If you eat a zombie, will you turn into a zombie?

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 01:57
I have an important question.

If you eat a zombie, will you turn into a zombie.

Like say you kill a zombie but you're out of food, will you eat the zombie and be okay.

Not like Walking Dead zombies because that's obvious if you've been following it but traditional zombies.

Walking Dead doesn't count. I'm talking Night of The Living Dead.

Same with vampires/werewolves. If you bite them do they turn human or do you turn into a vampire/were wolves or would everyone just confused for a few minutes.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 12:07
i remember watching this short film on youtube, and i need help finding it. In the film a man dies in a car crash, then goes to some after purgatory/afterlife place. His concisousness is in a monitor and he talks to a robot/creature that evalutates him. I know its not much to go on but it is very bizarre and i watched it a long time ago and cannot find it again.
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-21 22:44

This movie is what taught me to laser motorbicycle my way to the nuclear launch codes and ransom humanity to the Swiss government. Now I'm a millionaire and nobody can ever tell me what to do again.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 23:33
So let's pretend there is a zombie apocalypse. It's been going on for a while. You find yourself in idk a city. You walk and you see Barbs Pelvin or who ever is your favourite celeb. She's only been a zombie for a day or so.

Here's a question. Would you have sex with her or not? Is it considered necrophilia if she's a zombie? Because technically she's kind of alive. How long until she's rotten?
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 03:48
It's still necrophilia dude
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 07:35
Woh Woh Woh... Are you a zombie as well? Coz if you are then I see no problem in it
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-26 11:22
Depends on the smell and how much she has actually decayed. And can I get infected with the zombie viruswhatever if I have unprotected sex with her?
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-27 15:10
Taylor Swift
Fuck my favorite celeb even though she is zombie now?
Yes I would, although is the zombie virus sexually transmittable? I mean obviously blow jobs are outta the question, but you know?
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-28 02:17
It's only OK if you're Rob Zombie.
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-28 13:23
If she's a zombie I dont think she will mind if you pull her teeth out.
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-28 21:44
The fact you walked into a city is a problem, thats zombie survival 10, forget your clearly necrophilia based question you'd be lucky ti het out without a minimum of 200 zombies rushing you.
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-29 08:51
if zombism is like an std then no

otherwise, I have 0 problem with it
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-29 22:44
Not going inna city after the dust has settled a bit for a little shoot and loot.
not rigging up some kind of crazy hillbilly armored vehicle for exactly such a purpose,
not keeping zombiefied celebrity that you used to masturbate to as sex slave.
Why even survive the apocalypse?
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-30 15:24
True, may also be a good idea just for safety, although I figure a ball gag (those ones that hold the mouth open with the hole for cocks idk what specifically they are called) would probably do the trick just as well and with less effort.
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 06:18
Fuck celebs, just capture the least-rotted, hot zombie and keep it like a pet.
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-02 20:11
Why not do both?
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-03 10:07
Why not just go all the way and make a zombie harem?

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