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201 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 17:29
Do any of you wipe your dicks after taking a piss?
202 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 20:16
If it's dribbling, yeah. I'll dab the tip of my dick and then use the same paper to wipe off the toilet rim.
203 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-27 23:04
are you mcfucking shitting me. who does this.
204 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 01:51
Every time.

But Im a geezer with a na-row-eur-eth-ra or swollen prostate or some shit. So I have to.
205 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 03:31
This. I just shake my dick after peeing
206 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 04:38
no as it just keeps dripping. i rush my boxers back on.
207 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 06:35
everytime except for in public restrooms, always use a tissue instead of toilet paper as well
208 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 07:25
I do, 42, my shit dribbles if i dont. i try to squeeze the piss out like im milking a cow from the balls to the tip and still get a dribble or two after if i dont wipe the tip a few times, probably a narrow urethra..i never have a hug heavy stream like some dudes, my shit just comes out nice and calm LOL
209 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 08:49
Shake dick. Put it away. Zip up. Leave.
What kind of autist wipes their dick off?
210 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 10:12
I remember when mine used to work good like that, I think I must have some scarring from an old STD or something that makes it back up so I have to milk it and wipe it. Hope you don't wind up the same way anon.
211 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 11:19
Me, nigga. Cuz I dont want my girl tasting pee on my pee pee.
212 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 12:26
nobody wipes their dick after peeing what the fuck
213 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 14:40
Looks like we found the autist that has a smegma covered dick.
214 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 15:47
Those of us who don't like having small amounts of urine exit their urethras into their underwear?

That's fucking nasty. You wipe your asshole after you shit, right? So why would you not wipe your dick?

And for those who don't want to look weird using toilet paper at a public urinal, use my trick: piss, squeeze the last urine from your dick, then surreptitiously wipe the tip of your dick on the back of your hand. Wash your hands as normal afterward.

You'll fimd yourself getting more blowjobs this way, trust me.

Buncha fuckin' savages, man...
215 Name: RedCream 2017-07-28 17:27
I do, but I'm an old fart.
216 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 18:34
Me because no matter how many times I shake I'll dribble it in my fucking pants if i dont wipe most times
217 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 21:21
Fuck off wipers, after urination the proper procedure is to shake, not wipe. A little urine will get trapped in the urethra and only dislodge when you are walking out of the toilet therefore wiping is futile.
218 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 02:56
Is your dick so short you can't milk it? Squeeze the base and slowly transfer pressure toward the tip, like getting the last bit out of a toothpaste tube?

Nasty-ass, dribbling animals.
219 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 06:32
Who else hates retards?! Their lives are pointless and they have no purpose. They need to be euthanized!
220 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 07:56
then just kys already, faggot
221 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 09:19
I don’t know what it is about then, but I want to punch that retard in the fucking face!
222 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 10:26
You mean like, before they grow up and become president or something?
Yeah, that would have been a good idea.
223 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 11:50
You remind me of Hitler, Either go back to /newpol/ or shoot yourself in a bunker, edgelord.
224 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 12:57
Hey. What if, just possibly, downies are of such high intelligence that the only fun they have is by fucking with us by doing the most outrageous shit they can think of?

And , I swear,it's fucking hivemind level. Why else would they look so similar, behave in roughly the same ways and, fuck, the strength they have...?

They're so far advanced they're telling us for literal shits and giggles.
225 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 14:37
A few years ago i saw a retarded kid running down the street with the biggest smile I've ever seen. Litteraly not a care in the world. Not thinking about politics. Not boss to hate. No money problems. Think about it all the time. Am jealous.
226 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 14:54
I have a theory that we were all downies in the beginning of humanity. Then something came down and mucked with our DNA and made us what we are today.

Downies are just the people born whose DNA reverted back to its original state and denied the coding essentially. Thats why they all look the same regardless of race or nationality.

Just my 2 cents tho. Im probably completely wrong.
227 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 16:17
I have a seriously hard time being around retarded kids. It doesn't help that I'm socially awkward and have a hard time interacting with regular people. Fuck, I"m probably autistic myself, wouldn't surprise me.

But they just stare at you, they can't form coherent sentences, and you can't read any emotions from them. Retards legit freak me out, I can't stand being around them.
228 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 17:26
Kek this isn't leddit
229 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-29 17:44

You seem to care a lot about the world and its affairs!

Let me ask you a question: Does this concern manifest only in murderous tendencies or do you actually do something productive as well?
230 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-01 21:40
go go power rangers
231 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-04 20:02
I like ducks.
232 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-04 21:01
What do you think about President Trump?
233 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 00:05
He's a fine gentleman
234 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 00:22
I like the actions he's taking, but I wish he would shut his fucking mouth.

Overall I don't regret voting for him, yet.
235 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 00:38
i try not to think about him
236 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 00:55
He is a known transniggerphobe.
237 Name: [email protected] 2017-08-05 01:12
i met him once and he smells like piss.
238 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:29

Regardless of how shitty of a president he proves to be, I will always admire him as one of the highest-level IRL trolls in history. Mankind has much to learn from him in that regard.
239 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 01:47
expensive piss
240 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 02:05
How bad did Obama and the Dems fuck things up that we actually had to elect Trump?

Pretty fucking bad. Go, God Emperor Trump! Make America Great Again!
241 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 02:22
I had my doubts. Didn't vote for him. But he's been the most amazing president in my lifetime.

Teh globalists have been fucking over our nation and racial tensions for so long I didn't know it could be normal. I have visions of a great future.
242 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 02:29
He's doing a decent job of keeping Congress from starting another cold war. Good at keeping immigrants out and introducing a newer merit based immigration system. Gave money to nasa
243 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 02:39
As a Sanders supporter, I find this quite amusing.

The only problem is his attention whoring and it's a shame media feed him his fix. If news outlets stopped giving a fuck about his antics and tantrums he would simply go ballistic and maybe fuck up.
244 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 09:32
Hey /lounge/, just wanted to ask a brief question.

What is stopping you from doing what you want?

Most people find their answer to this question, realize what absolute freedom feels like, and then they burn out like candles.

Today I told my friend of a year and a half that I wanna rip her nose off and slam my finger in the gaping hole until I scooped out all the fucking brain matter from her skull. What stopped me from actually doing it was the consequences, what would've stopped you?
245 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 10:05
well, what i want is to kill myself, and i'm not seeing any reason not to do it
so, suggestions on the best way to hang myself with a belt?
246 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 10:39
Fear of judgement

I am a degenerate after all
247 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 11:13
Oh and prison

Would like to avoid that too
248 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 11:46
Without more of it I can't move on with my life and improve myself.
249 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 12:03
Thats easy, use multiple belts, one as the neck loop, two as the rope, and one more to tie around a high tree branch, jump from tree, your neck snaps and thats that.
250 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 12:37
Oh man you're really fucked.
251 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 13:10
I lack the intelligence and resolve to transcend my own flaws with out turning into a megalomaniac.
252 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 13:44
So instead you become the opposite, self hating and insecure?
253 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 14:17
I am too nice to people. I give them too many chances because I see the good in theirnheart, and it makes me want to try and help them to help themselves. I've realized a lot of people don't want to help themselves, and are too self focused to realize when they're pulling you down with them. Then the last 4 or 5 "friends" (one supposed best friend) I've had these occurrences with have stabbed me in the back. I want to try to help people but it's hard when you start to lose faith in the goodness of those closest to you
254 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 14:51
What is stopping you from doing what you want?
The consequences.

I will never be my real, free self.
255 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 15:25
Language barriers and my own anxieties i guess. I'd love to sell all my shit and go backpacking but i feel like itd suck cock not being able to understand anyone.
256 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 15:41
I don't have enough money yet.
257 Name: >:( 2017-08-06 16:32
i'm to stupid
258 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 17:05
No instead I just go in with life trying to do the best I can, self hating is a useless tool for motivation and insecurities are at best dissipated by confronting them.
259 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 17:39
Physical pain - fucked up spine and can't get decent pain meds. In 8 years ive been given weak muscle relaxers and hydrocodone (5mg 3x daily), which are both shit.
260 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 18:29
Money alleviates the consequences of doing what you want. Poor people do what they want and then sit in jail for 60 years, rich people do what they want and no one ever knows.
Money and accountability are inversely related.
261 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 19:03
Until you come into contact with someone who doesn't care about money.
262 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 19:53
Just do it
The fuck does that even mean
263 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 20:27
Even if I told you, you wouldn't understand.
264 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 21:01
she has a boyfriend and i just want her to be happy
265 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 21:34
fear of prison mainly
266 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 22:08
Shouldn't you be in school by now?
267 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 22:58
What is stopping you from doing what you want?
Lack of money and skill level to do it.
268 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 23:19
What is stopping you from doing what you want?

I don't know what I want. Who the fuck really knows. Anyone who says they truly do is just talking shit.
269 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 23:37
Google ' Red Riley Tasmania'

This guys brother is at my next doors neighbours house banging hammers and using electric saws from 12am until 5am... Keeping me up effectively all night.... What do? I haven't slept in five days.
270 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 23:54
NewPol planning to raid google. Who wan 2 help?
271 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-07 00:11
I have adult shit to do
272 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-07 00:28
/newpol/ is for fags
273 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-07 00:45
274 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-07 01:02
for firing that moron who said women shouldn't be engineers? you guys are real fags
275 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 06:46
Halp me...
I must end it........
276 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 23:03
how does one get to not be so fucking depressed on its birthday, alone and sad on his birthday
277 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 10:10
Well, why are you so depressed on your birthday?
Personally, I hate most people and enjoy being alone most of the time.
What was different compared to last year's birthday? Or if last year was also a bad one, when was the last good birthday you had and what made it good to you
278 Name: [email protected] 2017-08-12 05:12
Hello /lounge/

I'm a literal autistic, zoophilic ,furry who needs attention, because our minds want social interaction. hate, compliments, QNA, what ever

I'm just bored and depressed.
279 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 06:42
I'm just bored and depressed.
280 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 07:44
I'm so fucking high rn should I get munchies?
281 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-14 09:29
Buy some peanut M&M's and some bepis maximus. What are you smoking?
282 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 13:16
I'm smoking Tuna kush,
it's so good lol
283 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-16 17:03
dont you have a frozen dog to tend too?
284 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-17 20:50
a what
285 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-19 00:37
286 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-20 04:24
Drink bleach
287 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-21 08:11
where tf the dog at
288 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 11:58
will do mate
289 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 15:45
you are a man of great knowledge and wisdom I see
290 Name: Anonymous 2018-06-15 22:54

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