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England v Germany [EUR 2020]

301 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:40
This sport would be better if midfielders didn't exist and you had two types of player, defenders and attackers and they can only operate in one half of the pitch

Literally 15 minutes of watching this sport and it's obvious that there are just too many defenders blocking the attackers which slows everything down and makes it too hard to score goals
302 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:41
being indian im the only one in the house supporting england
303 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:41
>>271
you still act like you own an empire
you still think your relevant on the world stage

And when has Sweden been relevant or have an empire?
304 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:41
Saka looks pretty.. bad?
Why isn't Graelish starting instead of him? Any Brits who could enlighten me?
305 Name: SFBEkills 2021-06-29 17:41
Germany what the fuck are you doing? Just score already.
306 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:42
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

most boring match so far... I doubt Ukraine vs Sweden will be worse than this shit.
307 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:42
English stream?
308 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:42
Engshits only trying to get as many free kicks as possible
309 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:42
Bong home crowd cheering really loudly anytime their team is getting (or even might get) a free kick
SOVL. I missed that about games xD

Also teams don't really score from set pieces anymore but is it just me or does England seem like one of the more likely teams to? Like they are really gud at winning those contested balls(which may prove important later on in this tournament or even game)
310 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:43
Hey guys remember when Amerisharts used to go crazy about QAnon or some shit like that? Fucking dumb retards.
311 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:43
take your phone out to record a free kick
camera zooms in on you
it's a chinkphone

how embarrassing
312 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:43
Germany tiki takas
xd so coool and tactical
Spanish team does two passes in a row
BOOOOOO SPAIN BORING BOOOO
fuck /sports/
313 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:43
Why do they always argue with the ref? Just shut up and move on.
314 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:44
We are doing nothing. Why arent we doing anything
315 Name: SFBEkills 2021-06-29 17:44
Does Luke Shaw have gyno? he's got at least a C-cup
316 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:44
44 minutes in and not a single thing has happened.
Why do you third worlders watch this again?
317 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:44
What is that multicoloured armband signifying for the Germans? I know its used here to thank the NHS but what about over there?
318 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:45
It's getting a little tense already for David Beckham...

The former England captain is watching from inside Wembley Stadium along with music artist Ed Sheeran... of course he is.
319 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:45
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320 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:45
why are we doing the same defensive strat outside of the group stage?
We always bottle it in penalties
321 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:45
FUCK YEA

GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

FUCK YEA

GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

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GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

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GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

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GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

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GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

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GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

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GERMANY 100% ARE GOING TO WIN

GERMANY WINS 100% CONFIRMED AND GUARANTEED.

COSTA RICA SUPPORTS YOU GERMANY
322 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:46
Sports
Football
Dutch anon enters chat
Anyone meet traps on Grindr

Just fucking had to be really
323 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:46
WHY ARE THE GOALIES TOUCHING MORE THAN THE PLAYERS
324 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:46
Why did we completely change the way we play for this game?
We might as well be France the way were playing today.
325 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:47
Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz dispossessed
It's like he's running too fast to like do the close control/dribble thing xD Like I wonder if it's because he's too young or they don't train him for that kind of thing or what.

Like even though Germany have more of the ball England look comfortable since they're like first to every contested ball in dangerous areas.
It's actually a more sensible game plan than people think making it a game of two or three good chances(instead of like 10-15 half chances)
326 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:47
not only they have cringe politics, they also make football boring as fuck.
327 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:47
ref just did a nazi salute
???
328 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:47
I unironically sometimes say just nonsense shit like "buba buba damablebleble" randomly out of nothing. Is it schizophrenia?
329 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:48
I thought this was supposed to be the good game of the day. The absolute state of this slurpfest.
330 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:48
I found out the reason Americans hate this semen slurping sport is because they televise the England matches on TV and nothing else. Having to watch the England national team is like a toxin. What an abomination of a game.
331 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:48
Kane kind of dived there xD

BECKS sighting
Based ambassador of sport(is he a big reason this sport is as popular as it currently is worldwide).
I wonder if he's thinking whether if he could *still* score from that free kick xD
332 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:48
Why does the ref keep throwing nazi salutes?
333 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:49
WTF DOES KANE DO THIS USELESS PIECE OF SHIT HAS HE DONE ANYTHING THIS TOURNAMENT AAAAAAAAAAAH
334 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:49
if you think this is boring you have never seen shit like spal - chievo
335 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:49
England playing the Portuguese way
336 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:49
this is the so called "true final"
jesus this is sad
337 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:49
End the game go straight to pk both teams are mega shit and would get stomped in the concacaf gold cup
338 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:50
How is Kane so shit? Can he actually do anything? I don't really watch the Prem, is he even good over there?
339 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:50
I knew this game was gonna be a kneeling slurper snoozefest.
340 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:50
MM BONGBROS WE LITERALLY SCORED IN THE FIRST 10 MINS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
341 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:50
the players are in SS uniforms
the refs make nazi salutes
next match Löw is going to dress up as Hitler
some nazis you got there, literally kneeled to the superior BBC
342 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:51
I'm convinced that our issue in England is that all the good schools favour rugby over football.
Our players may be physically talented but for most of them there's nothing going on upstairs.
343 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:52
>>342
Our problem is the importation of third worlders and liberal faggot shit and the cucking to them!!

Schools, workplaces you name it, we are weak and lowered to the lowest common denominator! Football needs to be stripped of cuckdom and returned to working class whites!
344 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:53
how did germany play without hummels for so long
hes been like their best player
345 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:53
there are people ITT who didn't kneel at the start of the match
346 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:54
You need him more than ever, England
Call for him, and he shall replace Kane and start scoring some bangers
347 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:54
Serbian ref
Don't they hate Germany?
348 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:54
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349 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:55
Welp, at least its confirmed that neither of these teams are of any danger at all
Easiest semi ever
350 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:55
Just heard a loud thud and now my neighbours wife is sobbing wtf should I do lads?
351 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:55
Was ist der Kommentator für ein Hurensohn
352 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:56
Skipped the entire first half, did the Germans kneel for nigs?
353 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:56
Germany is not pressing at all. They keep moving the ball back in their own half. Why are they doing this?
354 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:56
Another absolute dogshit snoozefest, the 4th of the tournament, the other 3 also featured Ingurland.

Disgraceful team.
355 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:57
Why was there no 'potential red card check'?
356 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:57
what a fucking boring 45 minutes
357 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:57
big mistake allowing a dutch ref whistle a match with germany in it lmao
358 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:58
Only a terrorist attack would give me some sort of joy from this shit.
Granted, I will make fun of the looser.
359 Name: SFBEkills 2021-06-29 17:58
Oh my lord what a joke of a striker. Holy shit Kane is a fucking joke.
360 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:59
>>359
HARRY KANE'T SCORE
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361 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:59
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362 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 17:59
>>359
This guy was the top scorer the last WC?
363 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:00
Sterlel baiting a penalty
Kane fucking up on the line

England's back baby
364 Name: SFBEkills 2021-06-29 18:00
Do they still get paid even if they dont score?
What a boring show.
365 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:00
Kane
Vardy would have scored because he would have taken it 1st time xD
Also if he squared it to Sterling that was an easy tap-in but he saw glory and was blinded by it or something xD
He found like the one way *NOT* to score there xD

Who is the Bongs' backup #9 anyways
366 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:01
England's teamplay is so shit. everyone wants the glory and no one wants to pass up top
367 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:01
How fucking slow is Kane?
I could accelerate faster than that
368 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:01
Oh shit it's time for me to score
better walk towards the ball in slow motion for some reason
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA fucking Kane I swear
369 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:02
kane

Why does this useless fag have mbe and Rooney doesn't?
370 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:02
STERLING YOU USELESS FUCKING RETARD PASS THE FUCKING BALL TO KANE YOU GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT

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371 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:02
watching on bbc iplayer
delay is way too fucking big
can see posts here about shots 2 minutes before seeing them
can hear neighbours ohh and ahhs 2 minutes before anything happens
Can't believe people actually pay for this shite, anyone got a non shit stream?
372 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:03
Who the fuck is this Saka and why is he starting? He's been out of position almost the entire game and has done completely nothing.
373 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:03
None of these teams deserve to go any further. Whoever wins I hope will get utterly rekt in the next match

Frauds both of you
374 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:03
ball hitting an ankle is the most exciting part so far
soccer is so fucking boring. good lord.
375 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:03
worst match so far... I hope some islamist terrorists bomb the stadium. This is hard to watch.
376 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:04
wembley royals

Wait, Germans care about the royal family too? Wtf
377 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:04
England plays
shitty game
Should've expected this. Also, is it just me, or is Kane (or some other Eng player) wearing a fucking LGBT armband? Why are the English so fucking gay?
378 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:04
Wanna know why we hate ya england

England you think you're a big footballing nation when in reality you're shit.

your eplel teama are full of foreigners and shitty english players
you haven't won any silverware since 1966
your players are mediocre to average
your fans are obnoxious as fuck
you look down on us smaller and less cucked places
you still act like you own an empire
you still think your relevant on the world stage
you're the globohomo capital of the world
most cucked country in the world

You know as a half-costarican I smiled when I saw my country top the group stage with England with it because I remember you arrogant thinking it was going to be all easy. Turns out you came fucking last and we topped our group.

Germany has got this in the bag 100% confirmed and they have already won 100% guaranteed.
379 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:04
RUBBER DINGHY RAPIDS
380 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:05
I just want to tell you guyse that swizerland v. France was my first match I watched with /sports/ open and I had a blast ty
381 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:05
This is an absolute snoozefest

England are the LEAST entertaining team in these Euros.
382 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:05
Imaging being English and singing proudly of being ruled over by parasites.
Grim.
383 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:05
0-0, Perfectly balanced
384 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:06
Can somebody explain to me why Germany's nigger is dressed as batman?
385 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:06
*Danish Radio License Department calls me*
Hello, do you have a television or a computer with internet access?
No, I have no such thing
What about a smartphone? Are you using one right now?
Nope.
OK, have a great day

and that's how you don't pay your license.
386 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:07
>>385
It used to be like that in Germany. Now if you don't pay, you literally spend your life in prison, with a year in between six months of imprisonment.
387 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:07
You got a good stream?
388 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:07
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389 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:08
>>371
go to the BBC news site, then onto the sports page for the game

the live feed on the news page is ahead of iPlayer, fuck knows why
390 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:08
GERMANS ARE GAY
GERMANS ARE GAY
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GERMANS ARE GAY
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391 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:08
covering her face
she's wearing a mask anyway
LOL SLAG
392 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:08
had to take a piss
waited for half time
people start posting whores so I get a boner
can't pee
now I have to pee at the start of the 2nd half
fuck you guys
393 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:09
SUNDERLAND'S BRAVE JORDAN PICKFORD
394 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:09
why are all the stewards watching the game instead of the audience? wtf lol
395 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:09
Pickford still the mvp for england
396 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:10
>>386
Somali refugees don't pay themselves to stab you in the streets now do they
397 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:10
>>386
no you don't you just ignore the lawyer collection firm that sends you mail and nothing happens

t. german who left the commie country
398 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:10
Anons. Im on the verge of starting to go to hookers. Im socially disabled and dead inside. This is my only chance for human connection.
399 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:11
Why are there virtually no car brands from the UK aside from luxury cars like Jaguar and Rolls Royce which no one actually owns?
400 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 18:11
The problem with England is that they always try to walk it in.

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