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Alec The Killer

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:44
Alec "When I'm Not Busy Trumpin', I'm Gunnin' and Bumpin'" Baldwin
Alec "Poppin’ Bitches, Filmin’ Pictures" Baldwin
Alec "Testing Props on Uppity Thots" Baldwin
Alec "Calling For Another Take Was Her Last Mistake" Baldwin
Alec "It's A Fake Pistol, Is This Bitch Made Of Crystal" Baldwin
Alec "Call It A Wrap Or Meet My Wrath" Baldwin
Alec "Emptying My Nine Into The Production Line" Baldwin
Alec "Prop Gun Blunder Sends 'em Six Feet Under" Baldwin
Alec "Damn This Western Took A Left Turn" Baldwin
Alec "Are We Done With This Ordeal? This Gun Starting To Feel Real" Baldwin
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:45
Alec "When I Pulled The Trigger, Pity It Wasn't A Nigger" Baldwin
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:45
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Alec "I Thought This Was Just A Prop Mate.. Oh Well Seethe, Cope and fucking Dilate" Baldwin
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:45
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fucking gold m8
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:45
Alec "They were white and I'm famous, I'm good" Baldwin
Alec "I'm the libtard's Chauvin" Baldwin
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:47
Alec "I Had a Hissy Fit, So This Bitch Got Her Wig Split" Baldwin
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:47
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Alec walking by while everyone is taking a break
"Hey alec! Thought about what you said, still voting Trump!"
"Haha! Good one Haly baby! But you know How I think about that, right?
Alec raises his pistol, lining up with her right eye, going into character for comic affect.
Halyna smiles, getting the joke.
Alec pulls trigger expecting to hear a subsequent CLICK and nothing more
The gun goes off and goes right through her left eye. His first thought, "This is a hot gun!"
He panics as he sees her body on the ground... eyeless
"Who gave me such a hot gun?!" Screamed Alec as he frantically started getting undressed and approached the body
Some guy starts yelling "What the fuck you shot the tip of my dick! You circumcised me you fucking jew!
"Oh god what a fucking hot gun!" Yelled Alec, not caring about the dick as he was thrusting his cock in Hely-hels eye hole
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:48
Can't wait until one of you reddit faglords posts this to /4chan and /greentexts
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:48
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HIS NAME IS ALEC "I WISH I COULD HAVE KILLED MORE FUCKING LIBERALS, GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW" BALDWIN

EVERYONE ELSE CAN FUCK OFF AND

DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:48
I hope you die tonight op. I hope someone shoots you in the face. I hope your mother hates you.
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:49
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I feel like I'm too old to laugh at tragedies, but these are hilarious if you read them the voice of the South Park guys doing an impersonation of him.
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:49
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Cry harder
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:49
Alec "license this bitch" Baldwin
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:49
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Alan "The Killer of Women" Baldwin
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:49
Alec "I'm a pro gamer, no need to check the chamber" Baldwin
Alec "Think my acting's a gag? I'm dumping the mag" Baldwin
Alec "Shoot the flicks, then shoot the bitch" Baldwin
16 Name: SFBEkills 2021-10-23 14:50
Not one of these comments is actually funny. Get a life you faggot lil bitch. And no I dont find them offensive they just suck ass.
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 14:50
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oh no my bbc porn thread got tossed aside for this

Cope hapa mutt

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