You know there is a way.
Trump is president. Everything is possible.
Reincarnation is literally real and only brainlets will try to deny it. Humanity knew this for millennia until organized religion covered it up to force people into being scared and productive for the sake of civilization. Being afraid of death is retarded you're literally just going to be baby again and enjoy childhood like the countless times you've done it before.
Salvation is escaping the cycle and returning to the scene selection menu but you have to be on a first name basis with the creator of the universe to do that after being a good person for a long time.
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