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The actual name of the virus is SARS COV-2. This causes the disease COVID 19

This is a more advanced version of the SARS virus from 2017. This is from a family of SARS viruses all originating from (((CHINA))). This is a Chinese bio weapon that is being developed and strengthens over time. The virus can spread withing 6 ft of another human.

China responded to the outbreak immediately, suddenly building several dozens of hospitals in a week crushed any opposition, and responded as if this was planned years in advance. The virus already spreads quickly and the Chinese are preparing for the next SARS outbreak.

A more deadly version is coming.

Just wanted to say an early goodbye. Foolish wife brought her sister and sister's toddler son to stay with us until the emergency is over a week and a half ago. Sister-in-law takes her kid to park and lets it play with other children. We all got tested 4 days ago. Me, my wife, my 2 yaer old daughter, my sister-in-law and her son all tested positive. I am pretty sure that her stupidity will, at the very least, kill the children.

If we survive this, I will check in again in three weeks. Doubt any of you will remember this post, or care about it. Best advice I can give you is to keep others away from your home and supplies. Peace out.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-immunity-certificates-uk-eleanor-riley-a9444656.html

Hidden in the small print - expect to stay locked down for a year because we won't let you out until you have an immunity certificate.

Britain keeps its borders open to allow visitors from the USA. Spain, Italy and China to access the U.K. (and our National Health Service) where tourists remain free to travel throughout the whole of the country in what remains an act of criminal negligence on the part of our government.

Nobody could have seen this thing coming and had plans to enact when it appeared. Not even Obama's purpose-built pandemic response office that Trump shut down in 2018 because he said he didn't like paying for stuff that didn't do anything, and if necessary he could snap his fingers and put that office back together if they were ever needed. Still waiting for the retard in Chief to snap those little fingers. I would bet money he had the office's plans and procedures shredded.

Why didn't our wealthiest corporate leaders have a plan for this? some china-man eats a bat and the entire world shuts down??

Get coronavirus (COVID-19) as an added bonus?

Luckily, I live in Ohio in a county with only 2 confirmed so far. I go out at night for my nightly beer run and that's it. Testing kits even in my county of 10,000 people are fucking $1,000. Most insurance isn't even covering it so there's no telling how many people have it that aren't getting tested.

We should all get fit and dress nice, go to bars and clubs, get the phone numbers to every single girl we see, never call them but always send them jap rape porn.

I didn't vote for trump but he can't be blamed for a disease. The news just wants to blame him for everything and it's just dividing everybody.

If the Dems weren't stroking off to impeachment everyday, maybe the response would have been better. Maybe calling trump a xenophobe for closing flights from china wasn't the best idea faggot.

Yellow people are some of the most talented at viruses on earth!!!

The Chinese let this lose, knowing what would happen, markets would crash, people would panic pay household goods, people would miss work....

It's all working China's favour.

"Self-quarantine to protect the rich." They don't give a damn if we end up homeless, sick, or dead. They only care about themselves and their money. Old dried up dragons protecting the mountain they've been guarding their whole lives. Want us to quarantine yet give us no guarantee that our landlords won't just evict us, that the debt collectors won't come after us, that our jobs will still exist afterwards. It's all a bunch of grandstanding and posturing by the old fucks that deserve death upon them the most.

The news and public is holding his administration accountable for poor leadership and outright bro-mathing a solution to a worldwide epidemic

Quarantine Queer.... now we need a vaccine.

This virus is a way to suppress countries worldwide.

The Chinese been eating bats for probably thousands of years right? Why there been no cases of corona before? Why now suddenly?

I'm a retard, explain it to me

In it, you post your secrets and indiscretions.

Unironically, if we nuked China, we would have prevented covid-19 and a million other disasters.

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A former staffer who worked in Joe Biden's Senate office said Biden pinned her against a wall and sexually assaulted her in 1993.

Any conspiracists here who think the moon landing was a hoax? I'm bored and I want to get into the conspiracy, what are some good resources?

One time my sister came home after a party and was really bad, couldn't even stand for her own for two seconds, so my mom told me to take her to her room.
Once on her room, as a horny teenager I got curious and took a peak under her dress. Her panties were wet with what appeared to be cum.
I started to touch her softly, and got to put a couple of fingers in her ass, but my mom called me to ask if she was ok, so I got scared and ran to the bathroom to masturbate and clean my hands.
I got to touch her a couple more times after parties, she was really into getting so drunk she would forgot who fucked her.

Sometimes you need downers to cancel out the uppers when it's the tail end of a wild nig

Can someone red pill me on this 5G causes Corona shit? I don't really know what the hell I'm reading on Facebook, are there people who actually think this is a truth or is it mass trolling...?

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/global-opinions/how-did-covid-19-begin-its-initial-origin-story-is-shaky/2020/04/02/1475d488-7521-11ea-87da-77a8136c1a6d_story.html

“Good science, bad safety”
Scientists don’t rule out that an accident at a research laboratory in Wuhan might have spread a deadly bat virus that had been collected for scientific study.
Less than 300 yards from the seafood market is the Wuhan branch of the Chinese Center for Disease Control and Prevention.
Researchers from that facility and the nearby Wuhan Institute of Virology have posted articles about collecting bat coronaviruses from around China, for study to prevent future illness.
A December video from the Wuhan CDC shows staffers “collecting bat coronaviruses with inadequate [personal protective equipment] and unsafe operational practices.”

So it wasn't bio-engineered, it was just the Chinese being careless as always.

>>38
"Two features of the virus, the mutations in the RBD portion of the spike protein and its distinct backbone, rules out laboratory manipulation as a potential origin for SARS-CoV-2."

https://www.scripps.edu/news-and-events/press-room/2020/20200317-andersen-covid-19-coronavirus.html

>>12
Well said anon. That is an example of an argument from ignorance

>>1
red pill you? you mean turn you into a screaming idiot who blames all of his obvious shortcomings on women? what?

>>6
What is astounding is that you think the waves of 5g are different than the waves of the last 50 years. Your cordless home phone 15 years ago, any microwave, your router, etc. All similar 5g capabilities. Nothing new.

Live Stats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

52,934 Deaths.

Did anyone blame Obama for the H1N1 deaths? Or Ebola? Nope, it's only the Presidents fault when they aren't a democrat.

Fuck off you worthless liberal. Literally every major industry that is liberal has been declared NON ESSENTIAL! Liberals are useless to society.

AND WE'RE GONNA WATCH IT.... IT'LL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING..... AS THE NUMBER OF CASES...... GOES DOWN.... TO ZEEEEEERO..... IN A WEE-

MIKE, DO SOMETHING!

Today is national "Punch a trump supporter in the face day."

Enjoy!

I'll start

It's a good thing that we invaded Iraq to protect the petrodollar. I think it's rich when people complain about it and yet the dollar in their pocket has more buying power because of it.

There's plenty of places in the world where the US invaded/intervened and the populace didn't resort to cutting throats and blowing each other up.

What did Sadam think was going to happen, switching to the Euro and all?
The world's sole superpower was just going to standby and watch its petrodollar be crippled?

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We still get the ‘Spanish influenza’ virus of 1918 hitting every year. And check it’s death toll,

Covid19 is more fatal than influenza,

We’ve known a global pandemic is the literal “highest risk risk” in terms of likelihood to happen and effect on society.

But “some people” chose to ignore those warnings as “political scare mongering” in order to keep the status quo.

Imagine if the billions just wiped off the economy had instead been put into public healthcare or science research?

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for the next two years there will be a rush of niglet babies named Carona, Cosoquine, and Malaria.
prove me wrong

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How did you react when you first realized that Hitler is the God of Atheism?

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Why can't the government just print more money to survive this pandemic? 1 dollar is still worth 1 dollar, everyone keeps getting paid and buying food.
It's not as if having a bigger amount of dollars would make them cost less, right now I dunno how much money is currently in circulation in the country, having more wouldn't affect that

I secretly love going to a remote place at night, like park or woods or some countryside, park my car, go somewhere where I can't be seen and wildly masturbate. There's a few places I know I can go to and I swear I can feel semen stir in my balls as I drive over.
Somehow, the cold naked air, in the dark, quiet woods against my naked, throbbing cock really just makes me blast like a fucking cannon.
Maybe not terribly exciting but it is for me :D

Can Someone Please Explain What The Fuck This Website Is? Is It Like Tumblr On Weed? Or Like Reddit On Crack?

>>62
You're fucking retarded.

The world is not going to end - but think of the effect 9/11 had on the world. This will also have a permanent effect on our generation and the world in general.

Once it's over, people will cherish going outside and socialising more. Appreciate the smaller things they took for granted before the pandemic - but it will make no difference to autistic basement-dwellers who never leave their bedrooms and have no friends anyway.

cucks read this website

>>64
Well we can't stop the cuckfingers invading our board.

>>64
First Dylan Farrow, now this are you going to tell me the man behind goatfinger was a serial rapist?

>>1

Reddit is a congregation of some of the most autistic people on the planet. It's basically /lounge/. You make a decent point, get downvoted to oblivion, some retard fuck makes a common misbelief, it gets upvoted coz facebook dwellers and Instagram twats see it in their news feed posted by Karens.

Reddit does have a lot more consistency than 4ct because of the upvote/downvote but it's still filled with shit fuck stupid ass repetitive humour. Jokes are stale and copied every single fucking time the cue comes out. Guy asks "what?", next poster writes the previous response in capital letters. 10k upvotes, gold, silver, whatever fucking currency they use. At least /lounge/tards are somewhat original and witty compared to dumb fuck majority of Reddit.

If this site dies it will go down in a blaze of glory. /lounge/ is one of a kind. Reddit is not.

It's so ironic how in the 1980's we were itching for the future, now we're near 2020 begging to go back to the 1980's! Isn't that funny?

>>11
Sorry about that.

Bot or not, I love these threads.

I made about ~$180 in the 2016 presidential race; I was in college at the time, and a lot of my peers thought it was impossible to win against Clinton. I asked them to put their money where their mouth was.
And now it’s happening all over again. I’ve already made 2 bets for trump winning his second term thus far.

It doesn’t make a difference whether you make a thread against or for trump. As long as you post his face and name, I’m on my way to winning more money. Thank you OP - I already am cashing out from this whole pandemic situation, and seeing this thread on this comfy Saturday morning really warms my heart. <3

Why are Jews forcing niggers everywhere ?

"The whlte women must cohabit with members of the dark races, whlte men with bIack women. Thus the whlte race wiII disappear, for mixing the dark with the whlte means the end of the whlte man, our most dangerous enemy will become a memory. We shaII embark upon an era of I0,000 years of peace and pIenty, Pax Judaica, and our race wiII ruIe undisputed over the worId. Our superior inteIIigence wiII easiIy enabIe us to retain mastery over a worId of dark peopIes." -Rabbi Rabinovich

Why are white people obsessed with breathing and breath control?

I was involved in a few circles in Hollywood that catered to the ultrawealthy, and it was kind of ridiculous how easy it was to get whatever flavor-of-the-month celeb hottie to come hang out, and hook up with whoever was footing the bill

There were birthday parties in rented houses up in the hills, where I'd see celebs do lines of coke in the kitchen out in the open in front of everyone, and then take some tv show hottie out to the guest house.

There was one particular woman that was staying at a popular hotel that would play host to some of these parties, and would "facilitate" the exchange of funds from some Saudi princes, and get the celeb hottie to come over.

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Goatfinger has finally died, again!

This thread has more posts than Goatfinger got in the whole of last year.

>>23
Vicious.

Due to the coronavirus emergency, I closed down the boards.

Is anyone else enjoying watching America get obliterated by this virus because of their wallet sucking health care system? You guys are finally #1 at something. USA! USA!

I didn't start looking at goatfinger until a few months ago but it didn't take long to see the appeal, happy it's gone now.

SuperFratBoyExtreme got the Covid-19 Virus in KFC last week in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, he has been given 84 hours to live.

That's a shame, not.

Why are poor people going to be given a fucking free check, just to spend it all on fucking alcohol and cigarettes and drugs anyway? Then they will fucking complain they still can't pay the fucking rent. And then, in a few months when that money is expected to be paid back, the porch monkey will be given a pass. Anyone wanna explain how the fuck this is fair? Why is more of my fucking money being given to people who are poor and possibly, don't even work?

No, dipshit.
The “virus” is a “virus”
Of the corona family. Causing corona virus disease.
First catalogued in 2019.

“Co””vi””d””19”

This "virus" is just a Chinese political hoax, it won't change anything.

Quick question. If we were to cough in politicians' faces, would that expedite their search for a cure as oppose to slush funds.

It's the social distancing that's the clear giveaway or at least the basis for investigation.

Here are some facts that back this up:

1) Higher test scores than whites when the test isn't culturally biased.

2) Commit fewer crimes than whites when not placed in a culturally biased setting.

3) Better at sports than whites.

4) Hung like horses. The average white guy is four inches and skinny as a pencil.

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There are now more blacks in England than in many African countries.

>>228 That's because fucking Russia and China filled it up with literal bullshit.

So, what if you have a very violent weather year and a crop disease ravages crops in addition to the "virus problem". This is just the beginning.

Get to the equator while you still can.

As someone that's been to Norway on multiple occations I can tell you, yall dont beat up niggers on the streets, I know you're all faggots but do you have to be all lying faggots at that?

Just stop pretending. Here in Scandinavia all our countries are cucked and it fucking sucks

I think the coronavirus is necessary for the health of the planet.

This is thread number one. Each subsequent thread will be on a different topic than the last. Please let me know your thread suggestions in the comments.

I like soda.

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What is the best case scenario for humanity?

>>718

I miss videogames...

Shouldn't have gotten married but now you're trapped for life.

>>1 How long you guys reckon until Harvey Weinstein pulls an Epstein and “dies”?

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I think a push towards a more decentralized infrastructure with supply chains and food should be something that happens. Hell, throw in decentralized energy and such too. That could come in the form of local growers.

A big push for automation and AI development. Robots cant get COVID-19 or whatever else ends up devastating the economy in the future. Advances in quantum computing might take priority, and cloud based services for QC power could be used for anything from biological research to combat pandemic level diseases more quickly to materials science.

The internet is going to see another boom as people have a renewed vision of how this assists us in a time of isolation. Web3.0 technology and cryptocurrencies might see a big rise, especially after Bitcoin's major halvening event in May. It will lead to larger adoption and possibly a trillion dollar market cap for the first time.

People are probably not gonna he as touchy freely. Handshakes might go out of vogue for awhile.

This is thread zero. Each subsequent thread will be on a different topic than the last. Except for thread number one which will be very similar to this one except posted tomorrow. Please let me know your thread suggestions in the comments.

is there a point anymore? i feel unappreciated at work. they want me gone. i do the least meanial shit in the world. i'll probably never get another job after. i'm unappreciated at home. i live with my grandma and all she ever wants from me or cares about is money. i don't wanna do another year. i don't want this anymore. nobody really cares. nobody listens. i have no friends and i only have a bf and all he wants to do is fuck. i don't even know what to do anymore. i feel so alone all the time. the fuck do i do.

>>1

Think about the vast amount of information you have access to, now that you're on the internet. And still, you cannot find anything interesting.

Интересно тут у вас...

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It's interesting here you have...

Russians trying too destroy western society again!

>>1

WW2 didn't cause the end of the world so what makes you think some bad flu will?

So how will people get food from the shops then?

Lockdown has to mean lockdown.

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But there's still the 'non key workers' heading into work tomorrow?

Will the homeless be forced to remain in their cardboard boxes?

So, who else thinks that this pandemic is going to fundamentally change our way of life in major ways?

Conservatists still think socialism and communism is the same thing?

I am a doctor (3rd year medical resident) and I am currently spending 12-14 hours a day, 7 days/week, taking care of covid patients and covid rule-outs in a hard-hit city. No extra pay, if you’re wondering.

Here’s something you guys actually need to know: Coronavirus is not a specific virus - it’s a family. A terrifying family. Some members cause a mild cold... or kill the shit out of you. Covid-19 (aka SARS-CoV2) is a member of that family. It is NOT “Flu 2.” It is far more deadly, and far more contagious. Literally every doctor we know is shitting themself at what this epidemic is gonna turn into.

Our hospital is already crippled. We do not have enough personnel, and some of us need to see patients with t-shirts wrapped around our face because we don’t have enough masks and protective equipment. We had 3 people in our hospital alone die yesterday - 2 were under 55, 1 had no underlying conditions.

I don’t want to make this political. I fucking hate politics of all types. I’ve voted for republicans and democrats. I own 4 guns and belong to the NRA. I think Donald Trump has done a lot of good things for this country.

But pic related makes me wonder if he’s actually smoking crack. The number of covid cases is doubling every 2 days. The rate of death is 2%... but that’s gonna he a huge number, and FAR more than 2% go to ICU, get intubated, or have permanent lung injury. Literally every single medical expert and epidemiologist is saying that this shutdown is necessary. It’s fucking AWFUL but it NEEDS TO BE DONE.

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Now is a perfect time for someone to shut down the U.S. electrical grid. At the same time 4 bridges that cross the Mississippi should be blown. If possible a suitcase nuke should be detonated in the swamp.

This scenario is far more likely than most Americans understand. People have been warning that a moment like this could arise but have been shouted down.

I hope no one exploits the current U.S. vulnerability but the U.S. should be aware bad actors are watching and would love an opportunity to cripple the country.

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Omg, I never thought of cognitive bias. What a great point! I totally forgot that was a thing. I vaguely remember being tested repeatedly on several types of cognitive bus throughout medical school and in residency. Come to think of it, my licensing exams, in-service exams, and board certification exams ALL test you on the types of cognitive biases and how to avoid them. Weird how I didn’t think of that.

It’s especially crazy how no epidemiologists thought of that either! Amazing. Good thing you did.

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A recent Johns Hopkins study claims more than 250,000 people in the U.S. die every year from medical errors

But now we should act like Doctors and nurses are some type of heroes right now.

1. The world is highly overpopulated.
2. The medical industry, in its attempts to extend lifespans, simply for more profit, are responsible for that over-population.
3. All people have a duty to die.

Humans are so fucking scared of death.

Given how poorly the US citizens and US government are handling it? I am tempted to say it's going to be a major disruption of life as we know it.

How do I stop this disgusting email from being sent to me? who the fuck cares lets just post them here.

Dear Friend,
An oil business man made a fixed deposit of $26M in my bank branch where I am a director and he died with his entire family in Syria war
leaving behind no next of kin. I Propose to present you as next of kin to claim the funds,if interested contact me with your full name, and
telephone number to reach you and most importantly, a confirmation of acceptance from you.
Your Truly,
Arun Lung

>>1
Use Gmail.

Suck dicky monkey nuts.

Objectively speaking is it worse to dump a girl shortly before Valentine's day or shortly after it?

I'm feeling BITCHY already.

You egocentric fool...

Pump and dump.

Bitches hate me, fools.

My wife is a UK Doctor working for the National Health Service (NHS). She is involved in high level meetings about planning for the rona virus. She's told me all this shit going on in background and I've got to share it.
1) There will be too many bodies to cremate, so they'll all be burnt in a field somewhere.
2) Doctors are being instructed not to resuscitate rona patients that die. They get one hit of the defibrillator and that's it.
3) Blood tests of many patients show that the rona fucks their hearts so bad, that 50% will die
4) Any rona patient surviving a stay in ICU will experience life long lung, heart and organ problems from damage done.
5) The more anyone is exposed to the rona, the more damage it does. Its like poison. That is why doctors and nurses are dropping like flies.

Did anyone else think something big was gonna happen?

First year my parents didn't throw a celebration so I was left to my own devices for tonight. Went to a bar, no girls but made a friend. Then the ball dropped and that was it. Walking to my car just like another night out but there's a looming emptyness yknow?

I'm driving home now but I thought I'd share before I leave. I'll make sure to give my parents a hug and maybe that's what I was looking for.
If you're still reading this lemme here your New year's resolutions, I'm sure my /lounge/tards are always looking for a happier life