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Newcastle vs Tottenham [Premier League]

35 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:04
How come Kane won't just say he's staying at Spurs when he's asked?
36 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:05
>>35
Regardless of whether it's Kane or whoever, it's a really bad idea to say this, and each player is (or should be) told to never say this. Football is a business and if your club receives an offer for you that they like, and tell you you have to go to fix the club's debt, then that statement will be replayed constantly. You'll be the bad guy, despite just doing what's in everyone's best interests.
37 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:06
Proper kicked off in Belfast, you see that cunt that got hit by his mate's petrol bomb?
38 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:07
39 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:08
>>33
I would love it if that happened. Love it!
40 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:09
>>39
I think it will
Not into conspiracies but I wouldn't rule out Steve Bruce being in on it.
Its literally the perfect thing for him and the club.
Whomever is manager when they Saudis take over will have an unlimited budget.
41 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:10
>>40
I wouldn't be surprised desu.
If Newcastle were relegated and taken over then the new owners would pay Bruce off, which saves Ashley £4m, and he would keep the arbitration case against the PL going in the pursuit of compo.
It's win/win for Ashley.
I read a piece by someone who claimed that the Saudis wouldn't want to buy Newcastle anymore...entirely because Joelinton is on the books and they wouldn't want to pay his wages. It was one of the most retarded things I've ever read.
42 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:12
Poopcastle are down, gone playing in the championship next season
43 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:15
"La cuisine anglaise, au début, on croit que c’est de la merde et après, on regrette que ça n’en soit pas."
44 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:16
>>33
If that's true why not buy some team from the Championship?
45 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:17
>>44
They want legitimacy as well, that requires a pre-existing large fanbase and a brand/big history
With these things you get less accusations of corruption thrown at you and get away with more shit, if Accrington Stanley suddenly bought up half the French national team and won endless promotions then won the prem, you'd have seethe beyond belief followed by Prem old boys blocking promotion, instigating investigations into finance etc.
46 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:18
>>37
Ireland needs a big fence around it, starve all the fucking paddy cunts to death then it needs to become part of England, might as well take wales whilst we’re at it
47 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:19
48 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:20
>>37
>>38
>>46
>>47
What's going on?
49 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:21
>>48
Its easter in Ireland.
Happens every year.
50 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:22
>>45
pre-existing large fan base
Man City did it. So can Accrington Stanley
51 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:23
>>48
Unionists (loyal to the UK) kicking off at the start of their little season of it. I think they're scared it's the end and a united Ireland is coming. Brexit basically put an border between the mainland and them.
52 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:24
>>47
Who gives a shit? Irish are scum
53 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:25
Newcastle are fucking awful
Should have tested the gk there
54 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:26
>>53
Everytime Lloris "gets tested" he fails so you're right.

1. Alan Shearer, 260
2. Wayne Rooney, 208
3. Andy Cole, 187
4. Sergio Agüero, 181 (1)
5. Frank Lampard, 177
6. Thierry Henry, 175
7. Robbie Fowler, 163
8. Harry Kane, 162 (19)
8. Jermain Defoe, 162
10. Michael Owen, 150

Fowler next
55 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:27
Japhet M’Bouba M’Bwiwa Abu Fuongo Manzambi Tanganga
56 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:28
Did the game end or something? Whats going on
57 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:29
the golden age of humanity was either before the internet, or will be after we've destroyed the internet
58 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:30
Fuck this match, Newcastle are fucking shite and going down to the Championship to play Sunderland, Tottenham are shite because they can't score more against a shite team getting hammered every week.
59 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:32
Good game I can spend the rest of today playing on my shit laptop GO
60 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:34
I loathe this ridiculous style of play where a team both dives at every opportunity and fouls incessantly, deriving all scoring opportunities from unearned free kicks while reducing all opposing chances to the very same free kicks, creating some stupid coinflip of a match
61 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:38
Ok. I'm done with this shit game. I'll be back for Fulham
62 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:40
>>60
No fans in the stadium have increased dramatics and negative play.
63 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:43
seriously genuine question. how can someone so good at being a striker, be so shit at hitting dead balls? especially someone with no natural talent like kane, who obviously trained and practiced really hard to be where he is today, how the fuck cant he practice just putting the ball over a wall if he is for some reason the designated free kick taker?
64 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:45
Actually gassed myself out from all the beer farts I'm doing

I'm like a troll under a bridge now, I cannot be reintegrated into normie society
65 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:46
We're going to fuck this up, aren't >we?
66 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:47
>>64
Yes, but you first need to go to C:Windows and delete syswo64w.
67 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:49
>>66
dubs confirm
68 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:50
2-2
LOL
69 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:50
Dubs and the Geordies stay up
70 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:51
SPUDS DID IT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
71 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:52
Mourinho
Specialist in failure

Pick both.
72 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:53
have 1 goal lead against bottom half team
do fuckall for 40 mins
concede equaliser in the last 10 mins

The quintessential Spurs performance
73 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:54
KEK
Never fails.
Go for a dump. Spurs choke.
74 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:55
Spurs don't win things. Won't win anything in your life times. They're losing the League Cup final.
75 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:56
le £600kpw cameo man coming on
it's over lads
76 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:57
Weird how the football talk just stopped, Yiddos accept this performance and result
77 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:58
Not watching but just saw that newcastle have a giant lead in number of shots taken

lvoe you jose
78 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 14:59
Its another Mourinho crippling his team episode
KEK
Surely the most over rated manager. Hasn't changed at all and football has left him behind.
79 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 15:00
2-2 FT, Spurs scrape a draw against a possible relegation side. Good result for them.
80 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 15:02
Forgot how shit >we are during the international break, I hope there's another one soon
81 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 15:07
I really,REALLY hate to see a team that can obviously perform much better park the bus for 40 minutes then concede like that. You can play well and have this exact same result and not be filled with frustration because at least the team TRIED. It's FUCKING relagation fodder and you are parking the bus like you are playing a top 6 team. Next week is United hope that goes well.
82 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 15:10
its better than losing i suppose
my hope today at least is fulham defeats villa so newcastle ges relegated
also harry kane is as always great
83 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 15:12
holy shit
6 attempts from open play
Mourinho needs to go
Newcastle had 17

plus sky coverage is so grim these days
84 Name: Anonymous 2021-04-04 15:17
>>83
They still say "Black Lives Matter" every ad break? Or is that BT?

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