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1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 04:11
Today I farted right in the face of a child standing behind me in line at McDonald’s. As I was taking my order I heard the child vomit on the floor and his parents panicking.

AMA
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 04:38
Did they ever find out? That you farted?
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 05:29
>>2
They never suspected a thing. Sat and ate my meal audibly keking to myself while they fussed over him
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 06:19
nigga u nasty y u rip ass in a restaurant people dont wannabe eatin yo shit
smh white people things
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 07:10
>>4
I know this is you Sean. You’re a 37 y/o white Christian male from Johnstown in Fulton County.
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 08:17
>>1
Was his face like right next to your ass? Could the child talk? If so what did he say?
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 09:24
Too bad it’s fake a gay, funny larp OP
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 10:31
>>6
Less than half a foot away. I already felt he was standing too close what with covid social distancing rules and such. This is why I decided to unleash stink-wind smack down into his face.

The child was talking before he smelled what the rock was cooking. Then it was non stop vomit until I heard mention of taking him to hospital
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 11:54
>>7
Kys tranny nigger
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 13:35
+++++++
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 14:25
What did you order?
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-18 15:16
>>1
kid be like
Smells like SFBE anus.

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