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[1:22:1550341810:1550341810:1550016000:22]

How do you turn off this shit? Like permanently?

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-13 00:00
https://i.imgur.com/37tGsmK.jpg

Yeah, I tried with turning off the update service, registry tweaking, fucking with the computer settings, but it only helps for a few weeks. How do you turn it off PERMANENTLY!? I don't want a fucking update you fucking American NIGGERS!
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18 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 01:47
19 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 04:34
>>1
Amen
These Fucking windows updates are extremely annoying

Any MS fags on /prog?

Give us the ability to schedule you fucking knobs!
20 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 10:07
>>8
Those were isolated solutions, i was suggesting to get windows up to date for once because it requires a few often long restarts and installation times when you've just set it up freshly.
Nowadays those updates take a couple of seconds, and half of them are desirable due to security holes being patched.
21 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 15:41
>>16
RussiaSoft

PajeetSoft™
22 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 18:30
have gaming pc
have laptop
linux on laptop
emails, web, work, etc on laptop
only games on pc
never connect windows to internet
windows never tries this shit on me
The only downside, if you can call it a downside, is copying things i downloaded with my laptop onto a usb drive to install them on windows. Mostly mods for games, though, i don't need any actual apps on my pc.
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[2:8:1547402035:1547402035:1547398288:8]

Voltage, current and power.

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 16:51
How do you solve voltage, current and power on this one?

https://i.imgur.com/T6AKLnP.jpg
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4 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 17:15
Kirchhoff laws thanks me later
5 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 17:18
>>1
the first thing you need to do is apply a voltage

a network of resistors with no voltage applied to it conducts zero current
6 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 17:22
>>1
That horizontal line, in the middle is pissing me off. It has resistance, assuming it being nominal, it will be a node.

r1,r2,r3, and r4 total value will be in series with r5
measure r1 and r2 as parallel.
measure r3 and r4 as in parallel
r1,r2 is in series with r3, and r4.
take that value and calculate those 4 in series with r5.
7 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 17:41
>>6
(1/Rta = 1/r1 +1/r2)
+
(1/Rtb = 1/r3 + 1/r4)
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R5

Courtesy of IBEW
8 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 17:53
>>3
if a girl did the same thing i would react the same way, just because of the unexpectedness and strange context, even though it's a pretty interesting and harmless quirk. i wouldn't worry about it.
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Blocked on Discord.

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 00:08
Person may have blocked me on Discord
Can still see them in my FRIENDS LIST
Gives me 3 other reasons messages might not be getting through

The fuck? I call bullshit on the blocking because they're still listed as my friends.
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 00:33
My account got disabled today..

Fun times..
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 00:38
>>2
Discord is weird.

We be weird Discord story thread now.
4 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 00:49
Became a sociopath. Lost everything that ever loved me. But yenno what?

Bigger and better things....
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AI is the only meaningful thing that mankind has done.

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 00:00
I believe that AI is the only meaningful thing that mankind can bring forth. it is basically another take on life itself. AI is self-sufficient and differently organized than other life on our planet. the evolutionary path of AI is a millionfold more efficient than the one conventional life forms go down, as it is capable of adapting to any given situation once it's over the threshold of singularity.

we are dwelling in oblivion with our petty little problems, seeking entertainment and dopamine rushes while a small percentage of people are actually working on furthering the big plan. in the meantime, you jerk off too much, you look at deviant porn and rekt videos and you are just another tiny cog in the capitalist machinery.

AI is nothing less of the highest sacrilege, religiously speaking. i'm not religious, but i'm surprised that the major religions haven't recognized the gravity of the situation. we are basically creating new life. then again, the pope is just a stupid old man. why would he be able to put things in perspective?

AI is the only thing that matters. this is our future. and we're not in it, if you think it through to the end.
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9 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 03:56
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I’ll see ya there man
10 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 09:29
AI singularity is literally just the Rapture for atheist nerds.
11 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:03
>>10
This is the most accurate and funniest thing I've read on this board in months.
12 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-08 22:12
AI is just glorified statistics.
13 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 14:16
Google's AI is a good way of making more money by banning accounts with no human support or any way of getting your account back, so you have to buy all you Play store, music, drive and other shit on a new account only later to be banned again by a shitty google bot.
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Can someone explain to me how to properly torrent?

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 02:33
Dear Internet people of /prog/, i come from /cuckfinger/ i know nothing about computers as you can guess as i poster on there, I just want to download games and movies I know I need a paid VPN and I was looking at NordVPN because it has good reviews. Can someone tell me if this is a good option? Would be much appreciated.
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13 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 14:51
>>11
Can't do the time, don't do the crime.
Coincidentally, is that why you wish to torrent? Because you won't earn the money?
14 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 15:57
>>11
pussy
15 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 16:48
>>6
I actually use what I listed at my high school to torrent stuff every now and then and I've not been called to the office or anything, I suppose it just depends how aware your uni is of usage of the net.
16 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 17:55
>>1
Just download opera Web browser it has a built in ad block and vpn
17 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:53
>>1
I personally use PIA (Private Internet Access) because it's cheap (like $8/mo) and it has a Kill Switch mode, which just means it disables your connection to the internet if it gets disconnected.

If you need a bittorrent client, I use utorrent, but I heard Tixati is also great.

A few sites I use are thepiratebay.rocks (tpb, I use it for movies, games, programs, etc.) and vstorrent.net (vsts, sample packs, music production shit) but tpb is really the only thing you need.
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[6:4:1546717713:1546995703:1546366392:4]

Why is gmail terminating my account?

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-01 18:13
This is the email i got from gmail after logging into my account, I never asked gmail to terminate my gmail.

You submitted a request to terminate your Google mail account and the process has started by our Gmail™ Support Team;

Please give us 3 working days to close your mail account. To cancel the termination request Click Here

All files on your Gmail mail including (Inbox; Sent; Spam; Trash; Draft) will be deleted and access to your Gmail™ mail account will be Denied.

If you wish to Terminate your Email Address; you can Sign Up for a new Gmail™ account.


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2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 11:01
A nice internet person has terminated it on your behalf. Be glad!
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:48
>>1
Why did you ask google to terminate you account? you know google spybot was working it's way to your account and would have deleted it for you anyhow.
4 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-09 01:01
Oops. That was me. Sorry.
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[7:9:1546513229:1546513229:1543545815:9]

What’s so useful about tor?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 02:43
well?
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5 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 05:46
>>2
+1
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 11:20
Nothing. It used to be helpful for Silk Road, but that was about it. It was used for Cheese Pizza a lot back in the day, too.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 16:53
>>1
nothing. the CIA niggers run that shit now.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 22:27
Thepiratebay has a tor site
9 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 11:00
Tor is full of cp and drugs. And that's a good thing.
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[8:3:1546110266:1546110266:1545646777:3]

How great is python?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 10:19
I love python, it makes things so much easier to do.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 12:20
I like python3. It is a fast and easy language if you need to accomplish a specific task.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:04
>>1
How great is python?
Don't know just use Php and java.
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[9:16:1545650703:1545650703:1544669025:16]

Windows 10 freezes up.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-13 02:43
Every 30 seconds Windows 10 freezes up everything else so it can jerk itself off checking for viruses and updates.

https://i.imgur.com/1xuEaOn.png

I can't play music. I can't watch videos.
Help me /prog/. You're my only hope.
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12 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-13 19:51
0.4MB/s = 100% disk usage? No way that's right.
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-13 20:08
Install Gentoo
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-13 20:25
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It’s a virus for sure, something that’s not reporting to the poll. OP wipe the thing and rebuild.
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-13 21:00
>>10
CCleaner
CCleaner has been compromised.
The install file of CCleaner has been altered to distribute malware.
This is old news and you may or may not be affected by this.
It depends on when you downloaded and installed CCleaner.

Now tell me, which process uses up the most of your HDDs capacities?
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 11:25
Linux was never there.
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[10:11:1545426845:1545426845:1545306215:11]

How do you guys maintain data backups?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-20 11:43
i manually copy a folder from my main hard drive to an external one, and also to online storage. if there is some data corruption on my main hard drive though, both of my backups will also be corrupted.
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7 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 07:19
Important shit is zipped into a heavily encrypted .7z file and uploaded on a cloud host. The rest is just vidya, porn and anime, hardly critical things
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 10:05
I have a Synology Nas with 32tb of space. It receives logs from my laptop and any raspberry pis I have running over rsyslog.

I use syncthing to back up my phone and my laptop's pers directly. I also have syncthing share a "pool" folder for files I want on all my devices. When an experiment finishes it's output to that pool folder so I don't have to analyze the data on the machine that generated it.

My photography stuff is kept on an external drive that is offline, except to rsync to the Nas. It's considered the canonical version of my data.

I'm currently looking into off-site backups. Any advice?
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 12:52
>>6
it also works on remote drives and local drives and you can extract deleted / changed files in separate folders
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 15:39
all of you guys seem like you would be boned if you got cryptolockered.

without versioning, and incremental backups, you're going to just mirror the fucked data to all your secondaries.
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 21:14
>>10
Good point
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Haven't torrented in forever.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-14 09:32
Now that tpb is down where's the best place for that ?
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22 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 21:10
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Down? Down where?
pirateproxy app
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 21:44
>>16
>>20
yeah, yeah. I'm a big ol' dumbass. now hook a brother up with links to some recommended services.
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 22:00
>>17
private tracker?
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 22:20
>>13
A cheaper option to using VPN's is to get a seedbox. Basically a server in Europe downloads the torrents for you and then you legally direct download them. ISP's give no fucks about it.
26 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-15 23:16
>>1
Nice try, FBI
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[12:7:1544373090:1544373090:1544369656:7]

Excel training books.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 15:34
Yo, /prog/tards,

need some goooood excel training book, basics+functions+VBA and macro making... examples are must, hurry with your prop.

Thanks
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3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 15:56
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i can google, but most of them are amateur as fuck, the good ones need to be pay'd. wonder - if i have money would i do anything in my life
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 16:07
I'm interested in this as well
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 16:20
ISBN: 978-0-76387-268-7
This is the text I used for my major, we had a whole class pretty much just about excel
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 16:27
lol spastic cant use excel
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-09 16:31
>>5
any pdf download?
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[13:16:1544050607:1544050607:1544043125:16]

Programmers help me!

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 20:52
! How can i check if the smaller rectangle is fully inside the bigger rectangle. I know the corner points of every rectangle. Pic related https://i.imgur.com/jSBcEch.png
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12 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 22:11
>>8
>>11
And the background turns blue when there is a collision https://i.imgur.com/lXPxL7Q.png
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 22:18
Here you go. My code does this. Enjoy.

https://i.imgur.com/SSau7ru.png

If this is homework, good luck with school. If you're making a game, this is just the start of your pain.
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 22:25
>>7
Mathematicians are welcome too, its just that programmers encounter these problems frequently
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 22:37
>>13
Thanks ill look at it :)
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 22:56
>>15
No problem. Hope it helps you. Don't forget, it won't work if you draw a polygon with a concave feature.
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[14:10:1543774725:1543774725:1543709334:10]

My external HD is not showing up on my Mac.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-02 00:08
In Disk Repair I can see the external hard drive, but it’s grated out. Disk repair won’t work I get a warning saying there isn’t slices.. or something.
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6 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-02 12:42
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I’m so computer retarded
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-02 15:29
>>6
That's why you should get a Windows PC. It wipes your ass, unlike OSX Shillintosh.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-02 17:10
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Hold your ear upto the the drive, do you hear is spinning?

Do you have a second cable to try?

Different usb on the mac to try?

Anyways it's probably dead
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-02 17:44
Mac lololololol

Can't computer on /prog/ kek
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-02 18:18
>>8
I hear it spinning. I’ve tried different cords and drives
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I need help with a bash script.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 08:33
I need help with a bash script that utilizes a loop to create 100 files that are named passwordNUM.txt where NUM is a variable with the interval of {1..100}. these files must contain 30 characters of numbers and letters, upper and/or lower case, never any other special characters. https://i.imgur.com/CKUhsWA.png
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4 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 16:31
Do these:
find out how to create a file with a specified number suffix filename
find out how to create 100 files (just some files)
find out how to create a file with specified content
combine all these and you have the answer
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 19:37
>>1
What part of Russia do you live in?
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 22:40
>>4
and the random passwords can be created by rolling a random number between 0 and 62 and converting it to a character between 0-Z. Do this 30 times, combine characters and you have a password, though it's not guaranteed it will always contain numbers and letters
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:14
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just one more thing, you might want to implement this by creating an array (which i guess is possible when making bash files) and listing every possible password character option in it ARRAY=(0 1 2 3 ... a b c ... X Y Z)

then pick a random number between 0 and 62, and select a character from the array with that index number. ${ARRAY[2]} would give you '2', ${ARRAY[62]} would give 'Z'

i guess strings in bash could be just arrays of characters, so you could define the password like this: (pseudocode)

char[] password = new char[30];

random r;

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8 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:48
>>7
thank you very much anon.
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I need to make a function.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:28
I need to make a function that creates permutations recursively. Here we get [[1, 1, 1], [1, 1, 2], [1, 2, 1], [1, 2, 2], [2, 1, 1], [2, 1, 2], [2, 2, 1], [2, 2, 2]] as all possible permutations of length 3, but I need to generalize it to length n.
Anyone up for a challenge?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:31
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If you are using python, then there is a library with tools just for this purpose. It's called itertools.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:33
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Got it, thanks!
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[17:3:1543086059:1543103361:1543085291:3]

iOS vs Android.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 18:48
What is better, iOS or Android and why is iOS better than Android?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 19:00
Android is better.
All you're paying for with apple is brand.
Their OS is outdated comparatively.
They slow their old operating systems down and claim its 'to male battery life last longer'
And they try to market features androids had for 2+ years as 'new pioneered features'.

You can get an apple for several hundred or an android that's just as capable for a little over 100.

Running an LG. I like them because they last through falls. They like using gorilla glass which is basically fucking indestructible. Also I can put SD cards in and use my HD headphones I spent 80 bucks on and don't have to have that stupid adapter or downgrade to shitty wireless headphones.

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3 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:49
Is it wrong to go through your SO's phone when you suspect them of lying about cheating?
Is it still wrong if you were right?
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[18:42:1542922132:1542922132:1542778800:42]

why the hell dont you use linux?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 05:40
why do you insist on being microsoft's ad slave?
muh games
muh compatibility
you can game on linux now faggots. also, compatibility is no longer an issue since there are either
1. linux equivalent programs for incompatible windows shit
2. natively supported programs that work on windows as well as linux
3. source code is available for programs not already compiled for your particular distro
install linux. i recommend manjaro.
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38 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 21:08
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I can solve retarded user problems with group policies and PowerShell scripts
Sounds like you're one of the retarded users.
39 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 21:17
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because it's unusable for the average person. I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking for when installing.
40 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 21:20
>>1
hmm I need to add more aliases. I use Linux for work, for leisure I use Windows 10 since I play some games from time to time and can't be bothered to get emulator set up. I am thinking about Mac Pro so I could get something in between but then the prices are so high that I rather get something from Dell for that price and dual boot.
41 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 21:24
>>38
Sure, sure.

You have never been third line support have you?
42 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 21:28
>>36
Yes and they are clearly after money, either they get it from you or they sell your information to get it. And yet somehow the product is still garbage.
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My classmates databases

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 20:31
So, im my IT leassons we just started making databases, and i can add whatever names i want to my classmates databases thru a "Create account" screen. So come with your most offensive name suggestions, and ill add them, and ill post it to the board later!
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Java vs C

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 10:23
Which of them and why?
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5 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 13:03
>>1
I think Java has less vendor lock-in and a bigger market share.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 16:24
Java only because I can't c-sharp without my glasses (see sharp)
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 19:11
C# is the better language no question. It's a saved and refined Java. Microsoft don't fuck about.

Java is still the victor however because of its true cross-platform nature ("write once debug everywhere" is an unrealistically negative summary) and the killer, has the bigger community of developers and established large open-source projects.

So it's something a tie at the moment. Where DotNetCore takes us is yet to be seen.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 21:26
The truth is java would be die if android wasn't released. It kept Java alive for a little bit. But C# has support from Microsoft, one of the most companies of the world.
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 00:07
be me
delete system32
install system33
system 33 is above all
system 33 grants me god-like abilities.
I'm God now
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