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Official Eurovison 2017 thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:25
Eurovision tonight.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. Russia is out of the running tonight so it's anybody's race

Free Live Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

Bettings odds:
Italy - 11/8
Portugal - 2/1
Bulgaria - 4/1
Belgium - 20/1
Romania - 25/1
United Kingdom - 28/1
Sweden - 28/1
Armenia - 33/1
Croatia - 50/1
Moldova - 66/1
Denmark - 100/1
France - 100/1
Netherlands - 100/1
Norway - 150/1
Australia - 150/1
Azerbaijan - 150/1
Germany - 150/1
Ukraine - 200/1
Greece - 200/1
Poland - 200/1
Hungary - 200/1
Belarus - 200/1
Cyprus - 200/1
Israel - 200/1
Austria - 200/1
Spain - 250/1
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:27
I hate to say it but Norway might be in for a win.
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:29
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:31
>>1
Italy will win most likely. Fat guy from Croatia might receive some sjw liberal points from Europe too. Rapefugees welcome here.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:36
>>4
Italy/Portugal 1st & second to win. Croatia sitting at 50/1
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:38
>>3
Oh happy day!
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:40
Britfag here. Fingers crossed for nil-pwa (not the correct spelling, just how we say it). Love the political crap in this ridiculous event.
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:43
>>7
Yea Ukraine banned Russia and made this year shit. *Slow clap*
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:45
>>7
we find it whimsical, but many countries take it so fucking seriously. Russia statrted an official investigation a couple of years ago when Lithuania didn't give them 12 points.

It's either 'Nil Point' or Nul point', depending on how snobby you are
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:46
For poorfags or yankcunts you can watch it on live steam for free here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:48
>>5
Yeah, but political agenda trumps everything.
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:50
>>11
actually, itr's a prevailing factor, and it's fucking annoying, but stats show it's never had an effect on the final winner. If it had, we'd never have Connie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:53
Finland has always the best acts, too bad they lose every-time except once.
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:55
>>9
It's 'nul point', but Anglos mishear French 'u' (= German 'ΓΌ') as 'i'.
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:57
UK: 0 points.

would put money on it.
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:58
>>15
If only there was a way you could actually put money on it. Oh. Wait.
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:59
>>15
we usually enter some fucking horrible acts, so 0 points is amost guaranteed
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:00
We need a BINGO
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:01
Eurovision is gay as fuck, you rich faggot
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:02
Will this competition finally decide once and for all the best country on earth?
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:03
BBC One stream: http://cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream (Graham Norton will provide commentary)
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:04
>>1
United Kingdom - 28/1

lol, fucking lay that shit all day long, jealous europoors hate us.
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:05
Which part of Europe is Australia in?
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:06
Two things I just noticed:
Russia is not participating because singer Yulia Samoylova had been barred from entering the hosting nation of Ukraine for having previously toured Crimea in 2015 after it was annexed by Russia
:O unbelievable
Australia is participating again this year
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:07
>>23
The same part as Israel.
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:08
Pls watch our lea- I mean, vote for our song else you're country will never win eurovision ever again.
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:09
>>24
Israel is participating since forever?

The russian chick could not enter because of the stairs
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:10
>>26
Don't think Portugal has a realistic chance though. Not enough neighboring countries. Portugal could get douze points from France and Switzlerand though.
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:11
/newpol/ has been the traditional home of Eurovision

Even though it is not Politics it is an event mental gymnastics.
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:11
UK, nil pwa
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:12
>>29
not it hasn't you. how is this /newpol/?

Back to /music/ please!
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:13
Is Wogan, hosting again this year?
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:14
>>32
He's hosting the great Eurovision in the sky.
34 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-05-13 20:15
I'm not watching two hours of this shit fucks.
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:16
>>34
I would have thought it was right up your street you raging homo.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:17
why Australia is participating but not the USA?
you guys are scared they would wipe the competition don't you?
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:18
Weren't the Russians cucked the last two years in a row.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:19
Australia is in Europe??? Fuck my geography teacher!
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:20
>>36
US aren't European dumbass
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:21
vote Autism,
vote Salvador.
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:22
>>36
Let's not. Mexico can go instead.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:23
>>39
neither Australians or Jews but here they are
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:24
Who /portugal/ here? Salvador Sobral is a top lad
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:25
Are there any really cute grills besides ours?
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:26
>>42
I don't make the rules but america are not part of Europe.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:27
Italy is gonna win
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:28
A key for those who are unfamiliar.

eurovision
israel
azerbaijan
australia
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:29
How did that song really represent Belarusian culture?
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:30
>>48
They dont have internet, we can't get it confirmed.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:31
>>1
can we just take a moment to appretiate that they're streaming via youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
344,595 watching now
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:32
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:33
uk nil?
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:34
The Netherlands best singing. Italy will win i guess.
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:35
Fuck that shit

The voting system is a scam
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:36
who is that eurodouchebag?
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:37
>>55
I miss Terry Wogan
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:38
Eurovision should be currently on all the boards, besides, we always have a eurovision thread here on /newpol/, the other fucks don't care about shit.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:39
Song 07 sucks.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:40
Fuck this shite.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:41
>>59
I know.
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:42
Oh, no hippests.
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:43
I hope a bull runs down this fucker.
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:44
Do you guy see that really epic sax guy?
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:45
Next song please!
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:46
moldova
song was cringe, sax man was cash
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:47
I didn't know hungarians were muslims.
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:48
Use to be better when it was less about making radio friendly hits, and more about obnoxious bad Eurotrash

The old Eurovision that we need more of, them and Lordi and Epic Sax Guy should be the whole thing

I also love the poor grasp of English from the host nation's presenters and the prolonged awkward pauses as they wait for the satilite transmissions to come through.

Seeing for the tenth time
Helloooo Hostnation, Hello from Cuckistan thank you so much for putting on such a wonderful Eurovision for us and remember that you're always welcome in Cuckistan. So nice to see all these people here tonight so many nationalities...
The voting results please Cuckistan?
...coming together...... Now.... the results.... 1 point to...
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:49
Finnish people travelling to Sweden so they can vote for Finland.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:50
>>67
Member when australia was in eurovision songcontest?
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:51
>>69
was
They still are part of it
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:52
I hope Russia wins, just to piss off the Ukrainians.
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:53
>>71
You know Russia isn't in it right? Ukraincucks threw a hissy fit and wouldn't let them enter.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:54
>>71
butthurt Ukrainians literally barred the wheelchair bound Russian enterant from getting a Visa into the country.

So much for bringing Europe together

>>69
You mean like now, for the third year running?
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:55
>>1
Subhuman Circus party.
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:56
WTF is this portugal jew doing?
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:57
>>74
It's literally just a song contest for the european people, dont let the lgbt hijack or ruin it.

>>72-73
I thought she will sing her song via livestream?
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:58
the only thing i know about it is that ukraine and russia did kindergarten stuff
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:59
>>1
Obsolete!

It is and always will be a bad taste fuckfest of the white trash.
79 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:00
cancer
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:01
>>79
You aren't invited go away
81 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:02
>>80
Have you prayed to Allah today yet?
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:03
Nothing but Slav-states wanking each other off in public. It's just a political joke. A point proven when Australia was granted entry.
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:04
>>81
There isn't any Muslims where I live.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:05
This fat fuck boogie2688 signing fuck off Croatia.
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:06
its not a song contest.

it has never been, only people who seem to not get that is retards and teenage girls.
86 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:07
>>83
You need more diversity then.
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:08
>>85
Maybe I'm a retarded teenage girl.
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:09
>>86
Implying they can afford to live anywhere that isn't a commie block

Kek
89 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:10
>>88
DO NOT MAKE EXCUSES YOU RACIST BIGOT ! YOU WILL ACCEPT DIVERSITY AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT NOW!
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:11
somehow simultaneously cringe af and boring
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:12
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:13
>>89
Try to make an immigrant afford housing that costs around 1million dollar just for a house.
Yeah, they aren't comming here anytime soon
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:14
It's cancer and jewish
94 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:15
>>92
OMMGG SOO RAYCCISST HOUSE LIKE 1000 OF THEM AT YOUR HOUSE YOU FUCKING ISLAMOPHOBICC BITCH
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:16
>>94
I'm fine, but I hear that Malta seems like a great stop for immigrants.

Warm
Away from the war
Safe

Is your island cucked?
96 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:17
>>95
Beyond cucked. And with foreigners coming from every fucking where, crime rates are rising and I wouldn't call the country safe. At least not as much as it used to be. But who cares right? the important think is that fat tub of a president is happy with our multiculturalism.
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:18
Palestinian flag banned
LGBT flag everywhere

Damn, I wonder what ethnic-religious group could be behind this.
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:19
it's shit
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:20
>>96
Sorry anon

I hope you import a lot of tazer jallyfish so that they can kill immigrants
100 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:21
>>99
Before they arrive to Italy hopefully,because that's their new route, Go to Italy and then come here after their ID are given.

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