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105 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:10
How can i make a game with no programming experience whatsoever? I just kind of woke up one day with the feeling that i want to make a game.
106 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:11
>>105
You can hire out the work, that's probably the simplest. But even then, you'd likely need something written up to give to the guy. "Make my game a swoopy, fun space shooter with kewl aliens!" isn't enough to go on. :)
107 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:12
>>106
Yeah, i see.
108 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:13
>>107
Do you have a specific idea for a game already?
109 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:14
>>108
Yeah, i do.
110 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:15
>>105
Nintendo has a game called "Game Builder Garage" that I think is exactly what you're looking for. If you don't have a Nintendo though it's way cheaper to just actually learn to program by yourself.
111 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:15
1-1
fuck off
112 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:16
113 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:16
shite
114 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:16
just shit
115 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:17
>>110
I see, thank you.
116 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:18
>>110
If you already have a Nintendo, the game is about the same cost as a decent programming book so it's a wash.
117 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:19
>>105
You don't have to program it from the ground up. Maybe you can find someone to make your game by modifying an existing game such as GTA 4
118 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:20
>>105
be a woman
make Depression Quest the game
119 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:21
>>105
Learn unity, plenty of yt vids that explain how it works
120 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:22
Have fun
121 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:24
Do you like indian food?
122 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:25
>>121
nah fuck off
123 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:25
66 mins
2-1
124 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:25
Can't argue too much with that.
125 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:26
How should I label Office Gofer as a previous job in my resume?
126 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:27
Have you ever tried getting a prostate massage?
i know i sounds gay but if you haven't tried it you are missing out a 10/10 orgasm.
Doesn't really compares to anything else you have experienced
been practicing with my wife for long time. (its a little uncomfortable ngl but worth it)
127 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:28
>>126
Grow up.
128 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:29
dickmen
hehe
129 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:30
'Cos I'm FREEEEEEEE-EEEE-EEEEE
FREEEE BAAAA-AAALLLLIN'!!!!
130 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:31
be me
at best mates house
oh i need a shit brb
someone is already using one of his toilets, so i go and use his other one
right at the top of 3 story house
take my shit
only realise until finishing off that there is no toilet paper
panic.x86_64
i cant call out and say that there is none, that would be awkward
i get an idea
my trousers have tags in them
they basically are tp right?
use them, not enough, wash them in the fucking sink
go back down after having a meltdown
"u good anon, spent a while in there?"
yeah sure im fine
131 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:32
POOP
132 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:33
Welcome to the future.
133 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:34
SHITE
134 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:35
Why did the GQP replace Jesus Christ with Donald Trump?
135 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:36
>>134
DJT and the reinstatement is alluded to many times in scripture, along with the activities of a certain Mr. Lindell.
136 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:37
>>134
why are you gay?
137 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:38
Say something nice about Muslims.
138 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:39
subs on
139 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:40
How do I become a gaming youtuber like Pewdiepie? I want to do commentary with facecam etc.
140 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:41
>>139
You play games and do commentary about the game/your gameplay. Pretty self explanatory.
141 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:42
>>140
How do I become famous. It's really competative from my understanding
142 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:43
>>137
I love your post, very informative
143 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:44
>>142
I'd say ur a lying tranny
144 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:45
I would just like us to be more attack minded at home and play two upfront.
145 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:46
In Canada Milk comes in bags!!
146 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:47
>>145
The hell you say!
147 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:48
>>145
Yeah, literally what the fuck? They used to give us little bags of milk at school here in America and they quickly realized how retarded that was. The straw goes right through the other end. I don't know how the fuck you're expected to get it out in a gallon sized bag. Somebody should hurry up and nuke Canada already, put 'em out of their misery. No one in their right mind would still be bagging any kind of liquid in 2021. It's literal nigger logic.
148 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:49
4 moere mins
149 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:50
meet 8/10 guy on bumble
we talk and he seems pretty cool
eventually decide to hang out
go over to his place and he puts devilman crybaby on the tv
weve both seen it multiple times so we can talk and chill while watching it
end up spending the night so we can finish it
somewhere around episode 8 we start having sex
episode 8 is when everything goes to shit
various screams and sounds of people dying while we have sex
switch to doggy towards the end of episode 9
im facing the tv
favorite characters get decapitated and their heads and limbs get put on sticks
have to look at it
scene always makes me cry
makeup running down my face from crying
guy cums and pulls out
i turn around and he sees my face
”your makeup is smeared, must have been good”
it wasnt even good
150 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:51
shite
151 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:52
yep shit match
152 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:53
come on
153 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:54
2-1
full time
154 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-13 20:55
bye bye

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