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1 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 07:12
My dearest Spee,

https://i.imgur.com/UOt3TuI.jpg

What you see laid out before you is just a small piece of my America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) gear and memorabilia that I have collected over my 23 years as a fan of America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys). I show this to you to drop any pretenses of falseflagging, for this is a genuine celebration thread for America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys).

Today isn't just a day of celebration for me, it is a day of celebration for every fan of American's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) across the world, and consequently, a day of seething for all obsessed hater faggots across the globe. Today marks our first trip back to the NFC Championship game in over 20 years, something that many fans across the globe never witnessed, or were too young to remember like me.

This day will go down as one of the greatest days in America's Team (aka the Dallas Cowboys) history for marking the beginning of another prolific America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) dynasty.

We are now one step closer to our inevitable 2018 World Championship title, our 6th overall, with many more to come in the following years.

And while I know the game hasn't even started yet, it doesn't matter. We already won. So I say to you fellow fans of America's Team (aka the Dallas Cowboys), get in here, we won, let's celebrate.

Yours Truly,

Nicholas (aka the biggest fan of America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) in all of Connecticut)

PS: *dabs hard on you crybaby retards*
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 08:12
>>1
Americustomers
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 11:16
>>1
American sports are weird man.
4 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 13:46
>>1
Big dick Nick gonna dab on you cowgirl
5 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 17:07
lmao
6 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 17:25
>>1
BASED COLLECTION ANON
7 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 17:43
>>1
not a single stitched jersey

into the bin with you
8 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 17:45
>>6
Thank you, and there is more where that came from however it was too much of a hassle to set it all up for one picture so I just threw this together quickly.

>>7
I don't really know what that is all my Jerseys are Christmas gifts from my pops and I like them all so whatever.
9 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 18:02
why do you have 2 jerseys of players who never won anything?
10 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 18:18
>>9
why do you have 2 jerseys of 2 of the greatest players in America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) history and the history of the entire NFL
11 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 18:36
>>10
romo and witten are great
lmao, here's your last (You) bud. enjoy losing tonight
12 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 18:36
OP how do you feel about The Bears?
13 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 18:53
>>1
More proof Connecticut is not part of New England. Literal driveovers.
14 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 19:27
What state do you live in OP?
15 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 19:44
>>14
Nicholas (aka the biggest fan of America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) in all of Connecticut)
Learn to fucking read.
16 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 20:00
>>1
That looks like what's about to be shipped to Africa in a few hours :^)

Go Rams
17 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 20:18
Go you Dallas Cowboys go! *stampedes on you*
18 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 20:35
>>1
Based and cowboy pilled
>>14
The sun never sets on Americas team.
19 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 20:52
Does OP even live in Texas?
20 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 21:25
>>12
Overrated team. Trubisky is not a reliable QB in the slightest, that offense is really bad. Also the defense is extremely overrated. Anyone who thinks they had the best defense in the NFL and not America's Team (aka The Dallas Cowboys) is retarded. I'm not surprised the Eagles won, I had them pegged as pretenders who'd go one and done, just like the Rams.

>>13
Ya, CT could be better, but life in a comfy CT suburb is based, especially wealthy ones like mine.

>>14
Connecticut.

>>16
The Rams are the biggest pretenders of the millennium. They're going one and done and it won't even be close.

>>19
Why does that matter? They are called America's Team for a reason. Every true and loyal American supports America's team.
21 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 21:59
>>1
BASED ROMO COLLECTION

Reminder to lend your strength to the iggles for a home game NFCBeast championship
22 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 22:16
>>21
And that's not even all my romo stuff. I love Tony. He's the only man I'd let cuck me.
23 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 22:33
I want to see proof that OP lives in Connecticut
24 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 22:50
>>1
Woah, i thought all faggots burned their Romo jerseys. nice blog though, didnt read lol kek oh no
25 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 23:07
>>1
Where is your VHS from the last time they won a SB?
26 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 23:24
>>20
CT is a hellhole.
27 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-12 23:58
>>25
Aren't those demagnetized after all this time?
28 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 00:32
>>23
Why lol?

>>24
I never wanted Tony gone and replaced by Dak, we would have won the owl in 2016 if Tony was QB. I've hated Dak up until last week when he rushed for a first down and subsequently rushed for a TD sealing our victory over the xehawks.

>>25
I don't own a VHS player anymore and I'm sure our VHS tapes are in the attic somewhere.

>>26
Not really any different from Massachusetts. Suburbs are based, although our cities suck. What makes CT worse than mass?
29 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 00:50
>>28
Boston, Worcester and Providence are great.

Hartford and New Haven are disgusting shitholes.
30 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 01:09
>>29
Ya CT cities suck, but why would anyone in the northeast want to live in a city and not a comfy wealthy north eastern suburb? It's whatever really, I'd rather live in a comfy wealthy suburb in the 6th wealthiest county in the united states than anywhere is mass.
31 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 03:34
OP, what snacks should I eat during the game?
32 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 04:57
OP, you’re 23. Why are you living in your parents’ house?
33 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 06:21
>>30
It sounds nice until you realize there's literally nothing to do. I am guessing you live in the west of the state, which means you're a glorified NYC suburb. The traffic alone would make me kill myself.
34 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 07:45
>>33
It sounds nice until you realize there's literally nothing to do.

t. never lived in a wealthy CT suburb

Traffic isn't even bad where I live either.

>>31
Me and my dad are getting wings, mozzarella sticks, and nachos.

>>32
Because I graduated from college may and wanted to live at home for 6-12 months to save up before me and my gf move in together.
35 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 09:09
>>32
Because he's still planning the preschool massacre?
36 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 10:33
Living at home blows, you couldn’t pay me to live with my parents again
37 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 11:56
Nice thread and collection

*dabs*
38 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 13:20
That carpet makes me think you live in section 8 subsidized housing.
39 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-13 14:44
>>38
You can believe whatever makes you feel better about your own life :)

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