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My apologies to our Canadian friends

1 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 09:58
its been expired since 2018... let's see what happens. *jazz music* good luck.
2 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 10:00
connie?? Connie?!!!!!!
3 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 10:06
You wat m8
4 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 10:22
>>3
I think Biden is planning on Nuken Canada after kill a lot of syrians.
5 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 10:53
You could have infinite money and space everywhere to accommodate bullshit nobody needed to begin with.
6 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2021-02-26 11:35
*maga crickets chirping*
7 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 12:47
https://i.imgur.com/vhZS0Fy.png
you vill WORSHIP Alexa Bliss
you vill WATCH every single segment or match she's in
you vill ENJOY women's wrestling and obsessing over the thoughts of them farting in your face
Why do you anons continue to resist the great reset of wrestling?
8 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 13:34
Just a DAILY REMINDER YOUR PRESIDENT IS A HYPOCRITE....

Democrats: "it's not the same... the orange man was bad..."
9 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 14:08
>>8
Yes because the real people who rule over us are the same people that both Trump and Biden’s children have married into.

Imagine thinking Trump or Biden makes any individual decisions of their own.

Imagine thinking you get a choice as to who rules over you when voting.
10 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 14:12
To those that don't wash their ass because it's gay, so is pissing standing up or masturbating, you're touching a penis. Prove me wrong
11 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 14:14
>>10
I shave my ass for the sole purpose of making it easier to clean
12 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 14:19
>>1
I don't have ADHD but I was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder and I can fully understand and relate with you. There are so many people that self diagnose and it honestly pisses me off because you get stereotyped because of these idiots, I feel like bpd is fetishised much like ADHD as well. Sadly I don't really have any advise for you but personally I choose to ignore and distance myself from others with bpd and not tell them that I have it.
13 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 14:24
>>12
Was diagnosed adhd as a child in the late 80's. Not sure how accurate that was. I have terrible short term memory and stimulants have a near calming affect on me while wiring up ppl around me. Done all drugs. Cocaine and meth are like very strong coffee, but coffee doesn't make me jittery or strung out feeling, like it seems to do with most ppl. My grandmother actually used to give me very strong espressos before going out with me as a child because it made me manageable. Without it I would run around and cause all kinds of trouble.

Sadly I found out too late that adhd is probably real and still affecting me as an adult. Now meds like ritalin and adderall are 1000x harder to acquire legally than crack. I get buy on a combination of meth and opiates, but it's very hot or miss. Some days I'm perfect, but most days I'm spending most of my energy just trying to balance the drugs and fighting the urge to just chase their perspective highs.

I've broken down into tears begging for help from doctors who refuse to consider diagnosis that can only be treated effectively with narcotic meds. I'm homeless now and though I'm mentally better than I've been in a long time, I'm aware that it's only a matter of time until I'm arrested, od or am killed in the streets by addicts or dealers.

I saw the most amazing success when taking tramadol for a broken wrist, and it's not just because it's an opiate. I smoke heroine daily and it feels nothing like 1 50mg tramadol.

I don't know what I need, but I do know that doctors in the US are too cowardly and brainwashed to ever take a chance on someone like me.

I was a genius. Maybe I still am, but I might as well be dead for all the good that does me. I could have changed the world, but now I'm pretty sure I'll just become another homeless corpse in an ally some where.

Made a schizo cry today because I was the first person he'd ever met that could actually communicate with him
14 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 14:40
why is punk leftist and liberal when the entire idea of punk is libertarian
you dont like it when people tell u what to do?
you believe in gay rights and trans rights
u hate nazis
all the main things of punk are libertarian but there liberal fags, i had to stop listening to nirvana and the dead kennedys because of it
15 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 15:21
Ever notice the truth always comes out on Reddit https://i.imgur.com/mPxeKti.jpg
16 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 15:33
an someone please explain to me what happens if you try to kill yourself but fail and your parents end up finding you before you can try again? Would you lose your freedom forever after that?
17 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 16:21
be me be autistic 300 pounds
go to college, drop all the way down to 180 pounds
talk to African qt 3.14
she makes me curry.
she tells me to come to her room for some reason.
just me and her alone in her room.
can't figure out what's going on
leave room

MFW i realized sometime later, that i could have gotten laid.
WTF was i thinking?
18 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 16:35
I'm no expert in anal swabs, but I'm pretty fucking sure they can not be conducted "in error". Thoughts?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9298587/China-denies-requiring-U-S-diplomats-anal-swab-tests.html
19 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 17:27
20 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 21:25
So do we just all ignore every post in the thread when we reply? How does any of this relate?
21 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 22:26
>>20

Please explain what your thread was aboot?
22 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-26 23:28
>>21
Canadian bacon?
23 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 00:46
>>1
You will never have your own culture, language, national identity or proud history.You will always be some experiment started by Freemasons that got out of control and went wrong.
24 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 01:54
>>1
Did Joe Biden just Nuke the Premiere of Canada?
25 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 02:24
>>1
If Hokkei didn't exist what sport would they play? And why is it Table Tennis?
26 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 02:58
>>25
Curling
27 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 03:31
>>25
I'm just gonna say for Ontario probably basketball.
28 Name: [email protected] 2021-02-27 04:05
>>25
They would play "Put the BBC in the canadian white girl"
29 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 04:38
>>25
it'd probably just be more football and baseball, tbqh
30 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 04:55
>>28
Will bbcposting ever stop
31 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 05:12
lacrosse
32 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 05:29
best at hockey
Top 3 in basketball tight now
Top 10 in baseball ( used to be higher)
Only country who players american football as well ( our own version)
Top 5 in mma

Imagine being roasted by a country that has not even won a single Olympic medal and it's history
33 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 05:46
https://i.imgur.com/4mzrWhE.jpg

Outside of hockey

basketball
Country with the most foreign players in the NBA by quite some distance, which now puts us as the country that has produced the most foregin NBA players of all time by quite some distance. Easily the second best country in the sport at the moment. Have a two time mvp with Steve Nash making him one of four foreign NBA players in history ( hakeem Olajuwon, Steve Nash, Dirk Nowitzki, Giannis antennokunpo)

Gridiron
Have our own leauge that's existed for 110 years and a version that we play, whatever foregin players in the NFL are typically Canadian and we are the country who has had the most foregin players to the NFL

Baseball
Country who has had the fourth most foreign players all time after domincian Republic, Venezuela and Puerto Rico. Have had 3 MVPs which came all from 1997-2010 ( Larry walker, Justin Morneau ( twice) and Joey Votto). Two Cy Young winners ( Eric gagne and Ferguson Jenkins) and 4 Gold glove winners ( Larry walker 7 times, Joey Votto, Jason bay and Russel Martin). Canada is just one of three foregin nations to have mutiple inductees to the baseball Hall of Fame ( Puerto Rico, domincian Republic and Canada)

MMA
Currently the country with the fourth most amount of fighters in the UFC roster after USA, Brazil and Russia. And one of the greatest p4p fighters of all time in GSP.

Winter Olympics
Past four Olympics we have always been top 3 or top 4 in the medal count
34 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 06:03
Canada not playing Cricket and Rugby is a shame. Hopefully the Indian diaspora will fix the former within a couple of decades.
35 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 06:20
>>25
Handball
36 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 06:37
Airhockey
37 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 06:54
Way things are going Canada will be a basketball nation in the next decade
38 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 07:11
>>33
Steve Nash is South African though
39 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 07:28
>>38
Family immigrated to Canada when he was 18 months old
40 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 07:45
>>38
No he isn't, the vast majority of nations don't follow Jus Soli
He's Canadian with duel British citizenship
41 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 08:02
>>33
When did Canada start producing their own black men?
42 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 08:18
>>41
toronto has a ton of jamicans and montreal has a ton of Haitians. Its why toronto has cariabana every year
43 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 08:35
>>33
unironically calling it Gridiron

you even have your own version of FOOTBALL you self-loathing leaf
44 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 08:53
45 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 08:53
>>37
*Ontario
46 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 09:10
>>25

Chinks love table tennis.
47 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 09:28
>>45
a province that holds 40% of the country
48 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 09:45
>>30
Not until you remove all the hebrews from the earth.
They're getting so cocky they now have their brazilian golem posting for them
49 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:04
>>26
curling is fun as fuck, it's easy enough to play wasted, but still has a high enough skill ceiling that pros can exist
50 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:14
>>48
The French created BLACKED dot com.
51 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:21
>>25
Badminton
52 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:31
>>49
I was surprised to see how many rural meth-heads were into curling. Is curling the best sport for tweakers?
53 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:36
>>26
The sport that unites Canada and Scotland.
54 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:46
>>52
Newfies love it
55 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 10:53
>>52
boomer sport, it's like what snooker is to the uk i guess
56 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 11:10
>>47
As long as you understand why separation is inevitable.
57 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 11:27
When will Canada and Quebec finally split?
58 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 11:44
>>57
They've done a good job of bringing in immigrants to weaken Quebec nationalism but western separation is gaining speed
59 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 12:01
>>31
this desu
60 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 12:18
>>58
Based. Canada v Quebec at the Winter Olympics would be a kino rivalry.
61 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 12:35
>>60
Canada vs Quebec vs Alberta
62 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 12:50
>>60
Quebec literally does not play any sports, they are the worst hockey producing provience in the country. They have a couple guys in the CFL and NFL but that's it
63 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 13:01
>>26
https://i.imgur.com/o18tASd.jpg
Watching some women's curling as we speak
64 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 13:08
>>58
Western separatism is not going anywhere. Like not even 50% of Albertans were born there. Immigrants won't dump the country that let them in and interprovincial migrants won't leave the federation when Canadian citizenship is the only reason they could move there in the first place. Their demographics are even worse than Quebec's in that sense (and Quebec is basically fucking dead at this point).
65 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 13:18
>>25
They would all play meme winter sports like Norway.
66 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 13:23
>>62
Quebec is based in winter olympics
67 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 13:33
>>62
they have a bunch of hockey players, and they do other winter sports like skiing and speed skating, and theyve had a few notable tennis players (genie, FAA)
68 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 13:43
>>67
GSP is arguable the GOAT of MMA too
69 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 14:14
>>38
Holy fuck, then who is American you fat fatso fatty
70 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 14:24
>>25
Bandy
71 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 14:18
>>25
We invented all of USA's big 4 sports
72 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 14:36
>>62
MMA, GSP is the goat and a lot of Canada's fighters come from there. I remember on the ultimate fighter Canada vs Australia, most of team Canada was french Canadian
73 Name: Anonymous 2021-02-27 14:42
>>71
American Football > Rugby (England)
Basketball > Korfball (Netherlands)
Ice Honkey > Field hockey (England)
Baseball > Rounders (England)

You didn't invent anything!

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