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Official Eurovison 2017 thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:25
Eurovision tonight.

Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen. Russia is out of the running tonight so it's anybody's race

Free Live Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY

Bettings odds:
Italy - 11/8
Portugal - 2/1
Bulgaria - 4/1
Belgium - 20/1
Romania - 25/1
United Kingdom - 28/1
Sweden - 28/1
Armenia - 33/1
Croatia - 50/1
Moldova - 66/1
Denmark - 100/1
France - 100/1
Netherlands - 100/1
Norway - 150/1
Australia - 150/1
Azerbaijan - 150/1
Germany - 150/1
Ukraine - 200/1
Greece - 200/1
Poland - 200/1
Hungary - 200/1
Belarus - 200/1
Cyprus - 200/1
Israel - 200/1
Austria - 200/1
Spain - 250/1
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:27
I hate to say it but Norway might be in for a win.
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:29
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:31
>>1
Italy will win most likely. Fat guy from Croatia might receive some sjw liberal points from Europe too. Rapefugees welcome here.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:36
>>4
Italy/Portugal 1st & second to win. Croatia sitting at 50/1
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:38
>>3
Oh happy day!
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:40
Britfag here. Fingers crossed for nil-pwa (not the correct spelling, just how we say it). Love the political crap in this ridiculous event.
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:43
>>7
Yea Ukraine banned Russia and made this year shit. *Slow clap*
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:45
>>7
we find it whimsical, but many countries take it so fucking seriously. Russia statrted an official investigation a couple of years ago when Lithuania didn't give them 12 points.

It's either 'Nil Point' or Nul point', depending on how snobby you are
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:46
For poorfags or yankcunts you can watch it on live steam for free here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:48
>>5
Yeah, but political agenda trumps everything.
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:50
>>11
actually, itr's a prevailing factor, and it's fucking annoying, but stats show it's never had an effect on the final winner. If it had, we'd never have Connie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:53
Finland has always the best acts, too bad they lose every-time except once.
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:55
>>9
It's 'nul point', but Anglos mishear French 'u' (= German 'ü') as 'i'.
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:57
UK: 0 points.

would put money on it.
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:58
>>15
If only there was a way you could actually put money on it. Oh. Wait.
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 19:59
>>15
we usually enter some fucking horrible acts, so 0 points is amost guaranteed
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:00
We need a BINGO
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:01
Eurovision is gay as fuck, you rich faggot
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:02
Will this competition finally decide once and for all the best country on earth?
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:03
BBC One stream: http://cricfree.sc/bbc-1-live-stream (Graham Norton will provide commentary)
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:04
>>1
United Kingdom - 28/1

lol, fucking lay that shit all day long, jealous europoors hate us.
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:05
Which part of Europe is Australia in?
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:06
Two things I just noticed:
Russia is not participating because singer Yulia Samoylova had been barred from entering the hosting nation of Ukraine for having previously toured Crimea in 2015 after it was annexed by Russia
:O unbelievable
Australia is participating again this year
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:07
>>23
The same part as Israel.
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:08
Pls watch our lea- I mean, vote for our song else you're country will never win eurovision ever again.
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:09
>>24
Israel is participating since forever?

The russian chick could not enter because of the stairs
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:10
>>26
Don't think Portugal has a realistic chance though. Not enough neighboring countries. Portugal could get douze points from France and Switzlerand though.
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:11
/newpol/ has been the traditional home of Eurovision

Even though it is not Politics it is an event mental gymnastics.
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:11
UK, nil pwa
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:12
>>29
not it hasn't you. how is this /newpol/?

Back to /music/ please!
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:13
Is Wogan, hosting again this year?
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:14
>>32
He's hosting the great Eurovision in the sky.
34 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-05-13 20:15
I'm not watching two hours of this shit fucks.
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:16
>>34
I would have thought it was right up your street you raging homo.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:17
why Australia is participating but not the USA?
you guys are scared they would wipe the competition don't you?
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:18
Weren't the Russians cucked the last two years in a row.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:19
Australia is in Europe??? Fuck my geography teacher!
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:20
>>36
US aren't European dumbass
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:21
vote Autism,
vote Salvador.
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:22
>>36
Let's not. Mexico can go instead.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:23
>>39
neither Australians or Jews but here they are
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:24
Who /portugal/ here? Salvador Sobral is a top lad
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:25
Are there any really cute grills besides ours?
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:26
>>42
I don't make the rules but america are not part of Europe.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:27
Italy is gonna win
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:28
A key for those who are unfamiliar.

eurovision
israel
azerbaijan
australia
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:29
How did that song really represent Belarusian culture?
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:30
>>48
They dont have internet, we can't get it confirmed.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:31
>>1
can we just take a moment to appretiate that they're streaming via youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehH0_UXtQlY
344,595 watching now
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:32
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:33
uk nil?
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:34
The Netherlands best singing. Italy will win i guess.
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:35
Fuck that shit

The voting system is a scam
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:36
who is that eurodouchebag?
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:37
>>55
I miss Terry Wogan
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:38
Eurovision should be currently on all the boards, besides, we always have a eurovision thread here on /newpol/, the other fucks don't care about shit.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:39
Song 07 sucks.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:40
Fuck this shite.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:41
>>59
I know.
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:42
Oh, no hippests.
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:43
I hope a bull runs down this fucker.
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:44
Do you guy see that really epic sax guy?
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:45
Next song please!
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:46
moldova
song was cringe, sax man was cash
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:47
I didn't know hungarians were muslims.
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:48
Use to be better when it was less about making radio friendly hits, and more about obnoxious bad Eurotrash

The old Eurovision that we need more of, them and Lordi and Epic Sax Guy should be the whole thing

I also love the poor grasp of English from the host nation's presenters and the prolonged awkward pauses as they wait for the satilite transmissions to come through.

Seeing for the tenth time
Helloooo Hostnation, Hello from Cuckistan thank you so much for putting on such a wonderful Eurovision for us and remember that you're always welcome in Cuckistan. So nice to see all these people here tonight so many nationalities...
The voting results please Cuckistan?
...coming together...... Now.... the results.... 1 point to...
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:49
Finnish people travelling to Sweden so they can vote for Finland.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:50
>>67
Member when australia was in eurovision songcontest?
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:51
>>69
was
They still are part of it
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:52
I hope Russia wins, just to piss off the Ukrainians.
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:53
>>71
You know Russia isn't in it right? Ukraincucks threw a hissy fit and wouldn't let them enter.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:54
>>71
butthurt Ukrainians literally barred the wheelchair bound Russian enterant from getting a Visa into the country.

So much for bringing Europe together

>>69
You mean like now, for the third year running?
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:55
>>1
Subhuman Circus party.
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:56
WTF is this portugal jew doing?
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:57
>>74
It's literally just a song contest for the european people, dont let the lgbt hijack or ruin it.

>>72-73
I thought she will sing her song via livestream?
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:58
the only thing i know about it is that ukraine and russia did kindergarten stuff
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 20:59
>>1
Obsolete!

It is and always will be a bad taste fuckfest of the white trash.
79 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:00
cancer
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:01
>>79
You aren't invited go away
81 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:02
>>80
Have you prayed to Allah today yet?
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:03
Nothing but Slav-states wanking each other off in public. It's just a political joke. A point proven when Australia was granted entry.
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:04
>>81
There isn't any Muslims where I live.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:05
This fat fuck boogie2688 signing fuck off Croatia.
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:06
its not a song contest.

it has never been, only people who seem to not get that is retards and teenage girls.
86 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:07
>>83
You need more diversity then.
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:08
>>85
Maybe I'm a retarded teenage girl.
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:09
>>86
Implying they can afford to live anywhere that isn't a commie block

Kek
89 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:10
>>88
DO NOT MAKE EXCUSES YOU RACIST BIGOT ! YOU WILL ACCEPT DIVERSITY AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT NOW!
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:11
somehow simultaneously cringe af and boring
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:12
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:13
>>89
Try to make an immigrant afford housing that costs around 1million dollar just for a house.
Yeah, they aren't comming here anytime soon
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:14
It's cancer and jewish
94 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:15
>>92
OMMGG SOO RAYCCISST HOUSE LIKE 1000 OF THEM AT YOUR HOUSE YOU FUCKING ISLAMOPHOBICC BITCH
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:16
>>94
I'm fine, but I hear that Malta seems like a great stop for immigrants.

Warm
Away from the war
Safe

Is your island cucked?
96 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:17
>>95
Beyond cucked. And with foreigners coming from every fucking where, crime rates are rising and I wouldn't call the country safe. At least not as much as it used to be. But who cares right? the important think is that fat tub of a president is happy with our multiculturalism.
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:18
Palestinian flag banned
LGBT flag everywhere

Damn, I wonder what ethnic-religious group could be behind this.
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:19
it's shit
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:20
>>96
Sorry anon

I hope you import a lot of tazer jallyfish so that they can kill immigrants
100 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:21
>>99
Before they arrive to Italy hopefully,because that's their new route, Go to Italy and then come here after their ID are given.
101 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:22
>>100
Meh, that's rude[/i]i[/i]
102 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:23
>>101
I don't care. We're not the size of fucking Russia. We barely have enough space for us.
103 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:24
>>102
That is why there shouldn't be any immigrants.
Send them back and save your country
104 Name: [email protected] 2017-05-13 21:25
>>103
Easier said when done when your authorities are jew puppets and love immigrants.
105 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:26
>>104
Got the same problem here, hopefully Jimmie Åkesson will be our lord and saviour.
106 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:27
when is it on?
107 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:28
>>106
88 minutes ago if I'm not wrong
108 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:29
>>105
Hopefully.
109 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:29
\here it is boys Miss Jones.
110 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:30
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111 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:30
ABBA is the only good thing that has come from Eurovision.
112 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:31
We've never won before. It'd be nice to win the big one today.
113 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:32
>>112
I wish you the best.
114 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:33
Anyone watching with the bbc commenter ?
115 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:33
>>112
get the bribes rolling
116 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:34
australia shitposters infiltrated europe wtf is up with that?
117 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:35
>>74
okay, to be honest, we have germany in it, Italy, Sweden, Denmark, Spain, Italy, Austria, Swiss?, Norway, Nederlands, Portugal, GB, France and Finnland but for the rest:
Subhuman Circus party
118 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:36
This fucking show is just a metaphora for how people hate or like other nations.
119 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:37
voting moldovia so far
120 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:38
>>47
Do they still let Monaco vote?

Bunch of bullshit if they do.
121 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:38
I wanted Australia to win but he's shit
122 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:39
>>121
I wanted Australia to win but
... it's not in Europe...
123 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:40
Epic sax guy strikes again ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prqZ8MSAPh4
124 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:40
>>121
Same, could've been fun to troll and vote australia in
125 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:40
>>122
Yet here they are
126 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:41
Just saying
italy
white power hands signs
praise kek?
https://i.imgur.com/h0sHQQo.png
127 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:42
>>63
Yeah but not so epic this time around. Just doesn't have the same hook that "Run Away" did.

Side note, Montenegro's official video has somehow achieved "super gay".
128 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:43
>>124
Last year he won the public vote but the judges pushed Ukraine to piss off Russia
129 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:44
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130 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:45
>>128
The whole judges and jury bullshit is undemocratic as fuck.
131 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:46
Waiting for Syria with their Cover of Bombtrack - Rage Against The Machine
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:47
Why does Germany not just send Rammstein... Every Year.
133 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:48
>>132
they'd probably kill some of the participants
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:49
ESPAÑAA AVAMOS MANEL OUOUIBMANEL WOOOOOOOO EDPSÑA ESPAÑA ESPAÑ DKDKSKSKSK WOOOOO ESPAÑA ESPAÑA
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:50
>>132
Yeah really. The contest needs something harder than the usual pop bullshit.

Wasn't it 2006 when the judges said fuck it and picked Paul Lordi just to screw with everyone?
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:51
>>133
the most entertaining thing there ever.
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:52
Do it for you lava.
138 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:52
>>130
UK brexiting eurovision when ?
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:53
Norway wins because norway is good singer
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:53
Lalaalalala lava lalalal lava
Manel representing minecraft
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:53
¿Por qué hostias cantan todos en inglés?
142 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:54
>>139
God... He sucked...
143 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:54
>>135
they picked this Trans-Wurst some time ago to fuck up the World
144 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:55
bbc commenter's bant is on top if you can find a stream
145 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:55
I really really really liked that LED Mask Guy.
146 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:56
>>130
i can't believe people know this happens and still vote. if the judges have so much sway that public votes don't matter then why do people phone in at all? crazy.
saying that i didn't know about judges until a few years ago when they started shoing the separate stats.

i really lost interest in 2007 when ukraine didn't wipe the fucking floor.
147 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:57
>>144
Graham Norton.
I am glad I live in the uk.

Also, I thought Norway was the mii shop music starting.
148 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:58
>>146
The judge and jury shit only picked up over the last 5 years or so, now it's pretty much ruined democracy.
149 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:59
When _trap_ in Eurovision?
150 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 21:59
>>144
can't stand him on tv, but he is a laugh on the radio.
probably because hes always interviewing self obsessed half cut 'celebrities'

but he has nothing on wogan.
151 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:00
>>149
Israel had a trap in eurovision years ago, she was cute too
152 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:01
>>150
I'm new to UK's television, trying to understand who's worth watching.
153 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:02
>>143
It's all about politic statements.
A german judge was criticized for not voting for him/her/it.
When he answered "I voted based on musical performance" they threw a hissy fit "but it's not about the music anymore"
This whole show is just a joke.
154 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:03
My vote would go to Croatia and Moldavia.
155 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:03
Yodelieleieleiellei fuck shit go spain ESPAÑA VAMOS ESPAÑA ESPAÑA LA GANADORA A LA MIERDA LOS GUIRIS ESPAÑAAA
156 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:04
Germany probably one of the last in the rankings again
its not about music anymore, its about politics
157 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:05
Graham Norton is annoying
158 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:05
Liam moore.
I'm presenting for eurovision next year.
Remember my name.
159 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:05
As long as we beat the Dutch, I am happy.
160 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:06
Only men between the public, this is so gay
161 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:07
motto of this year be diversity
no niggers
no Muslim scum
no greedy jews
not diverse
162 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:07
Mmm french chick is such a hot slut
163 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:08
Bulgaria has a Trap in the Eurovison ?
164 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:09
>>163
and i thought spain would be the gayest
165 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:09
WTF Gay Hitler?
166 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:09
What the fuck is happening
167 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:09
WTF HAPPENS!??!?!
168 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:10
Gay Terrorists have taken over Eurovision!
169 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:10
>>163
He wasn't that bad actually.
My top three atm
Portugal
Sweden
Bulgaria
170 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:11
Spain is more important than whole Europe together.
No Spain no america.
No america no gold.
No gold for France and Germany= more wars to conquer other territory
That equals ciaos in Europe and everyone die
171 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:12
>>169
At what age did you lose your earing ?
172 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:13
>>171
The show and artist counts more than the actual song. The Swedish guy was handsome and had a good enough song. Portugal had an amazing song with a charming artist, and Bulgaria had a really young good looking "guy?" with a pretty good song and voice.
173 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:14
Israël
This kind of shit shabbat
174 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:15
1 Belgium
2 Moldavia
175 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:16
I want to Fuck the french chick so badly.... Eurovision of my dick in her ass...
176 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:17
this is the gayest eurovision ever
and that says a lot

and why is Australia again participating? Just curious.
177 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:18
only decent song is Ukraine
178 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:19
>>175
The french? Shit tast m8. I want to fugg Denmark or Belgium.
179 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:20
I've voted for Moldova, what're y'all voted for?
180 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:21
Azerbaijan is not part of Europe.
181 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:22
>>180
What's next - saying Russia and turkey aren't in Europe either? Top Kek
182 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:23
>>181
Too obvious
183 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:24
>>181
Turkey definitely not.
Russia is 3/4 in Asia, but they have European Origin, and most of them live in Europe....
184 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:25
I've voted for Moldova, what're y'all voted for?
185 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:26
>>183
this
Euro and eurovision has nothing to do with it
186 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:27
>>185
Now that Turkey has given up the way of Democracy and freedom, I see no point forcing us into accepting them as European.
187 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:28
I did not even know that shit was airing tonight and just zapped in to see France.

Is Britain in the contest this year? If yes they might make some points because of Brexit.
Germany is gonna be in the bottom 5 because... everyboddy hates Germany.
Ukraine is gonna score high again beacause they are still fighting Russia, although they will not win, the war is not as much in the media enough anymore.
Honestly, this is not about music, it's an indicator of what a certain kind of liberals care the most about atm.
188 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:29
Guys nobody boooo'ed the UK, so maybe we are good for finishing above six points this year.
189 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:30
>>1
Italyan here I hope this song of our artist doesn't win. I liked the Danish singer and the Portguese very much more.

Always good to see a nice eurofestival, btw.
Plenty of good looking faces.

EU is where the light started. Keep following the light.
190 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:31
Moldova was actually pretty catchy and good
191 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:32
Seriously guys a Eurovision thread on 4ct? OP why are you such a faggot?
sage
192 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:33
>>191
Fuck off Yank.
193 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:34
Was that Eurojew trying to sell shit live on tv?
194 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:35
>>191
You are disrespecting our fallen prophet 4ct.
195 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:36
>>1
I can't wait until the EuroVision song contest is just which country has the best call to prayer.
196 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:37
>>195
Don't be mad amerifat, if Australia can get in maybe someday you will.
197 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:38
fucking just get on with it, stop replaying the same shit over and over.
198 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:39
>>194
True, i retract my previous statement.
199 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:40
Belarus is cringe af
200 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:41
It's the best thing to come out of Romania since ever.

YOOOOOOOOOODELEILIILILEIHOOOOOO.
201 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:42
>>199
and Hungary...Eurovision itself is cringe af
202 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:43
Portugal was okay-ish
The rest was utter shit
203 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:44
>>202
lmao that is the biggest autist i've seen in eurovision
204 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:45
DID YOU JUST SEE THAT AUSSIE WHO GOT KICKED OFF PLAY SECURITY
KEK
205 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:45
>>203
Well, why the fuck do you think we're voting for him?
206 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:45
Muhhahaha!
That aussie mooner got tackled
207 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:45
TELL ME YOU GUYS SAW THAT
208 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:46
EUROVISION=SAVED
209 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:46
And now, an ass-terrorist in action .. Bravo Eurovision !
210 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:46
I've never voted for any country, but today I am. Australia has my ass-vote.
211 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:46
i can't believe you guys were saying we shouldn't allow australia in just because they aren't in europe.
well i bet you are all eating your words now huh?
212 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:47
Justin Timberlake kicked it off last year, and his was by far the best song that night. They'd probably rock it, put an end to the gay entries we get every every year. That's why none of the UK's good musicians do it, it's a fucking joke
213 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:48
This is why I've always been an Australia supporter for the euro-vision.
214 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:49
Well that's Australia banned from next years show.

https://i.imgur.com/FGi7Dkx.jpg
215 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:50
216 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:51
>>214
>>215
THIS IS WHY AUSTRALIA HAS BEEN INVITED
217 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:51
Holy Shit UK already has 10 points.
218 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:52
>>217
4 better than the last 6 years, then.
219 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:52
wow i hate this "jury" bullshit, how do we make them stop?
220 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:53
>>219
You can't. The bullshit is too strong.
221 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:54
>>219
Makes the eastern European countries stop sucking each others dicks, That's why it was introduced.
222 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:55
>>219
By having them actually make good music
223 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:56
Tá ganho caralho!
224 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:57
>>223
Callate la puta boca gitano cara esparrago . Alegraos de haber pagado para joder . España.
In english: poetugal paid milions to make spain loose and poerugal win.
Its a complot!
225 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:58
Oh no, the jews are not coming to Eurovision anymore.
226 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:59
Portuguese singer is truly a turbo-autist... God, the cringe is strong in him...
227 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 22:59
Telling you right now, the public votes are gonna go a lot faster than the jury votes, they just dont respect our votes anymore
228 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:00
>>224
Me cago en tus muertos y tu puta madre :)
In english: I shit on your dead and your whore mother :)
229 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:00
Germany as pathetic as always
230 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:01
>>229
So Germany has taken the United Kingdoms place at bottom.
231 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:01
>>228
Ke tmvas a hacer tu cara esparrago aqui te espero payaso
232 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:01
What the fuck is Harambe doing in Eurovision?
Is Italy trying to meme their way to victory
233 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:02
Well i would like Portugal to win, after so many years in east Europe and Turkey, would be nice to have the Eurovision as far west as possible
234 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:03
>>232
he did praise kek but the robots are gunning for the autist from portugal
235 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:04
>>232
Harambe is dead just fucking stop
236 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:05
>>229-230

I am German and I am completely OK with this.

Can't wait for the bitching tomorrow in the press and the usual "Why are we even supporting this naymore mimimimimi...."
237 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:06
>>236
im from norway and i fucking hate our song
238 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:06
when will we know who won ?
239 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:07
>>238
When Gay Hitler tells us.
240 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:08
Portugal is going to win... Autism is going to win... Bacalaù !!!
241 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:08
>>238
in an hour
242 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:09
>>236
You know, most Countries send their best and most well known Singers, but Germany sends English Country singers of whom nobody has ever heard.
immagine Rammstein rockin Eurovision. unbeatable
243 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:10
EAT SHIT GERMANY
244 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:11
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA Australia give UK 12 points....
245 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:11
Ummm
What
246 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:11
>>242
Dude, most of the singers are randoms who just happen to have won the country's teenage talent show
247 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:12
How is Portugal doing so well?
I literally think it's a bottom 3 worthy song
248 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:12
Austrolia door giveaway
249 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:12
These hosts are too damn cringey.
250 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:13
trannies
faggots
robots
autists

when did eurovision become an imageboard?
251 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:13
Germany: 0 points
Spain: 0 points

all in order
252 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:13
>>244
Austrolia 12 points to cockneyland
kek
253 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:14
what does the host says after every country when they got the 12 points?
254 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:14
>>251
You are wrong
Spain:0
Germany:0
Spain is better than Gernazi
255 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:15
>>249
I suppose they're just doing what they can with the uttery shambolic voting process.
256 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:15
Georgia smackhead lel
257 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:16
Does anyone know what the penalty is for not acting like a complete idiot and lose your mind when you get more then 10 points?
258 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:16
This "jury" bullshit has gone too far, it's completely undemocratic and it ruins the show, how can they spend so much time showing jury votes, making it look like the public votes and then skip lightly over the real votes? shame on them.
259 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:17
Oh, look Spain all by itself at zero 0 points.
260 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:17
That Ukrainian speakermans was toplevel faggots
261 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:18
Celebrate Diversity

https://i.imgur.com/Q37enoz.jpg

Get cucked over Eurovision
262 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:18
well portugal just rekt'd everyone
263 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:19
cuts to a dutch guy holding a purse dog
>>260
264 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:19
austrolia won already with that assflash

and Germoney got some pints

kek
265 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:20
>>256
that guy in the denim jacket looked like he just wandered into the studio and the just rolled with it
266 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:20
Finally only spain has no points! <3
267 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:21
the jury vote is bullshit
268 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:22
>>267
Spanish detected
269 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:22
Leonard Hofstadter from Cyprus just proved that they are subhumans

Romania just paid a streethoe to give points

Hello Catharina
270 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:23
>>265
He looked stoned af
>>268
not Spanish support portugal but it's one sided it's not even funny
271 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:24
This is a fucking completely against Spain. Spain deserves win. He was original. Handsome and good singing and. Rythm. Fuck euro vision.
272 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:25
Yes Belgium, speak French, we still totally use that language in International communication

wtf

give that bitch from Croatia some Clothes
273 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:25
>>270
spain was shit
274 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:26
>>273
You have shittaste of music then. They where best
275 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:26
Guys we need to do something about this jury shit
276 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:26
God dammit! Get your shit together Spain!
277 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:27
Whats with the dresses in this show.
Its like watching the fucking Hunger Games
278 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:27
>>274
should've of said: not my kind of music sorry
279 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:28
fuck off who give Spain five points?
280 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:29
>>274
Romanian was the best

Second was that fat guy that sang both parts in his song
281 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:30
I want to touch everything. Kek
282 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:30
moldova was my favorite next italy and portugal
283 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:30
>>277
either this or like watching the Royal Ascot
284 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:31
Germany is not last
WWIII avoided
285 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:32
whoever says portugal was any good probably has no balls. oh wait, /newpol/ is gay. i understand.

btw, what was the name of the band with that horse hair drum during the break?
286 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:33
holy shit the public vote thing is the opposite of transparent
287 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:34
LOOK AT HOW FAST THEY DO THE REAL VOTES COMPARED TO THE JURY VOTES!
288 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:35
to be fair italy's song has over 100 million views on youtube so there's that
289 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:35
what the hell Isreal has to do with EUROVISION?!
290 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:36
>>286
we counted the votes and it's 100% legit guys I promise!
291 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:37
North Korea just launched a new missile
Kim Chubby Un aint a fan of Eurovision, or he was rooting for Germany
292 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:38
>>273
I respect that opinion becos its the epix sex guy. If not. Spain better.
293 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:39
>>289
Euro-vision is some kind of international television network and the nation's that contribute financially to it, and unfortunately Israel is one of them are allowed to take part on the contest (along with guest countries like Australia).
294 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:40
well done portugal, Hurry up and let him perform before Russia annex the rest of your country.
295 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:41
Portugal was a bottom 3 song - what the hell is this...?
296 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:42
>>295
portugal was one of the shittiest songs. stupid people falling for "art". and lol @ everyone hating germany.
297 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:43
>>295
its called having good taste
298 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:44
so much Security now.
Thank you fucking Aussie Terrorists
299 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:44
even fans loved portugal, could've been worse
>>295
300 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:44
lol katy perry diss
301 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:44
holy shit, thats his voice?
a know chicks with dicks, but Girls with beards?

fuck
302 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:45
>>301
says the neckbeard faggot
303 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:45
https://youtu.be/prqZ8MSAPh4?t=2m47s never forget what could have been
304 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:46
>>295
That's a very weird way to spell top 3.
305 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:47
>>304
Ah, progressive gay faggot. Easy points
306 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:48
>>305
Don't forget he also has a pace-maker... all the pity points
307 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:49
Moldova is my winner.
308 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:50
>>305
Or maybe - just consider this for a second - your taste is shit?
309 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:51
The Portuguese guy said "Isto 'tava tudo comprado" in the middle of the song, which means everything was agreed on, and that he'd win ahahahaha
310 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:52
>>309
For real?
311 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:53
>>310
He did, I can assure you, search "Isto estava tudo comprado na verdade" on google translator. Ahahahah
312 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-13 23:55
frickin yawn fest this year. Was it only peoples mums allowed to vote this year or something. Portugal was 4 mins of vanilla
313 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:01
Romania and Croatia are good tier but the ending of the portugese guy singing with his sister was 10/10 wincest
314 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:15
>>311
I mean my uncle is a police officer that specializes in frauds. This could make a confession
315 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:20
>>314
Mine works at Nintendo.
316 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:22
eurovision.de/news/Alle-Infos-zum-ESC-Finale-in-Kiew,ukraine956.html
German aftershow party. For maximum cringe
317 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:23
Spain was better than Germany. Or Portugal. Everything was better than Portugal.

I say this as a German.
318 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:27
>>317
Yeah how the fuck did they win, their song was shit and the singer looked high throughout the entire song. I feel like people just voted out of sympathy.
319 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:35
Few years ago a woman I know went to the Eurovision finals in Germany to see it live and she got double team spitroasted in some backstage area by two guys who were working the event
320 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:43
>>318
Apparently the dude has a chronic heart disease and the message of the song was something along the line of: "If you can't love me than I'll just have to love enough for us both".
321 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 00:53
>>317
Someone told me a few minutes ago that Spain had some nasty shit going on with the selection of their songs. Apparently they picked the guy as he was friends with the jury, and not because the people like the song (because no one did). The jury might have gotten wind of that and fucked them over on purpose.

And the fact that they got next to no votes from the people at home might just be due to the fact that the entire shit is rigged as there's no way that portugal should've won. Even the dude himself looked like "Are you fucking kidding me? I don't deserve this"
322 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 01:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymFVfzu-2mw

This song was one of the best I've ever heard in euro-vision
urr durr It was rigged
Have you listened to most of the other ones? Not saying they were bad but cmon...

BUT at the end of the day we all are part of the EU and I feel proud to listen so many talented brothers/ countries

inb4 not Portuguese
cheers
323 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-14 01:09
>>322
I actually found this song to be one of the few that were good at all, really happy with the results in fact.
324 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-15 06:58
>>322
No that song was bad too.
325 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-15 23:43
Results of the Final scoreboard.

https://i.imgur.com/W26ftfu.jpg

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