Return Last 50 posts

Newcastle v Tottenham [Premier League]

1 Name: 606 2017-08-13 13:39
Newcastle v Tottenham (13:30 BST)

Newcastle give starts to summer recruits Florian Lejeune and Javier Manquillo, while Christian Atsu, signed on a permanent deal after a loan spell at the club last year, also plays.

Newcastle XI: Elliot, Manquillo, Clark, Lejeune, Dummett, Hayden, Shelvey, Atsu, Perez, Ritchie, Gayle.

Tottenham give a start to new summer signing...oh wait.

Kyle Walker has departed, but Kyle Walker-Peters is very much still there, he starts at right back. Usual suspects Harry Kane and Dele Alli are in.

Tottenham XI: Lloris, Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dembele, Dier, Eriksen, Sissoko, Alli, Kane.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:40
Why the fuck are they booing Sissoko? He was shit and they made £30mil off him
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:42
If football was played without the ball, Sissoko would be a multi-Ballon d'Or winner.

As it stands, he'd be a terrific fit for West Bromwich Albion.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:46
Reminder there are people who unironically believe Spurs will finish top 4
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:48
anyone got a good acestream link?
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:49
Watching a Spurs game

Why, you have a trouble getting sleep?
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:51
Sissokho is the biggest meme in existence
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:53
Hope it's a draw at least. Don't like hotspurs.
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:54
I thought lascelles was newcastle captain. why is he not starting?
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:55
I wonder if Walker Peters will turn out good.

Also I'm saying now Janssen will score 10+ this year.
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:57
playing hoofball with two manlets up front

save us mitro
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 13:59
Are they making monkey noises when sissoko touches the ball?
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:00
Centre plays to wing
Wing back to centre
Centre holds it
Holds it
HOLDS IT
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:01
Kane doesn't score in August to give others a chance at top scorer. Nice off him, done it twice and others still can't handle his power. Even if some of it is autismo power,
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:02
Kyle walker's replacement is called kyle walker
Kek spurs are such a cool club shame about the jews tho
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:05
newcastle united more like completely shit football team
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:06
Newcastle playing Leicesterball here. Wide runs from grafting forwards. Playmakery winger right and classic winger left. Big fullbacks playing conservatively. Counterattacks
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:07
Did Kane just break someones legs?
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:09
Disgusting spurds always resort to murderball when things didn't get their way
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:11
Remember when Kane took set pieces for England?
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:14
fucking boring shit
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:17
poop
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:22
super sunday
two shitfests

everytime.
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:24
why are brits obsessed with putting disabled retards in ads?
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:27
Are Tottenham suffering from moral champions hangover syndrome?
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:30
Am I supposed to know any of these Newcastle players bar Shelvey (who's shit)?
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:33
0-0 draw
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:36
Unexpected Lee Dixon on this American stream
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:38
Looks like st.james park pitch too big for Spurs
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:38
LOOK AT ME I'M THE REFEREE

EVERYONE TALK ABOUT ME
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:38
the ref has red carded someone out of boredom
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:39
What happened the last time Newcastle got a red vs Spurs?
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:40
Shelveys a fucking mong
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:41
What a stupid dirty fucking cunt
Fucking deserved it as well stupid twat
Shelvey is a cancer wherever he goes
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:43
I hate stamping but I hate that smug cunt Alli more.

He should've been yellow carded for kicking the ball away too.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:45
Remember when Shelvey sperged out at Fergie after getting sent off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJns1EepSZU

Too bad the video cuts before Fergie starts laughing.
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:46
I have Shelvey and Kane in my fantasy team. What else can go wrong?
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:49
i blame mike ashley, if he would just give rafa 200m to buy some CL quality players this wouldnt have happened
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:51
Wtf is manquillo doing

He's just jogging after alli
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:52
get fucked newcastle cunts
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:53
based eriksen
get fucked shelvey you voldemort looking fuck
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:55
have to wait another week for a chance for toon not to be total shit
I've missed this
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:57
Yes this is why Ericksen is best AM in the league.
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:58
Reminder that Janssen is a better team player than Kane and that Kane was a lazy cunt all preseason.
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:59
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:59
another season of the hotsperms putting the pressure on
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:02
replacement for Neymar
being such a pleb you actually think Barcelona are looking at Eriksen as a replacement for Neymar
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:03
Sunderland are smashing Norwich 3-0 at Carrow Road.

Dark day for the equinebrawlers.
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:04
Remember Newcastle fans, you have to watch Pardew and Souness talk about this game as well.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:05
spurs fans getting a moment of delusion before the crushing reality of no signings and playing at Wembley really sets in
Wouldn't have it any other way
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:07
What the fuck

Have we given up then, taking off the only striker

Why
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:08
If I were Janssen I'd be jumping on my seat demanding a sub.

Rest Kane, christ.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:09
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:10
Dembele, drop of the hips - a trademark of his
i invented dropping hips. how do i sue dembele for copyright violation.
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:11
what are you guys doing after the game? Wanna hang out?
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:12
Toon class
booing Alli
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:14
>>56
Who do you support lad? Bray Wanderers or some shitty Irish team?
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:15
So, Toon, Brighton, and Chelski to be relegated?
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:16
Spurs will win the league
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:18
I have a feeling Janssen will come on and score a worlder.
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:19
You now remember Danny Rose
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:20
lmao Kane

FF shitters BTFO
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:21
WOW
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:22
Walker peters MOTM

What has he genuinely had to do other than bomb forward a few times and watch Atsu attempt a dribble only to run it out of play?
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:23
Huddersfield still top.
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:25
Spurs are going to win the league
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:30
Only 37 games left we're fucked!
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:37
Good to see Newcastle take Sunderland's place in the league as the team that get hammered every week, good luck in the Championship next season Newcastle.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:39
This Newcastle team are considered a "big club" by their fans but have literally never won a premier league title.

Return Last 50 posts
Name:
Leave this field blank: