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58 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-04 22:53
Dipshitter better shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!
59 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 08:45
Please kill yourself right now.
60 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 20:50
My dad dated a woman who had a retarded daughter. She had a blood clot or something and had permanent damage.She was 2 years older than me but had the capacity of a 4 year old. She was non verbal and had other problem to. When we would go to thier place or when they came over they left me to watch her while they locked themselves in a room did drugs and fucked. I was 13 and horny and she had a 15 year olds body and couldn’t say no. I started small touching her and having her touch me but it wasn’t to long before I got bold. Her favorite food was French toast and a shit ton of powdered sugar so I grabbed the can of sugar and dipped my dick in it the I walked up to her with the can and my dick and got her to open her mouth. I put a little sugar in her mouth then had her open again I put some on my thumb and she sucked on my thumb like a pacifier. You can guess what I put in her mouth next. She sucked my dick like it was her favorite treat because it was now. When the sugar ran out she’d stop and I’d dip it in again her rthyimc suck/pumps made me cum super quick every time. Eventually I’d take her virginty and lose mine. That girl had so much of my dna in her she should be legally related to me.
61 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 21:54
I just ate 4 cheesburgers, large fries and drank a strawberry milkshake. Feel sick now. Anyone else feel like this after eating at McDonalds?
62 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 20:26
This isn't burger king or Wal-Mart. Bitching will get you no where.
63 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 21:40
There's nothing to figure out. It was all bullshit, SFBE is just some degenerate living in his parents basement.
64 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-07 14:09
Everyone can die, including me. This world fcking sux.
Nothing is perfect. Everyone is looking for perfection as if it exists. In their fake dreams and hopes and ideals. I know the way to perfect!
The fuck you do. Arrogant men on top. Thinking they ever left the earth and the ground beneath them. They never do. Everyone is delusional and ignorant. And everyone is pathetic, especially those who are afraid to die. And they say things like KYS! Lololol kys! I am so much better than you because I am afraid to die! Lololol. Stfu. You pathetic little whiny btch.
Politics are all homo sexuals pretending to be little girls in a tea party. They are so fking delusional. It is a god forsaken miracle they don't get raped every single day 24/7 and they don't even realize it. Infact they all know subconsciously they are so blessed for being so gay, they celebrate every single fking day.
Today is another day I didnt get raped in my ashole. Bravo guys. Look at how happy I am. Bravo. We all accomplished another succesful day today.
65 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-07 15:19
Have you ever considered a vocational school? At least when you were younger?

Also, at what age did you think to yourself, "man, I need to get out of this place"
66 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 07:05

Starting to see a connotation of the mind.
67 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-12 22:16
How the fuck do people make friends?
By engaging them in conversation, and having a lot of similar interests. If you don't hold very many similar interests, the chances of a friendship with them is harder but not impossible; you'll just have to work harder to find things to do with them to keep things interesting.
I'll give you an example from my own life, I like to read, and generally spend a lot of my free time alone. I have a friend that is an avid outdoorsy type, always fishing, hiking, etc. We both like to smoke weed, though. That's our common interest. To keep things interesting, I will go out of my comfort zone to do things with him he enjoys, in turn sometimes he comes and hangs out with me, for the very same reason. You have to be willing to meet people half way sometimes.
68 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-13 19:04
Play it cool. Don't try too hard. Sleep with other chicks if you want. It sounds like you flat out worshipped this cuck too much, so he lost respect for you and thinks you're a beta. You either need to dump Sean or prove you're an alpha. Up to you.
69 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-15 20:38
i'm a religion fetishist - very tame.

meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i fantasize about the idea of a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.
70 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 21:07
Comes into a pro Trump march armed with bats desguised as signs.
Targets groups of mostly elderly pro Trump stragglering behind outnumbering them 5:1
Still gets their asses kicked.

How can we be violent mobs and snowflakes at the same time drumpftards?
71 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-23 22:58
do you guys ever wash your hands, my friends just asked me about it and think im gross, ive never thought about it and i always thought that people just say they wash their hands but never really do. What do you guys think?
72 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 07:33
do you guys ever wash your hands,
sFBe never washes his hands on the meat counter.
73 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 10:18
Nig nog got niggered.
74 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 19:49
you know whats sad... mcdonalds offers FREE education for GED n shit.. yes after a period of time you are eligible for a FREE GED if you complete the course. does wal-shit do that? if so take advantage of it, get a real job. if not, well enjoy sucking sam waltons dead cock for another 10 years while his family gets that much richer and you stay a poor wage slave
75 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-25 07:06

Got fuck you rrrrrreeeeeekkkkkttttt faggots.
76 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 12:33
77 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 22:07
Only a white boy.

You're an echo of God's thought.
78 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 01:08
Buy the $4.99 20 pack of dew and carry those fucking bags out at top speed with a smile on your face. You'll get some tips.
79 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 02:11
I want to study law, maybe I'll become a lawyer someday. Where should I start?

Many people don't realize that studying law is not much better than studying gender studies. Although it is a bit more useful than gender studies, often it is locally restricted (unless you go with international law), and there are a SHITTON of lawyers. In many countries lawyers earn just above minimalwage, there are so many of them. Sure, every country has their star lawyers earning a shitton of cash, but they are the 0.01%.

Learn something useful.
80 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 04:03
What the fuck gives Walmart the right to check my bags as I'm leaving?
81 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 05:26
The color of your skin
82 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-31 06:00
To make sure fucks like you don't manage to waltz out with plastic gallon tubs full of Monster energy drink packs, or other shit like that.
Worked at Walmart for just a month before I couldn't handle the bullshit any further, and what I just described is something I actually had to deal with while I was there. Granted I live in a shithole of a city where trash roams freely, but still.

Thieving pricks are common as fuck here, at least.
83 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 06:50
You're on their property with their belongings
84 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 07:24
Absolutely nothing, its not illegal to just walk right the fuck out. Unless a cop detains you then you are free to tell them to fuck right off.
It would actually be illegal for them to try to keep you in the store. Thats called criminal entrapment.
85 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 07:58
giving legal advice on /lounge/
sounds legit

brb gonna shoplift the fuck outta Walmart
86 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 08:31
If they want to look at my bags or reciept they can carry it out to my truck for me.
87 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 09:05
They don't have the right, most people just let it happen
88 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 09:55
You dont have to acknowledge them your free to keep walking there will do nothing to stop u unless you are stealing, then they will. They just know most sheep will submit
89 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 10:45
most sheep will submit

do you not, Mister Big Bad Internet Wolf?
90 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 11:19
<crminal confinment.
Entrapment is when they trick u into getting yourself in trouble
91 Name: Anonymous 2458-05-09 21:56
<obvious five eyes employee
Hello agent douche
92 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-11-01 19:58
I should mention that it's common for thieves to forge Walmart receipts, and by forge they literally just walk in with old receipts, get whatever is on said receipt, and try to walk out with it all. So greeters will check your receipt and check your bags to double check for theft (usually by checking the date the receipt was printed), but sometimes to even make sure the cashier didn't fuck up. Sometimes we forget those water bottles in the bottom of the basket, it's shitty when it happens cause it fucks everyone up.
Or people try to (somehow) sneak shit from cashiers, it's why you're taught in training some stupid acronym to be reminded to check the bottom of baskets, and to always check items that could easily store things away from sight. It's also why cashiers get pissy if you don't just listen to us and leave your heavy items in the bottom of your basket (It's easier for them to go around with their scanner gun than you or them exerting energy you both wouldn't want to exert, assholes)
93 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 20:00
Did wallmart really take good care of you and pay you enough to even give a fuck? Also how has your quality of life improved since leaving said job?
94 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 20:03
did walmart pay you to do your job??????
95 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 20:07
did they pay you "enough" to do amount of job they ask
96 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 20:12
All in all if you walk in looking like a fucking crackhead in any store, any worker is gonna look at you stupid and keep an eye out for you. If you act like you have something to hide, we're gonna notice, and we're gonna get on your ass about it.
But if you're just trying to shop and have a good enough day then most people recognize that and will be chill. Retail workers hate being annoying and stupid but we can't really do much when our bosses breathe down our necks about credit card sign ups (and actively punish whole groups of people if they don't constantly ask customers about them) or acting like being a fuckin' prick hanging off your ass is good business practices for hospitality.

I hate the daily grind but I like my money, better than communism but capitalism still sucks.
97 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-31 21:05
Is this a joke cause this is heehee ha ha funii.
No but seriously you're joking right.

When you go into Walmart's training program they talk to you like they're gonna nurture you into the job for about a good month until your "graduation" as a full fledged employee. I was out on the floors less than two weeks in. First ever job, high social anxieties and shit so they put me as a cashier, how fun. I started at $11 an hour and was working all day shifts pretty much. Compared to my current job at a local store, I got better treatment technically. At least at Walmart they were serious about breaks/lunch, you have to be in California due to our laws (You can't work over 5 hours without a 10-15 min rest, and you have to have a lunch always if I'm not mistaken, but of course that depends on how long you work) so while the days were tiring I was compensated. What made the job so shit was the lack of care (obviously) and the customers. I understand we all get busy but it's not my fault that there's only one CSM on our floor usually. I would send myself into stress attacks in front of customers due to my cash register fucking up or simply needing something at the moment out of my control. The lack of sleep and long shifts didn't help with this.

Lack of care? Eh, they act like people don't get punished for speaking against upper management or workplace shit like that, but they do. Ex co-worker had her shifts fucked with after speaking against her managers we're being power-hungry faggots who liked fucking with people. Not to mention you work with so many people if you get hired at Walmart, so unless you're able to stick to someone easily during training, you're kinda fucked if you're a socially inept faggot like myself. When I quit they started cracking down on the credit cards, and managers would round up cashiers to pretty much tell us our jobs were on the line if we didn't constantly bug every customer about the credit cards.
98 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 02:38
I think the acronym you're referring to is Bob (bottom of basket) and Alice (Always look in cart everytime). They are also the characters used in explaining cryptology, but that's beyond the scope of this discussion.
99 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 05:26
Dunno where you live but they can't even accuse you of shoplifting here unless you've completely left the store.

Way back when I worked retail at a skateshop we could say shit like "just bring that up to the counter when you're ready" or something similar to let them know we knew they had merch but it was sort of a waste of time imo considering I could just wait until they walked out then have security deal with them before they left the mall.
100 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 03:13
nearest walmart to me is a chill as fuck place between two small mostly white townships and a big fucking ass military base
inside is fairly well taken care of
never once get checked
sometimes I have to drive to a walmart thats inside a large city because reasons
the layout is always shit
its always loud
the speedy and self checkout lines are unoccupied as fuck
get checked every other time
and the times I do get checked is when im sandwiched between a nigger and a family of whales probably just because they dont wanna seem racist or classist
101 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 16:33
Guys I work as a customer host/greeter/asset protection or whatever the fuck they call us, and I don't check receipts

As a matter of fact I let customers have all their freedom, I even let them exchange there items late at night for other ones without telling them "No you can't customer service is closed" I just tell them to get the item they want and leave the old one behind kek.

Nobody has caught me yet, checking receipts is absolutely retarted, and when somebody tries to steal, I just pretend I didn't see.

I'm just tired of the Walmart bs, also there's too many hipsters that yell out " I hate fucking Walmart" as they walk out.. Tired of the bs rules.
102 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 22:09
This. I’m in dress clothes with a sport jacket the few times I have gone in there and have never been checked and I use the self checkouts. Of course I’m not a nigger or dressed like trailer trash.
103 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-03 22:02
Would you say more milf go to walmart as opposed to other stores?
Main demographic?
104 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-11-04 17:29
Yes ,though there might be some socio-economic reasonings behind it. Main demographic is everyone because there arent many stores around.
105 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-05 23:54
Vote for Mccarthyism. Vote for a fake conservative. Vote for people too dumb to work a McDonalds but rich. For for a man who wants trumps orange baby cock. Vote GOP when all the old GOP left and became independents.
106 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-06 08:34
107 Name: Anonymous 2021-11-25 09:01
I shop at Walmart cos it's cheap

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