Urban Jungle Jokes

1 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 14:06
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry apes?

Gang Warfare.
2 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 14:13
Why were the monkeys thrown out the swimming pool?

Because niggers can't swim.
3 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 14:16
What do you a gorilla wearing headphones?

Anything you like, because Dr. Dre! Can't hear you!
4 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 14:18
What has four legs, a trunk and sunglasses?

An nigger on a stolen elephant.
5 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 14:20
Why was the giraffe late?

Because he got caught in a BLM riots!
6 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 14:49
What did the buffalo say to his calf when he left?

This nigger won't be back, bi-son.
7 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-16 17:02
What's red and black and runs in wild packs?

A shot nigger in a Wendy's riot.
8 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-26 11:26
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A shoplifting loud mouth half-breed.
9 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-26 12:03
What kind of key opens a banana?

A Nigger!
10 Name: Anonymous 2020-06-26 16:34
How do bees get to school?

When the cop car is buzzing.

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