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Christianity is a mental illness.

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-12-25 13:13
Daily reminder that Christianity is a mental illness and the only cure for this is a bullet to the head, all bible thumpers and bible thumpers sympathisers are NOT welcome on this board let alone this planet. Fundamentalist Christians are brainwashed to hate anything that opposes their gay bashing, illogical, self-contradictory rhetoric.

I've never had gay people show up at my door and give me pamphlets, trying to get me to come to their gay club. It's always religious people showing up, giving me pamphlets and trying to get me to come to their church.

Now, tell me again who has the agenda? Kindly do society a favor and jump off a bridge.

Reply to this thread or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
This text negates all immunities
2 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-04 22:19
Thank you for this.
3 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-16 12:07
>>1
I mean, I can't quite get behind the whole bullet to the head garbage, but most of this checks out aside from the violence.
4 Name: Anonymous 2018-01-28 01:54
Gotta get paid to get laid y'all
5 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-08 15:40
>>4
I suppose that explains all the church sex scandals.
6 Name: Anonymous 2018-02-20 05:28
7 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-03 19:15
>>6
If this collage makes sense to you, you need long term inpatient therapy and life long outpatient/medication.
8 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-15 09:02
>>7
collage? nigga you high?
9 Name: Anonymous 2018-03-26 22:49
>>7
Why is it whenever a christcuck gets btfo his first impulse is MENTAL ILLNESS REEEE. You really can't think of anything better?
10 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-07 12:36
How long do you guys tolerance break for? On day three at the moment.
11 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-19 02:23
>>10
So can we hang out?
12 Name: Anonymous 2018-04-30 16:10
13 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-12 05:57
>>12
My tolerance is always low.
14 Name: Anonymous 2018-05-23 19:45
Which Youtube channels are you surprisingly havnt been banned
15 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-04 09:32
>>14
Do your own un-american, anti-freedom, censorship work, YouTube.
16 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-14 19:02
>>14
YouTube Spotlight
17 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 23:20
t. ADL/They Can't
18 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 00:08
There is an inhabited planet over 2 light years away from earth that was tecnhologically made uninvisible this past week which made created a gravitational shock wave that will hit terra in a little over 2 years from now. It is an earthquake of planetary and galactic proportions. Good luck out there people. just kidding
19 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 00:18
We gotta put our >>18 retard minds together to build a spaceship capable of carrying a nuclear warhead big enuff to turn those space chimps to dust
20 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-06-16 01:24
>>1
So I’m willing to bet your parents never told you about Santa and the Easter bunny either huh?
21 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 01:29
>>20
The biggest hypocrisy of the left, ladies and gentlemen. Condemnation of Christianity, and someone's beliefs they don't agree with.
22 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 01:34
>>20
They did. They visit me at least once a year. Leave me lots of goodies. But you wouldn't know cause faggots like you don't have the pleasure of receiving the Holy gifts of Santa and the Easter Bunny.
23 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-06-16 01:48
>>22
I’m sure you love receiving pleasure from the Holy Spirit. But IM the faggot top kek
24 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-16 01:56
>>23
Candy and toys as far as they eye can see. And the best part, if I run out of room to keep all of it, I just kick my parents out of another one of their rooms to expand my collection
25 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-22 17:30
>>23
That attempt on my life has left me horribly scarred.
26 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-23 18:17
>>23
Judging by the Google translation, it looks like it was translated through several different languages multiple times.
27 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-13 19:34
>>23
you're a faggot

sage
28 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-16 18:09
>>27
Rude.
29 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-17 18:49
>>28
You.
30 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 13:11
>>29
Boo.
31 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-18 16:04
>>30
Shhhhhhh
32 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-20 11:00
>>31
Pßsssßsssssss.
33 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-21 04:37
Here is your daily reminder that religion is a man made invention designed to scare and control primitive people.

No sane, intelligent person would ever worship an invisible God that they haven't seen or spoken to.

Become an agnostic atheist today! and rid yourself of these poisonous lies that your theistic parents have taught you to believe.
34 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-21 15:44
Or yanno, think for yourself on the subject of religion. Not every religion treats people like the monotheists do.
35 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 00:04
>>34
People that think about religion, aren't religious. Because if they thought about the bullshit they are signing up for, then they'd realise how morally bankrupt it all is.
36 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 05:38
>>33
Many intelligent people believe in god.
You're a retard
37 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 11:11
>>35
Religion itself isn't morally bankrupt. It's the practitioners who are. There is a pretty massive difference.

Christian Bible says: Love thy neighbor as you love thyself

Christians say : Love thy neighbor so long as they are like you

See the difference?
38 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 12:52
>>36
Believing in God
Intelligent
Pick one.
39 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 14:51
>>35
People that think about CHRISTIANITY, aren't religious. Because if they thought about the bullshit they are signing up for, then they'd realise how morally bankrupt it all is.

Just goes to show you how ingrained Christianity is in our culture that even atheists can't grasp the idea of another religion not being the exact same thing as Christianity.
40 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 15:41
>>37
A Christian is someone who follows the teachings of God and Jesus, so to believe "Love thy neighbor so long as they are like you" means they're not actually Christian.

I wager millions of people who call themselves Christians really are not so.
41 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-22 16:49
>>37
The Bible also says it's a sin to be gay, women aren't equal to men and those who do not follow the teachings of God should be condemned to hell. Let's not mention the amount of atrocities God himself has committed. God is supposed to be all loving and yet he would happily watch his children burn for eternity. This is what I mean when I say morally bankrupt.
42 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 13:02
Why do whites FIX everything wherever they go, and why do inferior races constantly believe this is trouble?

Oh no, your heathen and heretical way of life is at risk, no more shitting in the street, slaughtering, fucking or slaughtering and fucking goats or beating women, whatever shall we do!

We brought you culture, instead you took our scientific progress and tried to bootleg it into your dogshit country and failed, then blamed whitey

fuck you
43 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-23 17:43
>>41
When I was 18 I thought there were hidden messages in songs just for me. I was the focus of many things on earth. I was an important person that God picked out. Then I grew the fuck up. Boy but do I miss those days.
44 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-24 20:17
Working class people never properly learn how to think in an abstract manner and no matter how smart they could potentially become, the fact that their intelligence is channeled into working with their hands makes them subhuman in comparison to well educated people, which in turn justifies their exploitation.
45 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2018-09-30 15:50
>>44
What the FUCK are (You) gonna do if I don't shithead? hmmmmmmmmmmm?
46 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 16:10
>>45
People who get drunk every weekend are more degenerate than daily weed smokers. You cant prove me wrong.
47 Name: Anonymous 2018-09-30 18:27
>>4
checked
Holy shit these numbers
48 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-01 18:29
>>45
Ok, fine. No one want's to party with santa, then santa will party by himself.
49 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 08:09
Christianity is just communism pre-industrial revolution. It is a cult of weakness. Since everybody is blessed by gawd, that means the strong must restrain themselves for the convenience of the weak. The valuable must be undernourished during times of hardship so that the worthless can eat too.

Ever wondered why the world is so full of faggotry? It's because kikes realized that a country of weak people are loyal and docile, unlike a country of strong people. Thus Chistcuckery was born, where the lame and worthless were venerated and considered more important than the viral and competent. That is the root of the bureaucratic nation state -- bureaucracy only serves to hinder the competent through empowering the weak to leech more and more from them.

Less than 1% of people who attend church even believe in that shit. They are there to leech off the church as they know christcucks are compelled to do anything they can for you, especially if you are a sullen aggressive nigger.
50 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-02 20:36
>>49
God dammit I hate new fags but your right.
51 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-03 03:29
>>50
I'm not a new fag you disgusting cunt.
52 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-03 06:22
>>50,51

Rude!
53 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-03 12:19
>>52
Mister big poppy pants.
54 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-03 18:34
Honestly, we're all kiss-less wizards, I'm gonna be a GREAT sage sooner or later, why do we even pretend to have queens, they all hate us either way, and if they dont hate us, they have a dick.
55 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 05:59
>>54
U wat m8?
56 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-04 18:46
>>54
Sex generally gets better with someone you actually care about.
Intimacy is important to keeping a strong bond.

From my experience like I said, it's only gotten better since I have been with my now fiance.
Also, when I was ducking around with other girls before her sex lost its edge, I couldn't secure a girl without over stepping boundaries all the time. With my fiance she knows what i like and is willing to try new stuff.

Fucking around is over rated, sex isnt.
57 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-05 21:01
Be me
Realize any greentext posted here will result in someone in a reddit user stealing it for karma.
58 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-06 11:11
>>57
be a fag
just make up fuxking quotes
just pulling shit out my arse and saying it's a quote
59 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 11:42
sup guys i just read the bible

Why is it that people always talk about satanists doing animal sacrifice when it's God in the bible who asks for animal sacrifice over and over again and spells out exactly how to do it and shit...

and satan is barely in the bible and never asks for
60 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 17:16
>>59
They believe there is power in the blood and that this gives Satan power to influence the world in their favor. They eat the flesh sacrificed to the devil to gain the power of the devil but what they really do is eat damnation unto themselves. Everyone that doesn't believe in Jesus does this not just Satan worshipers. There are many Antichrists.
61 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-17 20:04
>>60
bro I don't see where you are getting this.

The whole Jesus thing is literally that god demanded his blood to pay for sin and he had to be butchered.

Now afterward for 2000 years we all are supposed to get together and symbolically drink his blood and eat his flesh.

but yeah, what is satan's obsession with the sacrifice and blood despite satan never mentioning it! LOL
62 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-18 09:19
If being a Muslim isn't a mental illness I don't know what is.
63 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-18 20:01
>>62
my cat said that Wahhabism is the source of the overwhelming majority of terrorist
64 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 05:29
I think all humans are either angelic or demonic, and there is no way to tell if a person is an angel or a demon. I believe this world is Hell, and we are the ones torturing each other for our personal sins.
65 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-19 19:23
>>64
No Exit. - Jean Paul Satre.

Humans are neither angels nor demons. A good person is capable of terrible things and a mostly bad person can still do good.
66 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 20:08
>>63
Not sure how this affects me in my everyday life though? I'm doing fine.
67 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 21:42
So the more I've read into history the more it seems likely that christianity was a wise plan to pacify the Celtics and Germanics. What are your thoughts on this?
68 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 02:09
>>67
Wow, that's really stupid, even for /lounge/.

I don't know whether to laugh at you or applaud you.
69 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-21 05:46
>>68
Well let's see, the celts have Rome a very hard time, their brand of paganism was an issue because the druids often led people to fight. Christianity celebrates removing paganism, we still celebrate st Patrick for driving the druids out of Ireland. The church was basically an extension of Roman power over Europe.
70 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-25 21:10
All religion is bullshit.
71 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-26 09:22
>>70
True.
72 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-01 20:39
>>70
This sounds like the beginning of a joke.
73 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 04:09
So Chris chan posted the following update on how his life is going on his twitter

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1064311982566735873/pu/vid/1280x720/EjwRS5LZIm-sTCxe.mp4?tag=6
74 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 04:43
>>73
l m a o
75 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 05:20
>>73
It's the little details, like the my little pony pillowcase, that really sell this.
76 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 05:50
What SAGA is this one called?
77 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 06:40
Is this real
78 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 07:13
>>77
He deleted it, but yeah.
79 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 08:04
>>78
You guys think this is the same shit that the "ideas guy" was pulling? Seems a little too sophisticated for Christine to do on her own
80 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 09:11
>>79
Her?
81 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 10:18
>>79
It's almost too perfect not to be staged but I could absolutely believe this is unironic too.

>>80
Chris became a tranny a couple years ago, because of course she did.
82 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 11:09
>>79
”Her”
83 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 12:33
>>73
Welp ok then
84 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 11:10
>>76
Sagas are usually named after the fact once the dust has settled and Chris is on to his next adventure. This was originally tentatively called the Tomgirl Saga but it's gone on much, much longer than anybody anticipated.
85 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 12:34
>>81
how can anybody watch that video and call him "her"? jesus christ this shit is bonkers
86 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-19 20:58
>>73
Why can't i watch the video?
87 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-23 20:12
>>1
I'm sure there are christians on here, but most people seem to be apatheist, agnostic, or atheist.
88 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-24 13:26
I'm a 27 year old, good looking/intelligent white male living in the United States, been an atheist my whole life but I've been doing tons of research on religion/spirituality and decided I want to be a Mormon or Catholic, I've been to Mass (because it's fairly short and I get restless easily) and taken Communion several times, never been to Confession and not planning on it even if I do become a full fledged Catholic, I've avoided attending Mormon church services because I've been told they are very long but perhaps someday I will go, I've read the Catechism of the Catholic Church (once) and the Book of Mormon (twice) and I've been reciting Catholic prayers as a form of discipline. I can't just be a Mormon AND Catholic, so which should I be and why?
89 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 03:22
Be a Christian
Follow the teachings of the J man and DONT DIDDLE FIDDLE CHILDREN
Also Christian pussy is best pussy
90 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 14:28
>>88
Be muslim and kill urself by exploding, faggot
91 Name: Anonymous 2018-11-25 20:03
>>88
Convert to paganism.
92 Name: Anonymous 2018-12-07 12:08
Except religion is like the worst possible source of morality. If you follow it closely at all anyway.

The Bible condones rape, slavery, murder, and much more.

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