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Can anyone relate to this shit?

8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-17 02:08
I bet you guys think this is funny or something, but this is far from a laughing matter. Just today I was walking through the shady part of town when two guys in hoodies attempted to jump me. I could tell by their jittery movements that they must of been hardcore meth addicts. Before I had time to react, the smaller one came at me with a box cutter. Without hesitation I reached for my 9mm. I had already squeezed the trigger 5 times before I realized it was jammed. I dropped the pistol as hastily unsheathed my luxury Minecraft diamond fidget spinner. Within two spins I had dropped both goons. Remember to stay safe, and never forget to keep spinning.

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