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This is thread zero. Each subsequent thread will be on a different topic than the last. Except for thread number one which will be very similar to this one except posted tomorrow. Please let me know your thread suggestions in the comments.

>>304
Big bum hairs.

>>1
Can anyone tell me the easiest way to kill a jew ?

>>308
Put pork in Jew food.

>>309
Don't do this you are wasting good eating pork unless it's gone bad.

November 6th can't get here fast enough. After Tuesday, Democrats will be hard at work removing this guy from office and undoing every piece of legislation and executive order he has sponsored just in time for 2020.

You idiots didn't even have the popular vote in 2016. What makes you think you'll have the numbers for the midterms? Answer; you don't.

It's FUCKING over

The left are still bitching about an Mexican boarder but they forget that Mexico has a wall on it's south boarder.

The left is the wall, importing crime is not the answer.

The left will just knock down the wall when they get in.

Make America Great Again.

>>918
/thread/

This is thread number one. Each subsequent thread will be on a different topic than the last. Please let me know your thread suggestions in the comments.

>>1
HOW COME WHEN I COME HERE LOOKING FOR ADVICE OF HOW I SHOULD KILL MYSELF YOU GUYS TELL ME TO STOP! HELP ME DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1
Can a woman like you if you're a chubby guy? I find myself disgusting and I honestly dont think anyone could genuinely have feeling for me because of how I look. What do you guys think

>>638
The problem is that you think of yourself as disgusting so thats what everyone else picks up on. Its tough but you gotta fake it till you make it

I've been fat as fuck my whole life and not had problems getting girls interested in me, learn social skills.

Fat fuckers, try eating less you fat fucks.

Here are some facts that back this up:

1) Higher test scores than whites when the test isn't culturally biased.

2) Commit fewer crimes than whites when not placed in a culturally biased setting.

3) Better at sports than whites.

4) Hung like horses. The average white guy is four inches and skinny as a pencil.

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Its funny how East Asians have lower crininality rates and higher average incomes, education levels and business ownership rates than whites in the USA, and blacks have higher rates of criminality and lower income, education and entrepreneurship.
Almost like these other metrics of success/intelligence concur with average iq differences among races.
But I guess thats super inconvenient to address and dismantles the retarded

muh master race

strawmen that these faggot cucks have propagated and attributed to the evil "white supremacist" race realists.

all white people should be arrested

Free apple pie if you tell the cashier at McDonald's "I'm down with the clown." Livestream results.

>>153
This is an interesting question. I'm half black and I will date women of any race, but black women. On the surface, it's because I don't really look black. I've got native american and eastern european genes, I look iranian or some shit. For me, it's Freudian, I guess. He says men are more attracted to women who resemble their mothers. My mom isn't black so...

On a more deeper level, I think it's because I resent black people. I resent the fact that I am black, in part. And I love the fact I get away with not being seen as black although, what I am sometimes seen as is often thought of as just as bad but not to me. I remember when I was young, tweenage, then teenage, I was raised by the black side of my family who instilled a kind of afrocentricity. I suppose to make me fit in better despite the fact that black people look at me as an enigma. They resent me, in fact. Because I am a minority, but a better one than they are. Maybe not better, but of a higher class. And they're right, I'm smarter, because I took school seriously. I went to college. and 20 some-odd years after I left high school and all the giggaboos who used to pick on me, I make six figures and married a white woman and had kids who will never have to carry the stigma of being black, even in part because in this world, nothing matters more than what's on the surface.

Ship all blacks back to Africa and build a wall around it.

starting tomorrow i will hopefully be a plongeur
its my first job in a long ass time.

>>339
Well, if it were you doing this while she was unconfortable you would have been sued and ended up in nation wide media

Hey anon, I'm stuck at work on what should be day off, taking multiple shit breaks as a silent protest. I need some yuks. Tell me a joke. A dirty, vanilla, racist, or cream dream zinger.

I wanna laugh in the stall next to my supervisors lackey who no doubt is trying to figure out if I'm on the phone.

Nobody wants to work too hard. For many (including myself) work does contribute to my self image, self worth, and identity). My work changes and improves a small patch of the world.

What many workers detest, is the presumption by non workers that they are entitled to benefits generated by those who work.

Why should bums be allowed to drive on a road my taxes bought? Other examples are near endless.

I'd bring in work gangs and conscription to occupy such bludgers.

>>346

Nobody wants to work too hard.

The old saying is "you pay peanuts you get monkeys". why should I work hard for fuckall, when the boss walks about doing fuckall and when he does. He most likely just fucked up again. or the cunt is asleep on his 2 tea.

do you nerds

Do we really give off that vibe?

Unemployed, ex-military. Recently laid off.

It has finally happen

The downfall of pewdiepie starts with this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2xMrmg8-A

is SO BAD i guarantee he wont be getting 2 million views per video at the end of the year...

that video will kill pewdiepie.

net worth of 20 million

for making cancerous youtube videos

he should kill himself, like all Swedish men, import more niggers

Idk. I know pewdiepie the character. Idk Felix as a person and what he's like.

He is defenitely a beta. Talks with manerisms, is passive agressive when people who criticize him, uses irony to avoid criticism. Also he is friend with multiple beta males ( markiplier, jackscepticeye, bradwoto)

>>143
anyone who says nigger on there live stream blows it for me and im not even black

T shirts go to cow hell.

What can I ask?

ie: What's the best thing about being a female?

ie: What’s your favorite Star Wars movie?

Please don't ask for tits or bush!

>>123
Because boobs, boobs make money, free money no worky.

>>124
Rude!

>>124
Hmm, whatever could it be...

>>126
You, me or everyone!

>>1
Eat the moldy cunt of a syphiltic nigger whore and lick the unwiped dingleberries of her unwiped for three weeks diarrhea crusted asshole which drips with the cum of a pack of gangbanging dogs.

I moved 100km away from my friends and family for a new job. Just for one year. I never gave much about New Year, and i did my fair share of "I dont care" New Years (aka staying at home playing video games or having a lan party...) over the years. But now, that it's not a free choice, but a forced situation, it feels bad to be alone.

Didnt see that feel coming...

Thirteen minutes to go until I stand alone on my balcony and watch others have fun on the streets. And the worst is: It will be sandniggers, because I thought I'd just not care where I stay for only one year, so its a nice flat in a turkish neighbourhood.

Can't you see it's gotta be this way?

why cant everyone just be gay?!?!

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Lads I was with this girl for a year she left me but I just keep going back to her and shagging her It's got to the point where I can't get over her or get into a meaningful relationships with another girl. But at the same time I just can't seem to turn her down. What do?

Merry new year EU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfHCuv3Zcrs
Migrants Attack Germans With Fire Works NYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVHoZJp7vCQ

Man drives car into crowd of Syrian and Afghan citizens - TomoNews
Jan 2, 2019
BOTTROP, GERMANY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbrVoTVLTtc

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In it, you post your secrets and indiscretions.

>>178
Well as an uncut fag I can say yes they do like sucking it. But you gotta be on fucking top of your maintenance. I've lost the bj priveledge from my wife because one fucking time years ago I didn't clean thoroughly enough after a wank and a coffee piss.
Feelsbadman

>>178
only in burgerland

>>178
Because you are a pathetic worthless retard who has no job, friends, school or family to go to at this time and is too socially awkward to go out somewhere or talk to people? Just guessing

I'm thinking of starting a podcast /lounge/. Where I'm just a regular guy talking about everyday topics with other regular everyday people.

Kind of like an anti-podcast podcast, done in a kind of ironic way. No one has any particular talent, or is exceptional or famous in anyway. Just bunch of average dudes shooting the shit together.

Would you be interested in listening to this kind of thing, or even be a featured guest on my podcast anons.

Gentleman why don't you join me this fine evening that is until someone gets trips then all hell breaks loose

Hiroyuki Nishimura needs to be stopped.

4chan = Not worksafe
4Channel = Worksafe

Hiroyuki is turning all of 4chan.org into a SFW website, Hiroyuki Nishimura is not Japanese because it's impossible for a Japanese to be part Jewish. He is 100% Jewish.

Why am I pretending to make serious debates on 4chan anyway? The entire site is a pile of garbage which solely purpose is to serve as a place where white losers come to release their stress product of living in a society where they can't be the rulers anymore... And to jerk off at almost illegal porn :v

What is wrong with the porn on the ads the 4chan site? Everyone moves so quick that it looks like cocks are jackhammers.

i was thinking of actually buying a pass because posting from VPN is blocked and it's a pain in the ass. then i saw that hiroshimoot only takes crypto? hahahahahahahaha

I take back everything I said. As every single post is people pretending to be retarded, I don't think 4chan or 4channel are worth saving anymore. It's not because of Hiroyuki, it's not because of the recent board split, it's the absolutely terrible post quality that only gets worse over the years. Who could have thought that only thing worth having is the porn boards. That, or it's me getting old and tired of the Internet.

What do you suppose it behind the widespread push to emasculate western men?

4chan is loaded with tranny porn and gay porn. It's basically a psyop, and it couldn't be anymore obvious.

https://i.imgur.com/60JUgkg.jpg

Now it's out chance to turn him into the best Local Monor Celebrity on the Charlottesville area.

http://www.c-ville.com/nominate/entertainment/

[VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE

>>99
Anon is you, samefag. Thanks for the bump.

He's she or it is a lost cause now.

I wanna kill myself. I’m watching Chris Chan videos and All I can think about how my ex girlfriend and I would watch them together and fuck while watching. Ever since she left I’ve just wanted to kill myself in a mass murder suicide while blasting Doomer music like A light that never goes out by the smiths. I wish I was younger. I miss the older days of the internet. I miss old new grounds and making friends online and being happy. I’m just alone in my parents house miserable. I should just fucking end this terrible disturbing life. When I try to make friends people just say I’m a weird freak that likes gore and talks weird and says weird shit and talks about murder and rape too much.

>>102
Then just fucking change, all these people that say JUST BE YOURSELF IT’LL BE OK are fucking retarded, if you don’t like the way your situation is going change for the better you fucking retard.

>>102
How can you want to kill yourself while looking at CWC? He is the biggest loser alive since that EGS brony shooter killed himself, you should feel good!

Does he really fund most of the opposition towards the right wing? Is there any actual proof of this happening or is it just a /newpol/ & /bijou/ meme? I'm genuinely curious.

>>142
Who are BLM and CTR link to? apart from soros

>>143
CTR, at least at the time of the 2016 election, was in the back room of a democrat super PAC. So, Hillary and the democrats there. Would be interesting indeed to know exactly where that 18 billion went. That can certainly fund an awful lot of shills and protesters. Wish I could tell you more but I've been out of the heavy research game since about 2017.

>>143
>>144
I do recall at one point in time, some people pulled all the FEC finance records (since they're public) and started working out the metadata in the form of a chart. The connections appeared to go literally everywhere, even to republicans. It was quite a data processing task.

>>146
Mmm yes indeed. It took several days and several machines to generate the chart. Good times

Me? maybe just a tiny bit of happiness. please. if it's not too much trouble.

And all the blacks in the west to go back to African.

>>69
why do zoomer posts always have a stank of zoom on them, i wish i could line up all 2 billion of you and break every bone in all of your fingers, it would be chemo for the internet

>>69
Show me your shekels goyim

Christmas is slowly on it's way out, and the new year is galloping towards us at full speed. Happy New Year to all /lounge/tarts.

Lil' Chub Beef Sausage

i ate one of these and now ive been shooting from both ends i know you guys are going to meme but ive looked at some of the worst this site has to offer and not even a tiddly wink of puke had came up yours truly yours southernfag

>>71
Hi edgelord! Still on Christmas break from middle school? Study hard and maybe one day you'll see what a faggot you're being. Or not. Probably not.

Every topic I open someone has to be "funny". I don't understand.

>>116
faggots come here, take screenshots of other people’s shit, then post to reddit for upvotes

Things have changed so much on the internet compared to 20 years ago, I remember when anyone and everyone on the internet had time to chat if you messaged them. Now unless you got a reason you are automatically a stalker.

The old internet was better.

what if there was a company that contacted reddit and said "we want an AI commmunity (a subreddit, or even the control of what appears on the front page /r/all) that we can control all the posts in it, so that the posts look different for each person that visits. this would let us impact their day in the most horrific way, talk to them on multiple accounts convincing them to believe our lies. we could uplod one of their photos or stories from their throwaway acccount and pretend it has been leaked as a big funny joke - they wouldnt know that and would continue believing they were leaked. we could fuck with people remotely and they would never know.

Dark net noobs banned on Reddit? Where do I go to get started? Need to install tails on a new usb and haven’t got access to the dnm bible. Please help.

Tradition itself will soon be outlawed by fascist movements like Vegans, you can now place this group with antifa, black lives matter and BGLT LGBTQIA.

>>5
Sounds about right, like there idols.

WE NEED TO EXTERMINATE ALL AUTISTIC PEOPLE,THEY ARE TAKING AWAY THE SOCIETY AND ECONOMICS, THIS NEEDS TO END, LETS KILL ALL AUTISTIC PEOPLE

Vegans get cucked at steakhouse.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6433151/amp/Vegan-activists-storm-steakhouse-force-diners-listen-sounds-slaughter.html

Bring home the bacon is now offending vegans.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6452691/amp/Academic-claims-phrases-like-bring-home-bacon-fashion-avoid-offending-vegans.html

This is what stupid people like vegans deserve , you try to force your belief on others and this is what you get. Everyone has the right to think what they want but dont force it on others like a manipulative cunt. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8052470/vegan-parents-jail-toddler-malnourished/amp/

I'll start

It's a good thing that we invaded Iraq to protect the petrodollar. I think it's rich when people complain about it and yet the dollar in their pocket has more buying power because of it.

There's plenty of places in the world where the US invaded/intervened and the populace didn't resort to cutting throats and blowing each other up.

What did Sadam think was going to happen, switching to the Euro and all?
The world's sole superpower was just going to standby and watch its petrodollar be crippled?

Fried chicken and drugs

What is the best black Friday deal out right now for a vr ready laptop or gaming pc? Looking for the cheapest thing possible btw

>>428
G29 steering wheel and wheel stand

>>428
cereal

Anyone who makes a pie chart is only pretending to be useful, pie charts are completely useless but associated with productivity.

Daily reminder that Christianity is a mental illness and the only cure for this is a bullet to the head, all bible thumpers and bible thumpers sympathisers are NOT welcome on this board let alone this planet. Fundamentalist Christians are brainwashed to hate anything that opposes their gay bashing, illogical, self-contradictory rhetoric.

I've never had gay people show up at my door and give me pamphlets, trying to get me to come to their gay club. It's always religious people showing up, giving me pamphlets and trying to get me to come to their church.

Now, tell me again who has the agenda? Kindly do society a favor and jump off a bridge.

Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
This text negates all immunities

Be a Christian
Follow the teachings of the J man and DONT DIDDLE FIDDLE CHILDREN
Also Christian pussy is best pussy

>>88
Be muslim and kill urself by exploding, faggot

>>88
Convert to paganism.

Except religion is like the worst possible source of morality. If you follow it closely at all anyway.

The Bible condones rape, slavery, murder, and much more.

Jesus the Christians just martyrd him, made him mystic and diefied him as a living embodiment of the true god/creatrix.

In essence, jeasus was a dissenter who attempted to starta peaceful revolution, not against the roman rule, but against the mainstream jewsish hold that the jews had on laws, morality and peoples desire to find inner peace through god. They didn't like it so they got him killed.
Christianity wouldn't have even lasted this long if it wasn't for the romans seeing that this idol worship could be used as a propaganda and manipulation tool in controlling dissent.
Then it just got out of hand.

Jesus's teachings are wise, in fact theyare dharma, pretty much buddhas morality teachings. From my studies, it looks like he learnt from the essenes. But anyone with a brain cell would question why god, the omnipotent creator of all, would choose to live on earth in the asshole dessert of the world, teach for a few years then allow himself to be crucified.

This Youtube account has has been terminated.

Shirrako just has his YouTube account terminated for post a Red Dead Redemption about a stupid bitch or something like that, really fuck YouTube it's gone to shit since google took that place over, plus fuck google too.

>>24
Hey, OP sorry to break it to you but YouTube's ai just thinks you're a flaming fagot. The last ad I got was for a gun holster. Ads are based off your metadata, dipshit.

>>31
i use to be for a certain amount of immigration, but now I feel like America should declare victory, pack up and come home, close the boarders and only let the worlds best and brightest in.

>>32
Is it the hot thing? Or is it super lame to be a gross ass progressive. And aren't moderate conservatives the new punk rockers?

This youtuber murderer his cat in Chile, well, what do you think?

https://vaaju.com/argentinaeng/it-was-reported-to-hit-a-cat-to-kill-him-and-now-the-most-hated-youtuber-in-the-networks-12-20-2018/

>>36
can't say nigger but you can kill a cat on youtube just fine.

If we detected an alien civilization that is millions of years ahead of us what would we do?

Here are the fact we know they are not harvesting resources. We know they don't know we are here. We know they are searching for something.

If you are the person to make contact would you?

keep in mind there are no right or wrong answers.

>>1
IF I make contact, then the first thing I’m going to do is demonstrate my sentience. I can do so by demonstrating basic geometric principles. I won’t share symbols for language with them like letters or numbers, but they will know how to count dots. They WILL understand geometry because it’s a basic skill needed to build a spaceship. They WILL understand the shape of a triangle, and by arranging dots that can be counted on different sides I can demonstrate an understanding of the Pythagorean Theorem. Once they know that I comprehend basic geometry they can make several assumptions about other basic skills I have, hopefully most of which will be correct. Even if they are so much smarter than me that I seem like a dumb animal to them, it is highly likely that a more evolved society will have a standard for ethics when dealing with lower life forms. They will likely have tested other species for demonstrations of intelligence before, much like how we attempted to teach gorillas sign language. I must remain calm and avoid showing ANY displays of movement, stance, or facial expression that may be incidentally be interpreted as a standard for aggressive behavior where they are from. I have more on this kind of stuff thought out but it seems excessive for a post on /lounge/ when I don’t even know if anyone is interested.

>>6
They re travelling in a star sized spaceship i would say their society should be very stable to maintain that kind of thing. i would say too they are not looking for a new planet if they were able to do one by themselves. Here's the problem, we don't know if there are other life forms either. Based only in the fact they own a space ship that is even an habitat and a vehicle i would say the probably have the technology to scan the entire galaxy looking for life forms. if they haven't had success we and them are screwed and Fermi was right. if they weren't capable of detecting us from 1 ly away maybe they are pretty bad at detecting things in space but that technology could be the vector that let us know than they are so advanced they were capable of conquering thousands of planets by their own. It would definitely be interesting to communicate with them.

>>8

https://i.imgur.com/PLCTzmo.png

They respond with this...

They're faggots. I'd make sure they knew I thought that. Dead anyway cuz I can't read crossword dialect. Go down guns blazing and really FEEL life for the first time as they annihilate me!

This may really fuck over the rest of you, but I'm totes ok with that.

Since all technology since 1947 came from a crashed UFO, I'm sure there are more aliens out there.

Hey can someone watch my towers, I gotta run to the store to get some chocolate milk. I'll be back in about 5 minutes.

Is homosexuality good?

>>588
No.

>>588
What is it good for, war that's what I'm say, homosexuality lined up against the wall.

Why does my cat hate doors?

When are you going to start taking rape seriously??

When false accusations disappear and witch hunts like metoo vanish.

Otherwise men might as well start accusing Hollywood actresses for when they were uncomfortable.