Jew thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 13:58
Is it possible for me to believably study their religious texts and cultural customs, and pass myself off as Jewish? What if I grow a beard and maybe even dress like those Ultra Orthodox ones with the suits and hats? What are some ways Jews might see through this whole thing, and call me out as a fake Jew? A Polish man tried this a few years ago, I think, and he went far, but still got caught, though I forgot how.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 14:17
LOL theres nothing wrong with becoming jewish. just beware that jewish people are an often persecuted group, and that people will hate you for no reason.

other than that, being jewish has its plus sides AND negative sides, so remember to consider everything
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 14:26
this may be the single dumbest thing I've ever read.
4 Name: SFBRkills 2021-06-29 14:41
Wait 5 mins
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 14:47
whatll happen in 5 minutes?
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 16:00
another stupid sfbe post
7 Name: SFBRkills 2021-06-29 19:18
Someone will post something even dumber.
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 19:29
Every jew learns jewspeak

Also the foreskin thing
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 20:04
Most jews hate the orthodox and ultra orthodox. They make to much trouble and always want to insist they are the better jews.
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 21:27
Traditionally your are supposed to be turned down at least three times before converting.
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-29 21:37
Hebrew and Yiddish?
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 06:29
Start niggerposting, in a few days they'll reach out.
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 06:34
When did they all decide to start wearing suits?

How long have modern suits existed, about 200 years?

It's not exactly traditional is it
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 07:23
British Victorian era.
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 07:56
Of course it is possible. Think of "catch me if you can". This guy frank abagnale was able to convince people he was a pilot, lawyer and doctor respectively. He kept it up for years and even worked jobs in their respective fields. He also forged a lot of money so he got caught eventually.

With sufficient confidence, intelligence and homework anyone and any group can be fooled. To really get it to work, you'd need an insider jew to help you out though. It's like infiltrating a foreign country, you need good intel on what to expect. Of course there is going to be some improvisation as well. But without knowing the lay of the land it's flawed.

I guess my ideal way is to figure out some very benign reason to do so, like for a tv or youtube program. Something that if they knew every part of the program's motivation, they would still look kindly on it. So not the baron sacha cohen "let's make these people look like retards" schtick, but something a little more friendly and harmless.

In that case, you could both get some jewish help to do it, and you wouldn't get (much) backlash from it. Remember jews are much more paranoid and anxious so even something benign is going to get some screeching.

But then the second phase is using the benign knowledge and inflitrating somewhere else and possibly someone else into a different jewish community, using the lessons from the benign one.

That's how I'd run it.
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 11:13
I think the more traditional version worn by Ultra Orthodox Jews is not only just a conventional Western suit, but a distinctive Polish-Lithuanian robe-like frock coat, which is longer than a regular suit jacket, and may even be worn with a fabric belt around the waist.
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 12:28
An unbelievably useless waste of time

They don't have any penetrating insight into the nature of reality or the soul...
You're born ugly & jewish and automatically you're special genetically
Whoop dee doo

Their holiest book allows crime against non jews lol
18 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 14:17
yes and the only real way to do this is to marry a jewish girl and start out by fooling her. make conversion out to be a concession on your end
19 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 14:36
Don't be racist
Be like Mario an Italian plumber made by the Japanese
Speaking english
Looks like a mexican
Jumps like a nigga
And grabs coins like a jew
20 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 18:11
What you're describing is not inflitrating it. What you're describing is just becoming part of it
21 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 18:29
Just tell everyone you meet, within 10secs of meeting them, that you're a jew & you'll be a shoo-in
22 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 18:35
people will hate you for no reason.
They will also hate you for good reason.
23 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 18:47
marry a jewish girl and start out by fooling her
Dude, you'd have to lop the end off your friggin' stick.
24 Name: Anonymous 2021-06-30 20:37
beware that jewish people are an often persecuted group

Absolute cope. The least persecuted group of all.
25 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-01 08:34
I did this. When I was 20 I was curious about orthodoxy and Hasidism, so I pretended to be a Baal Teshuva, an irreligious person who wants to become orthodox. I went to yeshivah for BTs for a few years, studied talmud, Kabbalah, lived the whole life. I got caught after 6 years because I tried to get married. At that point I was asked to "prove" my yahudis which I could not do as my family isn't jewish. I disappeared from the community never to be seen again.
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-01 11:12
Share with us your rare insights, great infiltrator.
27 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-01 11:43
I'll try and keep the thread bumped so you can type it up and post it
28 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-01 12:50
Specifically I joined up with the Chabad sect. I was always interested in the occult and mysticism , and they are the only group that openly accepts non-religious jews into the ranks if they are studying and interested in learning. You can't just go out "belong" in any other orthodox community without a loooooooot of background knowledge, both linguistic and cultural, not to mention the technical religious knowledge.
I spent 5 years in Yeshiva in the heart of the Chabad community, where I was very quickly let into the cult. They don't keep it a secret that they revere the read Rebbe Menachem Mendel Schneerson as the messiah. What really blew me away were the multiple divisions within their ranks, as to the nature of his messiahship.
There are people who firmly believe that he died, but with be resurrected. There are groups that believe he never died, and his hiding in 770 the big synagogue. There are those who believe that a rebbe, specifically THE Rebbe is the "Atzmus Ein Sof en a guf" or the essence of the ultimate divinity clothed in a body. Those people are the hardcore meshichists, and they will have ceremonies in front of the rebbes old chair, where they stare at it for hours on shakos pretending to listing to him give his weekly sermon.
They very plainly teach Kabbalah that other orthodox sects do not teach young people at all. In most Hasidic sects, they count the teachings of the Baal Shem Tov as being lost, but Chabad claims to have an unbroken line of his Kabalistic teachings that kids as young as 10 will start to learn.
They place a great deal of importance on gematria (numerology) using it to prove the Godhood of the Rebbe.
It was very interesting to see up close, as it really felt like watching a new breakaway religion being formed before my eyes, much like a christianity 2.0.
29 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-01 13:07
Another shady thing in Chabad is the money that people have to pay in order to be Sluchim. A Shliach is an emissary of Chabad who sets up shop in a random town or city. They open a synagogue which has to run entirely on donations. They aren't supported by the main arm of the organization. In fact THEY have to pay a yearly sum for the right to call themselves an official Chabad house. There are thousands of these places worldwide, each collecting millions or tens of millions of donations a year giving back a fairly big chunk to the organization where it goes....not sure where. Likely into the pockets of the administrators. And there are several factions of administration. The people who own 770 the main synagogue are fighting with the people who run the website who are fighting with the people who run the main printing press who are fighting with the breakaway religious court who are fighting with the people who run the kosher slaughterhouse in Indiana etc etc. There is a lot of factional infighting all vying for power in this growing worldwide denomination that many other orthodox people are starting to call "the closest religion to judaism"
30 Name: Anonymous 2021-07-10 07:19

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