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Wal-Mart Thread.

1 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-22 15:23
Ask someone who has been working at Wal-Mart for over a decade anything!!!
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 15:32
I'd say you aren't moving forward in life because of your job choice, but you also post the same damn thread year which tells me you aren't moving forward.
3 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-22 15:39
Theres no where to go, hence the monotony.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 15:46
I didn't come here to ask anything. I'm just here to say I'm sorry you poor, poor creature.

I worked there a little over two years off and on between finding better things. That was more than enough.
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 15:59
How did you keep your job for so long? I was under the impression that they cycled their workers out regularly to keep wages low.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 17:03
A debate can not be resolved. This is the essence of a debate.
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 17:15
Why haven't you killed your co-workers/colleagues yet SFBE?

Also, say nice things about Maryland Rite Aid shooter.
8 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-22 17:18
Probably because everyone here is a NEET incel sperg who doesn't have any coworkers or colleagues.
9 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2018-09-22 18:28
You're an anus.
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:11
So... I hear that this SFBE guy is a faggot...
11 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-22 20:24
This faggot is like spleehhhh? How bout me in this thread too, please listen to my post, I like spleehhhh. We're all spleehhhh freaks here, get used to it muther fuckers.
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:41
Be me
Hate life
Hate my job, never talk to anyone
No friends or social life
No gf ever, still virgin
Family doesn’t like me cause I’m a failure
Go home everyday and just look at memes
Check The Barrel to see latest pseudposting
Sees a sfbe post
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 20:55
shoot up a school
plant a bomb
create a virus to wipe out of the planets population

im not saying its my dream that humans go extinct but it is
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 21:15
Lets all point and laugh at op

15 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 14:49
You are beta, weak, and the lowest denominator. No one will ever respect you and you are trash. Have a good life, faggot.
16 Name: *CowShit* 2018-09-23 17:14
Shit farts on face Pfffffffffffffffffffff.
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 18:18
Yeah I'm in the same boat as this sfbe guy. I haven't done shit with my life for five years. What can we do to fix it, anons?
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 00:26
ive been NEET for 7 years now
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 09:28
7 months*
20 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 19:53
I'm waiting for you anon, hurry up
21 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 20:23
Clearly another variant of a cucking thread.

There seem to be a lot of men on this forum who get turned on by humiliation and being dominated sexually.
22 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-25 20:49
I'm not a democrat or a republican. They are oth fucking stupid in their own way.

But Trumptards are something special. "hurr da economy is best ever. Trump said so."

Unemployment was going down for all of Obama's last term, and at a fast rate. So 4 years of 2+ million job growth and not a peep. Trump has one year of 1.7 Million job growth and all of a sudden "Trump is da great president."
23 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 21:02
Be flexible
Bend over and lick the tip of your pp
Start practicing
Get good
Now your able to get the whole thing in your mouth
you are gay?
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-26 21:32
you want some attention

Here is your attention

Go fuck yourself
25 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-27 12:54
Fuck you faceface!!!!!!!!
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-27 19:52
After reading this post I now have crippling back problems, I have blood cancer, and I'm a discordian absurdist that only enjoys the chaos. I will happily meet my death with relief.
27 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-28 22:50
Cock is salty, it taste like you are licking salty skin.

Lick your arm and that's what it taste s like. The thrill of giving pleasure is what turns me on. So i enjoy sucking dick if he enjoys having his dick sucked.

Same thing with anal, if he is dominant and fucks with a passion the pain goes away and it feels great.
28 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 09:40
How much do you need to be paid to suck a dick before it's not gay?
29 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 14:54
all these troll threads wouldn't exist if you stopped feeding them
30 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 18:06
Are you that autistic and insecure you can't just ask? The fact you are even thinking this way means you're a closet fag.
31 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-29 18:43
NOBODY NEEDS AN AR-15. how can you idiot americans actually think anyone needs something called the AUTOMATIC RIFLE 15? You do not need a fully semiautomatic 30 round clip to shoot a deer okay? Only bolt action guns should be legal.

I grew up around guns, i am a die hard second amendment supporter. But semi-autmatics, fully semi-automatics, full auto ammunition, assault guns with too many clips and guns designed to kill people should all be banned. That's just common sense. After that you can have all the guns you want.
32 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 14:50
Then get qualified and get your GED. You fucking NEET retards act like it's impossible - like all change is impossible.
pick an interest
go to tech school or some other certification program
12 months later complete it, get certified
bam, just like that, doors have opened.
apply to big business, Boeing is always a good call and usually willing to train people
get hired, keep your head down and be another cog in the machine
It's literally that easy.
33 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 15:19
What is the grossest thing you saw while at Walmart?

If you could kill anyone you worked with who would it be and why?

What is your worst memory from working there?
34 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-30 15:43
"ughhh not tonight, i'm tired."
35 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 17:49
Would you say 'nein' for my man?
36 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 18:00
is it gay to masturbate? i mean, you're not only touching a dick, but you're jerking it off until it cums.
37 Name: RedCream 2018-09-30 18:17
Using the same logic , wiping your ass makes you gay . So I'm gonna say no .
38 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 18:32
Look man you cant just come in here with that aggression, its harshing our mellows.
39 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 18:56
Dicks are fun to play with, and IMHO the male form can be just as shapely and beautiful as that of the female.
40 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 02:03
Imagine being a literal fag, I'd prolly just kill myself at that point tbh
41 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 06:33
The Western world is done, welcome your nigger overlords and a new vision of the west looking like Africa in not too many years time.
42 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 07:51
Only lower class slave stock whites will be bred out by niggers. Anglos will be sitting pretty.
43 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 07:54
Low white + nigger = more competent nigger with the slave mentality. So it's hedging the bets in case robotics and AI don't take off.
44 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 08:00
When you think of the future you should think of San Francisco not Tel Aviv. But then think of Siberia, which is a more appropriate vision of the future in the next 20 years. Ice, and lots of it.
45 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 11:51
Cold and ice will keep the niggers away, the only place in the world where white people will survive.
46 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 17:47
I think I jerked too much without lubrication yesterday and my dick got swollen. Any tips with this situation?
47 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 18:37
Jerk it in the opposite direction until it goes back down.
48 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 19:44
without lubrication
Guy raped by the jew detected
49 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 20:18
It's called "erection" it happens when people like you see porno gay or have their salivation increased by looking at a nice big cock
50 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 20:43
Make a lot of money and be confident. Don't throw it in her face, but make it clear you don't require her presence in your life to be successful.

You can abuse her into it, but it's better if she does it on her own. Make her feel sexy and she will want to be your whore

Dont be a bitch about it and if she has half a brain she will be your slut.
51 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-03 19:06
How do i make life interesting without drugs? All i want to do is smoke weed and then after im not sure what to do but ill be high so i feel alright with that. I try to stay busy, exercise, work, see friends but at the end of the day i want to smoke. My familys worried because since i finished highschool 2 years ago ive become a recluse.
52 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-03 21:29
Smoke weed all day.
53 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 05:57
54 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 14:45

Sometimes a fucking love Darwin. Biological waste like >>1, will NEVER EVER get to reproduce their genes. Just KYS >>1, you're sub-human
55 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 18:33
So, I have never been attracted to another man. Never once looked at another man in any type of way. However, I occasionally, maybe once every 3 months, like to wank to bi porn. I am utterly repulsed afterwards, but just as I am for other fetishes I have (Sometimes like watching a chick piss her pants, to give you my worst fetish). Now keep in mind, I know I would never do these things in IRL, because I know in an IRL context they wouldn't turn me on, in fact probably off.

So, am I part fag? Or am I just sexually deviant.
56 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-04 19:26
You're only disgusted afterwards because you want to be. You're trying to deny what you're into, which is only going to lead you to being massively confused and miserable. You absolutely will end up in bed with a man at some point and you're going to realize how ridiculous you were for denying your faggotry.

Speaking from experience btw
57 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 19:54
when you become able to either not mock someone from saying otherwise or fearing the problems you created, you will be able to give advice.
58 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-04 21:53
Dipshitter better shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!
59 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 07:45
Please kill yourself right now.
60 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 19:50
My dad dated a woman who had a retarded daughter. She had a blood clot or something and had permanent damage.She was 2 years older than me but had the capacity of a 4 year old. She was non verbal and had other problem to. When we would go to thier place or when they came over they left me to watch her while they locked themselves in a room did drugs and fucked. I was 13 and horny and she had a 15 year olds body and couldn’t say no. I started small touching her and having her touch me but it wasn’t to long before I got bold. Her favorite food was French toast and a shit ton of powdered sugar so I grabbed the can of sugar and dipped my dick in it the I walked up to her with the can and my dick and got her to open her mouth. I put a little sugar in her mouth then had her open again I put some on my thumb and she sucked on my thumb like a pacifier. You can guess what I put in her mouth next. She sucked my dick like it was her favorite treat because it was now. When the sugar ran out she’d stop and I’d dip it in again her rthyimc suck/pumps made me cum super quick every time. Eventually I’d take her virginty and lose mine. That girl had so much of my dna in her she should be legally related to me.
61 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 20:54
I just ate 4 cheesburgers, large fries and drank a strawberry milkshake. Feel sick now. Anyone else feel like this after eating at McDonalds?
62 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 19:26
This isn't burger king or Wal-Mart. Bitching will get you no where.
63 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 20:40
There's nothing to figure out. It was all bullshit, SFBE is just some degenerate living in his parents basement.
64 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-07 13:09
Everyone can die, including me. This world fcking sux.
Nothing is perfect. Everyone is looking for perfection as if it exists. In their fake dreams and hopes and ideals. I know the way to perfect!
The fuck you do. Arrogant men on top. Thinking they ever left the earth and the ground beneath them. They never do. Everyone is delusional and ignorant. And everyone is pathetic, especially those who are afraid to die. And they say things like KYS! Lololol kys! I am so much better than you because I am afraid to die! Lololol. Stfu. You pathetic little whiny btch.
Politics are all homo sexuals pretending to be little girls in a tea party. They are so fking delusional. It is a god forsaken miracle they don't get raped every single day 24/7 and they don't even realize it. Infact they all know subconsciously they are so blessed for being so gay, they celebrate every single fking day.
Today is another day I didnt get raped in my ashole. Bravo guys. Look at how happy I am. Bravo. We all accomplished another succesful day today.
65 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-07 14:19
Have you ever considered a vocational school? At least when you were younger?

Also, at what age did you think to yourself, "man, I need to get out of this place"
66 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-09 06:05

Starting to see a connotation of the mind.
67 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-12 21:16
How the fuck do people make friends?
By engaging them in conversation, and having a lot of similar interests. If you don't hold very many similar interests, the chances of a friendship with them is harder but not impossible; you'll just have to work harder to find things to do with them to keep things interesting.
I'll give you an example from my own life, I like to read, and generally spend a lot of my free time alone. I have a friend that is an avid outdoorsy type, always fishing, hiking, etc. We both like to smoke weed, though. That's our common interest. To keep things interesting, I will go out of my comfort zone to do things with him he enjoys, in turn sometimes he comes and hangs out with me, for the very same reason. You have to be willing to meet people half way sometimes.
68 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-13 18:04
Play it cool. Don't try too hard. Sleep with other chicks if you want. It sounds like you flat out worshipped this cuck too much, so he lost respect for you and thinks you're a beta. You either need to dump Sean or prove you're an alpha. Up to you.
69 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-15 19:38
i'm a religion fetishist - very tame.

meaning i fetishize religious clothing, ceremony, rules, the authority aspects, and how they relate to gender.

essentially, i fantasize about the idea of a matriarchal church where only women can be ordained, lead, etc - and i want to feel fully inferior to them, envious of them, and totally reverent towards them.
70 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 20:07
Comes into a pro Trump march armed with bats desguised as signs.
Targets groups of mostly elderly pro Trump stragglering behind outnumbering them 5:1
Still gets their asses kicked.

How can we be violent mobs and snowflakes at the same time drumpftards?
71 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-23 21:58
do you guys ever wash your hands, my friends just asked me about it and think im gross, ive never thought about it and i always thought that people just say they wash their hands but never really do. What do you guys think?
72 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 06:33
do you guys ever wash your hands,
sFBe never washes his hands on the meat counter.
73 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 09:18
Nig nog got niggered.
74 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-24 18:49
you know whats sad... mcdonalds offers FREE education for GED n shit.. yes after a period of time you are eligible for a FREE GED if you complete the course. does wal-shit do that? if so take advantage of it, get a real job. if not, well enjoy sucking sam waltons dead cock for another 10 years while his family gets that much richer and you stay a poor wage slave
75 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-25 06:06

Got fuck you rrrrrreeeeeekkkkkttttt faggots.
76 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 11:33
77 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:07
Only a white boy.

You're an echo of God's thought.
78 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 00:08
Buy the $4.99 20 pack of dew and carry those fucking bags out at top speed with a smile on your face. You'll get some tips.
79 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 01:11
I want to study law, maybe I'll become a lawyer someday. Where should I start?

Many people don't realize that studying law is not much better than studying gender studies. Although it is a bit more useful than gender studies, often it is locally restricted (unless you go with international law), and there are a SHITTON of lawyers. In many countries lawyers earn just above minimalwage, there are so many of them. Sure, every country has their star lawyers earning a shitton of cash, but they are the 0.01%.

Learn something useful.
80 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 03:03
What the fuck gives Walmart the right to check my bags as I'm leaving?
81 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 04:26
The color of your skin
82 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-31 05:00
To make sure fucks like you don't manage to waltz out with plastic gallon tubs full of Monster energy drink packs, or other shit like that.
Worked at Walmart for just a month before I couldn't handle the bullshit any further, and what I just described is something I actually had to deal with while I was there. Granted I live in a shithole of a city where trash roams freely, but still.

Thieving pricks are common as fuck here, at least.
83 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 05:50
You're on their property with their belongings
84 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 06:24
Absolutely nothing, its not illegal to just walk right the fuck out. Unless a cop detains you then you are free to tell them to fuck right off.
It would actually be illegal for them to try to keep you in the store. Thats called criminal entrapment.
85 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 06:58
giving legal advice on /lounge/
sounds legit

brb gonna shoplift the fuck outta Walmart
86 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 07:31
If they want to look at my bags or reciept they can carry it out to my truck for me.
87 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 08:05
They don't have the right, most people just let it happen
88 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 08:55
You dont have to acknowledge them your free to keep walking there will do nothing to stop u unless you are stealing, then they will. They just know most sheep will submit
89 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 09:45
most sheep will submit

do you not, Mister Big Bad Internet Wolf?
90 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-31 10:19
<crminal confinment.
Entrapment is when they trick u into getting yourself in trouble
91 Name: Anonymous 2458-05-09 20:56
<obvious five eyes employee
Hello agent douche
92 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-11-01 18:58
I should mention that it's common for thieves to forge Walmart receipts, and by forge they literally just walk in with old receipts, get whatever is on said receipt, and try to walk out with it all. So greeters will check your receipt and check your bags to double check for theft (usually by checking the date the receipt was printed), but sometimes to even make sure the cashier didn't fuck up. Sometimes we forget those water bottles in the bottom of the basket, it's shitty when it happens cause it fucks everyone up.
Or people try to (somehow) sneak shit from cashiers, it's why you're taught in training some stupid acronym to be reminded to check the bottom of baskets, and to always check items that could easily store things away from sight. It's also why cashiers get pissy if you don't just listen to us and leave your heavy items in the bottom of your basket (It's easier for them to go around with their scanner gun than you or them exerting energy you both wouldn't want to exert, assholes)
93 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 19:00
Did wallmart really take good care of you and pay you enough to even give a fuck? Also how has your quality of life improved since leaving said job?
94 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 19:03
did walmart pay you to do your job??????
95 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 19:07
did they pay you "enough" to do amount of job they ask
96 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 19:12
All in all if you walk in looking like a fucking crackhead in any store, any worker is gonna look at you stupid and keep an eye out for you. If you act like you have something to hide, we're gonna notice, and we're gonna get on your ass about it.
But if you're just trying to shop and have a good enough day then most people recognize that and will be chill. Retail workers hate being annoying and stupid but we can't really do much when our bosses breathe down our necks about credit card sign ups (and actively punish whole groups of people if they don't constantly ask customers about them) or acting like being a fuckin' prick hanging off your ass is good business practices for hospitality.

I hate the daily grind but I like my money, better than communism but capitalism still sucks.
97 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-10-31 20:05
Is this a joke cause this is heehee ha ha funii.
No but seriously you're joking right.

When you go into Walmart's training program they talk to you like they're gonna nurture you into the job for about a good month until your "graduation" as a full fledged employee. I was out on the floors less than two weeks in. First ever job, high social anxieties and shit so they put me as a cashier, how fun. I started at $11 an hour and was working all day shifts pretty much. Compared to my current job at a local store, I got better treatment technically. At least at Walmart they were serious about breaks/lunch, you have to be in California due to our laws (You can't work over 5 hours without a 10-15 min rest, and you have to have a lunch always if I'm not mistaken, but of course that depends on how long you work) so while the days were tiring I was compensated. What made the job so shit was the lack of care (obviously) and the customers. I understand we all get busy but it's not my fault that there's only one CSM on our floor usually. I would send myself into stress attacks in front of customers due to my cash register fucking up or simply needing something at the moment out of my control. The lack of sleep and long shifts didn't help with this.

Lack of care? Eh, they act like people don't get punished for speaking against upper management or workplace shit like that, but they do. Ex co-worker had her shifts fucked with after speaking against her managers we're being power-hungry faggots who liked fucking with people. Not to mention you work with so many people if you get hired at Walmart, so unless you're able to stick to someone easily during training, you're kinda fucked if you're a socially inept faggot like myself. When I quit they started cracking down on the credit cards, and managers would round up cashiers to pretty much tell us our jobs were on the line if we didn't constantly bug every customer about the credit cards.
98 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 01:38
I think the acronym you're referring to is Bob (bottom of basket) and Alice (Always look in cart everytime). They are also the characters used in explaining cryptology, but that's beyond the scope of this discussion.
99 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 04:26
Dunno where you live but they can't even accuse you of shoplifting here unless you've completely left the store.

Way back when I worked retail at a skateshop we could say shit like "just bring that up to the counter when you're ready" or something similar to let them know we knew they had merch but it was sort of a waste of time imo considering I could just wait until they walked out then have security deal with them before they left the mall.
100 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-27 02:13
nearest walmart to me is a chill as fuck place between two small mostly white townships and a big fucking ass military base
inside is fairly well taken care of
never once get checked
sometimes I have to drive to a walmart thats inside a large city because reasons
the layout is always shit
its always loud
the speedy and self checkout lines are unoccupied as fuck
get checked every other time
and the times I do get checked is when im sandwiched between a nigger and a family of whales probably just because they dont wanna seem racist or classist

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