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Zuckerberg the Evil /Prog/ger

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-29 23:32
Has anyone noticed that Zuckerberg is trying to rebrand himself as more of a celebrity type CEO nowadays, in the same vein as Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates? He wears more casual clothing in his public appearances and seems to be trying a lot harder to be more personable and down to earth lol. His latest video announcing the company change he was walking in front of a scenic lakes with a fireplace going…it just felt really forced idk.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 00:38
>>1
Ah, so this is what the humans call “sincerity”. I will give it a try.
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 03:25
>>1
I feel bad for the guy honestly. He became so rich, so quickly. He can't know what it's like to be normal. Keep on fighting, Zuck! Do your best! Ganbare-yo!
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 04:48
>>1
His memes got so powerful, too good, it just became jeb! tier to kick that dog to death.
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 06:12
>>1
he was born and raised in the uncanny valley. he can do whatever he wants, but it's not going to make him likeable.
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 07:52
>>3
are you completely retarded? he was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to harvard. he's been an entitled twit since his conception. imagine simping for a rich silicon valley asshole that would never bother to give a warm shit about you lol
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 08:59
>>1
yeah he is a frontman (a Public Relations punching bag, like fauci and gates and bezos).
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 10:23
>>1
He's autistic, and not in a derogatory way, I mean the dude is actually clinically autistic, and his attempts at acting like a normal person are obviously the result of him hiring expensive life coaches. That's why he still comes across as uncanny. Dude should just embrace his autism
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 11:46
>>1
palm trees
cozy fire
My brains messed up homie.
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 12:20
>>1
why does his "vision" sound exactly like serial experiments lain or the matrix
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 12:53
>>9
You retards have never had an outdoor fire pit?
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 13:27
>>9
He usually seems to be dressed on the warmer side. Itll be 90 degrees, my wife will still put on a coat. God damn lizard people.
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 14:00
>>6
Hey idiot it was just a passing thought. I dedicated like 4 seconds of my time to make that post. You're acting like I pray for Zuck's safety every night before bed. What the fuck.
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 14:34
>>1
He seemed kinda normal in the latest meta vid. That said I'm not going to sit in some faggot reality game when the jews are still at large. Once I've finished what was started I'll play meta.
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 14:51
>>11
outdoor fire pit
Anon, he's inside though. You can even see reflection on the glass
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 15:08
Part of me thinks that this is some kind of weird cry for help. Apparently being bought out by Peter Thiel and his friends can make you younger (see Musk) or it turns you into some kind of uncanny husk (see Zuck).
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 15:26
>>1
I wonder how many times he had to rehearse for every scene in that vid to make himself look like less of a robot?
"Mark! Smile......Now!" "Mark, smile....NOW!"
"MARK!"
18 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 15:42
>>1
it just felt really forced
Because it was VERY carefully chorographed by a very expensive PR agency you fucking idiot.
Don't think for a SINGLE SECOND any word coming out of his mouth hasn't been checked by a dozen different people and some of the highest price lawyers on the planet before going public. He works very very hard to ensure there is absolutely no ammunition that can be used against him and shit like this is very very carefully set up to make him appear as a normal guy, not a maniacal money and power hungry maniac with absolutely no morals.
19 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 15:59
>>13
Hey idiot it was just a passing thought.

well don't next time, you absolute fagloon. how fucking simple do you have to be?
20 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 16:08
>>14
He seemed kinda normal in the latest meta vid
compared to what? some machine from skynet?
21 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 16:16
>>1
what I want to know is if he fakes his voice to sound more like kermit the frog in an attempt to instil confidence
22 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 16:34
>>19
Suck my fucking dick bro. Maybe then I'll give a fuck. I bet your mom was a total whore while she was raising you.
23 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 16:51
After the upload of all the data i've gathered throughout these years i finally understands what is to be human, crossing all that info gave me the insight that humans like lakes and fireplaces.
24 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 17:08
>>1
A proper haircut is the least he could do if wants to try that path. I just can't take him seriously when he somehow looks like a synth and a breadstick at the same time.
25 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 17:24
>>20
why are zoomers simping for zuck? this dude doesn't give a fuck about anything but himself. fb only exists to bring glory to the zuck. he's literally buying half a hawaiian island to turn into his own compound.
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 17:41
>>18
and yet that meta vid has made him look both sinister as fuck and hilarious at the same time
27 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 17:58
>>22
this is /prog/, bud. you're gonna have to try harder than that. yo have to be 18 to post here, you know.
28 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 18:15
>>1
the new firmware update has really improved his relatability matrix
29 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 18:32
>>1
Nobody in recent memory more fits the lizard person stereotype
30 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 18:48
>>27
Faggot you act like posting on an anonymous web forum is some sort of performing art. What are you, a queer?
Go to reddit if you wanna do that shit.
31 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-30 18:50
>>1
Has anyone noticed that Zuckerberg is trying to rebrand himself as more of a celebrity type CEO nowadays, in the same vein as Jeff Bezos or Bill Gates? He wears more casual clothing in his public appearances and seems to be trying a lot harder to be more personable and down to earth lol. His latest video announcing the company change he was walking in front of a scenic lakes with a fireplace going…it just felt really forced idk.

That's a long winded way of saying "Zuckerberg is trying to appear like a real live boy and not the soulless zionist robot that he is"

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