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Norwich City v Sunderland [CHAMPIONSHIP]

52 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:37
I broke the leg of a couch in our living room doing this. I'd throw a stuffed fuzzy football in the air and run and dive and catch it and land on the couch.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:39
sometimes i still pretend that i win the big game and impresss my high school crush, or i pretend that i'm singing my favorite song in front of the whole high school to impress my crush
high school ended 6 years ago
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:40
Of the movies I've gone to see that I can recall in the past few months...

Dunkirk > Planet of the Apes > Guardians of the Galaxy 2 > Spiderman > Logan
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:41
wait you pretended to be a player running a route, instead of playing with friends, loser
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:43
>>53
high school ended 6 years ago

mfw you make me realize I dropped out of college 7 years ago this month
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:44
>>46
I did this with soccer but pretended to be both the whole team and opposition team and simulate playing against myself. The most autistic part was I would adapt different personalities or styles depending on which player I was pretending to be at any given moment. Most interestingly I tended to play better was playing the role of a good player and would shoot more accurately, even more so than I would ever do normally.
I'd keep score against myself and even have tournaments to knock teams out so I'd have a chance to perform as new teams. It got a bit out of control when I started transferring players from one team to another and creating drama plotlines around teams suddenly getting sugar daddies or losing their star player and having to reflect that in my performance.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:45
You prentended to play football when you were actually playing handegg
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:46
that's normal though
I would throw to the other end of the room and dash to make a sick catch and spin around some rotten fatties trying to tackle me and call it a 40 yard play
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:48
>>46
I would do this but with basketball and I would pretend it was my breakout game and I'd always end up with some really unrealistic statline like 80 points and 50 rebounds. I was a fookin legend
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:48
hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHa
0-2 McGreedy
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:49
Sunderland finally win a game of football
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:51
heehehe
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:52
What would happen to that crooked institution, the NCAA, if they outlawed ALL full Athletic scholarships, and the gang bangers with speed had to go back to slangin' rock, and robbing to make a living?

No more point shaving scandals.
No more academic fraud.
No more recruitment scandals.
Less steroid abuse because no one is worried about losing their scholarship and trying to make it to the big time.
College rape drops in half.
No more disgusting displays of classless on field behavior.

Imagine seeing the game as it was meant to be played. By students who actually go to the school to learn, instead of a bunch of paid ringers who are only interested in their wallet and getting laid. What's it gonna take to get back to this? How many of you faggot degenerates would stop watching?
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:54
>>64
the gang bangers with speed had to go back to slangin' rock, and robbing to make a living?
That's not a good thing.
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:56
>>64
that's what these nigger loving liberals are begging for, even though they'd bitch if it did happen, so hopefully it happens soon
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:57
>>64
By students who actually go to the school to learn
It was never this.
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:58
>>65
Police handle their business. Well except in the hood, cause they dont need to be criticized for doing their jobs.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 14:59
>>67
literally i was, it's why Harvard and Yale used to dominate. I mean sure there were some redneck southerners who can't think, but they made up the student population as well
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:00
Another goal by Grabban
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:01
Always wondered why Americans accept this system. Tens of thousands of borderline retards getting free education while the average student is crippled with debt. You need to lower cost of college and increase academic standards of scholarship athletes.
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:02
>>71
And the liberal media claims the athletes are the slaves
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:03
the state of norwich
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:05
>>73
I do think the defense has more upside than people think but offense is still a major concern
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:06
fuck off
1-3
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:07
make no signings
sell the best players
can't coach his team to defend properly
blunderland
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:09
it's a win-win
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:10
Yes, oil money.
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:11
I'm gonna watch Nerman. If he doesn't score, I'll never watch again.
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:12
>>79
Nerman will be Falcao'd by a 18 years old irrelevant youngster straight from the accademy, whose only purpose will be to do that before returning to his youth team and be forever forgotten.
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:12
norwich hitting the post
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:13
>>81
Could have been worse.
83 Name: >:( 2017-08-13 15:14
Cowshits fans
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:15
>>75
Unfortunately they were complemented with one of the worst offenses so nobody gives a shit
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:16
Has there ever been a player as low energy as Zimmermann? Is he really a turtle in disguise?
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:17
>>85
Can't do any form of Kata Guruma anymore

kek
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:18
Grant Leadbitter coming home

You should never have been sold :'(
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:19
>>87
seems legit
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:20
>>87
How much for him lads?
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:21
fucking stream trolling me
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:22
Feels good that Juve won't win Serie A this season
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:23
>>91
kek
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:24
Sunderland win.
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:25
Oreo cookies are delicious.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:28
>>94
Well, I admire your optimism
96 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:32
Is the Blunderland meme over?
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:35
What's with all injuries again?
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:38
Holy shit >we're won a game
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:41
The "Hawaiian" pizza was invented in Canada in 1962.
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:42
>>99
it's a disgusting abomination
101 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:47
>>100
That kid in class that thinks he's funny by making sex noises in the back of the classroom.

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