How do you turn off this shit? Like permanently?

1 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-13 00:00

Yeah, I tried with turning off the update service, registry tweaking, fucking with the computer settings, but it only helps for a few weeks. How do you turn it off PERMANENTLY!? I don't want a fucking update you fucking American NIGGERS!
2 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-13 00:34
Install gentoo
3 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-13 00:50
1) Don't go on the internet.
2) Burn your computer.
3) Don't turn your computer on again.
4) Install arch linux.
5) Update for a couple of times until you've got all current updates and don't worry about it for a while.
4 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-14 03:23
Disable update service, disable update orchestrator, disable CEIP, disable maintenance tasks.
5 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-14 05:17
bing it
6 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-14 08:04
Came here to post this
7 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-14 10:51
It fucking helps only for a few weeks.
8 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-14 13:38
don't worry about it for a while
How is this different from Windows?
9 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-14 16:25
recommending Gentoo to someone that obviously doesn't already use Linux
That's almost as retarded as buying a Mac.
10 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 00:45
but that's fucking wrong you retard
11 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 06:19
I don't want a fucking update
Why not? Autistic?
12 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 09:05
I don't want a fucking update you fucking American NIGGERS!

Don't know why but this is too fucking funny.
13 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 11:52
Thats why you need to disable the maintence tasks that attempt to re-enable the service... or change permissions on the update service keys in the registry so they can't be reset.
14 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 14:39
take the update and enjoy it you little bitch
15 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 17:26

He's too dumb for fucking Microsoft, too dumb for Linux, way to dumb for Gentoo.

And macs are for queers and hipsters.

How was he wrong exactly?
16 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 20:13
What? It clears up vulnerabilities? Fuck that, clearly RussiaSoft
17 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 23:00
Because a noob wouldn't be completely fucked by starting on such non user friendly distro, right? Memefags that spout "Install Gentoo" are the reason normies think Linux is some mystical shit and keep pumping their cuck bux into Winblows and Fagentosh.
18 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 01:47
19 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 04:34
These Fucking windows updates are extremely annoying

Any MS fags on /prog?

Give us the ability to schedule you fucking knobs!
20 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 10:07
Those were isolated solutions, i was suggesting to get windows up to date for once because it requires a few often long restarts and installation times when you've just set it up freshly.
Nowadays those updates take a couple of seconds, and half of them are desirable due to security holes being patched.
21 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 15:41

22 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-16 18:30
have gaming pc
have laptop
linux on laptop
emails, web, work, etc on laptop
only games on pc
never connect windows to internet
windows never tries this shit on me
The only downside, if you can call it a downside, is copying things i downloaded with my laptop onto a usb drive to install them on windows. Mostly mods for games, though, i don't need any actual apps on my pc.
23 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-25 16:55
Unironically look into GNU+Linux

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