Epic Rap battles of History

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-22 12:45
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-23 09:18
See, this is better. This thread is simplistic and stupid. Just a stupid lie. And some people be curious and find out for themselves. This thread will go unpunished.

But the other threads? The ones you try to push as some pathetic "meme", just like that other fucking mentally-ill cunt posting the variations of that so-called "musician"? Those ones I don't have much hope for, faggot. And those ones, OP, the janitors and mods are ALL too fucking happy to recognize as "automated spambots".

Keep it nice and simple. And one every few hours or so. Or fuck around and FIND OUT.
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-23 11:25
Jesus, how fucking long are you gonna spam your bullshit fanfics? You truly are peak autism
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-25 09:11
Is it ERB when the two are fictional?

That's why I prefer erb between historical characters.
Ragnar Lodbrok vs Richard The Lionheart
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-25 09:17
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-27 00:29
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7 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-27 00:42
what does it mean being called a proto-nigger
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-27 16:23
Kara hadn’t slept through the night, a common occurrence. She ate an apple, and fed two chunks to her dachshund. She had been smoking in the bathroom, because it was raining outside. She wanted it to stop raining so she could go outside. She took her morning meds, which hit her harder than usual, for some reason. She fell asleep, woke up, and took her Lithium.

Kara had run out of cigarettes. She had put on a patch to mitigate the effects of nicotine withdrawal. It was a nasty day to go outside anyway. She took a YouTube survey, which took her about 10 minutes to complete......the questions went into great detail. She was now listening to one of her favorite death metal bands on YouTube. The drumming stood out.

Kara walked to the store......she couldn’t buy cigarettes, but she could buy soda. She got two tall cans of Cherry Coke, and drank them both quickly. She was feeling anxious......maybe a magnesium supplement would help. The CD she ordered from Amazon, had finally arrived. She put it in her laptop and started to play it, but the first song was skipping, so she took it out. She listened to the album on YouTube instead.

Kara called her dad and got some money, and walked to the store to buy cigarettes. Now she had cigarettes......not bad at all. She called her mom, but it was too late to get any food. She ate a sandwich. There was a pleasant mist outside. She ate an apple, and gave some chunks to her dachshund. She fell asleep, and woke up listening to a band she didn’t like she knew, the band was good.
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-27 18:16
The black man is both sensei and principle. He knows nothing about the ways of the east, but makes the rules up by force of his ethical prowess. It is the oligarchy that he fears, because the oligarchy was his friend when he needs to be engaged in wars of power.

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