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Billie Eilish Vogue shoot thread

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 02:36
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 04:24
Yep..... She’s fucking hot
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 04:27

okay no fucking offense but if we're being honest here shes a butterface at most. look at that dead fish resting face expression
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 04:39
how old is she? mid 30`s or early 40`s?
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 04:41
She is 20 now.
6 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 04:44
Fuck off haters.....! Curves for days!
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 04:46
do you know what a fucking pushup bra is?
a dead goat could look hot on the cover of Vogue, moron
8 Name: Tokiko 2021-05-03 04:53
Imagine being married to this gorgeous babe and her introducing you to the BBC lifestyle by announcing one day that she's pregnant with a black baby. Initially you'd be devastated but at the same time turned on. Over the course of the next few days you'd come to grips with how incredibly hot it is and finally you'd accept her decision and agree to raise the half-black baby with her. Of course it would be just the first of many, with a beautiful body like that she's practically built for pumping out healthy chocolate babies
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 05:14
i dont even know who this is.
dont even care.
just wanted to give an input that being too immersed in the world of celebrities is stupid. they come and go.
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 06:29
Jesus. How fucking bored or unemployed are you. God damn. The absolute state of lounge.
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 08:08
that's a corset. anyone can have curves in a corset
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 09:16
That's a face that needs double paper bagged incase one falls off
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 09:51
20 going on 40.
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 10:13
The big assed dragon tattoo is kinda cringe, tho. I mean, I'd def fuck her if given the opportunity. I'm not going to deny that.

But women with big assed tattoo graffiti all over their body is a major turn off and a major red flag they got some severe psychological issues.
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 10:28
I hope she will show us those titties one day
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 11:01
I mean - she definitely has huge mental issue, even more so now that she's famous
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 11:48
Yikes. You interracial cuck fetishist are even more cringey than bronies were back in the day.

She's a pop singer that's been heavily pushed by mainstream media since she was like 15 or 16. The latest version of Miley Cyrus / Britney spears
18 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 14:37
Yeah, there are women who can pull that look, but some trailer trash like her can't, she looks like she is hiding stretch marks or a c-section surgery
19 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-03 15:43
body shaping underwear is hot
No, you literal faggot, she's ugly, fat, and has disgusting saggy tits. Barely 18 and already looks like a 40 year old who pushed out a dozen brats.
20 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:03
oh, come the fuck on, op
half the time she looks like a 12 year old boy who binge listens to my chemical romance

ugly ass wench
21 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:05
Why did she go blonde she looks terrible and this weird 1950s style does not suit her at all
22 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:07
she has a nice body but her face ruins it
23 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:09
No, she's fucking fat....

0/10, satan can have it....
24 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:11
I watched her interview with Nardwuar. Bitch acts dumb af and like a nigger.
25 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:14
WOOOW a mallrat who got lucky turned 18 then showed her body to further her "career" who would have fucking thought!
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:16
Honestly hated her style. Big ass shirts. Clothes. Just cringy STUDIO created EDGYINESS.

I never liked her.

But her knew look. Fuck I want her so bad.
27 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:19
I'm not black, rich, or famous. What are my chances of fucking Billie Eilish?
28 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:21
Zero thank you for playing
29 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:23
I hope someday her brother leaks her nudes
30 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:25
stop simping bro, we need need to stay based 2gether
strong against the corporation pre-packed trends...
here, the real eyelish
31 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:28
32 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:32
She looks like Gabbie Carter's sister in those Vogue shots.
33 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:34
She's got a mom bod.

I'd call her a milf if I didn't know she was actually young
34 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:39
So obviously a man. How do you guys keep falling for this?
35 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:41
Imagine those thick fish lips sucking your dick
36 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:43
What is wrong with her eyes? Im from México. Ive seen that stare in narco criminals that had commited terrible things or rape victims that were abused beyond repair. But i see no logic reason that a rich white american teenager to have that gaze. Something is odd about that girl.
37 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:46
OP is a shill, the rest of these fags are incels. I hate this gay website.
38 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:49
Eh, she’s ok. She’s not super ugly, nor super hot. These photos appeal to me cause I love film noir and old detective movies and if I know my tripe, that’s an outfit you wear when you’re trying to seduce and fuck a detective to lure him away from some place or piece of information. The attractive part is the allure and mystery. Looks like a 50’s style outfit and photo... the gleaming sight of innocence. Sadly, she is probably a dumb whore.
39 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 07:57
She’s fucking hot
I suppose if you like dumpy looking 40 year old bodies and druggy faces plastered with make up sure.
40 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 08:45
Wearing a corset
Anon the bitch is fat.
41 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 09:01
Shes so out of shape she already has a wine aunt body, wtf, isnt she like 18? She looks 35+
42 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 09:27
She looks like a feminime version of the twitch streamer: Thjis
43 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 09:42
things aren't sad, not things like this.
u said it, she's not even that good a 50s lady, for the reason she's no lady at all.
44 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 09:56
Coincidently it seems Vogue has done exactly that!
45 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 10:36
Did they shoop her eys to try and hide the pin dots from all the opiates she is high on?
Still can't hide that high as a kite look.
46 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 10:52
Older than pretended.

Shock celebrity false identity.

More of an incentive to enforce ID2021.
47 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 11:05
Some lucky dude got to plow her all the time a few years ago. So jealous.

Imagine being married to this gorgeous babe and her introducing you to the BBC lifestyle

Shut the fuck up. You BBC shills are annoying.
48 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 11:35
You have to admit, guys. She’s actually really fucking hot. If you got the chance to fuck a chick with half the figure she has, you’d be ecstatic. Stop being picky neckbeards and be honest with yourself.
49 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 11:48
That drugged-out expression.
Those tattoos.
50 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 11:54
99% of /lounge/ has never and will never be with a woman and would kill thier family to sniff this chick's socks
51 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:20
I f u c k I n g k n o w. Reading these faggots post day after day that she’s fat and unattractive drives me insane. She’s young, tight and thick as fuck. What is there to complain about? Even my girlfriend agrees
52 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:27
She’s young

tight and thick as fuck
53 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:29
You’ve gone full retard brother. No one can help you now
54 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:31
y o u ' r e f u c k i n g g a y
55 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:33
She's wearing spanx and airbrushed to shit.
56 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:35
She’s fucking hot
No she's not. She's a limey Brit, how could she be!?
TOP Pro Hair stylist
TOP Pro makeup artist
TOP Pro Photographer who knows how to pose and photograph any woman to make her look better
TOP Pro lighting people
TOP Pro set designer
TOP Fashion magazine

I'll be they could make even this mess look good with enough TOP professionals on board.
57 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:38
yeah, but can she breath
58 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 12:57
I intentionally / unintentionally see nude girls all day online, and she is one of the many I saw today, in comparison she is not so good looking and is fat, so why would I say the contrary? She is ok at best, would I fuck her in reality? Yes, would I go crazy about it? No, I would rather fuck better looking girls and be more happy if I have the possibility. Like in reality you have settled with a gf that I doubt is "perfect looking" but you are ok fucking her everyday because is better than nothing (feelings etc...) but If you had the possibility to fuck something better you would do it. Instead Internet is a fantasy that is not limited by the reality so I wouldn't fuck her in my fantasy since she is ugly in comparison to others.
59 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-05-04 13:00
Q.) What you call an attractive woman in England?

A.) A tourist
60 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 13:08
she’s ugly just like your mother
61 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:42
Fat bitch is fat.
62 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:49
63 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:51
Based thread OP. Idgaf what anyone says. >>62 She looks gorgeous in this set.
64 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:53
Why didn't they do something about her face?
65 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:55
Because it was photoshopped to hell and back. I like the way she looks in this too, but don't fool yourself
66 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:57
Her titties look nice and her face is pleasant enough even without photoshop
67 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-04 23:59
Of course she does. Anyone who says otherwise or calls her "fat" and makes those idiotic memes about her are either blind, retarded, or a homosexual. Or any combination of such. As one who genuinely appreciates the art of the insane and thinks she's honestly quite beautiful, this thread is every bit based and Billie-pilled.
68 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:00
mmh time to fap
69 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:01
Bitch has a hard drug face how could u fap to her
70 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:03
doesn't change the fact that she has S-tier, face, boobies and legs. I don't usually get off to shopped shit but the fact that she's showing any skin is hot enough
71 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:04
fuck she make my cock throb
72 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:05
Jesus christ ScarJo looks like shit
73 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:06
I like broken depressed girls
74 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:07
She does absolutely nothing for me. Hard pass.
75 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:08
76 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:09
are you making a joke or actually over 30 years old
77 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:10
Looks..... odd
78 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:11
10/10 would fuck
79 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:12
you're missing out. she's a bombshell for what kind of girl she is. what kind of girls do you like then?
80 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:14
Fucking Kingdom Heart looking ass feet. God damn she is ugly, queen of the butterfaces
81 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:16
82 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:17
Shut the fuck up you simping niggerdick windmill.
83 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:18
84 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:19
I dont see what the big deal is. Is it because fat girls hate it when they lose another girl to their ludicrous body positivity scheme?
85 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:20
Ha, ha. He barely even passes as a tranny.
86 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:23

No one gives a shit about your mumbling pig fetish
87 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:24

88 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:25
lol it's the fucked out former coke head that's the new receptionist at work with two mixed race kids from different fathers that aren't around anymore
89 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:26
Has the standard for beauty just dropped off or are advertisers purposely pushing "approachable" girls now.
Its seems nowadays to be a "Hot" successful girl you have to be kinda ugly so you seem Obtainable by retard incles who still have no chance of getting with her but the point is she is just ugly enough for them to think "well maybe she would touch my pee pee"
90 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:28
I had a girl that looked just like this sell me shorts in Banana Republic yesterday. She's nothing special but, hey, she's rich so who cares.
91 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:30
92 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:32
Ones that don't look strung-out.
93 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:35
her face is fucking disgusting and her pussy definitely stinks like epoisse de bourgogne cheese but damn i wouldn't mind suffocating in those tiddies
94 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:37
Does she not have tourette's anymore? That's never mentioned.
95 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:39
She looks better in this picture than all the esquire covers. I think it's the smile.
96 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:42
she looks like a 40yo divorced milf
97 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:44
lmao thats definitely shopped
98 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:46
She's very good looking but she's definitely someone who's not going to age well.
99 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:48
When Billie Eilish is featured on Bratty Sis with her incestuous brother she will have my absolute attention.

I can't fap to any of this.
100 Name: Anonymous 2021-05-05 00:53
she looks like my 50 year old gambling cigarette addicted aunt.

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