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1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:20
I love this girl - she’s unbelievably out of my league in all ways - but I fucking can’t stand her kids. They’re actually the god damn worst little humans I’ve ever met. What should I do?

I went to the park with them today, it took everything in my power not to push them in the pond.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:26
Avoid single mothers or any women with kids.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:32
The kids aren't going anywhere, bro.

They can be tamed by those with the patience to tame them.

Otherwise, bail.

Again, you vs her kids is a fight YOU CANNOT WIN.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:35
Man the fuck up and give them the discipline and structure they need. They will straighten the fuck out and she will respect you for taking her kids in as your own. If you can't do that then you are absolutely correct - she IS way out of your league and you need to move aside and let a real man do what you can't.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:41
>>4
Be a real man!
By raising someone else's larva!
By footing the bill for someone else cumming in your girlfriend!

Disgusting. How truly pathetic. Never talk about being a man again.
6 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-29 19:43
>>1
Are you retarded?
Those children are obviously still babies, aka aren't going to be like that forever, aka can be changed with the right guidance. Her kids aren't going anywhere, so if you actually love this girl that much then grow some balls and shut up
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:43
>>4
Oh, trust me. All of what you said is true. And, I have put in the discipline... but they’re fucking tyrants. The little guy on the left is four. FOUR. He refuses to potty train. He fucking will sit in his shit until he has a disease. That shit - literally - gets old.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:45
If she can't raise her spawn properly, you're going to find out a whoooooole lot of of things about her that fucking suck. Nasty surprise s in store
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:47
>>6
This.

Either love the woman and all she loves or fuck off. It’s not hard.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:51
>>7
Every hour on the hour, put the kids on the toilet and offer sticker them they use the potty. How old are you op?
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 19:56
>>7
Hahaha that's an easy fix, anon

You see, I think someone just needs a visit from the shame wizard. Try pointing it out in front of his friends. Then make fun of him for it. They will join in.
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 20:00
>>6
No I understand what you’re saying. I guess what I’d respond with is, “you don’t know until you’re in someone else’s shoes.” And I’m just saying, these fuckers are getting old. I’m worried I can’t keep the patience. They’re not “mine” at the end of the day. It’s a hard song and dance between their real dad, and “moms boyfriend”, yknow?
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 20:05
She's not my gf and probably never will be, I fucking love this girls kids. Although I just love kids. Problem is I don't think she's attracted to me sexually, but I check every other box. Stable job, big heart, good with her kids. I've been runnin her around to Walmart, and her grandma's where we play cards. I don't like being used (because even a beta like me can tell) but her and I are really, really old friends.

How do I stop getting used without losing her friendship?
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 20:09
No man that a single mom wants to fuck will also be willing to settle down and help raise kids that aren't his own.

I know a single mom who is a really nice person, pretty, doesn't even mess up her kids too bad (it helps that her family gave her a house to live in lol). For years, she hops from guy to guy because eventually they start backing away and going "uh-uh, I ain't raisin them kids, I was just here for the pussy".

I think she finally settled down with a divorced guy who already has three kids and doesn't want anymore... now that guy has a free place to stay and a woman to drop his kids off at school and make them dinner.
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 20:14
This is nothing compared to the people on here who store their shit and cum in a sock and refrigerate it to later use it on pizza. You’re basically normal anon.
16 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-29 20:19
Most alpha of alphas does a bit of fathering and providing if he wants his kids to carry on his legacy and care for him in old age. You could call that "beta" but what you describe is not entirely wrong... it's basically the sexual dynamic of Baltimore. If your whole civilization takes up that behavior... well, look at Haiti.

What we call civilization is basically a compromise between alpha and beta males--betas keep producing wealth and maintaining the things that make life good, and in exchange, they get one wife in the prime of her years to screw and have babies. In return, Alphas agree not to bang the Beta's wives, daughters and sisters without restraint, usually only keeping a wife and a mistress. This compromise started falling apart in America in the 60's and it's anybody's guess how that'll turn out.
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-30 00:57
>>16
Yeah I guess

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