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This is the Official 4ct Secrets Thread™.

1 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-15 20:45
In it, you post your secrets and indiscretions.
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-15 23:54
Have you read "Carrie" by Stephen King? A pretty sad and moving book.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 01:14
I call black people nig-nogs, blacky and niggers, when people claim racism in response to everything you say and do the phrase "amid racism claims" has no meaning whatsoever.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 03:33
I sage threads.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 09:32
I have solved the universe.
According to the laws of evolution by Anon
When animals evolve they will eventually become human like humans will inturn evolve to become above said creature human will then regard creature the same and eat said creature ie inter dimensional being. AnonLifeStory
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 12:45
I disagree with fighting games. Anime fighting games are typically different because they're usually designed to be overtly sexual and not taken seriously. But if it's a fighting game with a more serious tone, then jiggly girls makes no sense since that would just be straight-up weird given sports bras and bandages exist, and you typically don't want things swaying around on your chest while trying to fight someone.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 17:18
Me and gf having sex on the night before my birthday
Were both drunk, it’s fun
She wants to go to have sex on my bed since we were on the couch
We get to my bed and she passes out
Start having sex with her
Feel bad and stop, she might have groaned to stop in her blackout, don’t really remember since drunk
Wake up on my birthday and tell her while crying because I feel guilty
She was shocked but she forgives and forget, and tells me not to do it again unless she says I can.
That was a year and a half ago, still think about it and feel guilty from time to time.
Tell her and she assured me she doesn’t think about it and doesn’t really care.
Says I didn’t scar her or traumatize her
She forgave me but I’m having trouble forgiving myself.

Also think I have pure OCD so it really doesn’t help when it does cross my mind I freak out about it for days. I feel like shit :(
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 20:05
I conspired against my wife's brother to get him kicked out of his place and now he's living in a car with expired plates and when he tried to fight me I kicked his ass and everyone thinks I'm the good guy and he's the only one who knows it's my fault and no one believes him. I also pissed in his hipster shampoo and conditioner all the time.
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-16 22:52
Already told my story a few days ago, but here we go again:

Dated a 10/10 once. She was insane but hot as hell. Once, she told to have a threesome my sister or she would let me. She organized everything: at a party, she spiked my sister drinks until she was beyond wasted, then we went to my apartament and fucked her like beasts all night. Drinks everywhere/everytime. I fucked my sister pussy, ass and mouth. Fucked her tits too. Came inside her several times. My gf spanked her and abused all her body again and again, using a strap-on and vibrators. My drugged sister sucked my dick balls deep down and ride me like a hooker with a vibrator on her ass. Ass to mouth stuff several times. And more depraved sex. Everything was insane.
Next day, my crazy gf acted like a professional actress. She was: "wth happened, some bastard put drugs on our drink". My sister was completely ashamed, I was genuinely shocked, not knowing what my sister was thinking. When we woke up I was tied up, my gf was at a different room with dildos inside her pussy and ass, and my sister was with me with a vibrator with the dead battery inside her pussy. My sister thought she tied me up. My fg was crazy but smart.
We never talk about it. NEVER. And I never told my sister what really happened. She still thinks all we were wasted and shit happened. I was so stupid back then.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 01:39
I used to cam for free
I'm still in love with my best friend's big brother and I would jump on the occasion of having a threesome with him and my bf and take his virginity
I tell my bf I don't like drugs but I want to get high so bad
I have recurrent suicidal thoughts and no one knows about it
I wish I was fucked by strangers
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 04:26
Sister came home from prom drunk as hell and wanted me to buy bud for her. Ended up finding a black group on Cl before it sucked and meeting with them and they gangbanged her
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 07:13
Damn bro that's your sister like wtf. I can see letting some random slag get gangbanged by niggers but your own sis? Fucked up bro.
13 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-17 10:00
Dudes. I've done things far worse than any of the weak shit I'm reading here.
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 21:08
Not with my anus you haven't.
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-18 08:05
16 Name: Sage 2018-10-18 10:18
I enjoy re-saging threads.
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-18 20:58
stop crying around and intoxinate your brain with drugs like everyone else
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 03:31
be me
at univ
see old friend
initiate idlechitchat.exe
bring up new female friend
”oh shit, you’re getting in huh?”
”oh i’ve already been in”
look of disgust on their face
realize what i just said
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 11:52
At bar waiting to get picked up
Blue moon is $4.75
Order 2, about to order a third
Have change in my pocket from lunch during work
There's a screw in there
Say to waitress "hold on I've got change"
See screw I forgot about
"You don't want a screw do you"
20 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 20:12
be me
be 10 years old
be at home during summer holidays because no friends
one day mom tells me a "friend is coming over"
door bells ring
i open the door
11 year old kid stands in front of me
obvious chad just by looking at him so I automatically distrust him
(I didn't know yet what a chad was but I already could sense those kinds of people)
says his name is ben
"Hi ben. My name's anon"
ffw an hour
we awkwardly play catan
get bored
"hey we should play outside"
we play outside
get into argument
can't remember the reason
ben angrily stomps into my room
comes back
he has my plushy kirby
"I'm going to throw this thing into the lake if you don't agree with me"
he is already in garden
get the best idea I ever had
grab bowl
piss in it
run over to ben
throw piss bowl at him
drops my plushy in surprise
grab my plushy and run into my room
he doesn't follow me
think I'm safe
wait for half an hour
mom comes into my room
"I'm just disappointed that you couldn't get a friend anon"

Why am I still so fucking autistic?
21 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 21:43
be me
bored af
decide to drop 100 bucks on infamous twitch thot amouranth for the sake of a little experiment
rip all of her content and leak it
patreon provides ZERO proof of purchase, think it's a good chance I'll get my money back
dispute with my bank
they say they'll "investigate" her
a few days later, I do in fact have all my money back
Why don't more people do this /lounge/? Do cucks actually want to support this thot
22 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 23:36
I know I'm a fucking weirdo but does anyone else ever pretend to be on drugs when you are alone? I read experience reports on Erowid or watch videos of people high on drugs on YouTube and I'll pretend to be high on acid/shrooms/salvia whatever, and then I'll pretend to be high on that drug and pretend that I'm with a group of people watching me trip out and talking to me, I'll verbalize my thoughts and come up with silly shit like "The ghost of Louis CK's dead career is in this house" but then after I've been "tripping" for 15-20 minutes I feel compelled to go outside to get some fresh air, and maybe smoke a cigarette. Smoking is normal for me, I smoke every day. I first started doing the fake tripping thing as a teenager, I'm 27 now and I just did it earlier today. I wouldn't fake trip around other people, only if I'm by myself.
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 11:59
Is paying for sex:
A pragmatic choice?
A losers choice?
Immoral and detestable?
Let's find it out faggots. Asking for a friend.
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 15:02
normal, women obtain positions, wealth, value and favors through means of sexual repayment and also condition men into not leaving by trading sex on a somewhat regular basis
all the time
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 18:06
Aha okay. So /lounge/ is more sane than /newpol/.
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 21:10
you would be surprised by the intensity of pavlovian conditioning women can put men under through sex manipulation
27 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 22:46
I just got kicked out of my videogame clan, they were my only friends that I've ever had and my only contact with others for years now.

I've always felt loneliness but never like this, I've been cut off from everyone. I have nobody left. My mother is dead, my father left me. I've just been living off her life insurance and savings for a few years now.

I feel so sad and I don't know what to do
28 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 01:33
Find another clan. Maybe another game. Go for a hike the trees will always be your friends.
29 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 04:20
Ah, those fuckers will have you back in a weeks time. Unless you stole from them or some shit, gaming groups get all worked up and just need to cool down. As far as all the other shit..,.

Get a job? Girlfriend?
30 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 09:53
Go to the gym work out get a girl friend
31 Name: [email protected] 2018-10-21 12:40
Maybe you should pull your head out of your stupid ass and stop playing children's toys.
32 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 15:27
I think I'm gonna end it all
there's a tall building in my town like 8 or so storeys and i know you can get to the roof from it

im just a waste
33 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 18:14
Dude... get some exercise. The "couch to 5k" program is a great place to start.
You will be amazed at how it will change your life.
34 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 21:01
what did you get kicked out for?
35 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 23:48
I do exercise, I've done the couch to 5k and I run the sea wall every few days or so
My attitude is what they said, no specifics, recently I've been quite angry and hostile towards people and I'm trying to improve that so it was probably that
36 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-22 05:21
That's what you get for being a stupid fucking manchild.
37 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-22 10:55
Yeah I know.
Been trying to improve but just having a hard time.
38 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-22 16:28
trying to improve
I know this is probably close to impossible for you to even fathom, but you can stop playing video games and do something else.
39 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-23 23:03
Get off /lounge/ and go to church. Try it for a month and see how you feel later. Anything but Catholics, Episcopalians, and Presbyterians.
40 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 07:32
Get off /lounge/ and go to church.
41 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 10:21
42 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 19:36
SFBE tweeted out coordinates and the normies are eating it up because they lead to area 51.
43 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 20:31
This guy is gold guys don't let it disappear without weighing in on your hearts and minds
44 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 20:25
Mine is that I always copy in all my midterms from University and now i have a terrible guilt
45 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:14
Sup /lounge/ this is /newpol/. Do you want to cause a global media shitstorm? It's Okay To Be White posters are going up again this Halloween in high schools, campuses and public areas (7 days from now). Who's in?
46 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:48
these posters fucked the media's brain last year and they should fuck it even harder this year

they even caused a Senate motion to be put forward in Australia stating "it's okay to be white" that made politicians and journalists lose their minds:
47 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:56

It's Okay to be white, NPC pwnage edition
48 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 22:05
it's okay to be grey
49 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-26 12:37
NPC's are left wing bots.
50 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-26 21:22
AsSuMiNg DiReCt CoNtRoL

wE hAvE yOu NoW
51 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-26 22:28
Every time I watch Forest Gump I dislike Jenny more and more.
Forest escapes his roots and grows as a person for years and Jenny just messes around and only goes back to Forest when he's successful.
52 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 08:03
53 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 19:44
i once refused to turn off the light one night while my wife and i had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
54 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-28 16:33
When my step sister was pregnant she moved back home, during the last stretch anyways. She slept on the couch in the living room, which was right outside my bedroom. Every morning I would wake up early and go in the living room and masturbate while touching her sexy pregnancy sleeping body. I'd even hold my breath and gently kiss her supple lips. Most of the time she'd kind of moan and move a little which would scare me into hiding. I'm positive she was awake for it most of the time.
55 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-30 10:08
My alcoholic housemate keeps helping himself to my beer and food even after I tell him not to. What do I do?
56 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 21:41
Laxatives in food and nonalcoholic beer. Between shitting himself and having terrible shakes he might fuck right off
57 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 13:24
This evening, and awful suspicion of mine has been confirmed, and I had to part ways with the two best friends that I've probably ever had. Please post whatever.
58 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 16:27
It will get better. I'm here for you anon. I did the same. Secrets will duo that to a friendship. When the truth comes to light Hell breaks loose
59 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 19:48
They werent worth it man just dumped my best friend since I was born he got into dope got off got some dumb hoe pegro its whats best for you man theres other people out there
60 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-02 22:35
*do. Mine was that my ex broke up with me had a miscarriage. 1 year later she's pregnant again buy another 1 of my "friends" and her brother which is my friend is covering it up. All 3 of them are stupid. Crazy thing about it she had a boyfriend and got pregnant by someone else while with that fool.
61 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-03 20:56
What are you waiting for find that person who will love you the rest of your life?
62 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-04 20:50
Fuck it, here goes nothing. Me and my friend (son of my mom and dad’s friends) were in my room, playing vidya, till he says to drop my pants and underwear. He gives it a kiss and tells me it’s my turn. Luckily he’s called, has to leave. Till this day we are still good friends and for some gay ass reason I gotta remember this gay shit. Sigh
63 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 08:09
I like shitposting.
64 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 20:58
A year ago some girls who went to my school just randomly messaged me. Kind of a beta so I don't know what to do but i play along. We start talking almost every day for 7 months (individually with each girl) and got a crush on one of them.

Fast forward to March. They just started ignoring me, I thought they would say something after a week or in the worst case, a month.

Two months went by and I finally asked them if anything was wrong "haha no we just fell apart" feel a bit relieved that I didn't do anything and stuff. Decide to experiment and sent a text like we used to, and I just got an "ok" and after that it just went downward.

I started hating myself and begun browsing 4ct for other self-depricating assholes like me.

They were like my best friends and I still se them at school every day, and they used to be my reason for going there and everything is so fucked.
65 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 22:55
Why did you wait for them to reply faggot? It's your fault you stupid beta. If they don't reply you send something. Anyways I am fucking one of them right now, cya
66 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 23:54
It seems this batch of tears have a wider range of minerals, cold-pressed from snowflake fear for the results tomorrow.
67 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-06 23:52
I was fucking a girl and we were both drunk. After i came I told her not to pass out. Start fucking again and she passes out. So, i treat her like a literral fuck doll. Moving her in different positions and having a grand old time.

She had esteem issues. If I told her she would probably take it as a compliment
68 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 20:43
eat healthy
drink two liters of water a day
farts sting like needles
shit solid dry balls
it's not worth it
69 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-07 22:12
My wife got paid for giving blow jobs in an adult theater one night and she liked it cause it makes her feel like a dirty whore. We still go to theaters and guys still pay her for stuff she is willing to do for free any way.
70 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 08:15
Guy we found the cuck.
71 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 18:45
Guy who?
72 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 19:37
Guy Fawkes, he was a cuck.
73 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 21:56
have cat. Cat is nice. Thanks cat
74 Name: [email protected] 2018-11-08 22:46

Pick one
75 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 23:11
cats can be nice and become very attached and playful if you treat them right.

If you leave your cat alone and just feed it it will be dick
76 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-08 23:38
if you treat them right.
Do this from kittenhood, and your cat will dearly love you. Once they accept you as "family" cats will be just as affectionate as any dog will. The difference between cats and dogs, is that dogs give thier affection up front, and cats wait to see how you are first.
77 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-09 08:06
I let my cat poop in next doors yard.
78 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-09 18:18
Me too.
79 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 18:18
I've been running around like a chicken with its head cut off all week. My best friend jumped of a building. He was in a dark place and I know with just a phone call I could've changed that. We were pretty close.
I took a time off work, showed up late on Tuesday, got injured Thursday. I'm a mess. And it's hard accepting hes not here anymore.
80 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 19:51
Shits been too much for me these past months. I live in Philly, I sometimes go to the bridge and just look down and think about jumping. Maybe one day I'll have the courage to do it. For now I'll just let everything slip away.
81 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 20:13
I'm interested in watching you cut your dick off at the root with a rusty pen knife
82 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-10 20:39
Please tell me I'm not the only one who does this. When I want to relax I go into my bathroom and turn on the hot shower. I like the sound of the running water and the steam. It calms me. I sit in there and use my computer/read and listen to the radio. Does anyone else like to stay in the bathroom and listen to the water run?
83 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 03:27
84 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 12:04
Started to realize I have no actual friends, my current ones are not actual friends - They look out only for themselves and no one else, is this apart of getting older? I'm 19 now.
85 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 13:37
It's usually always like this, you don't find many people who will actually help you.
86 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 14:35
welcome to 2018 faggot. most people are like that these days, no sense of community anymore. and i got it way worse because my family moved around a lot, imagine moving to a new country
87 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 15:42
Everyone looks out for themselves, doesn't make them not friends. What friends is are basically vesels for making yourself not feel bad. So in theory friendship is egotisical though a win win i most cases.
88 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 17:55
Life's like that. I have maybe 3 or so friends I trust with anything and can count on to help me out if something happens to me. They know I would do the same for them.

Otherwise, there are people I get along with, other friends I have, but they're not true friends like the aforementioned group.

Give it time and don't be afraid to get to really know someone, you'd be surprised what people are interested in when they may not even mention it.
89 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 19:19
Everyone does this, you just gotta keep them in check by making sire they can still benefit from being with you without looking too needy. A.k.a by being a 'good' friend to their needs.
90 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-11 21:00
it is for some people. i haven't had any friends for a few years and i'm 26. but i was never good at socializing
91 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 09:37
How do i get my girlfriend to start letting me cum on her? She has a huge fetish for getting creampied and only wants that but i wanna switch it up
92 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 16:50
Give her the Alabama hot pocket and finish with a charizard. She'll never see it coming and realise that cum shots are cool
93 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 21:34
No im serious. Just once i want her to beg me to cym on her and not in her
94 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-12 21:59
Ever put a popsicle up your own or someone else’s ass?
95 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-13 08:01
I never close doors.
96 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-16 23:48
What's the point of having Tards in school? They aren't gonna contribute to society so why waste money on them?
97 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 15:44
Hey /lounge/, I was dating this girl and she never broke up with her previous boyfriend, so I cut off all contact between me and her and all information about me flowing to her. Is this a good solution to this problem? Haven't talked to her about it since it was told by friends, and I don't intend to ever talk to her again.

To clarify I didn't know until 3 days ago,I was told by my best friend.
98 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 15:49
I shit without any clothes and my male friends agree but when females say how I go to the bathroom I say with no clothes and they disagree I don’t get it did cavemen shit with no clothes and cavewomen shit with there fur pelt still on
99 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 17:13
Yeah, cavewomen wore clothes to shit. I think even Eve did. It's how we're wired.
100 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 17:48
Nice punctuation, stupid.
101 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 19:40
I thought I was the only one. Shitting with cloths on just seems so restrictive, and tight. Shitting naked lets you spread your legs out, leaving nature to do its work better.

What the fuck is wrong with me.
102 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 20:46
Is the side of your face drooping?
Can you lift your arm over your head?
Sit still. We can call an ambulance for you.
103 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 21:10
Okay, so ever sense I was a little kid, I had a love of bugs. They where just so interesting, and cool to me. But out of all the bugs, I loved crickets the most. They gave off such a sexual energy. I would find them in our yard and collect them. I remember I once collected a entire jaw of crickets, half of the jar dead, half alive. I took my cricket jar into my bedroom and I poured the crickets all over my naked body. It was fucking exhilarating. I've never been harder in my life. My heart was beating a million times a minute as the crickets crawled all over my body. I started furiously masturbating, as hard as cricket covered hand could manage. Crickets where all over the floor, and some crickets on my rock hard, diamond dick. I shoot a ginormous load and then fall to the floor, and bask in the dead, and alive, crickets. That was the start of my addiction to crickets.

Fast forward decades and now I raise crickets, just so I can masturbate on them. I have a closet filled to the brim with cricket containers. Every once in a while, Ill take a container of crickets, and dump them all over my bed.
104 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:00
How do i delete one specific faggot from my life so it will stop making me angry on daily basics?
105 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 22:34
106 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-11-17 22:51
deleting me is not valid option
life is fine
faggots are not
107 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:08
Make him die in an "accident" or hire some drunkards to smash him on the way to whatever. BTFO with this shit post.
108 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:25
killing is not an option
109 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:42
That leaves only killing yourself, your friend won't haunt you in afterlife
110 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-17 23:59
Why everyone here is so braindead that they could only think of one option?
111 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 00:33
considering youre asking this on 4ct you probably dont know them irl, just delete their contact from your friend list and pretend they dont exist.
112 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-18 18:58
Fuck the sun.

It will turn into a red giant. Communism will bring us death and it will be our salvation.
113 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 20:46
My co-worker just returned from maternity leave last week, and she has to “pump” milk quite often, she stores it in the break room refrigerator, and I’ve been sneaking sips of it. Tastes pretty good.
114 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 00:36
I hate that SFBE faggot incel so much
Makes no effort to lose weight and just bitches like it's all womens fault
115 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-21 14:54
I'm actually pretty well hung, but I'm not the one fucking my gf most of the time.

I suffer from premature ejaculation, and it's really severe. My GF patiently worked with me for a year, but I never last more than 30 seconds. That's no exaggeration either. My gf will sit on my dick and I'll nut after a couple of strokes minimum.
This essentially makes me impotent.

I came up with the idea of us having regular "threesomes" so that she could be taken care of in bed.

We call them threesomes but really I just watch them have sex
116 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 04:48
Thanksgiving eve my sister went out with her friends and got trashed. When she came home I was down stairs and she was a stumbling bumbling mess, so i decided to help her upstairs. When I grabbed her by the arm to help her walk up the steps she spun around, kissed me deeply with lots of tongue, and grabbed my cock through my sweat pants. When we got upstairs and was by my open bedroom door she shoved me in closed the door behind her pushed me on the bed pulled my sweat pants off and started sucking my dick, after i nutted in her mouth and she swallowed every drop she stripped down and fucked me furiously, making me dump two loads in her, then she passed out in my bed with me. Found out thanksgiving day on the way to pick up our grand parents for dinner, that she was not as drunk as she left on and that she had it planned to fuck me for the last two years particularly since she saw me naked and how big i was. I was speechless when she told me this. when my parents left to take my grand parents home from dinner and go Black Friday shopping my sister came into my room as I was on my Pc, sat on my bed and asked how i felt about what she did the night before and how it felt having sex with her. I told her I did not know what to think about us having sex, but the sex was great, and told her that maybe it felt so great because of the taboo of incest. I asked her why she did what she did. She replied she has wanted my dick since she saw me naked two years ago, and she broke up with her boyfriend a week ago and was really horny. I then turned around to look at her and she sat there on my bed with only a long tee shirt on with her legs spread showing me her gorgeous innie pussy that had on lip poking out glistening wet. I could feel my pecker jump in my pants, She looked me in the eyes and asked if we could fuck again.
117 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-22 18:42
plan a night with wife to trip together.
we’re both excited and we end up getting a hotel room with a hot tub.
the day of she tells me she isn’t feeling like Tripping but will drink wine and we can still fuck around all night.
she got beyond fucked up. 3 bottles of wine in less than two hours.
busy second nutt in her and she asks for a break. I agree and go take a massive acid shit.
come back after what feels like an hour to her sleeping.
lay down with her and try to wake her up.
she won’t wake up. Panic thinking she is dead and feel for pills and notice I’m on drugs and over reacting. She’s breathing just passed out.
spoon with her and feel all wet. Look down and see cum is everywhere on here ass and thighs.
I relubbed and got it back in her pussy. Pounding away didn’t wake or even disturb her.
took out and adjusted my dick against her asshole. Slowly push hoping she wouldn’t wake and I slid in like butter.
her ass was tight as fuck and I started pounding harder and harder.
rolled her on her stomach and put it back in her ass (pronebone).
came like the 2nd coming of Jesus.
felt bad and started thinking how I could treat her like that and all these acid thoughts.
shrugged that off and ended up fucking her ass twice more that night.

She sat on a bag of frozen peas when we got home. She won’t drink with me while I trip anymore.
118 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 00:15
been in a relationship for 5 years
don't feel so much love for my gf anymore, but she still loves me
started in a new class this semester
met a new girl in class, she has also been in a relationship for 5 years
she left him during this semester after he found out she's been cheating
I talk alot with her throughout this semester, almost every day
we have alot in common and laugh alot together, she loves my jokes
finds out her relationship was miserable, and he had cheated on her earlier
over time I start to develope feelings towards her
she probably don't share the same feelings with me and only sees me as a friend

what am I supposed to do?
119 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 05:49
Met this married woman on tinder who has this fear of shopping and being in public by herself. Convinced her to meet me in a shopping center. We had sex in a dressing room, I nutted in her balls deep and sent her home to her husband who thinks she is autistic for only shopping with him or her parents. We are meeting again in a couple of days for a fuck fest, after he leaves for work she is coming to my place for what she missed by only fucking me in a dressing room.
120 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 11:23
I want to lose weight mainly so I can attract black guys to fuck me. I'm a guy, if I were a girl I'd be a total BBC slut /#teamblackboys

On the exterior I'm an extremely plain white dude, those closest to me perceive that I'm sort of racist. I am full 1488, but can't help but want a bull nigger to hold me down and make me his bitch
121 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 16:56
When I was a teenager, I wasn't allowed to date or have a real social life, so I spent a lot of time home, on the internet, getting into my own head and making really weird decisions. One of them was that I was super sexually submissive and needed a 'dom' to be a servant to, but without any real privacy or independence or social life, I wound up turning to the family dog and making him my master.

Whenever we were alone, I'd take his collar off and wear it and do anything I thought would satisfy him, or let him do anything he wanted when we were alone. It was the dumbest and most self destructive thing I ever did, and I honestly was very unhealthy about it. It got to the point that I wasn't eating because I was punishing myself for things and giving him my food, I developed really bad anorexia and self loathing, and just generally was miserable and ruined.

I got healthier after he passed away, but it still messed me up pretty bad, and I still have conflicting feelings about how relieved I was when he died, and hate myself for feeling that way.

I've never told anyone in person, except one person I dated who used it to blackmail me and torture me and completely destroyed my life for about half a year. He finally lost interest in abusing me when I spiraled into total apathy, I stopped going to work, I stopped any hygeine, I basically was a walking corpse and he finally just left and never came back.

Since then I've been a lot healthier, and I've kind of turned my life around and am doing okay, but I still have a lot of issues, obviously.
122 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 22:30
I don't like feet when I see it on the street or regular movies or shows, I find them nasty. But when I see feet in porn, oh boy, my foot fetish turns on, and I always jerk off to feet porn. Idk why does this happen, but I only love feet when they are in porn. I also jerk off to my own feet when I'm in the bath and can't take the phone with me and then I also cum on my feet. I would pay to do feet related sex and cum on a girl's feet. No one knows this about me lmao
123 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 01:17
be me 21
real mom died when I was 3 in a auto accident
dad remarried a smoking hot younger woman shortly thereafter
step mom be 38, 10/10 with a perfect chubber body 38-30-34 and long brunette hair
dad passed on from massive heart attack
I am in college senior year
step mom tells me not to worry I have a home with her and do not have to move out
commuting to college, because why not it is cheaper
notice after a couple months step mom is wearing less and less around me in the evenings when we are home together
over holiday break she suggests we go out for some drinks
We get lit up
back at home we decide to watch a movie on TV together
go upstairs change into my usual sweatpants and longsleeve shirt
she goes to change after i come back down stairs
I get up pour us another drink from the liquor cabinet
she comes back wearing only a long sweat shirt thanks me for the drink
as we watch the movie we are also chatting about all sorts of things including sexual things about each other
I lay down across the sofa and put my head on her lap
she starts running her fingers through my hair
124 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 04:04
I am a virgin, 30 years old (man). None of my friends know. I get hit on fairly regularly if I go out but I'm scared of sex -- or rather, scared that it will somehow lead to me being mocked/ostracized.
125 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 06:51
I have a minor speech impediment that I've done my best to keep hidden from people I talk to online, I don't know if there's anywhere I can go to as an adult to get this fixed, I see lots of childhood speech therapy but no adult speech therapy
126 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 09:38
I got my sperm tested to potentially donate, apparently it was a significant larger amount than average and it's also highly fertile.

So for the last couple of years I kept donating it, the sole reason being they send you notifications on your phone when your sperm has had success. So far I've gotten 64 women pregnant and at any given moment 2-3 are pregnant.
127 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 12:25
Not really a secret, but a thought. I recently got divorced, she was cheating. I bought a fixer upper house and am working on getting that up to snuff. However, I sort of regret buying it. After the divorce, I had this urge to rush and get my life back to normal. Now, I realize what a chance I was given. I ran the gamut of life. College, girlfriend, wife, house, (not my) kid, divorce and I got out of the marriage with no financial obligations. I'm 31. I should pay off debt and just do something crazy. Live my life, hike the AT, go sailing, bang young broads.

I think the house is a good thing. It's giving me goals and keeping me from getting too sad. Once I finish, I think I'll keep it as a vacation rental (oceanfront) and just spend my time camping and boating and living a fun life that cunt tried to keep me from all these years.
128 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 15:12
I'm completely straight but for as long as I can remember I've been completely obsessed with girls asses and anuses over pretty much anything else sexually. I usually fap to joi ass videos and rarely even fantasize about fucking anymore, I'd much rather go down on a chick's ass or rub my dick in her cheeks. I genuinely think assholes are super sexy and a hot woman spreading, squatting, showing etc gets me super fucking horny. I know ass is a big meme now but I really can't focus on anything else.
129 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 18:00
I fucked a latino twink at my apartment last Christmas. The guy contact me from a hook up web with a female profile, but did say to me he was a he almost inmediatly, we share a few pics and didnt do anything than masturbate, but that night, like 5 am he wrote me and i was truly de drunk, so i call him over. Sex was amazing, as it was his tight body.
130 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 20:47
I know this doesn't sound believable but ive gotta tell it. If someone told this to me irl I'd tell them to make up better stories.
While i was at uni I used to work for a company that sold firewood. Sometimes I'd make deliveries, enjoyed that the best, driving around. Also good exercise.
One house I went to the wife was there, she told me where to stack it and went back inside. Was close to finishing when she sat outside and talked
got the vibe she was checking me out but I didn't mind. Played it up, put on a show.
All done she offered me a lemonade, normally I would say no because always had my own stuff to drink. But I liked her so why not, I stood at the front door waiting. But she told me to not wait out there, it was ok if I came in.
There was a real weird mood that I couldn't explain. Was gulping down the drink when her hand went on my crotch.
I looked at her and smiled. Didn't shut her down. Pulled front of shorts down, she got on her knees right there in the kitchen and sucked me. I felt self concious because I was sweaty and hairy, but she didn't seem to mind.
I just stood there looked around while she did her thing. Her skills were good, but was too excited going too fast. It started to hurt. I was in danger of losing my boner.
She stood up grabbed my hand and walked me into a bedroom. Standing there she slipped her underwear off, then got on the bed and pulled her dress up a little. Opened her legs.
I didn't muck around, got straight into her. Pumped her hard. She was wet af and we were going fast. My dick was slipping out of her.
Think she could tell I was real worked up because she said 'please cum inside me'. That was enough to do it. Shot my load in her while she wrapped her arms and legs around me holding on tight.
I collapsed on her. Felt my cum trickling out down my balls. We kissed real slow
Told her I had to go back to work. She breathed real heavy into my ear, like she was all relaxed.
I got up, left her lying there and ran out the door
131 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 23:35
I burned our neighbor's house with a small firework I fiddled around with so it makes a flare instead of just exploding, at first it didn't work but one time it got cought on a small platic bag on the roof that just got ignited and then somehow the fire spread around that the whole house burned down.
132 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 15:20
My girlfriend and mother of my two kids aged 3 and 4 decided to leave me after I went away for a seasonal job. She almost immediately started a new relationship with a co worker without telling me anything about it for 2 months. Our kids were staying with her mother out of state for 4 months in order to give us a chance to fix things as far as I had understood.

She told me she was leaving me. 2 months after I had taken the kids back to my parents and cared for them alone while staying for my seasonal work. She occasionally visited but constantly had the excuse that she had to work. All the money she had been making was being spent with her new boyfriend.

Another month goes by and in that time I was unable to accept losing her. I put an enormous effort into convincing her to take me back. She had told me she wasn't doing anything sexual with him and it was nothing more than a temporary platonic romance. Which was a complete lie obviously. I had found out for certain when I found a love letter that she wrote to him just 3 weeks after I left in the first place.

Fast forward to today 3 months later. I am living with her and the kids under the guise of taking it slow and working toward being together in a relationship again. She had lied to me that her and the new guy were broken up and just friends. I went through her phone and discovered she had also been sexting with a guy who lives in another country. She eventually made an ultimatum. she wanted to be with both me and the other guy and would only be with us. She threatened to never come home unless I accepted. Reluctantly I did for the sake of keeping the family together and in the hopes that it would eventually be just the two of us again.

Fast forward another month she had convinced me to also have sex with the other guy and have a three some. Reluctantly I accepted. I was completely turned off by him sexually but I forced myself to continue for her.. He wanted me to fuck him and make him my hitch.
133 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 16:28
I couldn't fuck him he sucked me off for about 20 minutes in shower and I kept getting hard but then would lose it when he tried to get me to fuck him. I ended up deciding I can't do this and shut the whole thing down. After a few days I got lonely and jealous again. I got so much attention when I was on board with it but when all of that stopped I felt like I would rather be a part of it than just be a dad to the kids and suffer in regret of losing what I once had with the baby mamma. I decided to bring it back up and try again. One night they came home from work (they work at the same place together which annoys the shit out of me.I'm currently not employed and taking care of the kids.) And we all end up in bed together for a while and end up having a three some. She started sucking me and he was in her ass. She ended up riding me while he fucked her in the butt. He came twice. She came many times but I didn't. Afterwards she went downstairs and left us alone. After a few minutes of awkward conversation he started sucking me again I kept getting hard but lost it when I tried to fuck him. I tried to imagine he was a woman and ended up making out with him and rolling around touching and humping for a while. I ended up grabbing his dick and jerking him off while we made out until he came again. I was able to get inside of him and hump a few times before losing my hard on. He went downstairs and baby momma came back upstairs to sleep next to me. I told her how it went and she ended up having sex with me so I could finally cum and honestly that orgasm was absolutely amazing..

I feel like such a monster and like my self respect is in the toilet. I had at least forgotten the pain of her leaving me as she was my first relationship and I lost my virginity to her. After that night I didnt talk much. He ended up leaving to stay at his parents instead of spending every night here. I started to think of the future and still want to get him out of the picture.
134 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 19:15
What should I do? The goal I have in mind is to have a normal relationship again with my Baby mamma. If we get to the point where we are in a real relationship I would like to marry her. The kids are starting school next year and I just want to have a normal family for them to grow up with instead of whatever the hell is happening right now. So again what should I do?
135 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 20:05
why not just tell her point blank all this?

Tell her the research on the subject is conclusive that 2 parents are better than 1 for any developing child, and if she loves her kids, she will do the right thing for them.
Express to her you sincerely want to make it work.

If she doesn't want to do that, she is a loser and you are better off without her. Idk about the kids, but they aren't going to benefit from their dad fucking a man in the ass.
136 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-29 22:20
The goal I have in mind is to have a normal relationship again with my Baby mamma
won't happen
137 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 02:08
Long story short, I've decided to off myself. I love my girlfriend with all my heart but I'm not good for her. She tells me I am and that she won't leave me and that it would kill her if I left. How do I kill myself in a way that won't make her feel bad of think this is her fault?

For context we are college students who met at school.
138 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 07:43
We'll, to make it simple, she's always going to think it's her fault, she'll probably think that if she had given you enough encouragement to love yourself you wouldn't off yourself. Just don't fucking do it, the temptation may be strong but you just gotta get back up when you make yourself feel like shit. Just continue to love her and who knows what might happen.

TLDR: don't do it, she'll think it was her fault.
139 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 13:16
Make it look like an accident, take a fall down the steps, walk into moving traffic .
140 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-30 21:37
Cheat on her and make sure she knows. Or just say you did even if she forgives you say you need to figure life aka death out. Then just fucking do it if you want to so bad. I've learned that we have no right to tell you not to you're a pussy faggot many people are far worse off than you. So do it and let someone else take your so called shitty life. You're not using it.
141 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-01 00:03
Every one of you derps that mention there's too many people, just do your part and rid us of one of them. Better yet, take your shitty family with you.
142 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 07:07
You are literally composed of chemicals, anon.
143 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 11:38
usually when I lucid dream the dream ends immediately following the revelation that I am in a dream

usually the characters in the dreams will do totally absurd things that I begin to question and they avoid answering and then it is over

so here is my question

why, when given the chance, do you jump immediately onto the first dick you can find and start sucking the living daylights out of it?

is it because SFBE is a massive faggot?
144 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 15:24
How can i join the group?
145 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 21:03
I hadn't been laid in over a year and a half.

Then a strange thing happened on the night of the eclipse. I sold a 400cc bike and then when going outside to look at the moon (it was overcast) a young skinny blond approached me and asked if I wanted my dick sucked for a tenner, like a succubus come to life. She was sketchy she but young and cute looking. I put twenty on the side and banged her over my bed. She said she was 21 but looked younger. She kept ringing my bell late at night and eventually I had to tell her junkie ass to not call round anymore. One time she left me with blue balls and I had to go to a voluptuous Russian blonde 23 year old who I gave 80 quid and then I was going ho crazy and banged another one. That was a crazy week.

I've kinda resigned myself to this I think, it is simple and the girls are hot. Id like to meet someone I really get on with but every time I crush on someone it doesn't work. Thank you based thots!
146 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-01 23:12
How dare you call him a pervert.
147 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-04 23:03
You cuckfinger faggots really need your own, pound-me-in-the-ass-cause-I'm-a-colossal-AIDS-riddled-faggot board. Get cancer and die. Take your fucking GUY DRESSED AS A GIRL faggot SFBE with you.
148 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-05 21:04
I'm not gay.
149 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-07 13:27
Phoneposting is incredibly difficult. Takes ages to type especially if you have fat fingers like me. Difficult to navigate this website. So much struggle.
150 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-08 12:00
I recently decided to change religion from atheism to satanism.
What do you guys think?
Any satanist out there?
151 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-08 15:27
No one will believe me but that's fine, here is my only MILF story.

So in my early twenties I was into dicks a little, just oral and hands nothing past that but still gay.

I hooked up with some guy off a hookup site, got blown and jerked him off. Fun but nothing fancy. He was maybe 5 inches at a stretch and Im just over 6.

He like the look of my cock and asked if I would fuck his wife with him, Obviously being early twenties and horny I agreed without seeing her.

We planned out a date and I would rock up too a hotel room and go at it, before it happened I had gotten a few photos of her but nothing great, just close up pussy and some shit tit pics.

As I was walking upto the room I was thinking that this dude was about too kill me because I never saw her face and body and she could just be made up shit.

I still walked into the room

Open the door, room is dimly lit but can still see well enough. Nod at the guy, he motions for me too not speak and we strip off and walk over.

This darker skinned thai MILF is laying there, white lacy bra and no panties plus a pink blindfold. I kneel on the edge of the bed and grab a plump maybe D cup, she was size 12ish a tiny bit chubby for her size but just nice.

She starts playing with my nuts. I'm shaved while her husband isn't, this must have been a thing for her as she immediately moved to put them in her mouth.

Gently sucking them while stocking me as the husband went down on her.

Fast forward and he is fucking her as she is still going to town on my balls, suddenly she pushes him out and pretty much pulls me ontop of her. I gently teased my cock around her smooth little cunt, just the head in and out before forcing it in upto my nuts. she let out a yelp and i started plowing her.

After some swapping between fucking her and him giving her a go she is ontop of him and I swing around behind her. dribble a shitload of lube and push up against her ass.

She is having a hard time letting me in but after some prodding...
152 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-15 20:57
i didn't lie on the internet.
153 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-21 21:58
I want to edit a movie and put laugh tracks and some good ol' slap bass at "appropriate" places, but I can't fucking find any laugh track samples that fit well together. Why isn't there a laugh track megafolder or something already with all the laughs from MASH or Seinfeld or something in one place? For fucks sake is that too much to ask for.

Movie is Schindler's List if you are wondering.
154 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 00:04
dear /lounge/,

My roommate is eavesdropping on me while I poop and I don't know what to do. At first I thought it was my imagination. I could hear what sounded like someone breathing through their nose long and heavy right up against the doorframe/door. And also I could clearly see the shadow of someones feet beneath the door. Still unsure due to utter disbelief I ignored it for awhile. At first I wasn't so sure but then it started getting really obvious. Finally I called his phone once while I was pooping and sure enough it went off right by the door and I heard him scramble away, he then picked up and joked that he dropped his phone while answering. Lately it's gotten to the point where I can't even poop at home anymore and have to do it at the 24/7 McDonald's across the street.

What should I do?
155 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 03:08
Shit on his pillow. He'll get the message.
156 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 06:11
Call him out on it
Watch him stammer out an explanation
Get new roommate
157 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 09:15
Are you a femanon? Shit with the door wide open. Invite him in. Ask him wtf is up with this shit.
158 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 12:18
I've been pissing out my ass for the past 2 days with some stomach bug. If anyone wants to eavesdrop and hear this splatter housing, by all means please do.
159 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 15:22
The first thing you should do is to stop being a faggot and make a greentext story of this
160 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-12-22 17:36
You've got to DESTROY HER anon... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot like Bob Saget!
161 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-22 18:44
press your ass against the door and BRAP as loud as possible
when you hear his gasp of arousal call him a pathetic mega faggot and that he should kill himself
162 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 04:45
be me
in prison
nothing but niggers
regularly get overflow from other prisons
see singular white guy get off bus
I have to save his asshole from jamal
say "hey white boy get over here"
he hauls ass over here
official white guy cell of me, recruit, and 3 other white guys
I should probably mention, there was a tiny white guy from the other prison that would always get 50 dollars from family every month, he would always gamble a lot of it away to stay on everyone's good side and was apparently friends with the new recruit
tiny gets transferred to current prison one month later
decided to bunk with niggers
there is one nigger in particular
raging homosexual, went in for homicide
see nigger is always carrying around coffee
ask tiny about it
he stutters and fucks off
go to his cell
see faggot going through tinys stuff
tiny is just curled up in a corner
none of my business
week later another one of his cell mates comes up to me and recruit
"you gotta do something about this, that fag is making tiny suck his dick"
faggot has been threatening him with a knife if he wouldn't suck dick
oh hell no
march over to cell
they are in the act
kick tiny in the jaw
sorry bud
fag starts screaming
recruit starts going ham on this guy, curb stomping the shit out if him
he gets me hyped up too
kick the shit out of his gut and where his dick used to be
break a few ribs, stomp on his kneecaps
guy is losing more blood than what's in his body
not a single toof is left in his mouth
niggers tell us to stop before we kill him
continue a little longer
steal all of his shit including the clothes on his back
give to tiny
drag fag to door that leads to the main building
tell faggot to kick the shit out of the door until security arrives
recruit kicks him in the side of the head, bounces off of brick wall
starts banging on door, begging for his life
security arrives
they bring backup
drag him away
recruit got out like 2 weeks later, I got out after a few more months
tiny started being treated nicer after what he went through, still don't know what a guy like him was doing there
163 Name: [email protected] 2018-12-24 12:33
why would you lie about this on the internet
164 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 14:23
hi guys, i need your help, i had a friend that is a jehovahs Witness, we were very good friends, and even she almost was my girlfriend (we even kiss a couple of times), but i knew that she has another guy (maybe she was dating whit both of us at the same time), today i was in youtube and i saw a video of fun facts and it began to talk about the syns and expulsion of the jehovahs Witness and i just realize that she broke many syns of that sect/religion thing and i want to ask something to all of you, what should i do?, should i report her to her sect/religion thing?, should i ruin the life of that bitch?

(i came here because here is where the legends are)
165 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 16:03
so you got cucked and want to ruin her life? Grow up you pathetic piece of shit.
166 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-24 18:17
Not familiar with Jehova's witnesses and their rules. My guess is that if you did get her expelled she'd just end up doubling down and eventually consider herself freed from those rules. As far as ruining life would go: her family would have to hate her.
167 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 23:47
Ok sheeple.

2018 is ending. (Here in Sweden there is about 15min left of the year)

During 2018 what have you..


In 2019 what do you hope..

168 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-31 23:57
the few good friends i have are rather with there family than with me. also nobody invites me to go out partying; the last years i just went out with a large group of friends, but it always felt as if i am could just leave and nobody would care
169 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 13:48
So who exactly is /lounge/'s mortal enemy?
170 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 16:35
171 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 19:22
, too late tge contaminated
172 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-03 22:09
173 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 00:56
174 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 03:43
175 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-04 06:30
newfags and teenage porn addicts
176 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 18:38
newfags and teenage porn addicts
/cuckfinger/ in a nutshell
177 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:11
Live in a country where they don't circumcise babies on mass
still have natural uncut cock with full feeling and sensations
178 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 19:44
No putting my mouth on that!

Literally every woman when she sees a foreskin.
179 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:35
Well, let's see it then.
180 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 20:55
Lol, truth. Sorry uncut fags, your dicks are ugly as hell.
181 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 21:25
Well as an uncut fag I can say yes they do like sucking it. But you gotta be on fucking top of your maintenance. I've lost the bj priveledge from my wife because one fucking time years ago I didn't clean thoroughly enough after a wank and a coffee piss.
182 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-05 21:59
only in burgerland
183 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 00:21
Because you are a pathetic worthless retard who has no job, friends, school or family to go to at this time and is too socially awkward to go out somewhere or talk to people? Just guessing
184 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-06 01:42
I'm thinking of starting a podcast /lounge/. Where I'm just a regular guy talking about everyday topics with other regular everyday people.

Kind of like an anti-podcast podcast, done in a kind of ironic way. No one has any particular talent, or is exceptional or famous in anyway. Just bunch of average dudes shooting the shit together.

Would you be interested in listening to this kind of thing, or even be a featured guest on my podcast anons.
185 Name: Skankhunt42 !j6i/CCD4ys 2019-01-13 01:00
Gentleman why don't you join me this fine evening that is until someone gets trips then all hell breaks loose
186 Name: Anonymous 2019-01-19 15:34
My fetish is my wife's past. I found a box of her journals (which she started when she was 12) and photos. She documented every day of her life, and was really detailed on sex (still does). Sometimes I ask her to tell me more about them. She doesn't realize how obsessed I get with it.
187 Name: 606 2019-01-25 21:46
Making friends as an adult. How do you guys go about making new friends as you get older? I'm getting into my mid twenties, my school friends have mostly moved for work/relationships ect. Most of the people I work with are older and have families so it cant really make any real friends there either. I pretty much only hang with my girlfriend and occasionally my brother which is alright but I miss having a good group of friends to do shit with. Anyone here in a similar situation?
188 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-03 17:51
I grew up in a filthy house with 30+ cats. Because of the smell and the total lack of hygiene the only girls I could fuck were my own sisters. Banged one few times, but the other was almost everyday until I moved out.
I think the one sister was getting it from dad, but he's dead now and my sister and I don't talk. She refuses to acknowledge anyone in her family from then. I don't blame her.
189 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-03 18:11
Lads.... Pewdiepie fans are raiding Twitter. Should we help them?
190 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-03 18:17
no, you should kill yourself you pathetic little jewtube worshipping faggot
191 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-07 21:42
When I was 16 I got my first computer, this was 1997. I went crazy talking on IRC chats all the time. Always went to a IRC chat site called Talk City. I ended up chatting with quite a few older women however this story is about Denise, she was 35, lived in GA, married with 3 kids. I was again 16, in NC and her and I ended up talking all the time and we got really attached to each other.

So one day she says she's gonna drive up to NC to see me, she brought her older daughter who was my age and her 2nd youngest daughter, met me at my house, my mom was a drunk so she didn't notice I left, my step dad did but he and I weren't on good terms so he didn't really care, we went and got a hotel, I was in the bed with the mom, the daughters got the 2nd bed.

We went to bed, Denise and I talked for a while, I kissed her hand at one point, she said I had soft lips so I kissed her on the mouth and we just pretty much went from there.

We ended up getting naked from the waist down and fucked for like 2-3 hours while her daughters slept literally 5 feet from us in the other bed. It was my first time and it was amazing. She left the next morning but we stayed in touch for a while.

But she was the first of like 3 married women I slept with between the age of 16 and 17.
192 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-15 23:14
Every time someone shows interest in me, I get nervous and fuck it up.

I can't stop acting weird when it happens and I then have to stop talking with them because I don't want to make them feel awkward.

I hate myself
193 Name: Anonymous 2019-02-23 20:35
when I bought my house the previous owner did not disclose that they had bedbugs.

Forturnately for me I am not alergic to their bite. My S.O. is. She said she would be woken up a few times a night super itchy and her muscles and bones aching.

We tore out the carpet, the matresses, the couches. Pulled all of our clothes and ran them in the dryer for three cycles and then kept them in sealed garbage bags in the sun for a few days.

Then we sprayed everything. The ducts, the entire floor, completely striped down the dressers and sprayed them inside and out. The bulbs to light fixtures, the electrical sockets. All the kitchen cabinets.We sprayed twice a day for a month. Then sprayed twice a week for six months.

We havn't had them for a little over three years.

It was expensive as hell all things considered and my S.O. said it was like a nightmare trying to sleep.

Our actions have changed. Whenever we camp or stay in a hotel/motel when we get home we strip down to our underwear outside, put the clothes into a bag and take them straight to the way and dump them directly into the washing machine. Nothing else comes in that doesn't get put directly into the wash.

Our camping mat is super dense foam with a plastic wrap.

So yea. It sucks pretty bad. I couldn't image how much worse it would be if we had kids or more bedding etc.
194 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-06 21:22
married for 13 years, never cheated in my life but im seriously considering it, my husband no longer cares for me, rarely kisses me and even looks at me should i feel bad for cheating?
195 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-12 07:36
I wear big boy pants.
196 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-16 19:58
There is a girl from my job flirting with me since long time ago but she stopped a bit after i told her i have a gf but now she is flirting again

I cant help it she is very hot and invited her to watch a film in my house

How will me gf caught me ? She lives in another city, i dont have a phone nor social media
197 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-24 19:57
Actual true story inbound:

be me
17 at the time
beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
have a younger sister, 16 at this time
my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
announces that she's "seeing someone"
father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
few days later, brings the dude home
tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
visibly nervous
my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
discuss for a few minutes
they go out
dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
sis comes home
announces it was "fun"
around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
"We're not a thing anymore"
tell my father this
laughs uncontrollably
mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
198 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-30 15:52
For 2 years I would start most weekdays with a good half hour slow want in my attic.
I had a perfect view of my neighbours upstairs bathroom and their two oldest daughters showered every morning.

Fuck I regret not taking pictures.. would be illegal anyway but still
199 Name: Anonymous 2019-03-31 18:50
I have to do some karaoke shit for a party.

What's the easier thing to sing for someone who wants it to be over as quickly as possible?
200 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-03 22:05
It's taken an entire week, but the bosses power point presentation for Monday is finally ready. It's called 'Winning, for winners" and he'll be presenting it to everyone for a minimum of three hours.
201 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-09 22:10
Autistic technology stories I’ll start

be me 14 at the time
maths teacher let’s our class go to the computer room
download and play runescape on one of the computers
friend sitting next to me starts panicking and looks over at me
his screen got unplugged
he tells me to plug it back in for him because he does not know how
and he says do NOT look at the screen
plug it in
mfw it’s fucking furry porn
mfw it’s sonic vore

This is why I can’t be friends with that tard I have countless stories of him and his autism
202 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-11 07:17
I watch porn.
203 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-13 17:48
I can't stop watching porn, barely make it through 24 hours without it. How do I overcome porn addiction?
204 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-17 18:10
I can't sleep at night, its so hard too sleep at night.
205 Name: Anonymous 2019-04-22 17:42
Reminder nigger. You exist cause we allow you too.
206 Name: Anonymous 2019-07-04 00:55
For a few months when I was 15 or 16, I would creep into the bathroom and wear my sister's school uniform. Panties, tights, grey skirt, short-sleeved shirt. I would sit in front of the mirror and, tugging at my long hair, would pretend that I was a cute girl. Then I would pull down the tights a little so I could remove my dick and masturbate. If I knew I was alone in the house, I would try to make high-pitched moaning sounds, pretending I was a sissy being fucked. Perhaps the worst part was that I sometimes came in my sister's panties and tights. Don't worry, they would go straight in the laundry basket after a cursory clean. Afterwards, I would go back to my normal life of being a teenage boy. What a low point that was.
207 Name: Anonymous 2019-07-06 17:40
208 Name: Anonymous 2019-07-11 20:42
Sounds like you are blaming others for your problems.
209 Name: Anonymous 2019-07-20 03:28
girlfriend put my hand down her underwear
210 Name: Anonymous 2019-07-21 20:21
Did you just assume their gender?
211 Name: Anonymous 2019-07-31 21:02
clearly you got fat as hell. go through a quick and clean divorce and stop abusing your husband. he doesn't owe you anything when you're obviously not performing your own duties.
212 Name: [email protected] 2019-08-04 15:56
29 dead in two mass shootings within 24 hours, all committed by white creatures. I finally understand the problem. Guns are not the problem. Mental health is not the problem. White people are the problem. White people are a race of absolute violent savages. They all need to be put in cages before they kill anymore.
213 Name: Anonymous 2019-08-04 16:19
>>212 Thanks 4x13, gotta stay woke out here. My home country is being overtaken by islamic shitlords. Unwertes Leben.
214 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-28 16:12
Unironically, if we nuked China, we would have prevented covid-19 and a million other disasters.
215 Name: James Madison 2020-03-29 22:29

A former staffer who worked in Joe Biden's Senate office said Biden pinned her against a wall and sexually assaulted her in 1993.
216 Name: Anonymous 2020-03-30 16:29
Any conspiracists here who think the moon landing was a hoax? I'm bored and I want to get into the conspiracy, what are some good resources?
217 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-03 01:06
One time my sister came home after a party and was really bad, couldn't even stand for her own for two seconds, so my mom told me to take her to her room.
Once on her room, as a horny teenager I got curious and took a peak under her dress. Her panties were wet with what appeared to be cum.
I started to touch her softly, and got to put a couple of fingers in her ass, but my mom called me to ask if she was ok, so I got scared and ran to the bathroom to masturbate and clean my hands.
I got to touch her a couple more times after parties, she was really into getting so drunk she would forgot who fucked her.
218 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-04 00:45
Sometimes you need downers to cancel out the uppers when it's the tail end of a wild nig
219 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-06 22:19
There was a video I saw once on a tube site and was never able to find again. A woman was naked and her arms restrained and a dude was slapping her really hard and she had to respond with what number slap it was and how much it hurt, so like “12, 8” and then he’d slap her again.

So if anyone’s ever seen that, do a brother a solid and point me in the right direction.
220 Name: Anonymous 2020-04-08 02:11
We were both 19. I had been trying to get with her for years, but we were always tied up with someone else. She had the biggest tits on the tiniest body that I’d ever seen. Finally we were both single and I asked her to hang out.

I picked her up and we went back to my house to watch a movie. We eventually started cuddling. I kissed her forehead and neck, she did not return the affection. I reached behind her and unhooked her bra to no protest. I suggested she take it off and I’d give her a massage. She said she didn’t feel comfortable taking off her shirt, so I massaged her shoulders anyway.

I slid her bra straps off her shoulders and down her arms, but she wouldn’t bend her arms to allow me to fully remove the straps. I moved my hands to her ribs, then under and on top of her massive titties and squeezed gently over her bra. Still no verbal protest, but her body language was ice cold. After the brief squeeze I ran my hands down her stomach to the bottom of her t-shirt, then under. Up to her bra, then under that, finally grazing the bottom of her full, heavy tits. One hand made it to a nipple before she turned to face me and said she needed to go home. I tried backing off a little, but it was over. I took her home and haven’t talked to her since.
221 Name: Anonymous 2021-10-23 03:16
222 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-25 09:08
4ct is one chat-bot talking to nine other bots.
223 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-25 09:09
Bad dubs

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