Nkulenu's Palm Wine
This right here.
Fucking Ghanian Palm drink.
Is the worst drink in the world.
And I take golden showers to the face and eat bloody pussy.
It tastes like utter shit, and when I poured it on the ground, flies turned up and had a fucking orgy in the stank ass juice.
Ghana! Wtf are you doing?
Which is worse, jews or niggers?
What part of the palm is it made from?
The shittest part.
It assaults your tongue in waves.
First the smell, like rotton milk and bleach soaked in bin juice.
Then when you stupidly attempt to drink it, it confuses you with sour gone off pineapple juice, which then turns to a mud like taste by dry mud.
It then lurches back to a despicable chemical nightmare flavour before finally slapping you in the mouth with a rotton red meat aftertaste that haunts your tongue for at least half an hour after one sip.
Now I'm a fine dining chef and have tried all sorts of mad gross posh things.
But this fucking drink is diabolical.
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