European Super League

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-18 15:50
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 14:30
Excuse me, there appears to have been some mistake. It seems that Hull City Association Football Club, Champions-Elect of the English Football League One, have not been invited to the "European Super League"

How can this be? Is the mail late today or something?
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 14:57
The Allams got confused and thought ESL meant Egyptian Super League
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 15:22
Y-yes just check your spam folder bro you should have received it by now

*laughing in the background*

Uhmmm yeah weird idk what happened sorry bro I gotta go
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 18:23
Just had a serious moment of insight... something I realised... bear with me here

Religion in Europe has bottomed out, attendance is virtually non-existent
many European men are incels who can’t compete with immigrants in the sexual marketplace (hence the rise of far right “ultranationalism” parties and resentful racism)
countries no longer have prestigious imperial empires
no longer producing great works of art or culture by geniuses like Locke, Goethe, Baudelaire, Wagner or Beethoven
many are atomised and isolated from their communities, few social bonds
have completely redirected all their denied libidinal impulses into sports and identifying personally with sports franchises
are experiencing psychological devastation due to simple business transaction because they feel betrayed despite not owning a stake in the franchises or industry beyond simply watching a game for entertainment

Anyone else notice this puerile and entitled behaviour? It’s so transparent.... I’m worried some Europeans may actually commit suicide over this. I mean I’m not exactly sorry for them since... you know... colonialism and imperialism... but it is interesting from a sociological viewpoint.
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 18:30
Now that franchising is a thing in Europe, will our coaches change aswell?
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 18:34
ESL is even more soulless than our leagues. At least we have a salary cap and the smaller teams get to win if they're managed well.
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 18:38
Literally this. Bucs, one of the worst teams in the league's history, have 2 in the last 20 years. Would never happen in soulless Europe.

Also, nice selective group of fat coaches, retard. Here's another example.
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-19 18:43
it's never going to happen. politicians would step in to prevent their alma maters from being left out, just like ann richards did when baylor was going to be left out of the big 12.

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