This is the Official 4ct Secrets Thread™.

5 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 09:32

I have solved the universe.
According to the laws of evolution by Anon
When animals evolve they will eventually become human like humans will inturn evolve to become above said creature human will then regard creature the same and eat said creature ie inter dimensional being. AnonLifeStory

6 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 12:45

I disagree with fighting games. Anime fighting games are typically different because they're usually designed to be overtly sexual and not taken seriously. But if it's a fighting game with a more serious tone, then jiggly girls makes no sense since that would just be straight-up weird given sports bras and bandages exist, and you typically don't want things swaying around on your chest while trying to fight someone.

7 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 17:18

Me and gf having sex on the night before my birthday
Were both drunk, it’s fun
She wants to go to have sex on my bed since we were on the couch
We get to my bed and she passes out
Start having sex with her
Feel bad and stop, she might have groaned to stop in her blackout, don’t really remember since drunk
Wake up on my birthday and tell her while crying because I feel guilty
She was shocked but she forgives and forget, and tells me not to do it again unless she says I can.
That was a year and a half ago, still think about it and feel guilty from time to time.
Tell her and she assured me she doesn’t think about it and doesn’t really care.
Says I didn’t scar her or traumatize her
stillfeelsbadman.jpeg
She forgave me but I’m having trouble forgiving myself.

Also think I have pure OCD so it really doesn’t help when it does cross my mind I freak out about it for days. I feel like shit :(

8 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 20:05

I conspired against my wife's brother to get him kicked out of his place and now he's living in a car with expired plates and when he tried to fight me I kicked his ass and everyone thinks I'm the good guy and he's the only one who knows it's my fault and no one believes him. I also pissed in his hipster shampoo and conditioner all the time.

9 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 22:52

Already told my story a few days ago, but here we go again:

Dated a 10/10 once. She was insane but hot as hell. Once, she told to have a threesome my sister or she would let me. She organized everything: at a party, she spiked my sister drinks until she was beyond wasted, then we went to my apartament and fucked her like beasts all night. Drinks everywhere/everytime. I fucked my sister pussy, ass and mouth. Fucked her tits too. Came inside her several times. My gf spanked her and abused all her body again and again, using a strap-on and vibrators. My drugged sister sucked my dick balls deep down and ride me like a hooker with a vibrator on her ass. Ass to mouth stuff several times. And more depraved sex. Everything was insane.
Next day, my crazy gf acted like a professional actress. She was: "wth happened, some bastard put drugs on our drink". My sister was completely ashamed, I was genuinely shocked, not knowing what my sister was thinking. When we woke up I was tied up, my gf was at a different room with dildos inside her pussy and ass, and my sister was with me with a vibrator with the dead battery inside her pussy. My sister thought she tied me up. My fg was crazy but smart.
We never talk about it. NEVER. And I never told my sister what really happened. She still thinks all we were wasted and shit happened. I was so stupid back then.

10 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 01:39

I used to cam for free
I'm still in love with my best friend's big brother and I would jump on the occasion of having a threesome with him and my bf and take his virginity
I tell my bf I don't like drugs but I want to get high so bad
I have recurrent suicidal thoughts and no one knows about it
I wish I was fucked by strangers

11 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 04:26

Quoted by: >>12

Sister came home from prom drunk as hell and wanted me to buy bud for her. Ended up finding a black group on Cl before it sucked and meeting with them and they gangbanged her

12 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 07:13

>>11
Damn bro that's your sister like wtf. I can see letting some random slag get gangbanged by niggers but your own sis? Fucked up bro.

13 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-17 10:00

Quoted by: >>14

Dudes. I've done things far worse than any of the weak shit I'm reading here.

14 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 21:08

Quoted by: >>15

>>13
Not with my anus you haven't.

15 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-18 08:05

>>14
Rude!

16 Name: Sage 2018-10-18 10:18

I enjoy re-saging threads.

17 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-18 20:58

stop crying around and intoxinate your brain with drugs like everyone else

18 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 03:31

be me
at univ
see old friend
initiate idlechitchat.exe
bring up new female friend
”oh shit, you’re getting in huh?”
”oh i’ve already been in”
look of disgust on their face
realize what i just said
mfw

19 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 11:52

At bar waiting to get picked up
Blue moon is $4.75
Order 2, about to order a third
Have change in my pocket from lunch during work
There's a screw in there
Say to waitress "hold on I've got change"
See screw I forgot about
"You don't want a screw do you"

Autism.jpg

20 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 20:12

be me
be 10 years old
be at home during summer holidays because no friends
feelsbadman.mp2
one day mom tells me a "friend is coming over"
wut
door bells ring
i open the door
11 year old kid stands in front of me
obvious chad just by looking at him so I automatically distrust him
(I didn't know yet what a chad was but I already could sense those kinds of people)
says his name is ben
"Hi ben. My name's anon"
ffw an hour
we awkwardly play catan
get bored
idea.jpeg
"hey we should play outside"
we play outside
get into argument
can't remember the reason
ben angrily stomps into my room
comes back
he has my plushy kirby
"WHAT THE FUCK BEN"
"I'm going to throw this thing into the lake if you don't agree with me"
PANIC.gov
he is already in garden
get the best idea I ever had
grab bowl
piss in it
run over to ben
throw piss bowl at him
"WHAT THE FUCK ANON"
drops my plushy in surprise
grab my plushy and run into my room
he doesn't follow me
think I'm safe
wait for half an hour
mom comes into my room
"I'm just disappointed that you couldn't get a friend anon"

Why am I still so fucking autistic?

21 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 21:43

be me
bored af
decide to drop 100 bucks on infamous twitch thot amouranth for the sake of a little experiment
rip all of her content and leak it
patreon provides ZERO proof of purchase, think it's a good chance I'll get my money back
dispute with my bank
they say they'll "investigate" her
kek
a few days later, I do in fact have all my money back

Why don't more people do this /lounge/? Do cucks actually want to support this thot

22 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 23:36

I know I'm a fucking weirdo but does anyone else ever pretend to be on drugs when you are alone? I read experience reports on Erowid or watch videos of people high on drugs on YouTube and I'll pretend to be high on acid/shrooms/salvia whatever, and then I'll pretend to be high on that drug and pretend that I'm with a group of people watching me trip out and talking to me, I'll verbalize my thoughts and come up with silly shit like "The ghost of Louis CK's dead career is in this house" but then after I've been "tripping" for 15-20 minutes I feel compelled to go outside to get some fresh air, and maybe smoke a cigarette. Smoking is normal for me, I smoke every day. I first started doing the fake tripping thing as a teenager, I'm 27 now and I just did it earlier today. I wouldn't fake trip around other people, only if I'm by myself.

23 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 11:59

Quoted by: >>24

Is paying for sex:

Normal?
A pragmatic choice?
A losers choice?
Immoral and detestable?
Criminal?

Let's find it out faggots. Asking for a friend.

24 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 15:02

Quoted by: >>25

>>23
normal, women obtain positions, wealth, value and favors through means of sexual repayment and also condition men into not leaving by trading sex on a somewhat regular basis
all the time

25 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 18:06

Quoted by: >>26

>>24
Aha okay. So /lounge/ is more sane than /newpol/.

26 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 21:10

>>25
you would be surprised by the intensity of pavlovian conditioning women can put men under through sex manipulation

27 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 22:46

Quoted by: >>28,29,30,31,33,34

I just got kicked out of my videogame clan, they were my only friends that I've ever had and my only contact with others for years now.

I've always felt loneliness but never like this, I've been cut off from everyone. I have nobody left. My mother is dead, my father left me. I've just been living off her life insurance and savings for a few years now.

I feel so sad and I don't know what to do

28 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 01:33

>>27
Find another clan. Maybe another game. Go for a hike the trees will always be your friends.

29 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 04:20

>>27
Ah, those fuckers will have you back in a weeks time. Unless you stole from them or some shit, gaming groups get all worked up and just need to cool down. As far as all the other shit..,.

Get a job? Girlfriend?

30 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 09:53

>>27
Go to the gym work out get a girl friend

31 Name: [email protected] 2018-10-21 12:40

>>27
Maybe you should pull your head out of your stupid ass and stop playing children's toys.

32 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 15:27

I think I'm gonna end it all
there's a tall building in my town like 8 or so storeys and i know you can get to the roof from it

im just a waste

33 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 18:14

Quoted by: >>35

>>27
Dude... get some exercise. The "couch to 5k" program is a great place to start.
You will be amazed at how it will change your life.

34 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 21:01

Quoted by: >>35

>>27
what did you get kicked out for?

35 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 23:48

Quoted by: >>36

>>33
I do exercise, I've done the couch to 5k and I run the sea wall every few days or so
>>34
My attitude is what they said, no specifics, recently I've been quite angry and hostile towards people and I'm trying to improve that so it was probably that

36 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-22 05:21

Quoted by: >>37

>>35
That's what you get for being a stupid fucking manchild.

37 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-22 10:55

Quoted by: >>38,39

>>36
Yeah I know.
Been trying to improve but just having a hard time.

38 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-22 16:28

>>37

trying to improve

I know this is probably close to impossible for you to even fathom, but you can stop playing video games and do something else.

39 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-23 23:03

Quoted by: >>40

>>37
Get off /lounge/ and go to church. Try it for a month and see how you feel later. Anything but Catholics, Episcopalians, and Presbyterians.

40 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 07:32

Quoted by: >>41

>>39

Get off /lounge/ and go to church.

No.

41 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 10:21

>>40
Rude.

42 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 19:36

Quoted by: >>43

SFBE tweeted out coordinates and the normies are eating it up because they lead to area 51.

43 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 20:31

>>42
This guy is gold guys don't let it disappear without weighing in on your hearts and minds

44 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 20:25

Mine is that I always copy in all my midterms from University and now i have a terrible guilt

45 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:14

Quoted by: >>46

Sup /lounge/ this is /newpol/. Do you want to cause a global media shitstorm? It's Okay To Be White posters are going up again this Halloween in high schools, campuses and public areas (7 days from now). Who's in?

46 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:48

Quoted by: >>47

>>45
these posters fucked the media's brain last year and they should fuck it even harder this year

they even caused a Senate motion to be put forward in Australia stating "it's okay to be white" that made politicians and journalists lose their minds:
https://twitter.com/PaulineHansonOz/status/1051742456411082754

47 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:56

Quoted by: >>48

>>46
Kek.

It's Okay to be white, NPC pwnage edition

48 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 22:05

>>47
it's okay to be grey

49 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-26 12:37

NPC's are left wing bots.

50 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-26 21:22

AsSuMiNg DiReCt CoNtRoL

wE hAvE yOu NoW

51 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-26 22:28

Every time I watch Forest Gump I dislike Jenny more and more.
Forest escapes his roots and grows as a person for years and Jenny just messes around and only goes back to Forest when he's successful.

52 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 08:03

check this out https://youtu.be/Sd1iclqkmyI

53 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 19:44

i once refused to turn off the light one night while my wife and i had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

54 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 16:33

When my step sister was pregnant she moved back home, during the last stretch anyways. She slept on the couch in the living room, which was right outside my bedroom. Every morning I would wake up early and go in the living room and masturbate while touching her sexy pregnancy sleeping body. I'd even hold my breath and gently kiss her supple lips. Most of the time she'd kind of moan and move a little which would scare me into hiding. I'm positive she was awake for it most of the time.

55 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-30 10:08

Quoted by: >>56

My alcoholic housemate keeps helping himself to my beer and food even after I tell him not to. What do I do?

56 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 21:41

>>55
Laxatives in food and nonalcoholic beer. Between shitting himself and having terrible shakes he might fuck right off

57 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 13:24

Quoted by: >>58

This evening, and awful suspicion of mine has been confirmed, and I had to part ways with the two best friends that I've probably ever had. Please post whatever.

58 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 16:27

Quoted by: >>60

>>57
It will get better. I'm here for you anon. I did the same. Secrets will duo that to a friendship. When the truth comes to light Hell breaks loose

59 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 19:48

They werent worth it man just dumped my best friend since I was born he got into dope got off got some dumb hoe pegro its whats best for you man theres other people out there

60 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 22:35

>>58
*do. Mine was that my ex broke up with me had a miscarriage. 1 year later she's pregnant again buy another 1 of my "friends" and her brother which is my friend is covering it up. All 3 of them are stupid. Crazy thing about it she had a boyfriend and got pregnant by someone else while with that fool.

61 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-03 20:56

What are you waiting for find that person who will love you the rest of your life?

62 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-04 20:50

Fuck it, here goes nothing. Me and my friend (son of my mom and dad’s friends) were in my room, playing vidya, till he says to drop my pants and underwear. He gives it a kiss and tells me it’s my turn. Luckily he’s called, has to leave. Till this day we are still good friends and for some gay ass reason I gotta remember this gay shit. Sigh

63 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 08:09

>>1
I like shitposting.

64 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 20:58

Quoted by: >>65

A year ago some girls who went to my school just randomly messaged me. Kind of a beta so I don't know what to do but i play along. We start talking almost every day for 7 months (individually with each girl) and got a crush on one of them.

Fast forward to March. They just started ignoring me, I thought they would say something after a week or in the worst case, a month.

Two months went by and I finally asked them if anything was wrong "haha no we just fell apart" feel a bit relieved that I didn't do anything and stuff. Decide to experiment and sent a text like we used to, and I just got an "ok" and after that it just went downward.

I started hating myself and begun browsing 4ct for other self-depricating assholes like me.

They were like my best friends and I still se them at school every day, and they used to be my reason for going there and everything is so fucked.

65 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 22:55

>>64
Why did you wait for them to reply faggot? It's your fault you stupid beta. If they don't reply you send something. Anyways I am fucking one of them right now, cya

66 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 23:54

It seems this batch of tears have a wider range of minerals, cold-pressed from snowflake fear for the results tomorrow.

67 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-06 23:52

I was fucking a girl and we were both drunk. After i came I told her not to pass out. Start fucking again and she passes out. So, i treat her like a literral fuck doll. Moving her in different positions and having a grand old time.

She had esteem issues. If I told her she would probably take it as a compliment

68 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 20:43

eat healthy
drink two liters of water a day
farts sting like needles
shit solid dry balls

it's not worth it

69 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 22:12

Quoted by: >>70

My wife got paid for giving blow jobs in an adult theater one night and she liked it cause it makes her feel like a dirty whore. We still go to theaters and guys still pay her for stuff she is willing to do for free any way.

70 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 08:15

Quoted by: >>71

>>69
Guy we found the cuck.

71 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 18:45

Quoted by: >>72

>>70
Guy who?

72 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 19:37

>>71
Guy Fawkes, he was a cuck.

73 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 21:56

Quoted by: >>74

have cat. Cat is nice. Thanks cat

74 Name: [email protected] 2018-11-08 22:46

Quoted by: >>75

>>73

Cat
Nice

Pick one

75 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 23:11

Quoted by: >>76

>>74
cats can be nice and become very attached and playful if you treat them right.

If you leave your cat alone and just feed it it will be dick

76 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 23:38

>>75

if you treat them right.

Do this from kittenhood, and your cat will dearly love you. Once they accept you as "family" cats will be just as affectionate as any dog will. The difference between cats and dogs, is that dogs give thier affection up front, and cats wait to see how you are first.

77 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-09 08:06

Quoted by: >>78

I let my cat poop in next doors yard.

78 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-09 18:18

>>77
Me too.

79 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 18:18

Quoted by: >>80

I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off all week. My best friend jumped of a building. He was in a dark place and I know with just a phone call I could've changed that. We were pretty close.
I took a time off work, showed up late on Tuesday, got injured Thursday. I'm a mess. And it's hard accepting hes not here anymore.

80 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 19:51

Quoted by: >>81

>>79
Shits been too much for me these past months. I live in Philly, I sometimes go to the bridge and just look down and think about jumping. Maybe one day I'll have the courage to do it. For now I'll just let everything slip away.

81 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 20:13

>>80
I'm interested in watching you cut your dick off at the root with a rusty pen knife

82 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 20:39

Quoted by: >>83

Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this. When I want to relax I go into my bathroom and turn on the hot shower. I like the sound of the running water and the steam. It calms me. I sit in there and use my computer/read and listen to the radio. Does anyone else like to stay in the bathroom and listen to the water run?

83 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 03:27

>>82
Yes.

84 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 12:04

Quoted by: >>85,86

Started to realize I have no actual friends, my current ones are not actual friends - They look out only for themselves and no one else, is this apart of getting older? I'm 19 now.

85 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 13:37

>>84
It's usually always like this, you don't find many people who will actually help you.

86 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 14:35

>>84
welcome to 2018 faggot. most people are like that these days, no sense of community anymore. and i got it way worse because my family moved around a lot, imagine moving to a new country

87 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 15:42

Everyone looks out for themselves, doesn't make them not friends. What friends is are basically vesels for making yourself not feel bad. So in theory friendship is egotisical though a win win i most cases.

88 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 17:55

Life's like that. I have maybe 3 or so friends I trust with anything and can count on to help me out if something happens to me. They know I would do the same for them.

Otherwise, there are people I get along with, other friends I have, but they're not true friends like the aforementioned group.

Give it time and don't be afraid to get to really know someone, you'd be surprised what people are interested in when they may not even mention it.

89 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 19:19

Everyone does this, you just gotta keep them in check by making sire they can still benefit from being with you without looking too needy. A.k.a by being a 'good' friend to their needs.

90 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 21:00

it is for some people. i haven't had any friends for a few years and i'm 26. but i was never good at socializing

91 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 09:37

Quoted by: >>92

How do i get my girlfriend to start letting me cum on her? She has a huge fetish for getting creampied and only wants that but i wanna switch it up

92 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 16:50

Quoted by: >>93

>>91
Give her the Alabama hot pocket and finish with a charizard. She'll never see it coming and realise that cum shots are cool

93 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 21:34

>>92
No im serious. Just once i want her to beg me to cym on her and not in her

94 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 21:59

Ever put a popsicle up your own or someone else’s ass?

95 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-13 08:01

I never close doors.

96 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 23:48

What's the point of having Tards in school? They aren't gonna contribute to society so why waste money on them?

97 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 15:44

Hey /lounge/, I was dating this girl and she never broke up with her previous boyfriend, so I cut off all contact between me and her and all information about me flowing to her. Is this a good solution to this problem? Haven't talked to her about it since it was told by friends, and I don't intend to ever talk to her again.

To clarify I didn't know until 3 days ago,I was told by my best friend.

98 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 15:49

Quoted by: >>99,100,101,102

I shit without any clothes and my male friends agree but when females say how I go to the bathroom I say with no clothes and they disagree I don’t get it did cavemen shit with no clothes and cavewomen shit with there fur pelt still on