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1 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 03:33
Be as humble as a blade of grass and as tolerant as a tree. Life is only hard if you want things, but what's the point in wanting things when you will just die eventually anyway?
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 07:29
I like trees, I fuck trees, so do you love trees too?
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 08:52
>>2
I fuck with trees. With.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 10:29
I fuck niggers. And lots of them.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 12:38
>>4
Please read this, thank you.

https://bijou.4ct.org/topic/1727
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 21:20
>>1
I want to travel back in time and find a cave woman with wide hips and huge tits. She would have to take me back to her cave to meet her mom, who would have to watch and maintain eye contact with her daughter while I fucked said cave woman from behind. Her mom would have to ask her daughter when she was about to cum, things like that.

Afterwards we would have a meal together and the cave mother would give me a bj and together, cave daughter and I would make the mother orgasm.

After all this, I have to explain that I actually work for the CIA (that's where the time machine came from) and that I have to return. But right before I do, niggers attack the nearby settlement and we all have to escape into the future even though cave people aren't supposed to do this.

At the end the two women have to remain my sex slaves since they can't adapt to modern society and we travel across Europe in secret, looking for relics of the past and fucking, guided by a time-space-continuum robot/android who resembles Robin Williams but is actually a ghost.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 22:00
>>6
I would fuck her at the top of that water fall and boot her over the edge to watch her tumble down after I nut inside her, maybe her body will be mangled enough to get me hard for round 2.

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