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156 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 05:11
Call him out on it
Watch him stammer out an explanation
Get new roommate
157 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 08:15
>>154
Are you a femanon? Shit with the door wide open. Invite him in. Ask him wtf is up with this shit.
158 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 11:18
I've been pissing out my ass for the past 2 days with some stomach bug. If anyone wants to eavesdrop and hear this splatter housing, by all means please do.
159 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 14:22
>>154
The first thing you should do is to stop being a faggot and make a greentext story of this
160 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-22 16:36
You've got to DESTROY HER anon... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!
161 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 17:44
>>154
press your ass against the door and BRAP as loud as possible
when you hear his gasp of arousal call him a pathetic mega faggot and that he should kill himself
162 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 03:45
be me
in prison
nothing but niggers
regularly get overflow from other prisons
see singular white guy get off bus
I have to save his asshole from jamal
say "hey white boy get over here"
he hauls ass over here
official white guy cell of me, recruit, and 3 other white guys
I should probably mention, there was a tiny white guy from the other prison that would always get 50 dollars from family every month, he would always gamble a lot of it away to stay on everyone's good side and was apparently friends with the new recruit
tiny gets transferred to current prison one month later
decided to bunk with niggers
dumbass
there is one nigger in particular
raging homosexual, went in for homicide
see nigger is always carrying around coffee
ask tiny about it
he stutters and fucks off
go to his cell
see faggot going through tinys stuff
tiny is just curled up in a corner
none of my business
week later another one of his cell mates comes up to me and recruit
"you gotta do something about this, that fag is making tiny suck his dick"
faggot has been threatening him with a knife if he wouldn't suck dick
oh hell no
march over to cell
thenthewingedhussarsarrived.gif
they are in the act
kick tiny in the jaw
sorry bud
fag starts screaming
recruit starts going ham on this guy, curb stomping the shit out if him
he gets me hyped up too
kick the shit out of his gut and where his dick used to be
break a few ribs, stomp on his kneecaps
guy is losing more blood than what's in his body
not a single toof is left in his mouth
niggers tell us to stop before we kill him
continue a little longer
steal all of his shit including the clothes on his back
give to tiny
drag fag to door that leads to the main building
tell faggot to kick the shit out of the door until security arrives
hesitates
recruit kicks him in the side of the head, bounces off of brick wall
brutal
starts banging on door, begging for his life
security arrives
they bring backup
drag him away
recruit got out like 2 weeks later, I got out after a few more months
tiny started being treated nicer after what he went through, still don't know what a guy like him was doing there
163 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-24 11:33
>>162
why would you lie about this on the internet
164 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 13:23
hi guys, i need your help, i had a friend that is a jehovahs Witness, we were very good friends, and even she almost was my girlfriend (we even kiss a couple of times), but i knew that she has another guy (maybe she was dating whit both of us at the same time), today i was in youtube and i saw a video of fun facts and it began to talk about the syns and expulsion of the jehovahs Witness and i just realize that she broke many syns of that sect/religion thing and i want to ask something to all of you, what should i do?, should i report her to her sect/religion thing?, should i ruin the life of that bitch?

(i came here because here is where the legends are)
165 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 15:03
>>164
so you got cucked and want to ruin her life? Grow up you pathetic piece of shit.
166 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 17:17
Not familiar with Jehova's witnesses and their rules. My guess is that if you did get her expelled she'd just end up doubling down and eventually consider herself freed from those rules. As far as ruining life would go: her family would have to hate her.
167 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 22:47
Ok sheeple.

2018 is ending. (Here in Sweden there is about 15min left of the year)

During 2018 what have you..

Learned
Achieved
Lost

In 2019 what do you hope..

learn
Archive
Gain
168 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 22:57
>>167
the few good friends i have are rather with there family than with me. also nobody invites me to go out partying; the last years i just went out with a large group of friends, but it always felt as if i am could just leave and nobody would care
169 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 12:48
So who exactly is /lounge/'s mortal enemy?
170 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 15:35
>>169
/Cuckfinger/
171 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 18:22
cuckfinger
, too late tge contaminated
172 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 21:09
>>169
SFBE
173 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 23:56
>>169
reddit
174 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 02:43
>>169
/newpol/
175 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 05:30
newfags and teenage porn addicts
176 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 17:38
>>175
newfags and teenage porn addicts
/cuckfinger/ in a nutshell
177 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 18:11
Live in a country where they don't circumcise babies on mass
still have natural uncut cock with full feeling and sensations
Feelsgoodman.jpg
178 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 18:44
>>177
No putting my mouth on that!

Literally every woman when she sees a foreskin.
179 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:35
Well, let's see it then.
180 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:55
>>178
Lol, truth. Sorry uncut fags, your dicks are ugly as hell.
181 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:25
>>178
Well as an uncut fag I can say yes they do like sucking it. But you gotta be on fucking top of your maintenance. I've lost the bj priveledge from my wife because one fucking time years ago I didn't clean thoroughly enough after a wank and a coffee piss.
Feelsbadman
182 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:59
>>178
only in burgerland
183 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 23:21
>>178
Because you are a pathetic worthless retard who has no job, friends, school or family to go to at this time and is too socially awkward to go out somewhere or talk to people? Just guessing
184 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 00:42
I'm thinking of starting a podcast /lounge/. Where I'm just a regular guy talking about everyday topics with other regular everyday people.

Kind of like an anti-podcast podcast, done in a kind of ironic way. No one has any particular talent, or is exceptional or famous in anyway. Just bunch of average dudes shooting the shit together.

Would you be interested in listening to this kind of thing, or even be a featured guest on my podcast anons.
185 Name: Skankhunt42 !j6i/CCD4ys 2019-01-13 00:00
Gentleman why don't you join me this fine evening that is until someone gets trips then all hell breaks loose
186 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-19 14:34
My fetish is my wife's past. I found a box of her journals (which she started when she was 12) and photos. She documented every day of her life, and was really detailed on sex (still does). Sometimes I ask her to tell me more about them. She doesn't realize how obsessed I get with it.
187 Name: 606 2019-01-25 20:46
Making friends as an adult. How do you guys go about making new friends as you get older? I'm getting into my mid twenties, my school friends have mostly moved for work/relationships ect. Most of the people I work with are older and have families so it cant really make any real friends there either. I pretty much only hang with my girlfriend and occasionally my brother which is alright but I miss having a good group of friends to do shit with. Anyone here in a similar situation?
188 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-03 16:51
I grew up in a filthy house with 30+ cats. Because of the smell and the total lack of hygiene the only girls I could fuck were my own sisters. Banged one few times, but the other was almost everyday until I moved out.
I think the one sister was getting it from dad, but he's dead now and my sister and I don't talk. She refuses to acknowledge anyone in her family from then. I don't blame her.
189 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-03 17:11
Lads.... Pewdiepie fans are raiding Twitter. Should we help them?
190 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-03 17:17
no, you should kill yourself you pathetic little jewtube worshipping faggot
191 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-07 20:42
When I was 16 I got my first computer, this was 1997. I went crazy talking on IRC chats all the time. Always went to a IRC chat site called Talk City. I ended up chatting with quite a few older women however this story is about Denise, she was 35, lived in GA, married with 3 kids. I was again 16, in NC and her and I ended up talking all the time and we got really attached to each other.

So one day she says she's gonna drive up to NC to see me, she brought her older daughter who was my age and her 2nd youngest daughter, met me at my house, my mom was a drunk so she didn't notice I left, my step dad did but he and I weren't on good terms so he didn't really care, we went and got a hotel, I was in the bed with the mom, the daughters got the 2nd bed.

We went to bed, Denise and I talked for a while, I kissed her hand at one point, she said I had soft lips so I kissed her on the mouth and we just pretty much went from there.

We ended up getting naked from the waist down and fucked for like 2-3 hours while her daughters slept literally 5 feet from us in the other bed. It was my first time and it was amazing. She left the next morning but we stayed in touch for a while.

But she was the first of like 3 married women I slept with between the age of 16 and 17.
192 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 22:14
Every time someone shows interest in me, I get nervous and fuck it up.

I can't stop acting weird when it happens and I then have to stop talking with them because I don't want to make them feel awkward.

I hate myself
193 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-23 19:35
>>1
when I bought my house the previous owner did not disclose that they had bedbugs.

Forturnately for me I am not alergic to their bite. My S.O. is. She said she would be woken up a few times a night super itchy and her muscles and bones aching.

We tore out the carpet, the matresses, the couches. Pulled all of our clothes and ran them in the dryer for three cycles and then kept them in sealed garbage bags in the sun for a few days.

Then we sprayed everything. The ducts, the entire floor, completely striped down the dressers and sprayed them inside and out. The bulbs to light fixtures, the electrical sockets. All the kitchen cabinets.We sprayed twice a day for a month. Then sprayed twice a week for six months.

We havn't had them for a little over three years.

It was expensive as hell all things considered and my S.O. said it was like a nightmare trying to sleep.

Our actions have changed. Whenever we camp or stay in a hotel/motel when we get home we strip down to our underwear outside, put the clothes into a bag and take them straight to the way and dump them directly into the washing machine. Nothing else comes in that doesn't get put directly into the wash.

Our camping mat is super dense foam with a plastic wrap.

So yea. It sucks pretty bad. I couldn't image how much worse it would be if we had kids or more bedding etc.
194 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-06 20:22
married for 13 years, never cheated in my life but im seriously considering it, my husband no longer cares for me, rarely kisses me and even looks at me should i feel bad for cheating?
195 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 06:36
I wear big boy pants.
196 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-16 18:58
There is a girl from my job flirting with me since long time ago but she stopped a bit after i told her i have a gf but now she is flirting again

I cant help it she is very hot and invited her to watch a film in my house

How will me gf caught me ? She lives in another city, i dont have a phone nor social media
197 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-24 18:57
Actual true story inbound:

be me
17 at the time
beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
have a younger sister, 16 at this time
my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
announces that she's "seeing someone"
father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
few days later, brings the dude home
tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
visibly nervous
my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
discuss for a few minutes
they go out
dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
sis comes home
announces it was "fun"
around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
"We're not a thing anymore"
tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
tell my father this
laughs uncontrollably
mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
198 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-30 14:52
For 2 years I would start most weekdays with a good half hour slow want in my attic.
I had a perfect view of my neighbours upstairs bathroom and their two oldest daughters showered every morning.

Fuck I regret not taking pictures.. would be illegal anyway but still
199 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-31 17:50
I have to do some karaoke shit for a party.

What's the easier thing to sing for someone who wants it to be over as quickly as possible?
200 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-03 21:05
It's taken an entire week, but the bosses power point presentation for Monday is finally ready. It's called 'Winning, for winners" and he'll be presenting it to everyone for a minimum of three hours.
201 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-09 21:10
Autistic technology stories I’ll start

be me 14 at the time
maths teacher let’s our class go to the computer room
fuckyeah.jpg
download and play runescape on one of the computers
friend sitting next to me starts panicking and looks over at me
his screen got unplugged
howthefuckdidyoudothat.jpg
he tells me to plug it back in for him because he does not know how
and he says do NOT look at the screen
plug it in
mfw it’s fucking furry porn
mfw it’s sonic vore

This is why I can’t be friends with that tard I have countless stories of him and his autism
202 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 06:17
I watch porn.
203 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 16:48
>>202
I can't stop watching porn, barely make it through 24 hours without it. How do I overcome porn addiction?
204 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 17:10
I can't sleep at night, its so hard too sleep at night.
205 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-22 16:42
Reminder nigger. You exist cause we allow you too.

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