Return

Grand national edition

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 12:00
odays the day lads, the biggest horse race in the world.

who are you betting on? heres my insider tips.
TO WIN, PUT ALL YOUR MONEY ON
LAKE VIEW LAD -16/1

CHEEKY TENNER
LIVE LOVE LAUGH-40/1
SINGLEFARMPAYMENT 66/1
THE YOUNG MASTER 50/1
ISLE OF HOPES AND DREAMS 50/1
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 12:21
The lake view lad finna boutta dab on the grand national
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 12:40
LAKE VIEW CHAD

/bet/ is dead btw
4 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 12:58
Trump 2020
5 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 13:17
Wondering what happened to /bet/
6 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 13:40
>>5
lost all the money innit
7 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 13:59
why are they all irish? why cant irish make good human athletes but goat horse athletes
8 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:11
SINGLEFARMPAYMENT
9 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:14
Whens this shit start?
10 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:16
>>9
5.15pm
11 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:16
Alright boys here's the secret to printing money
Always bet on Irish trainers and Irish jockeys
Enjoy your new mansion lads.
12 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:18
>>7
Pikeys run the business lad
13 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:20
Is this the biggest event in Deano’s social calendar?
14 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:22
>>5
Few people propping it up with tips etc, the rest were people who'd rage when bets didn't come in. wasn't a nice atmosphere by the end, i miss /bet/
15 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:24
laying Tiger roll
16 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:26
>>13
yes, along with the fa cup final and an anthony joshua fight
17 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:33
>>15
laying your mum
18 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:35
Looks like my money is staying put this far
19 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:38
who am I betting on?
20 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:47
21 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:50
I got pleasant company in the work sweepstakes, in with a shot?
22 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 14:57
>>21
Its the grand memeational mate
23 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:04
the grand national is IRL slagposting
24 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:09
>>21
Any horse in the top 15 can win it, it's lotto
25 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:13
>>1
livelovelaugh
singlefarmpayment
don poli (wildcard)
26 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:18
Who was /our horse/ last year?
27 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:22
Is an horse an athlete?
28 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:24
>>26
Tiger roll
>>27
kinna
29 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:27
So your telling me even if my picks come 6th i get money. i cant loseeeee.
30 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:31
>>29
Its literally free money. they make it easy to bring in the casuals and get them hooked before ruining their lives
31 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:34
Just took out a second mortgage and stuck it all on Lake View Lad lads

easy fucking money
32 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:38
I come from the future I will tell you the top 3

1. Go Conquer
2. Captain Redbeard
3. Tiger Roll
33 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:38
i'm probably a fucking dumbass but i remember betting on the grand national last year with bet365 on the 6-way bet and i didn't get paid out (even though my horse came 5th and was 100-1)

does it actually work that way? i've bet 6-way on magic of light which is saying "£127 return 6 places" so surely if it does get 6th or above i would get paid that?
34 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:42
Put £5 on pleasant Company 16:1 paying 5 places.

Bet he falls at the first fence.
35 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:43
Getting dad to put me a tenner on Captain Redbeard. Always go for the best name, babey.
36 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 15:52
>>33
Assuming you bet each way then yes you should've been paid out at 25/1. You get more if it wins, 2nd-6th will be quarter the odds.
37 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 16:04
>>33
E/W pays out 5 places at 1/4 E/W enhanced pays out 6 places at 1/4

Explanation of the offer to get half stake back
https://extra.bet365.com/promotions/en/horse-racing/grand-national-money-back-offer
38 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 16:12
Does bet365 refund half on every bet you place? looking to place 3
39 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 16:23
>>36
>>37
ahh, i thought it was all of the money you won regardless of 1st-6th but it's only 1/4 you get from 2nd-6th which def makes more sense since you are taking much less risk.
thank you
40 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 16:28
So what are the standard odds on an each way if a horse places?

Assuming I put £1 on 10:1 and it places 3rd, how much would I get back (inc stake).?
41 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 16:31
are jockeys still allowed to whip the horse like a nigger?
42 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 16:35
Watch that replay. Tiger Roll unironically has higher power we are simply unable to comprehend, and part of a super race built to assblast bookies. He fucking cruised to the finish line without even breaking a sweat while everyone else was fighting to death.
43 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-06 17:22
I lost all my money

Return
Name:
Leave this field blank: