Any1 want to critic a piece of shit I wrote?
Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.This text negates all immunities
Next time send your coins to a different exchange and cash out there.
Young Earth creationism (YEC) is a form of creationism, a religious belief, which holds that the universe, Earth, and all life on Earth were created by direct acts of God less than 10,000 years ago. Its primary adherents are Christians who subscribe to a literal interpretation of the creation narrative in the Bible's Book of Genesis and believe that God created the Earth in six 24-hour days. In contrast to YEC, old Earth creationism is the belief in a metaphorical interpretation of the Book of Genesis and the scientifically-determined estimated ages of the Earth and Universe.
be me, yesterdayhugeass stormnotice a few frogsno big dealnext day (today)frogs fucking everywhere, the living room, dining area, bedrooms, bathrooms, fucking kitchenI need to remind you that these weren’t the big frogs, they were tiny, as tall as a coin, but even more disgusting. I almost stepped on one
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What are all the things I need to know?
no one else would listen
I'm in my 30s, married, good career but lots of irregular hourswife doesn't want kids so we have tons of extra money since we live relatively frugallywife doesn't know but I have a huge cheating fetishcurrently becoming a sugar daddyI'll rent a small apartment, let a girl live there with paid utilities and an allowanceput up the side chick, require regular STD checks, retain right to evict her at any pointstay married to fulfill my cheating fetishrotate out side chicks every few years
Be me, home alone taking a shit and browsing the webUse up the last bit of the toilet paper rollPanicNotice that there is a new roll across the roomPlan of attack: stand up, waddle over to new roll, grab it and sit back downPut phone in pocket and stand upStretch because I was sitting for a whileSound fades out, everything sounds distortedVision goes darkI stood up way too fast