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Lincoln City vs Sunderland [League Trophy]

99 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:14
>>98
cheaper to long off the manager than fire players and can be done outside of transfer windows
100 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:15
Football forums really are a disaster. There are two main types on there: millennial 'imagine booing being anti-racist' drones, and bald old nonces who with 40,000 posts who have given their pathetic lives to follow >their team around the country.
101 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:16
4-0
For fucks sake we are already practically considered out of the title race. I cant take another year lads I just cant
102 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:17
>>101
Dont give a shit lad, supported them since i was born.
103 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:18
Why is it so common in /safc/ to not actually specify what post you're replying to? Seems a bit cringe tb.h
104 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:19
well that's the thread fucked for about an hour
105 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:20
Go back to your own country.
Thanks.
106 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:21
eggball
Why is this the most beloved, most watched sport in America?
107 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:22
You and most people don't know this(and I am probably gunna get nabbed by glowies for this)
But Europe and south/central america pays the US government half a trillion dollars every year and has continued to do so every year since 1919 to keep the US from embracing soccer.
They don't want us completely dominating the planet at it and taking all their best players just like we do with hockey and baseball, so they have us play catch the pigskin instead
Doesn't matter anyway though, football is basically dead and the only reason it isnt now is because Tom Brady single handedly revived the nation's interest in the sport
When he retires in 6 years I give the NFL 3 years before it dies and we turn the MLS from a money laundering scheme into the best soccer league on the planet
108 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:23
>>106
The process of gaining more and more ground is a simulation of warfare that pleases the average American's senses.
109 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:24
Produces kino and the big games are almost always guaranteed to be wild back and forth that come down to the last few plays
110 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:25
>>106
its a rigged entertainment product that dumb burgers gobble up because it's violent
111 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:26
>>106
Americans enjoy watching commercials.
112 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:27
because it's the ultimate gigachad sport and peak masculinity and toughness

baseball is too boring
basketball has too many black people
hockey can only be played in cold
soccer is for pussies
113 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:28
Go back to Mexico fat fucking beaner. Nobody cares about poverty ball here
114 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:29
>>106
Because burgerfats can't live without their WWE rigged mandrama.
115 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:29
Sunderland score again.
116 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:30
was that a neil goal
117 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:30
>>106
it's probably the best television team sport possible for both viewers and advertisers. it's also stupidly easy to follow (one game a week, only one major professional league, no international competition to deal with) and although it's complicated in terms of rules and positions, the crux of the game is simple and with some guidance and a few games, you'll understand as well as 90% of the population. football is just really really fun to watch
118 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:31
>>106
It provides everything the fans want
condensed schedule, easy to keep up with
big hits and cool catches for the casuals
deep strategy for the hardcore fans
everyone watching can criticize the playcalls and decisions and talk about it at work the next day

And as we move into a future where every tard has an attention span of 3 seconds the NFL is in great position.
looking down at your phone scrolling social media
look up for 2 seconds to watch quarterback throw an awesome pass. cheer
look back down at phone to continue scrolling
rinse and repeat x100
119 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:31
Harrogate Town 2-0 Newcastle United U21
KeK!
120 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:32
I reckon most Americans would actually prefer rugby league over gridiron, they just don't know it exists and ''football'' is too culturally embedded over there for them to ever watch it.
121 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:33
It's physical, kind of like gladiators. Also it gets shit on here for the multiple breaks but that's actually what makes it a good social sport, people don't have to sit there with eyes glued to the TV the whole time there's rising and falling action and suspense and obvious moments of action that people can pay attention to then go back to talking or whatever.

When you watch a movie, constant action just becomes noise, you want periods of inaction to create suspense, football is similar.
122 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:35
Too one dimensional.

Football has an air game, ground game, and both offense and defense have the ability to adjust themselves in ways the other doesn't expect at any given moment.

League is just the same old thing over and over, which is why we turned it into football.
123 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:36
>>106
probably because it actually requires full team cooperation from both the offense and defense, only sport where you can score on offense and defense, there are multiple ways to score points (running, passing, interception, fumble, safety, 2-point conversion, field goal, and extra point), and even plays that dont score like sacks or big runs/catches bring excitement to the game. With sports like soccer (which i do think can be exciting) its really only scoring that can bring excitement, not all 11 players are required in order to score, and you cant score any other way than on offense. Baseball is just a boring sport that you can literally walk away from for hours and not really miss anything.
124 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:37
>>122
be offensive player
69 14 88 ah yes that play, thank god I don't have to think for myself just follow the playbook we trained all week
woops somebody fucked up before the snap reset everyone
oh we fouled somehow, allow me to exit the field so the defense may take to the field
defense reacting to offense is too confusing for me lucky I only have to play 7 total minutes per game
defense stops the offense full time we won
celebrate with defense team I never train with
find one particular rookie buck fthe defense traded in the mid-third season college UACSAASHNCAAMADD draft
he dumps a load in both my holes in the showers
completely anonymous because nobody from offense or defense interacts with each other we may as well be different teams
125 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:38
I think the most beloved sport in the US is bocce ball. The sheer degree of fandom in the US dwarfs any other sport in the nation besides corn hole.
126 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:39
The writers know exactly how to pull in the gullible retards
127 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:40
Gridiron football is chess and lawn fairy football is checkers. Simple as love.
128 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:41
Fuck off with your stupid meme already.
129 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:42
poop + shite = efl t
130 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:43
when is the draw?
131 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:44
>>130
Man u next game!
132 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:45
poop
133 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:46
Is it normal to become physically, violently angry at the sight of flying insects swarming around my kitchen trash can?
134 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:47
Why doesn't the CIA or FBI hire me? Assuming they watch everything we post on here, you'd think they would try to contact me to see if I have what it takes. I can shitpost and larp on any board and easily pull 400 responses per thread. I can just create a personality on a whim and roll with it. This even extends to social media where I'll go on a political thread, say something controversial or racial, then it starts infighting. I do this on all sides too. I don't know if I'm schizophrenic or not but I often walk around the house and talk to myself and pretend like.I'm in different situations which helps me do this. Doesn't matter what board I'm on. Seriously, I could pretty much subvert any country if I wanted to, even a superpower like China. Every site I look at asking how to join says I need a college degree in different things. It's such bullshit.
135 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:48
The cia doesnt want retards that think theyre smart
136 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:49
>>134
Your hubris will be your demise.
137 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:50
>>136
It's not boasting if it's true. I've seen actual shills before that sounded pathetic. Mainly on /pol/. They need people like me that know what they're doing. Why do I have to listen some lard ass professor for 4 years when I already know how people think?
138 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:51
letting them score a cheap goal.
139 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:51
>>135
How about instead of mocking me like the rest of my family does when I bring this up you actually contribute to the thread. Just saying.
140 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:52
Amazing how I'm not getting any replies. But I guarantee if I started shitting up the board with controversial topics you'd flock to my thread like flies to shit. Doesn't matter what you think of me because the next thread that draws you people in and causes you to rage is probably me. You lose in the end.
141 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:53
>>134
You don't have a large enough tinychan collection to be considered for FBI membership.
142 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:55
delta surge subsiding

You faggots realize there will be another surge in the winter, right?
You faggots realize globohomo will tighten the screws even more than they already have, right?
You didn't really think they would just let it end and stop talking about it, did you?
They're going to keep this evolutionary play-by-play running as long as they want, because most people are too fucking dumb to realize that deploying vaccines into a raging pandemic will only put massive pressure on the virus to change, while simultaneously giving it tons of hosts to experiment on and mutate within.

This will never end. "The way things were" is never coming back.
143 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:56
>>142
Yes, I do realize that.
144 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:57
>>142
no shit.

most people are too fucking dumb to realize
you're too dumb to realize that you don't know shit about vaccines, viruses, disease, infection or anything at all. you went to community college. shut the fuck up
145 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:58
>>144
nice projection

I'm no doctor, but I think you have a bad case of niggerfaggotosis. I'm assuming you mentioned all of those things because you DO know?
Enlighten me, explain how globally deploying a half-cocked vaccine while the disease it was designed to beat is still circulating would NOT create a near-perfect environment for it to mutate in.
146 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 20:59
>>145
Redpilled. Right here.
147 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 21:00
>>146
I'm not even a le ebin right winger 4 more years based feller, but it doesn't take one to see that there are holes in this rollout and LOTS of hand-waving away of people with genuine safety questions.

I wouldn't get on a plane designed or advertised with this level of "bro trust me" and I wouldn't expect anyone else to, either.
148 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-05 21:02
>>134
FBI here, we've been tracking you for a while boy, we can only hire you after you get dubs

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