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Ask a Femanon thread.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 04:32
What can I ask?

ie: What's the best thing about being a female?

ie: What’s your favorite Star Wars movie?

Please don't ask for tits or bush!
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 06:05
When a woman think shes not in love anymore, does she regret the break up or its permanent?
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 07:45
If you feel it it’s over really
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 07:58
Is friendzone a real thing
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 08:19
Wasn't my decision, but her.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 08:36
What's the best thing about being a female?
I have no other reedemimg qualities. If I was a guy I would have killed myself already.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 08:53
what do you think if a guy youre dating asks you to strapon him? do you think it would undermine anything serious or long term? of course it depends on ones mind openness but as a rule of thumb?
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 09:10
if a guy likes a girl but she doesn't like him back it's more of a pity thing to put him in the friendzone. If your sole goal was to fuck a girl then you should just never talk to her again if she rejects you:/
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 09:26
Out of all my girlfriends I've been the only that's into pegging so there's that
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 09:43
Best way to show a woman that you're interested in that you want marriage and not a fleeting sexual thing?
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 17:35
Will I be able to score some decent weed this week?
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 17:52
What’s your favorite Star Wars movie?

Is it Rogue One?
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 18:09
A male feminist is nothing out of the ordinary on /lounge/, why do you think an ama is worthwhile or wanted?
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 18:26
Save your money for better drugs
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 18:27
Picks Rogue One
Not Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
Faggot/slut confirmed
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 18:44
What's your favorite sandwich?
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 19:01
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 19:18
How much bigger than you is your wife's boyfriend?
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 19:35
How many suicide attempts do you have?
20 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 19:52
How Does it feel to have a vagina
21 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-11-18 20:09
I wish I knew
22 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:26
How do you feel about yourself, knowing that you're contributing to the cancer that stands to bring about the downfall of our glorious patriachy.
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:43
Would you, personally, rather be led by your father or your mother?
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:46
i'd rather be led by the one who has common sense. Feminism lacks that.
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:50
What's your favorite Ice cream flavour
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:55
i'd rather be led by the one who has common sense

Your mother then
27 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 20:58
Mint chocolate chip
28 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 21:05

pick one
29 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 21:11
how's your wife's son doing?
30 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 21:14
There is no such thing as feminism. Feminists hate women and male feminists have a very high rape rate.
31 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 21:20
Honestly tell me: do you resemble Bugs at all you chubby cuckold?
32 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 21:59
Femanons!!! From a females perspective, whats your favorite techniques to be done to you? Looking to better my skills for my fiance!
33 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 22:24
Up the pooper mostly.
34 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 22:36
Your 16 year old child comes out as "non binary"
They want you to use thier preffered pronouns of "they" and "them"
How do you react?
35 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 22:45
Call them whatever pronoun they want. I mean, it's just a pronoun, not the end of the world.
36 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 23:12
No race mixing. Keep our white blood pure.
37 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 23:18
I'd write a letter to Mike Pence so we can ban it so I would save a lot of money not taking my son to be tested and studied.
38 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 01:01
I lock it up.
39 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 11:20
What color dildo and how big?
40 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 13:17
Pink and 15 inches.
41 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 17:27
42 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 21:21
Stranger from the bus.

So yeah, I'm some random European guy.

Recently moved in a small town in the countryside. There is a bus that goes to my place like 3 times a day from my town to the biggest city around.

I go there perhaps once or twice (at the very best) every months.

A few months ago I noticed a girl at the bus stop waiting for the same bus as mine. She was extremely cute (not your typical fattie, rather thin), with a smiling face, I immediately fell for her.
I do not remember why but we started smiling/saying "Hello" from a distance everytime we saw each other.

Last month, a nigger talked to her while waiting for the bus and sat next to her in the bus, they talked for a while, then she left the bus without a care as she arrived to her place.

This evening (like 1h ago, it's 8PM atm), I ran into her at the bus stop, she was with two friends of her, we said hello, then I can't remember how I initiated it but we began to talk together, she totally ignored her friends (as a matter of fact they went away for a while when we began to talk), I did not sit next to her in the bus but in the front row. Eventually she left the bus (my town is the last stop), she smiled at me and said goodbye while leaving the bus, which she did not do with the nigger.

She is currently studying for a master degree in teaching, which is a very similar course to what I did when I was at univ (currently 29, I believe she must be 22-24 judging by her appearance)

What do? Wait for our next meeting? Force destiny so I take the bus again pretty soon at the same time as her? (She told me at what time she takes the bus everyday, also told me she's more of a stay at home girl than a very outgoing one)

Planning to get to ask her to talk to eachother in a more casual way the next time we meet as we've been keeping to a rather polite way of talking, also planning to ask for her Facebook and/or phone number "So we do not have to wait a month to have the opportunity to talk together again".
43 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 19:41
Well if she meets the bus the same time as you, and you meet like once a week or month, figure out when that time is half and then go through with getting her number. That way you don't seem super desperate by taking the bus almost immediately
44 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 20:49
yeah I thought about that aswell, I was thinking, perhaps trying to see her again in one week or two!
45 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 21:40
Don't you find it wrong that women are losing their innocence to whoring themselves out online and offline?

How can you as a man be okay with having sex with a woman who has had sex and then oral and anal sex with many different men?

Do you have any shred of masculinity left in you?
46 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 00:54
Peter Griffin is the funniest cartoon ever
47 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 13:07
What color underwear do you wear?
48 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 18:14
Pink silly sausage.
49 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 20:43
"Femanon here" is the equivalent of "Everybody look at me for having a pussy" and the fact this even has to be spelled out for you retards says quite a lot. Females who use this phrase aren't even aware of how subconsciously conditioned they are to feel "female"
50 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:20
i have never fucked a white pussy but I fap to them vids daily. i don't feel love for white chiks but they make me so horny. my love is reserved for my black Princess who lets me do everything to her all. she doesn't know i come harder when fapping to white innies than when fucking her asshole... *sigh
51 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 00:30
You're at a hotel wedding reception and on your way to the restroom you accidentally bump into SFBE at the furry con in the next room. What do you say to him? What do you do?
52 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 06:12
Which hole is the best?
53 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 18:45
Which ever one fits.
54 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 03:50
3 years ago, I met the young lady. We started going out. No one else would go out with her because of her mild autism. She is completely antisocial but since she respected me, I talked to her on the Internet and she basically declared her feelings for me in the setting she always found most comfortable. We have been happily together now for 3 years, and a year ago I moved in with her at the request of her parents. She is really hard to deal with, but I enjoy doing things for her.

Her parents are fairly rich and they finance our living. They've effectively hired me to live with her and take care of her. They just wanted her out of their hair now that she's an adult. I'm not really doing it for the money, we live modestly and the only payment I receive is the food I eat and the roof over my head. I've learned to enjoy giving my time and love to her even if she doesn't always reciprocate.

As for the sex life, it can be rather dull. She can take care of herself for the most part, but will forget the little things. She's afraid to go outside alone or drive. She's afraid to try new things in general. Sometimes I have to remind her to brush her teeth or shower, but there is something to be said for a girl who's a little musky. It's rewarding because I can bathe her myself.

At first it was hard to deal with her, but then I realized that women are children first and partners second. I think of her not only as a passionate lover and friend, but also as a student.

I use the computer a lot less than I used to, I devote most of my time to her happiness now, and I feel much better for it.

I'll take your questions but I don't have all the answers.
55 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 06:03
what will you do when she tires of you as a sex partner and turns on you like a rabid dog (as females always do) ?
56 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 07:44
She's autistic, Nobody's gonna want her after me.
57 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 09:57
There will always be some loser willing to fill the slut with cum
58 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 12:44
Good on you, Anon. I'm on the spectrum and my "old lady" is as well. We tend to be cold and sometimes do forget things, I took classes for interpersonal relationships. 2 years we had a child, she is intelligent and well adjusted.
59 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 15:14
will accept anything coming his way
life served him shit and he asked for second round
So you're basically existing, not living. She probably thinks of you as you think of her.
60 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 17:11
Do you like her?
61 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 18:02
She barely enjoys sex lol.
62 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 19:26
It's less about what she wants at this point. If someone were to come along and treat her well in front of her family, and then fuck her like a piece of meat behind close doors; no one would know. Just convince her it makes you feel good or that she has to do it.
63 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-26 20:34
Ahhhh, anon
64 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-27 09:55
65 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-27 23:18
Women are all cunts, what's wrong with you anon? Are you one of those pathetic feminist pleb or something?
66 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 01:59
My girlfriend can be a real cunt some days. Take today...

She wakes up, is getting ready for work, then wakes me up. I puke in my mouth (we're both sick) and swallow it back. I lay there for a bit feeling sick. She then tries to wake me up twice more. (I'm already awake and sick.) Then starts demanding that I make her something to eat. I'm still not dressed and still have puke in my mouth so I get dressed and clean my mouth thoroughly. She then demands I fill her water mug when she's 2 feet away from the faucet. I'm tired so I just do it. Then I start making her food. Then she comes in bitching about how she's going to be starving at work and storms out the door. On the way there (I drive her to work because she has epilepsy.) I ask her what I did to deserve being treated the way she treated me (i.e. the unusual and random bitchiness.). She ignores me the whole way there. When she gets out she says, "Try not to wreck MY car on the way home.". (I'm an excellent driver. No accidents in the 5 years I've known her.)

I had done literally nothing wrong. I had woken up, got dressed, cleaned my mouth, and even attempted to comply with her pushy demands.

What is her problem?
What do I do?
67 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 03:22
Uh no
68 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 05:53
You've got to DESTROY HER anon... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF DE LA UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her Opie! Yes Indeedle-dee-deed smoke that weedle-dee-deed every God damn diddly day you ninny muggins! I'm high as FUCK!
69 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 10:53
be more assertive. women respond to masculine dominance. if she knows youre gonna be a cuck and do what she wants and take the abuse from her this is gonna keep happening. keep that cunt in her place and fuck her harder and rougher.
70 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 14:30
The crazy thing is that the previous day she was normal. We'd had a good day.
71 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 17:33
you are a complete bitch lol.

You don't deserve to complain lmfao. You are such a bitch that no advice will help you.
72 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 20:37
I am assertive. I told her her behaviour was out of the ordinary for her and that she owed me an apology. Even pointed out (by way of sarcasm (i.e. an empty threat to treat her the exact same way.)) that if I'd acted that way she'd get pissed.
73 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-28 23:41
I would say you don't have a healthy relationship. That may be the case due to a noteable sexiness difference between both of you, or just self respect problems.
Sure, everyone has a bad day every once in a while, but if you already say "some days" it seems to be more regular then i would accept.
What she's doing to you is referred to from me and some others as a "shit test". She's trying to figure out what she can do and get away with it. Girls do it all the time.
The problem you however have is that you've passed the point where you should have established that you're at least even to her.
If you want to get your room back that will almost certainly go wrong, because since it's out of cour character it will be seen as more extreme - compared to her, who has already established herself as a royal bitch.
74 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 02:44
also most women just needed to be fucked hard. you especially see this in the feminist. their existence is just one giant shit test. on the outside they hate men and rebel but women who act out just want to be put in their place or forcibly fucked
75 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 05:48
This is definitely /lounge/.
76 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 08:52
telling her isnt enough. you need to forcibly shit her down and tell her you arent going to take this shit. you acting like a little bitch and using sarcasm or being passive like a women isnt gonna work.
77 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 11:55
I always stand up for myself, but she never seems to learn from it. She goes back to being nice for a while after their occasional explosive argument, but she never really learns that I will never back down despite the periodic "testing" of my will. It's like she forgets who I am, especially if she's in a bad mood for whatever unexplained reason.
78 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 12:29
my girlfriend was being a bitch the other day and i sat her down and shook and punished her like a child and forcibly took her pants off and fucked the bitchiness out of her. now shes been looking at me like a god and making me food and shit. be a man faggot
79 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 16:06
I'm typically very blunt.
80 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 18:03
That would just get me arrested.
81 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 20:17
You deserve better but you can't see it because you've slowly built a tolerance to being treated poorly. Slowly work towards ending the relationship to where you can make a clean break. Breaking up with her will help her as well because she will quickly realize that no guy wants to be around a bitch and she will work on improving her personality, perhaps even apologizing to you at some point in the future.
82 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 21:07
Doubtful. I can count on one hand them number of times she's apologized for her attitude. She has a gigantic sense of entitlement.
83 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 21:59
You're enabling it. If she goes back on the dating market:
Goes on a date, acts like a bitch, guy never calls her back
Goes on another date, guy puts up with it to get laid, ghosts her
Repeat a couple times and it will slowly set in for her. At the very least if she does get into ~6 month relationships and they all go up in flames she'll start to wonder if she's the problem.
84 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 22:23
Hey fem here which means you have to help me cuz i have boobies..and nice ones..
anyways i would like to download a program on my work computer to track peoples passwords as i think theres some shady shit going on and would like to do some investigating ;)
85 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-04 23:06
Conspiracy theory.

The tryhard edgelord [email protected] is in fact a femanon who's jealous of other female anons and attacks them.

At least its plausible to me. I mean I can only picture females being this annoyingly relentless. I feel like a dude would just get the fuck over it.
86 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 08:01
Well he/her is antifa and probably cucked too.
87 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 10:13
questions for femanons

I just met a girl in college during a brief group assignment. We talked briefly about the assignment, completed it and the class ended. I saw her on the first floor sitting on a bench down the hall from me and contemplated asking her out. She spotted me looking at her once or twice, but I looked away immediately. She was studying and we were pretty much the only ones there. I was on my phone. An hour later, we had another class together in which we could see each other from across the room, but didnt make eye contact. She started walking towards me after class, even though it probably would have been faster to leave via the exit away from me. I struck up a conversation. She was receptive, so I asked her what she was going to do now. She said study and I asked to join her. She said yes and we talked the whole way to the next building. We met up with some of her friends and they were studying/talking about a higher level class that I didn't know anything about, so I kept quiet and mostly just studied for a different class. An hour and a half later and her next class was starting. She continued to talk with her friends and we all got our stuff together. Then she walked off to the classroom with her classmates, never saying goodbye or scheduling another meetup. We have those same 2 classes together later this week, so Ill meet up with her then, but neither of us mentioned that. Does she like me? Or did I blow it somehow? Pls, I havent had a gf in 4 years, so if I did something wrong, Id like to know.
88 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 11:54
What are you studying? Does she seem introverted?
89 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 13:01
My read is she likes you to some extent and just forgot to say goodbye. Talk to her again when you get the chance.
90 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 13:51
Our mutual classes are natural resources and the environment and her high level class is some invertibrate anatomy class. She didnt seem to have problems talking, so I dont think she was an introvert. She didnt introduce me to her friends though. Hell, I just realized we never exchanged names.
91 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 14:25
That’s not great, she may just be being nice.
92 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 15:15
That sucks. She left you with stranger. Do she introduce you to them or try to make you feel important? She might have been nice because you have classes together... But even if she wasn't attracted at first glance, she could develop a interest in you. I am female just so you know
93 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 16:06
Before my girlfriend gave birth she used to cum within minutes of having sex and I could go balls deep in her no problem ( I’m 17cm so an ok size). Now she will only orgasm from her clit and when having sex now I have so go slow throughout and can only put about half in of my dick in. The only position we do is missionary because the other hurt to much because I go too deep. It’s been 2 years. What do you recommend I do and is it common after giving birth?
94 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 16:40
I was good to go after a year and I had 3rd degree tears. That's when you rip from pussy to butt hole. She's probably just getting her way with you. Have her get on top so she can rub her clit on your pubs, but she'll have to take it all
95 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 17:14
yes, very common. my hubs has a little over an 8 inch dick and i could take that girthy fucker no problem. had our daughter a year and 3 months ago and i can barely take half of it and its painful at times. so now i mostly want clitoral stimulation myself. so he makes me cum beforehand while we both play with him and then after i cum ill focus just on him, like giving head, jerking him off, etc. and then we fuck for a few min cause i cant take longer than that and he cums.. i would just have him cum giving head but he insists on dumping loads into my cunt so i let him.
96 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 17:48
How did you deliver? Did you know that you get a purple line in your butt crack when you are fully dilated
97 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 18:05
Do she introduce you to them or try to make you feel important?
no, all she said to them when they asked about me was that I wasnt taking the same class as them (the high lvl one), but she did offer me a seat at their table.
She might have been nice because you have classes together
We only have one more day of classes together and probably no more group assignments, but it's possible well have more together in future. Shes a grade above me though.
Are the names really that important? Or did you mean that shes not an introvert?
98 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 18:22
csection.. but i was 9.5 cm dilated for 2 days, over 52 hours, before they finally did it. all that pressure of my daughter stuck in my birth canal hurt my pussy so bad. they just left me there. they only finally did something because my kidneys started to fail and i had eclampsia.
99 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-05 18:39
Hate to break it to you buddy but most of the replies you'll get here are just people trying to fuck with you. You should try to ask her out, because it's a bad indicator how much she likes you if she's with her friends. Next class you have together, try to get her number. That's a pretty good start, and a good way to kick things off. Try talking to her more often, if she doesn't seem to try to be brushing you off for maybe like one / 1.5 weeks of talking (however infrequently) then ask her out to dinner or a movie or something. Good luck anon.
100 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 18:56
honestly she might be interested but it is odd she didnt take the time to introduce you. she doesnt come off as an introvert because she seems to have a good social life and is friendly enough to talk to people, like you, and invite you to study, even though you barely know one another.
again, it odd she didnt take the time to introduce anyone. it seems like she just invited you because you asked to join her and she already had plans to meet with her friends.
she also could of been nervous and shy and just didnt know what to do if alone with you so she had her friends there as a buffer.
honestly dont fret over it. i wouldnt hope that you guys happen to have another class together in the future. you have a class with her now, why wait?
girls generally like it when a guy talks to them and isnt afraid of them. but over confidence is a bust so dont get all cocky and weird. lol
just ask her out of lunch of a drink. it cant hurt. the worst she will say is no. and even if she says no that doesnt mean there isnt any chance for the future.

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