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England v Germany [EUR 2020]

1 Name: 606 2021-06-29 16:07
England v Germany (17:00 BST)

Gareth Southgate has gone for the 3-4-3 that was expected as Bukayo Saka retains his place in attack.

Kieran Trippier is in for Jack Grealish in the only change from the win over the Czech Republic.

Mason Mount makes the bench but Ben Chilwell doesn't.

England XI: Pickford, Trippier, Walker, Stones, Maguire, Shaw, Rice, Phillips, Saka, Kane, Sterling

Subs:


There are two changes to the Germany side who scraped past Hungary in dramatic fashion.

Ilkay Gundogan and Leroy Sane drop out, alongside Serge Gnabry.

Thomas Muller, Leon Goretzka and Timo Werner come into the side.

Germany XI: Neuer, Rudiger, Ginter, Hummels, Kimmich, Havertz, Kroos, Werner, Goretzka, Gosens, Muller.

Subs:
2 Name: 606 2021-06-29 16:08
England's recent history vs Germany

England 0-0 Germany - November 2017

Germany 1-0 England - March 2017

Germany 2-3 England - March 2016

England 0-1 Germany - November 2013

England 1-4 Germany - 2010 World Cup

Germany 1-2 England - November 2008

England 1-2 Germany - August 2007
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:12
German victory inbound
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:13
>>1
>>2
Do you think Southgate woke up after having a nightmare about missing the pen this morning?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSTA8nyZ8jo
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:14
we are owed abit of refball today after that ghost goal
and being the hosts
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:15
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:16
YOU'VE GOT TO FUCKING DIE TO GET THREE POINTS
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:18
2-2 then penalties
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:19
I'm not sure what I prefer
England losing and /sports/ going offline
biggest rival Germany losing and getting kicked out of the tournament

who should I root for?
10 Name: SFBEkills 2021-06-29 16:22
4-0 Germany, easily.
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:23
>>1
7 defenders and kane, saka and sterling up front
I think I'll give this one a miss
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:24
get em down ya my son
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:24
Is tango going to the game and is football coming home?
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:25
>>12
I'm waiting till 3 to start drinking.
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:25
5-0 England
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:26
>>15
implying they will score the same amount of goals that they have had shots on target so far
KEK
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:26
i stained my home shirt
only cost a 10er off dhgate so not that bad
18 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:27
>>17
be lollerpool fan
go to anfield last week
oh cool the new home shirt
95 fucking pound

What the FUCK
19 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:28
If we get to the final i would rather destroy England than Germany desu so i hope England wins
20 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:29
Semen slurping 90 minutes and then one team wins it 1-0 in additional time
21 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:29
Honestly why is England so shit at international football? We do reasonably well in other sports but always fail at football tournaments.
22 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:30
CAM ON INGERLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN' GOALS
23 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:30
who should I support brehs?
24 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:30
>>16
what will be your coping mechanism when England beat Germany, hamish?
25 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:31
3-1 for
Germany
Dutchland
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:31
>>23
the team that didnt taunt you with homosexual love hearts
27 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:32
England have won just ONE European Championship knockout game in 53 years
28 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:32
>>13
Yes and no
29 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:32
All memes aside, who should I bet on? Germany seems like a safer bet based on xG.
30 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:32
>>4
tonight he restores balance to the universe
31 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:33
>>30
Or has full on breakdown live on TV after penalties
32 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:33
>>26
but i have rooted for Germany all my life
but their current team is so fucking dull and soulless i hardly can force myself into supporting them
33 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:34
>>10
Get down from there Hans
34 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:34
england to score less than 0.5 goals
germany to score more than 8.5 goals
35 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:35
>>30
He's going to channel anime-protagonist powers by subbing himself on in extra time and scoring the winning penalty
36 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:35
>>30
Sometimes the hardest substitutions are made by the strongest wills
37 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:35
Corr I'm getting hungry boys
Gonna nip off to McDonalds, KFC, Chic-Fil-A, Zaxby's, Pizza Hut, Krispy Kreme, Whataburger, In-n-out, Checkers, Domino's, Chipotle, Panda Express, Jack in the Box, Dairy Queen, Tim Horton's, King of Donair, Sonic, Wendy's, Culver's, Fatburger, White Castle, Taco Bell, Quizno's, Bojangles, Shake Shack, Wienerschnitzel, Krystal, Church's, Del Taco, Dunkin Donuts, Long John Silver's, Qdoba, Smash Burger, Cinnabon, Carl's Jr., Five Guys, Pita Pit, Taco Cabana, Burger King, A&W, Popeye's, Papa John's and the paki shop.

Want anything, /sports/?
38 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:36
Are Germans obsessed with the English NT too? My idea is that this "rivalry" is very 1 sided results wise and media wise
39 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:36
>>37
KFC AND TACO BELL ARE THE BEST ONES
40 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:36
>>38
The NT? No, we still read it in Dutch
41 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:37
>>38
England/Scotland is bigger imo.
Argentina games are always spicy.
This one does have a bit of needle to it to the average Englishman but the media love it because they can dig out loads of pics of spitfires and all that other WW2 bollocks they love banging on about.
42 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:37
43 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:38
>>42
hate this dull bastard why does anyone pay him to talk
44 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:38
>>41
I saw the coverage for England x Scotland and they made a big deal out of it. Then, after the round of 16 was known, i heard Shearer, Lineker and those guy say something like
Scotland is a nice game but this (against Germany) is a whole different level
meaning it's even bigger. I get the feeling the narrative is always changing with you lads
45 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:38
no idea why we see germany as a rival
46 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:39
have to go sport hour into match
you better don’t fuck this up germany
47 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:39
>>44
they mean the game against germany is a whole different level because germany are gonna smash us

the england scotland rivalry is the oldest in international football since the first game ever in 1872 was a draw between england and scotland
48 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:39
>>44
germany are a slightly more successful football country than us to be fair
49 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:39
>>44
our only WC win was against Germany and they've knocked us out loads of times plus le war. Also they won the last game at Old Wembley
50 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:40
>>44
Germany are a harder team to beat so yes it is another level.
51 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:40
>>44
What they mean and aren't saying is that the know England are going to get hammered because this is the first team of any quality they have played
52 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:40
>>49
our only WC win was against Germany
and it was fraudulent.
53 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:40
>>52
More than half WC wins are just as, if not more, 'fraudulent'
54 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:41
>>52
well even if you believe that then we have something to prove by beating them. Also we've gone out after having perfectly fine goals disallowed so it evens out
55 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:41
People are joking when they think Germany will win right?
56 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:41
>>52
only tournament wins post VAR are valid, which means france has one WC and the rest have nil
57 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:41
>>37
was outta town the other weekend and stopped at mcdonald's for the first time in years. new spicy chicken sandwich was pretty fucking good ngl.
58 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:42
>>55
Yeh because your attacking back 7 are really going to put them to the sword
59 Name: SFBEkills 2021-06-29 16:42
I hate both teams so much, I will be happy either way.
60 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:43
poop
61 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:44
>>38
I can only speak for myself and to some extent for my friends and colleagues (all mid twenties to mid thirties) and while football is still a topic every now and then, nobody really cares about "rivalries".

Most of the time, your favorite clubs play against other national/regional clubs in your own leagues (La Liga, BL etc) and I think i'm not completely wrong when I say that absolutely nobody's national team is "their favorite" club. I assume that people just don't identify with a bunch of well paid players from different clubs that get drafted into a temporary team every 2 years for a few weeks like mercenaries.
Not saying that most of them aren't playing with their hearts and minds in it, but there is no real identity to a national football team.
No matter which country or even continent you're on, you'll never be as interested or emotionally invested into your national team as you are in your local team.

That being said, I really don't care much about the british or swedish or whatever teams. not because I have something against them or the countries they represent, but on an international level, I'm more interested in the "classics" like france, italy, the disgusting netherlands, brazil, argentina and spain.
The artificially hyped up "rivalry" shit is pure cringe kept alive exclusively for overweight lower class trash and people who have nothing else in their lives so they try to go for the next biggest thing. I think it makes for good unterschichten tabloid fodder, but it doesn't have anything to do with being a football fan in particular.

Maybe if you're a formula one boomer who's experienced his midlife crisis in the late 90s and are also otherwise cut off from reality, you might find some enjoyment in tabloid memes with cheese eating frogs, hitler jokes, gay italian hand gestures and whatever else you find funny in terms of grandpa tier stereotypes. To most people under 55, these rivalries are the most boring shit in football.
62 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:44
pissing out my arse lads fucking hell
63 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:44
THERE WERE TEN GERMAN BOMBERS IN THE AIR
64 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:44
We're going home but FUCK IT
SCORE SAM FUCKING GOALS
65 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:44
downing the peronis
ill will be passed up before half time of the sweden game
66 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:45
So let's say it was England x France instead. Would it be an even bigger match because France is better than Germany?
67 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:45
>>38
Germany likes to pretend England arn't their biggest rivals but they are obsessed with us really
68 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:45
Africa will lose against Germany tonight
69 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:46
>>68
France went out last night
You're playing the caribbean
70 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:46
And now some pre-match poetry, called The German Guns;
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,

Boom, Boom, Boom
71 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:46
Can anyone explain the "Ten German Bomber's" chant to me? I know there were ten german bombers in the air but so what? What were they doing there? What happened to them? The song just repeats itself, it doesn't explain anything
72 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:47
>>1
Two World Wars And One World Cup,
England, England,
Two World Wars And One World Cup,
England ALL THE WAY!
73 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:47
>>71
What were they doing there
bombing england
What happened to them
they got shot down

here were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers in the air.

And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
74 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:47
>>73
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
Oh so that's the rest of the song. Thanks lad
75 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:47
bet £20 on Germany to win
if we lose I get £40
if we win I get to be an irritating cunt on /sports/
76 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:48
Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing...ding-a-ling-a-ling.
77 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:48
HARRY MAGUIRE

HARRY MAGUIRE

HE DRINKS THE VODKA

HE DRINKS THE JÄGER

HIS HEAD'S FOOKIN MASSIVEEE
78 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:48
Germany will win 3-1
79 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:48
Grealish steps up to take the winner
Southgate, in his blue England strip from '96, taps him on the shoulder
no, my son
I must finish...what I started
bloots it into the top corner
resigns in the post game interview
80 Name: Mr. Hilter 2021-06-29 16:48
I have a really good feeling about today.
81 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:49
Southgate saw the defensive France switch to a back 3 and immediately get knocked out and decided to copy them lol
82 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:49
oh boy oh boy I cannot wait to see Jack Wilshere tear Germany a new one later
83 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:49
Englische Rosen im Arm
ekliges Guiness lau-warm
vom COVID geplagt
und von Tango gejagt
Im Land der schlechten Zähn'
werden wir, du wirst seh'n
wieder Europameister Europameister sein

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uMCaa6iNGU
84 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:49
Germany's national sport is sausage eating
85 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:49
Pickford < Neuer
Shaw > Gosens
Maguire > Rudiger
Stones > Hummels
Walker > Ginter
James = Kimmich
Rice = Gundogan
Phillips < Kroos
Grealish > Gnabry
Sterling > Havertz
Kane > Muller

Remind me why we are worried about tonight?
86 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:50
germony pls humiliate the perfidious anglo scum

i will forgive ww2 and never talk about reparations again
87 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:50
is it discrimination if the pub tries to kick me out for shouting 10 bombers?
88 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:50
If you see someone spamming "CHURCHILL" or "BOMBER HARRIS" or "IT'S DRESDEN ALL OVER AGAIN" when we score, then it's probably me.
89 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:50
How's the weather in bong land? It's storming here
90 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:51
i'm feeling not that good tbfh. grealish, kane, sterling...we need penalties. pls god
91 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:51
Imagine this game in 1940
92 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:51
>>89
18c Sunny, hoping it cools down a bit though
93 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:51
They want England to win, so we'll fuck it up. Probably will be close though
94 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:52
i decided to go for a walk to cool my nerves for the job interview tomorrow. Without thinking i came to sports club i played football at as a kid. I did a lot of sports when i was young. Swimming, Water Polo, Handball, Football. I had an amazing childhood. Thank you mom, the only reason for me to find a job is to provide for you when you are old.

https://i.imgur.com/0s47w51.jpg
95 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:52
>>85
the international court of justice for human rights will start to investigate because of the humiliation you will get today
96 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:52
Thank God we beat the German in the 1945, so now our Ngubus can beat their Ngubus.
97 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:52
Public attention was drawn to the band for its Rave-style version of the English football song Ten German Bombers, which got released on the occasion of the FIFA World Cup in 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9PNbfzj0vE
98 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:53
1 bing 45 bings til may island 2021
99 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:53
FIRST POST BREXIT GAME BETWEEN ENGLAND AND GERMANY BASED
100 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:53
Just bet $25 on Germany
See you on the other side, brehs

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