Manchester United.

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:07
I don't know how modern United fans feel, but does anyone legitimately enjoy Mourinho's style of play?

Or any of the squad? David de Gea, Eric Bailly, Phil Jones, Marcos Rojo, Paul Pogba, Juan Mata, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Wayne Rooney (captain), Anthony Martial, Chris Smalling (third captain), Jesse Lingard, Michael Carrick (vice-captain), Daley Blind, Ashley Young, Marcus Rashford, Sergio Romero, Ander Herrera, Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Luke Shaw, Timothy Fosu-Mensah, Antonio Valencia, Marouane Fellaini, Sam Johnstone, Matteo Darmian, Axel Tuanzebe, Scott McTominay, Joel Castro Pereira, Matty Willock, Cameron Borthwick-Jackson, James Wilson.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:11
Best Goalkeeper in the league
Best young centre back in the league
Best midfielder of the world
Best striker in the league before injured
Best manager in the world

What went wrong with us mates? How can we fix this? This may be the first season that I won't buy myself a kit from United Direct.
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:19
Who are you calling the best defender? And even calling De Gea the best keeper in the league is a stretch. He is not so much better in what he is good at than the other top keepers, but those keepers have a better all round game. De Gea can't command a box and is terrified if coming for a ball.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:22
Worst finishing I have ever seen.
And I have watched matches in the 4th division of the State Championship in Brazil.

You are pretty much the opposite of a Pullis team.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:25
When did Man Utd start playing in the Turkish Superleague? I'm confused lads.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:30
Damn, I didn't realize Guardiola brought Stones, De Bruyne and Aguero with him when he went to United
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:35
I don't get it.
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:38

Once finishing is corrected or marginally increases we'll be fighting for the title and CL quarter finals at a minimum. I think united is 2nd last or last in terms of % of goals from chances. Pogba has actually created a ridiculous amount of chances this year. Just need to be more clinical in front of the net.
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:40
Pogba has actually created a ridiculous amount of chances
Define "ridiculous". Because all teams above Manure in the table have midfielders with better creativity, how would you describe those then?
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:43
De Gea
Top 3 Keeper. Arguably the best shot stopper.

Top 5 defender in the league.

Despite the slovak's best efforts, he's been a top 3 midfielder in the league this year.

Top 3 DM in the league

Top young striker in the league (not including Kane or Lukaku in this).

Factor in Valencia, Mata, Martial, Micky and hell even lingard and we're are actually looking good with a couple additions.

1 or 2 finishers (Striker or AM).
1 DM
1 or 2 Decent Defenders (or a smalling / jones resurgence)

None of this can be disputed.
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:47
Best midfielder of the world
Best striker in the league before injured
That's not Agüero
Best manager in the world
L M A O, not even second best in the league
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:51
Is this /manutd/ general? This totally serious, 100% unironical posts sure makes me think so
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 19:55
yfw cahill has more goals than pogba
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:03
I see 55 chances created for pogba in the EPL this season.

That seems pretty high. Agree?
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:06
Define the criteria for determining "chances created"
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:08
le we just need to sign X and Y

How many years have manure been with that meme? They're a club from the past, best of lucks fighting with liverpool for EL in the next years.
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:15
Depends. Compared to midfielders who do defensive work like Dembele or Matic it's higher. Compared to actual playmakers it's nothing. De Bruyne has 95, Fabregas with less than half of Poobag's playing time has 48 (meaning he's literally twice as likely to create something).
Yeah... ridiculous :^)
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:20
Best Goalkeeper in the league -- Debatable
Best young centre back in the league -- Debatable
Best midfielder of the world -- WRONG
Best striker in the league before injured -- WRONG
Best manager in the world
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:22
Best Goalkeeper in the league
why are you 6th?
Best young centre back in the leauge
rob holding?
Best midfielder of the world
Best striker in the league before injured
Kane or Lukaku?
Best manager in the world
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:25
It's a pass that leads to a shot
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:28
They park the bus then hope to get lucky. Mouyes is playing the most anti-football of his life
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:31
mfw this thread
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:38
Pogba has been playing DM or CM the majority of the season. So for his position he's been very effective.
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:50

They've been lost since SAF left. That man was a god. So ya, it's taken a few year to right the ship.

Jose is doing a good job (despite the 6th meme).
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:54
Mata is good but he's not the best midfielder in the world.
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:56

There we fucking go

If I didn't acquire a life in the past few months I would btfo you as I've done many times in the past.

I'll just leave this here
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 20:58
3 assists
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:01

Pic related
United being a Zlatan baby

Yes, 3 assists.
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-10 21:03
13 behind Prince Harry
tied with an aging pony tailed striker
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:08
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2017/2018 premier league champions
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:13
only scoring 4 against against joe "human bollard" hart
relegation strugglers confirmed desu senpai
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:19
I don't like this timeline.
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:25
Cut above so far, our pre season was 100% what we needed
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:31
That's given. The really interesting thing is what they will do in CL.
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:52
Congratulations on winning the August cup I hear it's a very prestigious award
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 19:54
Could've scored 8 easy. Sickening
Hopefully having CL and all the cups will slow them.
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:00
Who the fuck can even stop them?

Best finisher in the Premier League
World class midfielder and elite playmaker
One of the top young talents in the world. Will ensure United dominance for years to come
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:11
Amazing how much difference Matic makes, was smart of Mou to play Mkhi and Mata too, then for the opponent defence it becomes a case of who do i stick close to
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:19
ignoring Mick O'tarian who had a quiet game and still made two assists
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:22
Mouyes is a great manager, believe me, all it takes is an endless pot of money and he can make a shit team into a good one

no other manager in the world could make a shit team good with £500 million

41 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:29
They held their own without their starting cbs against RM. Matic and Pogba look world class.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:31
Wow Matic really underrated, Chelshit scum in suicide watch.
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:33
Our full backs were Exposed defensively against RM massively.

Its one thing to be bombing forward all game, another to cover for ur CB cos he's been beaten
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:49
273 days until Pogba dabs the PL trophy

How does this make you feel?
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 20:53
RM didn't have Ronaldo for most of the game and generally played casually. Though /we/ were still gelling, so it definitely not a bad result against the best team in the world.

Matic looks better than he did last two seasons, no idea what happened.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 21:22
exposed by Real Madrid

Every single team in the world would be exposed by Real Madrid, they even cucked Barcelona m8.
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 21:33
Best goalkeeper in the world
Greatest defensive tactical genius of all time
Best DM in the world in Matic

LMFAO, thanks Chelsea for the final piece of the puzzle.

GOAT Paul Pogba
Selection of the world's best creative attackers and midfielders in Martial, Rashford, Herrera, Mata, Mkhitaryan
Sheer power, pace and clinical finishing in Lukaku and Ibrahimovic

I think Griezmann, Bale, Dembele or even Perisic is the final piece in the puzzle to making this team the strongest squad since peak Barcelona 2009.

Just give us the CL now.

Madrid are good but their back 6 is nowhere near as good as ours. No other team comes close.

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