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136 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 21:20
The goal I have in mind is to have a normal relationship again with my Baby mamma
won't happen
137 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 01:08
Long story short, I've decided to off myself. I love my girlfriend with all my heart but I'm not good for her. She tells me I am and that she won't leave me and that it would kill her if I left. How do I kill myself in a way that won't make her feel bad of think this is her fault?

For context we are college students who met at school.
138 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 06:43
We'll, to make it simple, she's always going to think it's her fault, she'll probably think that if she had given you enough encouragement to love yourself you wouldn't off yourself. Just don't fucking do it, the temptation may be strong but you just gotta get back up when you make yourself feel like shit. Just continue to love her and who knows what might happen.

TLDR: don't do it, she'll think it was her fault.
139 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 12:16
Make it look like an accident, take a fall down the steps, walk into moving traffic .
140 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 20:37
Cheat on her and make sure she knows. Or just say you did even if she forgives you say you need to figure life aka death out. Then just fucking do it if you want to so bad. I've learned that we have no right to tell you not to you're a pussy faggot many people are far worse off than you. So do it and let someone else take your so called shitty life. You're not using it.
141 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-11-30 23:03
Every one of you derps that mention there's too many people, just do your part and rid us of one of them. Better yet, take your shitty family with you.
142 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 06:07
You are literally composed of chemicals, anon.
143 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 10:38
usually when I lucid dream the dream ends immediately following the revelation that I am in a dream

usually the characters in the dreams will do totally absurd things that I begin to question and they avoid answering and then it is over

so here is my question

why, when given the chance, do you jump immediately onto the first dick you can find and start sucking the living daylights out of it?

is it because SFBE is a massive faggot?
144 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 14:24
How can i join the group?
145 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 20:03
I hadn't been laid in over a year and a half.

Then a strange thing happened on the night of the eclipse. I sold a 400cc bike and then when going outside to look at the moon (it was overcast) a young skinny blond approached me and asked if I wanted my dick sucked for a tenner, like a succubus come to life. She was sketchy she but young and cute looking. I put twenty on the side and banged her over my bed. She said she was 21 but looked younger. She kept ringing my bell late at night and eventually I had to tell her junkie ass to not call round anymore. One time she left me with blue balls and I had to go to a voluptuous Russian blonde 23 year old who I gave 80 quid and then I was going ho crazy and banged another one. That was a crazy week.

I've kinda resigned myself to this I think, it is simple and the girls are hot. Id like to meet someone I really get on with but every time I crush on someone it doesn't work. Thank you based thots!
146 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 22:12
How dare you call him a pervert.
147 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-04 22:03
You cuckfinger faggots really need your own, pound-me-in-the-ass-cause-I'm-a-colossal-AIDS-riddled-faggot board. Get cancer and die. Take your fucking GUY DRESSED AS A GIRL faggot SFBE with you.
148 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 20:04
I'm not gay.
149 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-07 12:27
Phoneposting is incredibly difficult. Takes ages to type especially if you have fat fingers like me. Difficult to navigate this website. So much struggle.
150 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-08 11:00
I recently decided to change religion from atheism to satanism.
What do you guys think?
Any satanist out there?
151 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-08 14:27
No one will believe me but that's fine, here is my only MILF story.

So in my early twenties I was into dicks a little, just oral and hands nothing past that but still gay.

I hooked up with some guy off a hookup site, got blown and jerked him off. Fun but nothing fancy. He was maybe 5 inches at a stretch and Im just over 6.

He like the look of my cock and asked if I would fuck his wife with him, Obviously being early twenties and horny I agreed without seeing her.

We planned out a date and I would rock up too a hotel room and go at it, before it happened I had gotten a few photos of her but nothing great, just close up pussy and some shit tit pics.

As I was walking upto the room I was thinking that this dude was about too kill me because I never saw her face and body and she could just be made up shit.

I still walked into the room

Open the door, room is dimly lit but can still see well enough. Nod at the guy, he motions for me too not speak and we strip off and walk over.

This darker skinned thai MILF is laying there, white lacy bra and no panties plus a pink blindfold. I kneel on the edge of the bed and grab a plump maybe D cup, she was size 12ish a tiny bit chubby for her size but just nice.

She starts playing with my nuts. I'm shaved while her husband isn't, this must have been a thing for her as she immediately moved to put them in her mouth.

Gently sucking them while stocking me as the husband went down on her.

Fast forward and he is fucking her as she is still going to town on my balls, suddenly she pushes him out and pretty much pulls me ontop of her. I gently teased my cock around her smooth little cunt, just the head in and out before forcing it in upto my nuts. she let out a yelp and i started plowing her.

After some swapping between fucking her and him giving her a go she is ontop of him and I swing around behind her. dribble a shitload of lube and push up against her ass.

She is having a hard time letting me in but after some prodding...
152 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 19:57
i didn't lie on the internet.
153 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 20:58
I want to edit a movie and put laugh tracks and some good ol' slap bass at "appropriate" places, but I can't fucking find any laugh track samples that fit well together. Why isn't there a laugh track megafolder or something already with all the laughs from MASH or Seinfeld or something in one place? For fucks sake is that too much to ask for.

Movie is Schindler's List if you are wondering.
154 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 23:04
dear /lounge/,

My roommate is eavesdropping on me while I poop and I don't know what to do. At first I thought it was my imagination. I could hear what sounded like someone breathing through their nose long and heavy right up against the doorframe/door. And also I could clearly see the shadow of someones feet beneath the door. Still unsure due to utter disbelief I ignored it for awhile. At first I wasn't so sure but then it started getting really obvious. Finally I called his phone once while I was pooping and sure enough it went off right by the door and I heard him scramble away, he then picked up and joked that he dropped his phone while answering. Lately it's gotten to the point where I can't even poop at home anymore and have to do it at the 24/7 McDonald's across the street.

What should I do?
155 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 02:08
Shit on his pillow. He'll get the message.
156 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 05:11
Call him out on it
Watch him stammer out an explanation
Get new roommate
157 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 08:15
Are you a femanon? Shit with the door wide open. Invite him in. Ask him wtf is up with this shit.
158 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 11:18
I've been pissing out my ass for the past 2 days with some stomach bug. If anyone wants to eavesdrop and hear this splatter housing, by all means please do.
159 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 14:22
The first thing you should do is to stop being a faggot and make a greentext story of this
160 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-22 16:36
You've got to DESTROY HER anon... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!
161 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 17:44
press your ass against the door and BRAP as loud as possible
when you hear his gasp of arousal call him a pathetic mega faggot and that he should kill himself
162 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 03:45
be me
in prison
nothing but niggers
regularly get overflow from other prisons
see singular white guy get off bus
I have to save his asshole from jamal
say "hey white boy get over here"
he hauls ass over here
official white guy cell of me, recruit, and 3 other white guys
I should probably mention, there was a tiny white guy from the other prison that would always get 50 dollars from family every month, he would always gamble a lot of it away to stay on everyone's good side and was apparently friends with the new recruit
tiny gets transferred to current prison one month later
decided to bunk with niggers
there is one nigger in particular
raging homosexual, went in for homicide
see nigger is always carrying around coffee
ask tiny about it
he stutters and fucks off
go to his cell
see faggot going through tinys stuff
tiny is just curled up in a corner
none of my business
week later another one of his cell mates comes up to me and recruit
"you gotta do something about this, that fag is making tiny suck his dick"
faggot has been threatening him with a knife if he wouldn't suck dick
oh hell no
march over to cell
they are in the act
kick tiny in the jaw
sorry bud
fag starts screaming
recruit starts going ham on this guy, curb stomping the shit out if him
he gets me hyped up too
kick the shit out of his gut and where his dick used to be
break a few ribs, stomp on his kneecaps
guy is losing more blood than what's in his body
not a single toof is left in his mouth
niggers tell us to stop before we kill him
continue a little longer
steal all of his shit including the clothes on his back
give to tiny
drag fag to door that leads to the main building
tell faggot to kick the shit out of the door until security arrives
recruit kicks him in the side of the head, bounces off of brick wall
starts banging on door, begging for his life
security arrives
they bring backup
drag him away
recruit got out like 2 weeks later, I got out after a few more months
tiny started being treated nicer after what he went through, still don't know what a guy like him was doing there
163 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-24 11:33
why would you lie about this on the internet
164 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 13:23
hi guys, i need your help, i had a friend that is a jehovahs Witness, we were very good friends, and even she almost was my girlfriend (we even kiss a couple of times), but i knew that she has another guy (maybe she was dating whit both of us at the same time), today i was in youtube and i saw a video of fun facts and it began to talk about the syns and expulsion of the jehovahs Witness and i just realize that she broke many syns of that sect/religion thing and i want to ask something to all of you, what should i do?, should i report her to her sect/religion thing?, should i ruin the life of that bitch?

(i came here because here is where the legends are)
165 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 15:03
so you got cucked and want to ruin her life? Grow up you pathetic piece of shit.
166 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 17:17
Not familiar with Jehova's witnesses and their rules. My guess is that if you did get her expelled she'd just end up doubling down and eventually consider herself freed from those rules. As far as ruining life would go: her family would have to hate her.
167 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 22:47
Ok sheeple.

2018 is ending. (Here in Sweden there is about 15min left of the year)

During 2018 what have you..


In 2019 what do you hope..

168 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 22:57
the few good friends i have are rather with there family than with me. also nobody invites me to go out partying; the last years i just went out with a large group of friends, but it always felt as if i am could just leave and nobody would care
169 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 12:48
So who exactly is /lounge/'s mortal enemy?
170 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 15:35
171 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 18:22
, too late tge contaminated
172 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 21:09
173 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 23:56
174 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 02:43
175 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 05:30
newfags and teenage porn addicts
176 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 17:38
newfags and teenage porn addicts
/cuckfinger/ in a nutshell
177 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 18:11
Live in a country where they don't circumcise babies on mass
still have natural uncut cock with full feeling and sensations
178 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 18:44
No putting my mouth on that!

Literally every woman when she sees a foreskin.
179 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:35
Well, let's see it then.
180 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:55
Lol, truth. Sorry uncut fags, your dicks are ugly as hell.
181 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:25
Well as an uncut fag I can say yes they do like sucking it. But you gotta be on fucking top of your maintenance. I've lost the bj priveledge from my wife because one fucking time years ago I didn't clean thoroughly enough after a wank and a coffee piss.
182 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:59
only in burgerland
183 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 23:21
Because you are a pathetic worthless retard who has no job, friends, school or family to go to at this time and is too socially awkward to go out somewhere or talk to people? Just guessing
184 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 00:42
I'm thinking of starting a podcast /lounge/. Where I'm just a regular guy talking about everyday topics with other regular everyday people.

Kind of like an anti-podcast podcast, done in a kind of ironic way. No one has any particular talent, or is exceptional or famous in anyway. Just bunch of average dudes shooting the shit together.

Would you be interested in listening to this kind of thing, or even be a featured guest on my podcast anons.
185 Name: Skankhunt42 !j6i/CCD4ys 2019-01-13 00:00
Gentleman why don't you join me this fine evening that is until someone gets trips then all hell breaks loose

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