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>>710
Don't get shot

>>710 Ask him why he's good with yesterday while you're there. And why he lets kids get raped there.

>>710
Ask him why kids get cancer anon. That one's always fun.

This thread has been discovered in critical condition by 4x13.

Administering bump!

Oops I poat in did thread.

Cloundflare said it would stop protecting 8chan at midnight Pacific Time (08:00 BST) on Monday.

https://www.cnet.com/google-amp/news/8chan-dumped-by-cloudflare-security-after-el-paso-shooting/

The internet is done for, our freedom taking away by SJWs.

cuts nowheels legs.

Is 8chan seriously considered “alt-right”?

>>6
No, its a pedo board.

>>7
No, its a zoophile board

>>8

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8chans-pedo-communities.15890/

The poster was right the first time.

This is thread zero. Each subsequent thread will be on a different topic than the last. Except for thread number one which will be very similar to this one except posted tomorrow. Please let me know your thread suggestions in the comments.

I don't wanna live forever, just a really long time.

a nigger who worked at mcdonalds said he would tell everyone I was gay if I didn't give him my Teletubby toy

I pooped.

>>349 LOL

My name is Hans.

Here are some facts that back this up:

1) Higher test scores than whites when the test isn't culturally biased.

2) Commit fewer crimes than whites when not placed in a culturally biased setting.

3) Better at sports than whites.

4) Hung like horses. The average white guy is four inches and skinny as a pencil.

(Post truncated)

Piccaninnies with watermelon smiles

Look at all the murders in London and 95% of them are immigrant blacks doing them.

Nig nog niggering.

Believed that women shouldn't be educated, or speak unless spoken to.

good belief

>>216

Well women can't be educated unless it's Women's studies or Gender Studies.

In it, you post your secrets and indiscretions.

girlfriend put my hand down her underwear

>>206
Did you just assume their gender?

>>194
clearly you got fat as hell. go through a quick and clean divorce and stop abusing your husband. he doesn't owe you anything when you're obviously not performing your own duties.

29 dead in two mass shootings within 24 hours, all committed by white creatures. I finally understand the problem. Guns are not the problem. Mental health is not the problem. White people are the problem. White people are a race of absolute violent savages. They all need to be put in cages before they kill anymore.

>>212 Thanks 4x13, gotta stay woke out here. My home country is being overtaken by islamic shitlords. Unwertes Leben.

Hiroyuki Nishimura needs to be stopped.

4chan = Not worksafe
4Channel = Worksafe

Hiroyuki is turning all of 4chan.org into a SFW website, Hiroyuki Nishimura is not Japanese because it's impossible for a Japanese to be part Jewish. He is 100% Jewish.

>>203

good. maybe it'll scare off the Reddit fags. maybe their moms will ban the entire site from their router

>>207
They do some thinking
Every time some muslim beheads a little girl the jews in power jump to enact more freedom-killing laws

>>203
Just direct them to /goatfinger/, that's the containment unit for the people they seek.
It's a little leaky, admittedly, but autism and acute retardation are highly contagious.

>>203

Better do what a nerd in the media said then.

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So of course 4chan is a bastion of evil, despite on the whole, managing to do more good than these failed wankjobs, through trolling and utter bullshit fuckery. I'd be willing to bet the majority of people wanting to ban 4chan are guilt ridden, white trust fund babies with a narcissist "mother knows best" type driving their lives to a miserable, unfulfilling, and altogether pointless end.

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/entertainment/luke-perry-90210-riverdale-star-175100390.html

I hope this make's you happy SFBE, the way you mocked Luke Perry whenever you could, name dropping poor Luke in every thread you made.

RIP Luke Perry.

>>3

Noobfisher.

it gets better after high school
it gets better after college
it gets better after university
it gets better after I get a job

It never gets better, anon.
You make it better, or it stays fucked.

>>4
Depends on if it's righteous or injust.

To humiliate someone is NEVER worth the price. But a good asswhooping now and then can seem productional.

>>3
Funny if you're retarded, makes good points if you're even more retarded

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https://i.imgur.com/60JUgkg.jpg

Now it's out chance to turn him into the best Local Monor Celebrity on the Charlottesville area.

http://www.c-ville.com/nominate/entertainment/

[VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

>>102
Then just fucking change, all these people that say JUST BE YOURSELF IT’LL BE OK are fucking retarded, if you don’t like the way your situation is going change for the better you fucking retard.

>>102
How can you want to kill yourself while looking at CWC? He is the biggest loser alive since that EGS brony shooter killed himself, you should feel good!

He is an endless source of entertainment

I’m actually sad the ride is over. Who will take her place now? Goodnight sweet princess.

Why is it so hard for roasties and whores not to bend the charging cable at 90 degrees (194 Fahrenheit for amerifags) when replying to niggers on tinder when charging the phone?

I'm still using the charging cable from my iPhone 5, and the cables I got with my iPhone 6, iPhone 8 and iPhone XS have never been used

I'll start

It's a good thing that we invaded Iraq to protect the petrodollar. I think it's rich when people complain about it and yet the dollar in their pocket has more buying power because of it.

There's plenty of places in the world where the US invaded/intervened and the populace didn't resort to cutting throats and blowing each other up.

What did Sadam think was going to happen, switching to the Euro and all?
The world's sole superpower was just going to standby and watch its petrodollar be crippled?

>>445
I study at a university for free

>>445
Bacause at one point a degree was a guaranteed ticket to a good job. The narrative got pushed along with insane prices. Too many graduates + dwindling job vacancies stateside = shitshow.

Paying for school

How does it feel living in a 3rd world country anon?

>>445
so you want everyone on the planet to be a dumb cunt like you and have no knowledge of how the world works around them, or the skills for more advanced jobs? You want everyone to work construction and stabucks?

Not to mention, these universities use the money the undergrads provide to pay toward their research towards, i dunno... fucking KILLING CANCER!? How can you be so dumb

7 year old here. I’ve taken the virginity of 5 girls from my neighborhood this summer and they’re all younger than me. Am I going to helll?

It has finally happen

The downfall of pewdiepie starts with this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2xMrmg8-A

is SO BAD i guarantee he wont be getting 2 million views per video at the end of the year...

that video will kill pewdiepie.

Sub to T-Series

OP I know it's been a year but you dun goofed he's more popular than ever now due to harvesting drama

Oh really? And what exactly does a Jew look like?

I smell tuna fish milk.

Morality is a luxury. A hungry man will lie, cheat and steal to survive.

What boards should be archived by default with my new textboard scraper?

I'm already planing to do SAOVQ and 4-ch. Figured out Emanon and Kareha.

Also should I ignore "poster IDs" that some textboards have? Should I preserve "mailto" content (eg sage)?

Tea bags

Hello I post here too!

Hello

We should be there around here in the chat and dont blame for me to check my phone was dead.

Bet you can't find this porn.

It's probably 6+ years old by now.

Sexy, blonde realtor invites dude into open house, they walk around for a bit and she takes her heels off and tells him to take off his.

Blah blah blah he was admiring her legs in panty hose and tells her about it. She then says she was checking him out too.

She then sucks his cock after he throws his boots on the ground. They then fuck on the stairs. She's in thigh highs with a pearl necklace

I'm so burnt out. I've gotten into a rut where I just oscillate between /4ct/, /tinychan/, Instagram and YouTube. What do other people use the internet for? You've ruined Reddit for me, thankfully, by enlightening me to how vapid and echochambering it is.

>>13
Not exactly, but close.

I went through a period where I thought I was dead, but in a sort of purgatory like in the film Jacob's Ladder. As if others were just an illusion.

>>13
actually yes
it's hard to imagine each and every one of those 7.5 billion people lead a different life

I need help finding a youtube music video, video was shot high in the air in between two huge towerblocks, with a third tower block in front, there were hundreds of white air conditioning units on the side of each building, music was electronic, had dystopian vibe, Youtube recommended it to me but I can't find it anymore, song was so good, pls help.

>>16
i got you anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lan-Pjv99Xk

>>17
Yes that's the video, anon you're an absolute legend, I did not expect anyone to help me, thank you

Attacker approached the 71-year-old waving but had been apprehended by security before he launched into the kick

'I thought I was just jostled by the crowd, which happens a lot. I only realized I was kicked when I saw the video like all of you,'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7044583/amp/Shocking-moment-Arnold-Schwarzenegger-DROP-KICKED-South-Africa.html

How do we deal with this nigger problem of them attacking everyone.

Arnold Schwarzenigger.

Lol niggers

Bumping just so we can have another happening.

I just had relations with the woman that gave birth to you. You little homosexual person that will never achieve anything in your life. Please depart from this board and go enjoy another troll post somewhere else..

>>3
Duh huh huh git gud duh huh.

>>2
>>4
I like to drink a lot at parties, sometimes I pass out. I have a fantasy that someone will find me like this and use me. Wwyd?

>>2
>>4
Shhhhhhhh, noob, the grownups are talking.

>>1
What's this guy's name again? I keep forgetting.

YOU ARE NOT GOD

OR MY FATHER

OR MY BOSS

And twitter will ban your account if you repeat this.

gender dysphoria is a mental disorder.

Leave my yellow rubber duck alone.

Queers bait, gays gay.

This is degenerate behavior.

Remindder that if you lack of the Y chromosome you're nothing but a genetically defective hole.

You are not my dad you can't tell me what to do.
I'm going to win this prize honeslty like everbody else.

Creepy old guy fuck Portman in the anus.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7060131/Moby-hits-Natalie-Portman-denying-dated-calling-creepy-older-man.html

This makes SFBE sad, yeàaaaaaaaaaaah.

>>2
Good!

Natalie Portman is still fucking Moby, but he's not going his dick wet this time.

I smell tuna fish milk.

Natalie Portman stilling fucking around Hollywood it seems.

It goes like this!

1. Newfags will only roll singles
2. Oldfags will only roll doubles
3. Ancientfags will only roll trips
4. Mods will only roll quads

Try it out, fags! :D

starting tomorrow i will hopefully be a plongeur
its my first job in a long ass time.

Nobody wants to work too hard. For many (including myself) work does contribute to my self image, self worth, and identity). My work changes and improves a small patch of the world.

What many workers detest, is the presumption by non workers that they are entitled to benefits generated by those who work.

Why should bums be allowed to drive on a road my taxes bought? Other examples are near endless.

I'd bring in work gangs and conscription to occupy such bludgers.

>>346

Nobody wants to work too hard.

The old saying is "you pay peanuts you get monkeys". why should I work hard for fuckall, when the boss walks about doing fuckall and when he does. He most likely just fucked up again. or the cunt is asleep on his 2 tea.

do you nerds

Do we really give off that vibe?

Unemployed, ex-military. Recently laid off.

Is it bad that everytime I quit a job on bad terms, I do everything I can to make it hell for my former employer.

Whether it's creating a call bot that literally never stops calling and hanging up, or just sending them some good ole fashoined elephant shit in the mail. Am I going to far? Could I be doing anything better?

fuck this whole world and shit
got bitched at by my boss twice this week >because her boss bitched at her "why is Anon doing all the shit you said you would do months ago in like two weeks?
trying to help and do a good job and now she wants to see me fired
gf is depressed and is now taking shit out on me
can't go drink or get guns for fun cause swamped with her debt.
only got like 50$ to my name til thursday

Anyone know any good steam games for 50$ and under?

Hello respectable individuals. I just finished making this new imageboard on TOR. I haven't named it yet, but it would be nice if you guys could tell me what you think. http://oug34euep5jxpyn5gth75nvg56azqlzxa5yl6zzwajakqcjg6pvbjhid.onion

>>19
Sure thing, I totally believe your generic "you haven't seen" argument. It's so compelling and is backed by so much evidence.

>>17
To those who suffer from sensitivity toward sugestibility it's pretty powerful and some people are self destructive in that manner to do that to themselves to the point where you ARE being hynotized in the sense of self conditioning even more so if cannabis or poppers both are vacodilators that circles of people who talk about hypno shit tale before hand intensifying the sugestibility and loss of one perception for another

No one is born actually, it's just a test, children don't exist.

>>1
It's literally a group of discord trannies. There's a discord group full of trannies who spam BBC, blacked "u mad white boi" type threads all day. They do it on 4chan and here, now they have there own onion board, That's not a meme. It's a real thing. Please don't follower that url.

Can Someone Please Explain What The Fuck This Website Is? Is It Like Tumblr On Weed? Or Like Reddit On Crack?

Out of all the cesspit I'd have to say goatfinger is the worst.

>>46
Goatfinger is straight up depressing. Nothing but people trying to make their lives look amazing and one up everyone.

>>46
goatfinger hates memes but it happily allows gore, beheadings, cheese pizza ,rapings, stabbings, porn etc... it's ridiculous.

imagine using textboards like some normfag

>>1 Dogs are filthy stupid creatures. Canids have always been more savage than felines. Dogs have horrible breath from eating every peace of scrap garbage and vomit, and smell like trash from laying in their own feces and piss. Long story short, dogs are dirty by nature, like pigs and rats. Cats are elegant. Fact not opinion.