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General Christmas Hate Thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 04:21
Can we get a general Christmas hate/bad experience thread going? It’s not even December and I can’t walk down the street without hearing crappy festive music and seeing gimmicky adverts for shit people don’t need. I can’t be the only one who hates this time of year.

And before you ask no I’m not Jewish.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 15:52
>>1
Why not start us off with one of YOUR stories?
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 21:26
>>2
Well for a start I got shot twice with a .22 last Boxing Day, that was fun.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 00:13
I can't stand the fucking commercials. The fuckers used to wait until at least Thanksgiving but I think I saw the first one (Home fucking Depot) right around Halloween. I think the one that pisses me off the most is the fucking Hersey kisses playing bells and that one with the long note at the end has to go "whew". I wonder if all this bullshit isn't because of jews that can't wait to start selling their crap.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 03:00
>>4
I feel you Coca Cola were the first ones doing it here the day after Halloween. Fucking rediculous, boycotting them for Pepsi because at least they aren’t blasting Santa shit down our throats every 10 minutes
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 05:47
Literally the most important thing to ever happen in human and divine history
Oh man I can't believe people are celebrating this
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 08:34
>>1
Everyone knows that Festivus is where it's at anyways
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 11:21
>>6
christmas
important
Top kek faggot
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 14:08
>>6
why would a bearded old faggot dressed in red and bringing presents to the kids be the most important event in human history?
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 16:55
>>9
I'd argue the fact that Saint Nicolas told a bishop to fuck off and killed pagans for fun would be of more historical importance
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 19:42
Is it because you're a jew op?
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 20:07
>>11
Like a bacon sandwich yes
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 21:42
after you realize that existence is meaningless, and nothing we do in life matters, what do you do ?
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:04
>>5
boycotting them for Pepsi
you're still drinking the carbonated jew.
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:21
>>14
Rude!!!
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:25
>>15
fuck off newfaggot
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:31
>>16
Your sarcasm isn’t amusing. Obviously you don’t know how this site works or you wouldn’t have said some faggot shit like that.
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:47
>>17
what is wrong with you?
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:56
>>18
My mother made me hit my other siblings at a young age and because of that I have always had an adiction to seeing things weeker than me be in unspeakable pain

i mean shut the fuck up faggot
20 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:08
I'm here now, anons, be happy.
21 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:12
>>20
who the fuck are you?
22 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:14
>>21
who?
You wanna make me mad, or what?
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:19
What, me worry?
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:21
Are you MAD kid?
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:34
>>20
You sound mad kid what up tonight.
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 01:41
>>25
Mad as hell kido.
27 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 03:49
merry Christmas fags
28 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 06:36
>>27
hail satan
29 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 09:23
>>11
>>22
Tripsgiving cunt
30 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 12:10
Checked. It's Xmas today.

Merry Xmas, OP!
31 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:32
>>12
Just one so far
32 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 10:21
Fuck Xmas, fuck it too hell.
33 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 21:12
Anon, I will need you to come in on Thanksgiving and do the closing shift. Then Black Friday to do the opening shift.

Your time off request for Christmas was denied. We all have to work as a team here.

Also you are required to have open availability all of December.
34 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 07:31
Fat guy + Xmas = free milk and cookies.

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