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Anyone met Chris Chan?

1 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-21 22:09
Has anyone met or had an irl experience with Chris Chan?

https://i.imgur.com/vXKR6Py.jpg
2 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-07-21 22:26
Chris Chan is an actor, nothing he does is actually "real". It's like how Sacha Baron Cohen plays characters but "Borat" isn't real.
3 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-21 22:41
>>2
Any proof?
4 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-07-21 23:00
>>3
There are plenty of videos of Chris outside of the character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE

That's one where he flat out confirms he's a troll.
5 Name: tokiko 2020-07-21 23:18
>>2
Christina

>>1
yes. I've met her at comic-con years ago. she's very interesting.

the background story is entirely true. a real (vintage) sonichu is likely worth a great deal of money now.
6 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-21 23:37
>>4
Wasn’t that video scripted or something?
7 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 00:27
>>4
That isnt Chris Chan
8 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 01:34
>>2
t. literal retard
9 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-07-22 01:36
>>7
Yeah, it's the man who pretends to be him. At the end of the video he mocks people like you.
10 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 02:09
We need another Liquid Chris for Christine
11 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 02:42
>>10
Can anyone accurately capture the newer Christine? This needs to happen.
12 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 03:16
>>11
TBH, nothing’s really happening right now
13 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 03:49
>>1
Apart from being friends on Pokemon GO nope.
14 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 04:23
>>9
wow youre a fucking gormless cunt
15 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-07-22 04:57
>>14
I've more gorm than you fool.
16 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 05:14
>>7
May the real Chris Chan please stand up
17 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 05:31
>>12
No but really, when will the next big trolling sega happen
18 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 05:48
>>2
He's been playing the same character since he was a child, then!
19 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-07-22 06:05
>>18
No, after therapy he decided to bring attention to his autism to bring awareness by playing a character too insane to be real but highlighting how bad autism could be.
20 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 06:23
>>19
Seriously, the community really needs some hard truth of this shit
21 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 06:39
>>16
He can but slowly and not for long.
22 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2020-07-22 06:56
The fact that anyone could be tricked into thinking someone could be this bad is proof that autism truly does speak.
23 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 07:13
>>17
Next big saga is the homeless saga
24 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 07:30
>>23
If he continues to make videos on the street, it might end up like alantutorial
25 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 07:47
>>5
her
26 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 08:04
>>3
you can see him break character for a split second in the julay video i think
27 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 08:21
>>5
She? Her?
FUCK YOUR PRONOUNS! STICK A STICK OF DYNAMITE UP YOUR ASS AND LIGHT THE FUSE, FAGGOT!
(I'm not mad, you're just a disgusting abomination.)
28 Name: Skankhunt42 !j6i/CCD4ys 2020-07-22 08:38
>>2
this

He’s the Dax Flame of austists.
29 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 08:55
>>27
Are you sure it's the left that gets overly sensitive and butthurt by words?
30 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 09:12
>>6
Yes, he was very obviously coached during that vid. The idea that Chris was trolling us was immediately debunked.
31 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 09:30
>>30
Honestly, he looks completely normal with the couching. Probably something therapy would do...
32 Name: SpaceMonkeyMafia !949MjRKINI 2020-07-22 09:47
>>4
You're an idiot that's fake. Trolls threatened to report him and get his welfare taken away over that video and he had to confess it was fake.
33 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 10:04
>>31
100% therapy would benefit him. His parents failed him in that regard. The only sort of counseling he's received is from a religious nut at his church.
34 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2020-07-22 10:21
>>32
The bait you fell for is the fact that it wasn't fake, Chris had to "admit" it was because he tricks the government for free money too. That video is too perfect to be fake, he "admitted" it was fake in a lie because he wanted to keep getting free NEETBUX even though he doesn't deserve them.

The fact that the government was going to cancel his checks until he "admitted" he was faking it is all you should need to see to understand he's obviously conning everyone.
35 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 10:38
>>1
This guy thinks that Chrischan, or anyone else here for that matter, goes out and interacts with people
36 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 10:55
>>4
Yeah and Hellen Keller's speech speech was in all her own words.
37 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 11:13
>>30
trolls threatened to get his tugboat taken away since he admits to working like 40 hours a week in the video
38 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 11:30
>>37
This. He had to pull back and pretend he doesn't work a full job again because he wants his check from the government AND his full 40 hour checks. He gets the best of both worlds.
39 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 11:46
>>34
“Too perfect”, he just speaks in a slightly lower voice and reads from a script
40 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 12:04
>>38
He hasn't worked a job in over a decade, idiot. None of what you're saying is provable.
41 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 12:20
>>38
after seeing chris fuck so many things and put a sonichu medallion up his ass i have to believe its real its too funny
42 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 12:37
>>34
Explain the Snyder lawsuit then.

I have no doubt Chris doesn't pursue monetary opportunities (like game streaming, yt vid kinda stuff) though because he doesn't want to lose his tugboat.
43 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 12:55
https://i.imgur.com/w5Yqxm4.jpg

stopped by his house two weeks ago on the way to VA beach.

i was way more excited about it than i shoulda been. but i got to see sonichu1 in real life lol. was a good day.
44 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 13:12
>>37
He "admits" that because he was coerced. The real trolling is you falling for that and thinking it undoes 1,000 other vids of him being an insane unstable retard.
45 Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2020-07-22 13:29
LMFAO people think this guy is for real. You know his "internet career" literally started with submission tapes to "Jackass", right? He plays the long con and is essentially doing "Jackass" character skits over and over with a "plot".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjRRL4i6QZA
46 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 13:30
>>41
That could just be the magic of Chris, the only true person of his status online
47 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 13:47
>>38
and i dont think chris would sell his dead father's possessions if he was actually working 40 hours a week
Telling us he has a job because he said so has as much validity as the dimensional merge
48 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 14:04
>>45
Based on that phone (which I used to own), this vid is from at least 2007. Nice attempt, retard.
49 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 14:21
>>45
He's so autistic and I think you are too if you can't see it.
50 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 14:38
people thinking Chrischan is capable of working 40 hours a week
people thinking Chrischan is capable of keeping up a charade like this for 30 years starting from elementary school
people thinking Chrischan is capable of not slipping

>>4
bahahahahahahahahahaha back then chris would have LOVED for everyone to think he was faking his autism and actually a normal dude. this is hilarious
51 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 14:55
>>45
look at me im on the internet saying the opposite of reality cuz thats what the cool kids do these days
52 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 15:12
>>48
I honestly wouldn’t put it past Chris to have a phone from 2007 during 2010
53 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 15:29
>>44
???
i never said i believed him i was just saying thats what he said
I know chris is a retard it was on the fucking news
54 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 15:46
>>45
you think his internet career started there?

welcome to the internet, I see youre new here lol
55 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 16:03
>>53
I thought the idea of chris being a character was a good discussion i know the dude is a autismo
https://youtu.be/UFQrhp84jDo
56 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2020-07-22 16:21
https://i.imgur.com/JnZFmWr.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/tq4Q46r.png

>>49
I bet you think Borat must really be racist and bad at English too. Oh wait, that's just a character someone plays, like CWC.
57 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 16:38
>>56
https://i.imgur.com/tq4Q46r.png
oh god this is giving me flashbacks to chris' un-clit
58 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 16:56
>>56
comparing a movie to a guy who cut his gooch thinking it would be a clit
59 Name: Spackler !LiB/VBX54g 2020-07-22 17:13
>>27
Shut up snowflake
60 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 17:30
>>58
He was pretending obviously, your failure is trusting anything anyone says. 99% of the things the character CWC says are false to trick gullible people like you.
61 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 17:47
I feel really bad for him, but I can't help laughing at him and his antics.
62 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 18:04
>>1
No but I have a friend who has a friend who claims to know him. I can’t exactly confirm this as I’ve bever met this person irl but apparently he lived down the street from him before moving.
Pretty sure he’s spitting bullshit but idk.
63 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 18:21
>>61
His whole life is one autistic car accident
64 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 18:38
>>60
found the flat-earther
65 Name: The Road Warrior !G6BAMv1Qf2 2020-07-22 18:48
I'm addicted to the fan-created wiki. It's a rabbit hole I can get lost in for an entire day, just by clicking on a random article and following all the links to related articles.
66 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 18:52
>>60
https://i.imgur.com/mPMCGcY.jpg
oh well i guess Chris tricked me
time to continue laughing at him as if that changes anything
67 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:01
>>65
ditto lol. has happened numorous times.
68 Name: President Donald Trump !16.0EnXHZs 2020-07-22 19:05
>>28
Dax Flame is the Dax Flame of autists, retard. Dax Flame is so fucking autistic.
69 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:11
>>67
i love the geno samuel doc and how chris us retconning his life after watching it
70 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:16
>>69
Chris Chan needs to upload a reaction series of it or something
71 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:23
>>70
he comments on them 'correcting' what happens
there are some comments from 'sonichu' too
72 Name: Jimmy Savile !pjwjmEQ1RM 2020-07-22 19:26
>>1
What happened to him? Did somebody sexually abuse him as a kid or what?
73 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:33
>>56
Yeah man 20+ years and he didn't cash in on it and nobody has whistleblown it. Fuck you're dumb.
74 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:35
>>1
The meltdown he had over being included on The Portal of Evil was epic.
75 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:39
>>72
Probably. That might be why he hates penises so much.
76 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:42
77 Name: Deadman !Qmpcm8VRJo 2020-07-22 19:49
>>72
His dad forced him to see his very large penis as a child, Chris quoted this on twitter as being one of the reasons why he hates men and went trans.
78 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 19:55
>>74
what was his role in the portal of evil?
79 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:01
>>78
His web 1.0 website was listed on Portal.
80 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:03
81 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:07
>>80
He’s desperately trying to replicate Sonic’s side smile... he really thinks he’s “cool” right now
82 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:10
>>81
That’s what really gets me of Chris, he is trying to be all these things, but is disposition kills him every time
83 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:14
I want to look just like her, I will grow my hair long and become more fem. Looks really cool!
84 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:17
85 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:21
>>84
this has me cackling to myself god damnit thanks for the laughs
86 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:28
>>84
Is much rather see that movie. When do you think a proper movie will be made about Chris and his antics? Will it happen some day?
87 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:33
I went to Manchester with him. He was in my graphic design class. I remember he was confused as to what graphic design was. He thought graphic design was video game graphics related. When we had to design a CD cover he tried doing some Sonic the Hedgehog and Pokemon thing and the teacher said no copyrighted characters and suggested he could create something new by changing or combining them. The teacher is to credit for Sonichu, but he'll never admit it at this point.
88 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:40
>>4
Lol. Yeah and all those arrest records on public websites are fake too. Fucking more retarded than Chrischan.
89 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:46
Newfags are so retarded.
everything is fake as fuck!!
except politics and pop culture
90 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:53
>>86
He will probably be made into a 'spooky' Netflix series so normies can oggle him.
91 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 20:57
>>80
isn't this the wall flower?
92 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:00
>>91
No it's Kim Wilson I think. The wall flower was much later than this picture.
93 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:04
>>80
Who’s the other guy in the background?
94 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:10
95 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:17
>>1
https://www.webmshare.com/play/3jqZq
He taught me how to make love
96 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:23
>>95
The helicopter gets me every time.
97 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:32
>>1
Was hr dropped on his/her head as a child or was it born this stupid?
98 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 21:50
What's do you think is meanest/most degrading shit Chris Chan has ever done to his bitch/sissy for his own sexual pleasure?
99 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-22 22:30
>>2
Why are you saying this?
100 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 00:05
What is he going to do when his mom dies?
101 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 00:12
>>100
Nothing is going to change and he will most likely grow old dealing with the same problems he always has, living in increasingly squalor conditions until he also dies.

More than likely after his death, he will have the pleasure of experiencing it all over again the next time the universe does it's thing.
102 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 00:15
>>100
Dimensional Merge is gonna happen before then
103 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 00:18
>>101
Who is going to pay for the house he lives in? He is going to go homeless?
104 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 00:24
Reality will crash on him harder than a liberal on Trump's inauguration ceremony
105 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 01:18
>>103
Most likely, but he will continue that same uninterrupted path as he always has, just with a spottier internet connection.

More than likely he will receive even more free assistance from the government or random people online
106 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 02:46
>>100
Waste all his money on Lego and declare bankruptcy.
107 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 04:29
Nothing will happen because Barb will never die, she will just become a Sonichu in CWCvill
108 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 05:56
What made him this way?

What's the attraction?
109 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 06:32
>>1
who is that?
110 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 06:53
>>109
Newfag
Randy Stair

An increasingly unstable tranny who might shoot up her place of work with a shotgun
111 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 07:11
Chris chan is a faggot, end of.
112 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 07:26
>>111
Rude!
113 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 07:38
Literally find no porn interesting anymore and just sexually frustrated after viewing this thread!
114 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 07:50
*deeply inhales Chris Chans unwashed balls*
115 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 08:05
What do you think about the theory according to which people who are born with disabilities are paying for mistakes they commited in a previous life?
116 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 08:22
>>115
There aren't enough disabled people for that to be true.
117 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 08:39
>>115
i think its a cope. bad shit happens to innocent people all the time for no reason. that is hard for people to accept.
118 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 08:56
>>116
this, thats like believing in karma, usually the bad people have the best luck.
119 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 09:13
>>115
WOW.,...... Chris Chan must have done some real shit, like Hitler level.
120 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 09:30
>>115
the theory
more of an idea than a theory really.
121 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 09:47
>>115
Just got a bad roll on the cosmic dice. Nothing more than that.
122 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 10:04
>>120
theory is the most poorly understood word ever
123 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 10:21
why would there be a previous life? who came up with this idea?
124 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 10:38
>>117
this. my daughter is nonverbal autistic, do i wish there was some sort of cosmic explanation for the cruel life she lives, sure. but its just bad luck
125 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 10:54
>>123
It's just a way to give life meaning. It's no different than any other religious belief. They are all about giving life meaning and purpose.
126 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 11:11
>>125
have you read bardo thodol? they're serious about this shit. they really think it happens what they say it happens.
127 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 11:28
>>126
not really interested in philosophical twaddle anon, i have shit to do.
128 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 11:45
>>126
All popular religions are serious about their shit.
129 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 12:02
>>115
It's not a theory, it's a belief that people invent to make themselves feel better about the sheer randomness and cruelty of the world - it's just one aspect of the "Just World" fallacy. It's also completely untestable and unfalsifiable, and it's easy to come up with alternative explanations that are at least as plausible and that are just as bullshit. For example, maybe disabled people had a very happy previous life, so they get a shit life this time around so that it evens out. Equally plausible, equally bullshit.
130 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 12:20
>>115
Every time you're reincarnated you come back as a lesser life form.

Looks like this is your last trip, OP
131 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 12:37
>>115
Interesting idea but nah
132 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 12:54
>>128
nobody really believes jesus came back from the dead
133 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 13:11
What is the most mysterious object or location on Earth?
134 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 13:28
>>133
Chris Chan's Bedroom, it's full of jew loot!
135 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 13:45
>>134
This faggot can't even catch a ball.
136 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 13:52
head go boom plz
137 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:01
Does Chris Chan believe in God ?
138 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:05
>>137
It seems unlikely, but I can't say whether one exists or not.
139 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:12
>>138
Good chance that there is, but I know for sure it's not one from any religions we have
140 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:19
>>139
No, that's just a ploy to keep people submissive for thousands of years. There is nothing
141 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:24
There might be a universal consciousness. No god though. People lie, and it gets them stuff.
142 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:31
people seem to get more into religion as they get older, probably because they are thinking about how they are closer to death or because they fear for their children... idk
143 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:35
>>138 I believe that there is most certainly a god but no organized religion. >>139 I've seen seen his presence while taking a trip.
144 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:40
The same way a cat's brain does not physiologically hold the capacity to understand what a TV is and why people watch it, and god revealed to us would be beyond our understanding (unless we start hardcore augmenting out brain with extra machinery) and despite having come so far, any person worth their weight in salt not yet humbled by their lack of understanding of the world are going to drown in an incomprehensible future.
In saying that, any reveal would draw such a being into the realm of science anyway.

I hope the close of such thoughts wilo be satisfied, diety-free reign over the un8verse, because gods only ever seem to be depicted as massive dick heads.
145 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:47
No one can definitely tell. I wish there is one though. But if there is one, is he really just a psychopath? Letting cruel shit to happen without consequences?
146 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 14:58
I don't think there's a real god.

But it's a useful enough concept to help control stupid people.
147 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 15:01
>>137
Only weak willed people believe in a higher power, so yes I believe that Chris Chan is a Jew!
148 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-24 15:06
>>114
I fucking knew you were gay

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