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decentralized textboard?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-15 01:40
what should i add to my website

http://multich.kuz.lol
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[2:2:1623613785:1623613785:1622619873:2]

IRC network for /programmers/

1 Name: bababooey 2021-06-02 08:44
Normally we hang in #programming and #general (sometimes #crxn).

http://fh5r3hlkkwh7udtjeqmekmq4qd62jnjqmnqob5hm3ndiuo6lauza.b32.i2p/blog/new_i2p_addresses/

Servers available on clearnet, I2P, cjdns, Yggdrasil and CRXN.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-13 20:49
What do I need to view i2p?
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[3:3:1621756249:1621756249:1621293120:3]

[l10n] localization with css-only

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 00:12
i have a tiny page, perl/cgi, it shows some statistics from my dc hub, and i want to serve it in more than one language

do you think using css-only localization is a strange thing?
i am too lazy to touch the code itself, it is a hell of a mess lol
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-22 23:28
DC hub
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3 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-23 08:50
>>2
direct connect
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If it's not bitcoin or ether, it's a shitcoin

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-06 22:46
You may think your portfolio is full of "mooncoins" or "altcoins" or whatever name you've given them, but the reality is in 5-10 years BTC and Eth will still be here and your shitcoins won't be

Whatever justification you have for your shitcoin reaching new heights, it's bullshit. Chart patterns are just horoscopes and coin values follow trends not implementation

You might as well play roulette if you're staking in shitcoins, if you're aware of this then cool, but don't try to justify your $50k shitcoin portfolio as anything more than gambling
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6 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-07 09:38
>>5
Just depends.

Cryptos are purely speculative, they serve no purpose other than you hope someone will pay you more for imaginary things than you did. That being said, there is obviously a shit ton of money to be made in the crypto world, which still does not validate their lack of purpose or anything useful, but it's something worth considering.

On the other hand I've owned gold and silver for several years now. It's a nice store of value and has several purposes, especially silver. That being said, neither crypto nor the metals provide any sort of dividend or return, but I do sleep well at night knowing my metal will never be valued at $0.

All a matter of perspective and what your goals are. The only people to truly pity are the ones buying crypto and clinging to them like their safe havens. Gonna be a lot of jumpers when that dream becomes reality. Don't do that and you'll be golden.
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-11 18:04
Jesus christ. Shiu inu is lord have mercy on us. Doge is dead, longe live the shibu
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-11 18:06
Shib has already sailed, HOKK is still in the beginning stages
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-12 12:03
Buy digibyte now fags
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-17 19:21
This isn't how it was supposed to be
I put everything into crypto. I work two hourly jobs. I out everything outside of my food, rent, and simping budgets into crypto. I was supposed to be a millionaire. I was going to show all the normies how smart I was. I was going to date the cutest e-girl and drive the coolest car.
THIS ISNT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
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I want to learn to use Linux.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 23:48
I want to learn to use Linux, but tinychan's /prog/ is very faggy and they deleted my post. Where can I start? Can I truly replace Windows with it?
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25 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-06 05:08
>>1
replace windows, unlikely unless are willing to use the open source alternatives or just browse the web. if you want an easy one, pick a debian based distro like ubuntu, mint, elementary OS, or you could use manjaro. also, you should use virtualbox or vmware because it allows you to run whatever os you want without committing to it.
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-06 05:11
>>1

Depends.

For gaming Linux is pretty shit, although not nearly as bad as it used to be.

If you're a web developer or mostly use software that happens to have Linux support then it shits all over Windows.

I definitely prefer Linux over Windows but have to admit I still use Windows at least 30% of the time especially if I want to play games.

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27 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-06 05:13
>>1
Linux can't replace the gaming side of Windows.
If you still want to try Linux, try Linux Mint as a starter. It is very user-friendly.
28 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-06 05:16
>>1
Of all the places you can find that shit out you thought here would be best? No wonder they deleted your post.
29 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-06 05:18
>>28
why you so mean anon
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Explain why you're not currently running TempleOS.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 07:16
Ok fags, its time to explain why you're not currently running TempleOS and using the oracle to guide your everyday life decisions?
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10 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 07:41
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because, as the greatest programmer in the world, I've written my own OS that is better than TempleOS
terry was a punkass normie compared to me. I have to take all the antipsychotics just to dumb myself down to his level
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 07:43
>>8
what architecture did he even make it for, x86? I have never intimately looked into the OS, so im assuming the hypervisor just digs through as much of his code base as possible before shitting itself, so if u ran it on actual hardware would it even work, like did he right it in x86 assembly and write his GUI in 'Holy C'?
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 07:45
>>1
The temple crumbled with the prophet.
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 07:47
>>10
lol
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 07:49
>>10
Fucking die you degenerate scum
Terry is a fucking God, you're just a piece of shit
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Quantum mechanics thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 13:11
Quantum mechanics says we can never determine with complete confidence where any object is, this means that an omnipresent God is scientifically possible. Other branches of science fully support the truth of miracles and suirvival of the soul beyond death. Religion is not at odds with science, only the fake athiest "science" of evolution and some of geology/radio carbon dating. There is strong scientific evidence for an eternal and omniporesent God.
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15 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 01:44
Science proves god is real, but not that science.
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 02:50
>>8
See,
if you were God you would’ve known and got 777. Point proven. You took the b8.
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 03:00
>>1
Right.. So there is a God. Now what?

Exactly. Nothing fucking changes. Fuck off.
18 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 03:26
>>1
Quantum mechanics says a fart always smell better to the one who dealt it than anyone else.
19 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 04:28
>>13
this. OP is retarded anyway
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How do I git gud at programming?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 04:16
Just want to do front end for now, do I just suck off leetcode problems all day?
Tips?
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[9:4:1620098024:1620098024:1620097485:4]

AI or a prediction algorithm

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 04:04
Anons, the end is coming: not just for me. But for us all. A group of people have been using a prediction algorithm tech on me that uses smart phones to literally send people’s voices into the human brain. Sound far fetched? That’s what I thought. Until I heard my own voice played back in a chipmunk /baritone pitches; edited into things I didn’t say. All in my own mind, my own internal dialogue. I’ve heard up to 10 people in my head with this tech( made to mimic schizophrenia) .which I have no family history of. I’ve already ruled out mental illness as I’m on strong doses of anti psychotic meds. They’ve also played music as a weapon..it literally plays into my brain, so they are threatening to play it so loud it will kill me. I’ve almost had a seizure the last time it happened. This tech will kill me. There is a patent for it, it’s out there and it’s coming. Whether it’s some kind of AI or a prediction algorithm I’m not sure of but this technology is straight up terrifying & I’ve experienced it for the past 7 months. I might die tonight. Later /prog/. It was a good ass run.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 04:07
>>1
tl;dr

this is now a none thread
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 04:10
Anon, it’s not real, leave the people and go to your own house and just relax.
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 04:13
>>2
Damn. Tl;dr AI is coming for us all sooner than expected.
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[10:6:1619678196:1619678196:1619665188:6]

ipconfig not working?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-29 03:59
https://i.imgur.com/jgT7CsO.png

For some reason the ipconfig/ release and renew function are not working at all in the windows cmd function. I have reset winsock, reinstalled all my drivers, and troubleshooted my network adapters.
Picrel is the error message I get
I am asking because two devices I have are interfering with each other
Any help would be GREATLY appreciated
2 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-04-29 04:02
>>1
Get a Mac faggot
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-29 07:26
>>1
Serious advice: try it with a Linux live image. if you get the same problem then it is hardware failure or an issue with the router. If not, then lucky you.
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-29 07:30
>>1
change the ip in windows settings
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-29 07:32
>>4
I don't have any other IP addresses to use
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-29 07:36
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try connecting your network to one of the other nics, see if you can release/renew that one. that should narrow it down.
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How to keep my website running after I'm dead?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 14:26
I have no friends and no one to trust.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 14:28
>>1
Publish its contents as a book.
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 14:32
What is your website?
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-25 14:41
there are services that monitor website expiration, and renews stuff for you. get a long term contract with them.
note however, if you have a region/country specific tld, then you might have to prove the country of your residence from time to time. this can cause difficulties when you are dead.
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-27 20:32
pay someone to manage it after you die
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[12:7:1619023377:1619023377:1619022161:7]

PI thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:22
How's everyone's PI wallet looking? If you haven't heard of PI, check it out and if you want to get started mining, use my code "PiScammer314" for a free PI when you sign up.
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3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:29
>>1
I mine since february but i dont think that shit is worth a real Dollar some day...
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:32
started three weeks ago and bought my first jetstreamer this morning.
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:34
I mean, if it's worth was it's worthless, but if it's not then shit, what's there to lose

Mines JrDali if anyone's interested, I'm in it for the long haul
Despite signing up 3 days ago
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:39
>>1
around 1000

code HueMungus01
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 16:42
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I used this guys code and it gave me a virus BEWARE
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15.ai project.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 21:51
People are hilarious. This guy makes a project called 15.ai which is basically just text to speech but with the voices of famous characters. He takes the website down frequently for months at a time because "I'm a perfectionist. I won't allow people to use an inferior version of my software if I know it can be made better"

https://twitter.com/fifteenai

Which, that sentence alone sounds autistic as fuck, but then you realize people are donating to his patreon for a service that has been online for, and this is the real number, 5 days total since last November. and when people say how retarded he sounds, his simps rush in to say "What a great service he's providing for free".

https://www.patreon.com/15ai

What fucking service? It's never available lmao. watching his twitter replies and seeing how much money this tard makes off of other tards is something of a hobby at this point.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 21:56
>>1
15.ai
damn so it's down. was curious how good it is.
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 22:01
>>2
Yes, and it's been down for nearly 6 months. He keeps saying "next week" and always misses that deadline because in his sperg mind, no voice model is ever good enough. The actual software was pretty good, but not good enough to warrant dealing with a rampant faggot like it's developer
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 22:09
I used that website, when it went down I went to check his Twitter that he linked. You hit the nail on the head, dude is borderline neurotic.
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-20 22:13
At this rate you're better off learning to do voice impressions yourself lmao. I actually dabble in that sorta stuff a bit. I can do a decent Hank hill and Carl Wheezer for example. If anyone wants to hear it give me some things to say and maybe I'll say them lol.
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-21 14:26
Nope, he’s fuggin dead op.
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Please help with this functional differential equation.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 16:27
I could use a hand to hold, i am a drift with this concept.

find a general solution to this functional differential equation.

f ''(x) = f(f(x)) and there are general solutions

In other words find a function whose 2nd derivative is equal to the same function evaluated at all the points that make that function up.

For example f(f(x)) = ? when f(x) = x^2
is for x=2 ----> f(f(4)) ----> f(4) = 16 ----> f(16) = 256 and this has to be equal to its 2nd derivative
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6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 17:52
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I am not sure, after the first der I would include a constant to the function
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 17:54
y = Ax^3

So you're looking for

6Ax = A(Ax^3)^3

6x = (Ax^3)^3

6x = (Ax^3)(Ax^3)(Ax^3)

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8 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 17:58
>>7
thank you, for trying I must be missing a building block
I guess the constant gets dropped.
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 18:02
>>7
f ''(x) = f(f(x))
I think this was my hang up, neat.
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 18:09
>>6
f(x) = e^x is the only function that is itself primed, if i remember right
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[15:7:1618670807:1618670807:1618643827:7]

Functional differential equation.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 07:17
Let's see who is actually smart on /prog/, find a general solution to this functional differential equation.

https://i.imgur.com/SRkD58H.png

f ''(x) = f(f(x)) and there are general solutions

In other words find a function whose 2nd derivative is equal to the same function evaluated at all the points that make that function up.

For example f(f(x)) = ? when f(x) = x^2
is for x=2 ----> f(f(4)) ----> f(4) = 16 ----> f(16) = 256 and this has to be equal to its 2nd derivative
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3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 10:02
Do your own fucking homework, nigglet
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 10:52
>>1
You want to find a general solution to recursion?

Here ya go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_HWtzUHm6s
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 12:23
>>1
i taking a college class, therefore i am smart
it's pretty easy to tell you have an inferiority complex
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 13:39
off the top of my head i would assume terminal velocity, but I will try my hand at the math I am assuming it might be x^e-1 my method will be a buck shot approach, brute force
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-17 14:46
>>1
f(X)=0
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Good tech college.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 03:27
Is a 2 year IT degree at a good tech college worth it? I have an alright paying job but it makes me tired. I want to be a computer monkey
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 11:14
>>1
a guy i know went into security it's very in demand from what he said not enough people are in it plus you can work from remote consider your options ask people in the field who are not tards/
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 11:34
No, you're gonna work in a company IT center where boomers call you every day asking you why their document won't print or to rotate a pdf
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 11:49
>>1
Most companies will not hire a person with an associate's degree from a community college to work in IT. Help desk support these days is done in India. I have worked for all manner of companies, startups to large multinationals, and all the local IT support folks had a bachelor's degree.

I don't have a college degree, but I started in the 80s and worked my way up. Back then, nobody really cared. Now, even the secretaries are expected to have a 4-year degree from a good college.

I am not saying you don't have a chance at being hired, but want you to understand that the rejection rate may be high because of your degree choice. The best thing I can offer is get some connections with people already employed. The best way to get hired is via referral.
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-16 13:26
Why are all tech support scammers Poojeets?
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The solution?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 15:26
Any monty hall problem "solution" knights around?

https://i.imgur.com/h7357aB.png

If so can you explain to me why the formula doesn't work with 2 doors?
you have 2 doors
you pick door 1
x= chance of the prize behind door 1 y = the chance of door 2 being opened before you picked door 1 g= given
P(X&Y) = P(xgY) p(Y)
P(y&x) = P(ygx) P(x)

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12 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 16:12
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last link is mine tell me what you think of labeling the goats.
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 16:19
>>12
These are both about the three door monty hall problem, and thus not relevant to OP.
I'm not sure what the point of labeling the goats is supposed to be, but lets roll. Goat A, Goat B, Car C.
At your initial pick, you can choose A, B, or C.
If you pick A, the host opens door B and gives you the option to keep A or switch to B&C.
If you pick B, the host opens door A and gives you the option to keep B or switch to A&C.
If you pick C, the host opens A or B and gives you the option of keeping C or switching to A&B.
The fact that in the case where you initially pick C, the host may open either of A or B doesn't change that the Monty Hall choice is still either to stick with C or switch to A&B.
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 16:21
>>13
You could actually skip the "host opens a door revealing a goat" step entirely if it helps you understand the choice being presented.
And in that case, the game still works with two doors, since the contestant still don't know for sure which door has a goat and which has the car.
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 16:30
>>13
Nope this is the real way to do it, stop grouping them together, do it individually.
1. You picked goat door A, there is a winning door unrevealed, and the host reveals goat door B
2. You picked goat door B, there is a winning door unrevealed, and the host reveals goat door A
3. You picked the winning door, there is goat door A unrevealed, and the host reveals goat door B
4. You picked the winning door, there is goat door B unrevealed, and the host reveals goat door A
50-50
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-14 16:35
>>9
The reason that isn’t the way it works is that it is twice as likely for option 1 or 2 to happen than it is for option 3 or 4. Think of it like a river forking into 3 streams, and the third stream forks in half later on. Options 1 and 2 have a probability of 0.33 repeating to occur each, and options 3 and 4 split the remaining 0.33 repeating between them
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Are numbers real?

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 00:44
I know what they are and how I can count but are they real? , real enough that before the creation of the things we know as numbers they were already numbers.
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8 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 09:40
I don't understand why people think numbers are considered an abstraction from reality when it could be considered a simple characteristic of it, if not foundational. If I find a rock and then another rock I can hold them together and say rock rock. There is no concept of math even there just a description of reality in front of me
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 11:20
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Numbers are real, yet have no material substance. Numbers exist like love or patriotism exists: a mental abstraction that may cause changes in the material world.
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 13:17
>>1
real numbers are all the numbers that aren't imaginary like i. i is the square root of negative 1, but only for the purpose of reverse engineering when necessary because math requires that.

integers are numbers from -inf to inf, including zero. natural numbers are 1 to inf. there is also the concept of negative zero but i won't bore you with that.

numbers are dimensional units you fucktard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I_FHQWRuj8
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 15:14
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OP here, that's helpful thanks
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-13 10:25
numbers? nope
unities? yep
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Faggot /prog/gers.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-11 17:50
I'm surprised that none of you Fag Programmers haven't taken down Facebook yet or at least hit them with a DDOS attack.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-11 17:53
>>1
Facebook has been hit several times with DDOS attacks, they're superficial and generally pointless. all the risk, nothing to gain.
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-11 18:07
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Someone needs to do better.
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-11 18:29
Or at least impregnate ol Zuck.
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net neutrality.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-06 17:25
a bill surrounded in compromise with the system. but what is it we are compromising. The banking system. Why? Because we can.
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