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There's an easy test to see if you're an NPC.

1 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 02:21
Go to YouTube and find your recommended videos
If most of the thumbnails have faces in them (cartoon or otherwise), you're an NPC
2 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 03:08
>>1
Elaborate
3 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2020-07-14 03:58
Huh?
4 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 05:05
Nigga what?
5 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 05:56
>>2
>>3
>>4
What the fuck more is there to say? How the actual fuck can you not understand that? I'm tired of you fucking moron. All of you are literally retarded as fuck
6 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 06:29
gamers are not npc

you heard it here first
7 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 06:46
>>5
if you see faces in suggested youtube videos, you're an npc!
interesting. How does this work?
want information? IDIOTS!!11
8 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 07:03
ur an NPC if x
Person who above applies to
No ur an NPC
Person reading this
Is an NPC
Person writing this
Is NPC
Player characters
NPC's
This shit is genuinely a no u argument that you have with a 3 year old
9 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 07:20
>>7
isnt this how every thread works ? ahah
10 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 07:37
>>7
Because it's so fucking intuitive it shouldn't even need to be goddamn fucking explains you piece of shit idiot moron faggot asshole bitch I am so fucking tired of you people oh my fucking god
11 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 07:54
>>5
What the fuck more is there to say?
Maybe your reasoning behind your claim? You know, like how actual discourse works.
12 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 08:11
>>1
I got an easier test to tell if youre a stupid fucknut.
Do you call people NPCs?
13 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 08:28
>>5
Know how I can tell youre an npc?
They want to know what you feel the thumbnails being faces reflects about them. And youre flipping the fuck as though a user input the wrong dialogue option and now you gotta advance the plot with a fight because it would take too much time to actually write an intelligent discourse for you and the release deadlines coming.
I kinda feel all dialogue branches would have led here with you.
14 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 08:45
if we are the protagonist in our lives isnt it safe to say that we are the non playable characters in other peoples lives
15 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 09:02
>>10
Dude you have to get most People don't understand how this work because you need at least an IQ below 90 to do so, its stupid reasoning that's all!
Just try to think like one with an IQ above 90 and you will understand!
16 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 09:19
>>1
ok, buddy, back to /tinychan/ with you.
17 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 09:36
I can't believe I have to explain this shit but then again it shouldn't be that surprising. Basically you're an NPC if your YouTube recommended thumbnails are full of faces because it means that you seek anything and everything from people rather it be opinions, entertainment, anything.
18 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 09:52
>>1
What?
19 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 10:09
I get it. Makes sense.
20 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 10:26
>>14
No. You're assuming other people have lives.
21 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 10:43
>>1
or simpley rely on neo-nazi's with mental illness to tell you what you are.
22 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 11:00
>>17
you seek anything and everything from people
You mean... like a human being? What else is there, Anon? What should the ideal YouTube page look like?
23 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 11:17
>>17
Nigga you're fucking retarded.
24 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 11:34
>>17
You Tube recommends alot of shit and has still no Clue of anything!

Lets say you Clicked that stupid Video last night bäm You Tube gets a full Boner of it!
25 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 11:51
>>1
are we trying to force back the dead NPC meme? How very 2017 of you!
26 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 12:08
>>22
>>23
Listen it's not my fault that your YouTube homepage is full of faces because you're goddamn NPCs who are too thick-headed to realize that there's more to life than being a goddamn sheep holy fucking shit
27 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 12:25
>>5
You're a strange little boy, OP. Have you been tested for aspergers?
28 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 12:42
>>26
You didn't answer the question>>22
29 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 12:58
>>26
Pathetic attempt at trolling.
30 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 13:15
There are some holes in your theory OP. For instance if your primary interest is videos of computer voices reading AskReddit posts you probably don't have a lot of original thoughts but it still passes your retarded Bechdel test
31 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 13:32
>>17
Where do you get this stuff of not from people?
32 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 13:49
>>17
you seek anything and everything from people

Lmao do you get your information from elephants? You're hella dumb
33 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 13:59
>>17
So when I click a picture of the earth because i wanna learn about earth is rhe narrator of the video not a person from whom im seeking knowledge?
Is every video on youtube an npc thing to watch? Because they were all made by people trying to communicate their ideas to me and by clicking them im seeking their ideas.
Did you actually think this through?

Heres something for you to understand. If you have to measure peoples worth by what thumbnails they click, its because you hate yourself so goddamn much that thats how low you have to go to feel good.
Youre actually sitting there like... whats good about mw? Well.. i dont click faces on youtube so I am superior.
34 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 14:07
>>1
Show us your youtube recommended so we can all laugh at the gay shit you watch
35 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 14:24
>>33
Spot on
36 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 14:42
>>20
since im not OP and since other people dont have lives..
that means OP is a NPC
37 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 14:53
i still watch pyrocynical, although no longer think hes really funny, i still get a laugh once in a while
38 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-14 15:12
>>1
This is retarded OP. Just ask them philosophical questions that require personal thought or self introspection to answer.

Something like "Assuming God exists, and is all powerful, why is there evil in the world?" followed up with "Assuming God exists, is all powerful, and allows evil to exists, is God good or evil?" is an easy way to identify an NPC.

If they fire back with "God isn't real LOL" They are an NPC because they can't even follow the parameters of the question and put their personal beliefs aside to answer. If they fire back with "Muh Satan" they are also an NPC because they can't see the contraindication between God being all powerful but allowing Satan to commit evil.

These questions will work regardless of personal beliefs because it asks you to momentarily suspend your own beliefs. NPC's cannot do this because they are incapable of seeing beyond their programming. They are incapable of looking at things from a perspective that contradicts their own.
39 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-15 17:35
whats the difference? honest question
40 Name: Anonymous 2020-07-15 17:49
Well I'm a small, rather weak woman and let me tell you that I absolutely do fear men who will invade what little female-only spaces exist on- and offline and, in their rough Adam voice, demand that I let them in, and suck their "girly" penis, because otherwise I'm a bigot, and not a "real" lesbian. That's what scares me, OP. Getting raped by a mentally ill degenerate who thinks having a preference for biological women makes me a Nazi.

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