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Extraterrestrial abduction.

139 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 16:22
I never said they were evenly matched, both species had unique strengths and weaknesses. Their species came out on top precisely because they gradually learned to coordinate their behavior as a group more effectively and eventually developed the capacity to make tools which would quickly give them the upper hand. This conflict fueled their intelligence and social behavior, and other factors like their bipedalism developed because it was energy efficient (which was important given their resources were often scarce in their competition), and while their plants were relatively small as I said earlier, they were large enough to obscure their vision when on four legs, so their bipedalism helped them peer above the plants and see said enemies in advance who were on all fours. Their speed was greater though on four legs, which is why they ended up developing legs like a kangaroos as hoping around quickly helped make up for the disparity in speed.
140 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 16:39
they don't have time worry about pathogens
any intelligent enough species has to worry about pathogens, because life finds a way, you can't squeeze jelly nor can you control a river outside where you want the flow to go. viruses and bacterium are like that scientifically, even at minute levels.
thin but imperceptible suit
now this is where the shit starts getting deep, you said that they just controlled the environment where you were at now you had this suit. Anon the reason you have no IRL friends is because you lie so hard and invent shit. Just stop, apologize and go the fuck away.
141 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 16:56
closely related
I never said they were evenly matched
jesus dude stop fucking lying!
142 Name: NASA 2020-09-08 17:13
Why are you a liar?
143 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 17:30
I used to be like you op, inventing reality because my reality sucked. I started to smoke pot and got out of my house and hung out with people wiser than myself and learned from them. I then made actual friends and my life was less shitty, and as a result the incessant need to fill the void slowly turned into an annoying itch which then faded into obscurity. we aren't anything special here on /b/ but the one thing we hate are lying pieces of shit, that and trannies and niggers, but they lie too. why do you gotta act like them? are you a tranny? are you some stupid nigger? if not get off your fat ass, smoke some pot, get out of your house, and get the fuck out of your own head.
144 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 17:47
Again, they have full control over their environment. They closely monitor activities and regulate them through nanotech at every level and ecosystem.

Also, both the thin suit and their control over their environment were necessary for my survival. I forgot to mention it because, as said, it was thin and imperceptible so I forgot I even had it in after I had arrived. It was boring to me anyways in comparison to the control over their environment.

Humans and chimpanzees are closely related yet have numerous differences.

Try harder.
145 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 18:03
OP my story about fucking some alien roastie was more believable than this. But nobody is going to take you seriously even if you're not larping
146 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 18:20
Lol, whatever you say. I have friends, I just haven't told them about this. I figured I'd tell /lounge/ since it's anonymous. I don't really care if you believe me or not, but I'll share everything I know and experienced regardless.

It's funny that I had someone else here tell me to stop smoking pot and you're now telling me to smoke pot.

For the record I use to smoke a lot of it, but don't anymore. It's irrelevant to these events anyways.
147 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 18:37
i hope they stuck big dildoes into your ass.. as well theirs big fingers. and bow you are pegnant lol.
148 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 18:54
How many penises they got
149 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 19:11
Not a larper, just sharing my experience with those interested.

If any of you get randomly selected like I did for a visit, you'll get to see all the same shit I did.>>145
150 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 19:28
1, and they're small as I said.
151 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 19:45
Uh huh, and /lounge/ is the best place you can think of to bring your amazing story to the world?
152 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 20:02
Oops I forgot.
Come on, what was actually interesting about their environment.
What does their written language look like.
Geography of home world
Technology, vehicles etc
How does their Internet work?
Pics, motherfucker, even if you have to draw them
153 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 20:19
That's too much effort, vomiting out an incoherent Q&A is about as far as OP can go, intellectually speaking.
154 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 20:36
Because I know that it sounds ridiculous. I came here well aware I'd be accused of being a larper, but at least I'm anonymous. Those that will listen will listen, and then there are those like you desperately trying to get me to say it's all fake when it's not. I don't know why you care so much if think I'm lying.
155 Name: RedCream 2020-09-08 20:53
Did you write down a single useful equation or scientific result that can be used to boost human progress?
156 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 21:10
How did they communicate?
157 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 21:27
interested in education above all else
didn't even tell you their name
and what did you learn that is useful from your cosmic teachers?
158 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 21:44
imagine being the target of experiments in aggression and writing it off because they arent themselves aggressive lol imagine that
159 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 22:01
you know they monitor and digest everything in real time right
160 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 22:18
why would the plants have to grow taller to reach the more bigger sunlight dumbass
161 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 22:53
Ask them why they took semen from me when i was younger and when will they let me meet my hybrid children.
Also can they please repair my immune system? Ever since the extraction ive developed extreme psoriasis. I want my health back.
162 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-08 23:43
That was your uncle in an alien mask.
163 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 00:17
No you weren't. Sol and some of its neighboring stars are part of what we could call a wildlife refuge for lack of a better term. No communication or travel is allowed to pass through this area of space. None of you have ever seen or met an alien.
164 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 01:24
But no, it was a female form. I awoke in a daze but my eyes couldn't focus. A soft female voice said "just relax" and lightly pushed my chest back down as i was trying to sit up.

Maybe my babysitter raped me, i dunno. I would rather it be aliens tbh with you.
165 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 01:58
You have a weird uncle bro
166 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 02:32

A month ago I had a dream in which a division symbol appeared to me, with the words “quantum field unification theory” constantly repeating. What I’ve written here is what I could gather from the thoughts, ideas, words and images that appeared to me in the dream. It was far from coherent, and I don’t claim that this is a complete theory; far from it. but it may be a piece. Do with it what you will.

Gravitation wells:

Matter bends space time, creating gravitational wells, no matter how minute. Travel through space time can be accelerated by utilizing these gravitational wells, as exampled in the “slingshotting” of satellites out of the solar system by calculated flight plans, gaining speed by passing through each planet’s gravitational well.

The microcosmic works the same as the macro cosmic. Neutrinos are seen to pass “through” solid matter, yet there is no truly solid matter. Atomic and subatomic (quantum) particles are divided by and posses these same gravitational wells which can be utilized in the same manner. The speed at which a particle can be accelerated at a quantum level would be seemingly instantaneous.

A body in motion stays in motion.

The initial force to send a large body through space time near instantaneously would have to be a gravitational well of considerable density. How to created a gravitational well suited to one’s needs and destination is beyond me.
167 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 03:05
gaining speed by passing through each planet’s gravitational well.
That is NOT how a slingshot maneuver works.
None of this makes any sense. At all.
168 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 03:39
Damn you Aliens, quit trying to convince me it wasnt you who harvested my swimmers!
I want retribution!
169 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 04:12
Retribution? You want to wank off an alien?
170 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 04:46
Tee hee
171 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 05:19
Ah ha! I knew it wasnt my uncle.
I tricked you, Aliens.
172 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 05:53
quantum mechanics
the universe is deterministic

Actual LOL. Thank you LARPing anon.
173 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 06:26
They can travel through space but they still gotta us telegraph poles
174 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 07:00
entropy can be reversed
That's infinite energy right there. You DID get the technique for that, right?
175 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 07:34
You never put your dick in girls mouth after making her cum? Fucking cold and so fucking great
176 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 08:08
Gravitational wells exist, and you can slingshot using them.
The act of slingshoting forces time dilation depending on the speed in relation to the speed of light.
When you approach the atomic and subatomic level the "micro" gravitational well you speak of doesn't really exist unless were talking singularity but thats a unifying theory that is a mess of its own.
I don't know if you're questioning the idea of what "solid" means or if neutrinos pass through matter because they definitely do.

All in all I'm sorry to tell you but you've just proposed the slingshot concept.
177 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 08:41
I'm glad you're LARPing. If you were legit and they actually sent some as dumb as you back, I'd have lost all hope for the human race.
178 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 09:16
Gravitational wells exist, and you can slingshot using them.
No, you can slingshot using a gravitational well of something which is moving like an orbiting planet. You don't magically gain speed by falling in and out of a gravity well.
The only way that could work is by exploiting frame dragging and even then you need a rotating black hole and to dump some mass as you go past.
179 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 09:50
My mistake, you are correct. I forgot to mention that.
180 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2020-09-09 10:23
181 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 10:57
Except hunting was a really late developement in human history.
182 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 11:30
Human ancestors (e.g. H. erectus) have been hunting for ~2 million years. It's basically what caused us to diverge from our primate cousins like chimps, which didn't.
183 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 12:04
Everything moves you fucktard
184 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 12:21
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185 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 12:55
186 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 13:11
Doesn't mean you can use everything for a slingshot. For example, from within the solar system, you can't use the Sun as a slingshot, unless you do a powered slingshot, which is nothing to do with the gravity and more to do with the ship speed.
187 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 13:45
Yes, but until we started hunting, we were just genetically different chimps (Australopithecus vs Pan). We didn't gain major intelligence and social effects until we started hunting for meat. If Homo hasn't started hunting, we'd still be chimp-like fruit-eaters.
188 Name: Anonymous 2020-09-09 14:04
this is why we dont have contact with them there scared we just want to fuck them

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