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What do you niggers want for Christmas?

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 00:09
Me? maybe just a tiny bit of happiness. please. if it's not too much trouble.

And all the blacks in the west to go back to African.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 00:53
A new desk chair and some coochie
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 02:00
>>1
granted.

Clear your afternoon on May 18th this next year. You'll want to take that Saturday off work as well.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 03:07
>>2
You can choose one of those things.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 03:57
>>3
thnaks
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 04:31
>>5
You're welcome.
7 Name: boss nigger 2018-12-22 05:21
1 free rape without consequences
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 05:55
nothing, i dont deserve gifts! unless i can trade my life to someone with a terminal illness that is going to something more exciting than shitposting on /lounge/
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 06:28
>>7
You missed that opportunity 2 years ago, when you were at your friend's place.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 07:02
>>8
Stop being so god damned self-deprecating.
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 07:35
>>9
That time he didn't have any way to know there won't be consequences tho.
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 08:11
>>11
Black Santa knows.
13 Name: boss nigger 2018-12-22 08:45
>>9
Fuck I knew I should have done it
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 09:19
A fucking job
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 09:52
>>14
wtf would you want to do shit for someone else that doesn't want to do that shit...
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 10:26
>>1
uhm.... i would like gainz, alot of them too
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 10:59
>>15
Cause if I don't do that shit then I'll be fucking broke nigger
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 11:33
>>16
You gonna skip leg day? DON'T YOU BE SKIPPING LEG DAY!
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 12:06
>>18
leg day is every day around here

>>17
so you want money not a job faggot
20 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 12:40
a 90's 4wd jeep cherokee that I can finance in any of the used car lots near me PLEASE I MISS MY BABY SO MUCH
21 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 13:14
>>14
you need to learn to drive. That will change EVERYTHING.

>>16
Look on youtube for exercise videos. It will help immensely. Only you have the power to change your body.
22 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 13:47
>>20
I may be Santa, but I'm BLACK Santa. I don't have money! Best I can do is some Swisher Sweets in your stocking.
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 14:21
>>1
For it to be over
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 14:54
>>19
No i want a fucking job nigger. Apparently you can't read
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 17:08
>>22
damn okay thats fine then, grape will work ik youll be dropping a lot of those off
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 18:17
>>21
Look on youtube for exercise videos. It will help immensely. Only you have the power to change your body.
i have a routine, i want moar gainz man
27 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 18:50
>>24
you want to do shit for someone else that doesn't want to do that shit...
so...you want to do shit for someone else that doesn't want to do that shit...
28 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 19:57
>>23
It's over when YOU decide it's over. Don't let life make you its bitch. Take fucking control, and get your life to where you want it to be.
29 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 20:31
>>27
A job?
30 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 21:04
>>1
for 2019 to be a better year for me. seriously that's all i fucking want. not at the expense of others or any stupid shit like that. just an all around better year for me. not asking for perfect, just better.
31 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-22 21:38
Actual manifestation of my wizard powers.
32 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 22:12
>>26
then throw your routine for a loop! Your body knows your routine and predictability will make exercise less effective! Add some new shit into the mix, or try doing your whole routine backwards.
33 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-22 22:46
Some cheese pizza, I finished my pepperoni and meat lovers so I'm all out and desperate to the point a simple cheese pizza will do
34 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 23:19
>>30
You need to identify the negative influences in your life. Are you stuck in bad friendships? Cut out toxic relationships! It's harder than hell, especially the longer you know somebody, but YOU have to take care of yourself. Try to practice healthier behavior. I'm not saying go full-hippie vegan, but eat something nutritious for breakfast, try to quit soda, walk a little more- even if you go to the store and back each day. Save a little money, even if it's 10 bucks out of every paycheck, it adds up!

Little influences will make a huge difference over time.
35 Name: RedCream 2018-12-22 23:53
>>31
Mind-altering/expanding drugs are your gateway to Wizardry.

And every wizard needs a proper pocket knife. Not a wand.
36 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 00:26
>>33
Red Baron is your best choice in stores- best quality for the price (assuming you're American.) Tombstone used to be champ, but their watery crust is terrible, and too cheap to enjoy.
37 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-23 01:00
>>35
But I'm already a wizard. https://i.imgur.com/WZw8Izw.jpg
38 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-23 01:21
>>37
Outdated information that spergs refer to in order to feel better about their inability to talk to others.

True Wizardry requires an Athame.
39 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 01:55
A steam game because I live in a shed and my best friend gave me his old rig so it's like my most prized possesion
40 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 02:45
>>39
This is not a begging thread.

Steam gives people games for free- go get one.
41 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-23 03:35
>>38
But I was a wizard before it became outdated.
42 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 04:25
>>41
Blanta has exhausted his counsel for you. You're set in your ways and that is what prevents growth.
43 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-23 05:16
>>42
Okay, I guess I'll become a witch, then.
44 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 06:06
>>40
I'm not begging, it's what I want for Christmas faggot.
45 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 06:56
>>44
Then get off 4ct and get on Steam you lazy cunt.
46 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 08:03
A switch so I can play the copy of super smash bros I was gifted.
47 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 09:10
>>1
I WANT TENDIES AND CHOCCY MILK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
48 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 10:17
>>47
be a better son to your parents, and you will have all the chocolate milk and tendies you desire.
49 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 13:04
A girlfriend mister santa.
50 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 15:51
to be a better son
51 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 18:38
>>1
my first relationship... hopefully it will last
52 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-23 21:25
>>1 Just some paypal cash for radio hobby related shit off of ebay. Nothing too fancy
53 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 00:12
Real niggers celebrate kwanza
54 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 02:58
>>45
No faggot, I'm fucking off before I go to work in thirty minutes
55 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 06:37
>>54
You will get nothing for christmas. Blanta decrees it.
56 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 08:39
Merry Christmas to you as well
57 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 09:11
I suppose all you hypocritical non believer fucks will be celebrating CHRISTmas with your families tomorrow. Assholes
58 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 09:45
>>57
Imagine co-opting a pagan holiday and then tricking your branlet followers into believing it was yours in the first place
59 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 10:31
You're a pagan for celebrating christmas
60 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 11:26
>>57
It's almost like modern-day Christmas has nothing to do with Christianity or something.
61 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 12:37
Ausfag here, Merry Christmas you filthy fucking degenerates xx. You all make me feel better about my life n I appreciate it, stay gold
62 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-24 13:53
*cough* I *c-cough* never smoke a d-*cough cough cough cough W H E E E E E E Z E* I never *c-c-cough* smoked beforeeeeee**cough cough W H E E E E E E Z E*
63 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 17:12
>>59
I sure hope so, I still need to know what was on those cassette tapes.
64 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 20:29
Merry Christmas ye cunts spend it with someone that cares about you!
65 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-25 00:01
Fuck Xmas in the fuck hole.
66 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-25 14:51
What do you niggers want for Christmas?

For all the niggers to go back to Africa and stay there.
67 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-25 16:15
https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/dec/25/kabul-gun-and-suicide-attack-kills-43-in-one-of-years-deadliest-assaults

Muslim showing that Christmas spirit again, can't til my country is 95% Muslim.
68 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 14:46
>>66
Where you on here on Christmas day? holy shit it was just 12 year olds because most adults celebrating with family could never go online when other adult relatives are in the house while kids are actually encouraged to leave the adults and play. Most couldn't even string together a sentence.

The mods are not making any effort to enforce the over 18 rule, a lot of the kids admit to being under 18 in their posts by mentioning stuff like what grade they are in etc.
69 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 20:58
why do britfags celebrate boxing day?

you suck at boxing
you watch soccer all day, not boxing
jesus didn't box
you're all faggots
70 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 21:03
>>69
This is the worst attempt at bait, that I've seen in a long time.
71 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 21:44
>>69
why do zoomer posts always have a stank of zoom on them, i wish i could line up all 2 billion of you and break every bone in all of your fingers, it would be chemo for the internet
72 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-26 22:51
>>69
Show me your shekels goyim
73 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 17:19
Christmas is slowly on it's way out, and the new year is galloping towards us at full speed. Happy New Year to all /lounge/tarts.
74 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-28 20:32
Lil' Chub Beef Sausage

i ate one of these and now ive been shooting from both ends i know you guys are going to meme but ive looked at some of the worst this site has to offer and not even a tiddly wink of puke had came up yours truly yours southernfag
75 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-29 02:17
>>71
Hi edgelord! Still on Christmas break from middle school? Study hard and maybe one day you'll see what a faggot you're being. Or not. Probably not.

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