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David Moyes quits Sunderland.

3 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 17:38
resigned
not sacked
not even mutual termination

Did Blunderland's owners actually want him to stay? If so that's hilarious.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 17:39
Where next for this madman?

https://i.imgur.com/h0vQk8r.png
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 17:40
>>4
Guiding Celtic to an unbeaten season I'd imagine.

The state of Scottish football.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 17:41
>>4
talk shit, get hit
talk crap, get slap
punt the cunt
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 17:57
>>4
Rangers
moyes vs brenny
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 18:15
https://twitter.com/stevescott_itv/status/866690777556103168
Moyes leaves @SunderlandAFC without pay off "David has chosen to leave the club without compensation, which is testament to his character.."

HE RESIGNS FOR FREE
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 18:23
How much does he wish he'd never left Everton?
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 18:37
>>8
That's what happens when you resign. You don't get compensation unless a club sacks you.
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 18:54
That was planned, >Moyes will take over Arsenal, la
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 19:03
>>10
he didn't understand the meme
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 19:16
So who next for the Sunderland job?
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 19:33
moyes
relegates u
resigns
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 19:35
resigned before big meeting in London
so basically he did a ragequit before he could receive the justified bollocking and resultant embarassment in sacking
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 19:42
>>14
thank you based moyes for killing blunderland and then committing sudoku
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 19:49
>>3
I imagine he resigned when he was told there would be a lack of funds for a rebuild but judging by ellis shorts words in the statement he wanted moyes to stay.
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:06
https://imgur.com/10yYfSv

Am sorreh ta say agen its moyseh
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:08
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:21
>>4
Barca obviously
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:24
>>4
he already killed sunderland
his next target is obvious : hamburg
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:28
>>4
Back to Everton once Koeman goes to Barca next year.
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:34
Barca please

Please. Just let it happen.
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:39
https://i.imgur.com/bdvcqZa.jpg

There's one place he'd fit right in.
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:41
I never understood why he was so loved at Everton just for pulling a mini-Wenger there
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:45
he should go to rangers where there will no expectations except to be better than aberdeen. lick his wounds for a few years
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:46
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:56
>>2
Unfuck his shit

Absolute poetry lad
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 20:59
>>27
Why'd you make the Moyes character so stupid?
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:02
>>25
People just assumed he got the team to overperform year after year.
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:07
>>28
sorry Seamus Heaney, i'll try to be more verbose next time
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:09
He'll regret leaving Everton for the rest of his life.
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:12
What a fucking cunt. He should've resigned like 5-6 months ago but wanted that sweet pay off.

Now they're relegated and he fucks off.
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:14
6 points worse off than van Laal
Spent £77m less than van Laal
Moyes 7th - van Laal 4th

2 points worse off than van Laal
Spent £35.9m less than van Laal
Moyes 7th - van Laal 5th

5 points worse off than >Mou
Spent £81.3m less than >Mou
Moyes 7th - >Mou 5th

van Laal 1st season = £2.07m per point
van Laal 2nd season = £1.5m pp
Mou 1st season = £2.15m pp
Moyes 1st season = £1.05m pp

Moyes has unironically been Manure's best manager since SAF left. No matter which way you want to dress it up and what mental gymnastics you throw it at, he performed better even when the customers were on his back from day one and the board didn't want him anywhere near the club.
Manure deserve to be relegated.
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:17
>>34
Why are you faggots so obsessed with how much money millionaires want to pay other millionaires. To your point, Moyes was utter shit at Manchester United and to say anything even remotely close to denying that objective fact is either trolling, mental illness, or a pretense that you even paid attention to that season.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:20
>>8
Manchester are still paying him for the remainder of his 6 (six) year contract, so he doesn't need the money tbf
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:21
>>34
my dad teaches maths, and I checked this with him, and he says it all adds up.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:25
>>8
probably got a fair bit of "compensation" from Chelsea yesterday
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:29
Will never have to see that dumb cunt's face EVER again

Feels good man
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:33
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:35
>>40
Haha fucking hell

Sunderland job just looks impossible now
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:43
He wants the Arsenal job
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:47
>>42
Pls happen, pls happen, pls happen!
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:49
Sunderland should hire Mick McCarthy.
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:53
>>44
No, Arsene Wenger.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-22 21:55
Sunderland have confirmed that Rene Meulensteen is in talks about the vacant managerial position at the club

At least they're acting fast.
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 08:57
>>44
Sunderland already sacked Mick McCarthy once and eventually appointed Roy Keane as his replacement.
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 16:46
Sunderland bring in ex-Rangers boss Walter Smith to fix David Moyes shit, and advise over managerial appointment.
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-23 17:38
I hope I never see David Moyes again, miserable asshole.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-24 00:54
>>49
Looks like Moyes is after the Scotland job.
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-24 18:43
>>50
Will not get it.
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-26 20:35
David Moyes will never get a big job at the likes of Sunderland again after this fuck up!

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