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101 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:14
After three month on dessert island, we all are equal. We all die of diabetes.
102 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:31
I would say they man. A knife is a large advantage right off the bat. Plus he has less people to sustain than the women, and it is a desert island, so i'm assuming that supplies and such are rather limited.
103 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:48
dessert island
104 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 15:36
>>95 in a dessert island you'd mostly need a spoon.
105 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 18:43

2 girls may get free meals if they flirt with waiters, thus survive
106 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 22:00
I'll right, I'll play OP's games, assuming you meant DESERT island.

The man with the knife is the clear victor in this scenario. A knife is an indispensable tool that turns hours of work without it, into minutes of work with greater ease. Meanwhile, another person will require the use of supplies or resources, and without a knife to make that acquisition easier at the start, two people of any gender would be hard pressed to come ahead.
107 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-25 01:04

we get it.
108 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 04:08
109 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 05:48
survive 3 months on a dessert island
I bet all of them would get sick of eating nothing but cake and pie for 3 months. Imagine the quality of their shits after 3 months of nothing but marshmallow? At least the man can cut cakes with his knife, but it would be sexier to watch 2 girls wrestle in pudding.
110 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 06:56
>>95 The two girls obviously. When they get hungry they just have eat each other out.
111 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 07:47
Is someone who is bald genetically inferior to someone who has a full head of hair?

Is your dating pool limited if you are balding / bald?

Does hair really matter?
112 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 08:04
113 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 08:21
no, maybe, not really. height matters more. my advice? don't be short and bald
114 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 08:25
bald guys appear more dominant, but only if FULLY bald. you can't be balding, that just makes you appear to have shitty genes. you gotta shave that shit like every other day
115 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 08:44
Maybe a little? Idk
116 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:02
What this anon said.
117 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:20
>>111 As a male that has officially started to lose hair from two tards that decided to create the monstrosity that sits here today, I believe in full on baldness, because you can be able to insert your whole head into the uterus because we are penis heads
118 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:39
Woman don't care really. People can still be ugly with hair as without. Shitty genes entails being stricken with a high chance of cancer, diabetes, down syndrome, etc.

Hairloss is something I would take over any actual disease, as its purely an aesthetic affliction.
119 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:58
What this anon said
120 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:13
Wrong. Women like hair.
121 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:20
122 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:37
genetically inferior
Please learn something, anything, about genetics before using it in a sentence again.

you fucking idiot
123 Name: >:( 2017-07-25 10:54
Elaborate then dipshit.
124 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:11
You are very interior if you're a bald fuck. Women don't wanna be fucking a dude and be rubbing on his bald sweaty head. That's gross.
125 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:31
This is bait.

Unless you have a weird fucking head (and if you do, you're probably not that attractive anyway) women, in general, don't fucking care if you're bald. What matters more is confidence and your personality. This is a fact.
126 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:50
Nah it'll be a dope present for her new boyfriend, do it.
127 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 12:00
Does God exist?

my priest killed himself he wrote a letter saying God doesnt exist wat do?
128 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 12:17
believe him
129 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 12:34
130 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 12:51
There's no reason to believe that there exists some entity that created reality, if that's what you're asking.
131 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:08
It is yet impossible to proove or disproove the existance of a superior being aka God. Life has no meaning, make the most out of it
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:25
my priest killed himself he wrote a letter saying God doesnt exist
He probably realised the truth and realised that he'd wasted his life.
wat do?
Nothing. Except accept his last teaching and adjust your life accordingly
133 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-25 13:42
Uhhh huuuhhh *tips fedora*
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:58
>>127 Use the opportunity to build your own church and scam the grieving people out of their money.
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 14:16
This is true.
Believe what makes sense to you, OP.; Science isn't answering this question any time too soon.
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 14:34
balance of probabilities
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 14:52

On August 14th, 2008, user killerjeff .[1] In the post, killerjeff posted the image on the Newgrounds forums and claimed that the image was in fact, a picture of himself. The image is commonly believed to be a photoshopped image of Katy Robinson, a girl who was bullied to suicide by 4chan users for her weight in Fall of 2008.

So the fat girl isn't Jeff's true origin(she killed herself in 2008, the video with his image is from 2007)... did they try to cover it's true origin up? DO I SMELL COSPIRACY??
138 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-25 15:09
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 15:28
check KYM son, just notified the Moderators and they changed it.
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 15:45
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 16:02
This video basically confirms everything about that shit spooky spaghetti
142 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-07-25 16:23
anyone else who revenges for normies? i destroyed sand castles built by normie kids and took all toys left there to trash can. is it really so hard to clean places after some playing?
143 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 16:57
Ei viddu ylilauta on täällä :D
144 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 20:00
i destroyed sand castles
took all toys left there to trash can
What a exciting life, please tell me more
145 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 23:04
Uusi ylis on syntynyt!
146 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 02:07
ruin relationships by spreading rumors in social media
blind other car drives with your car lights
cough to vegetables in store
spread poisoned sausages to dog parks
147 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 04:38
Don't talk to me or my daughter ever again
148 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 07:58
roll big steel balls and bang on radiators.
149 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 11:02
buy fast food
mix some laxative to food
go to a beach or seaside marketplace full of normies and seagulls
feed seagulls with the food
wait a moment and laugh to normies getting shitted by seagulls
150 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 14:06

Sneak into place of work where normies spend their days and leave delicious looking food, that you have mixed poopings into, in fridge for someone to steal.
151 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 17:09
152 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 17:43
Most people do shit like that, people are as retarded, entitled, and grandiose as you are. Shit's basic.
153 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 18:17
an easy way to spread some revenge is with wratch cubes
just mix some feces with water and put that into an icecube tray, freeze and you have easily transportable wrathcubes
you can slip these into food in cafeterias/buffees, put them into car ventilation shafts or drop into a street performers hat
154 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 19:07
Only normalfags say normie
155 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 19:24

i destroyed sand castles

You are such a brute.
156 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 19:41
I try to time my vacuuming and cleaning about 3 am at night, so it will cause maximum discomfort to my neighbours. Usually after cleaning I roll some steelballs on the floor of my apartment for some extra noise with the added benefit of a bit of excercise.
157 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 19:43
go to grocery store
pop small holes to everything with a needle
158 Name: Kim Jong‑un 2017-07-26 19:53




159 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 19:59
learn what the people want.
Learn what drives them to live.
Establish favorable relations with them, so those in your community see you as an upstanding individual who genuinely cares for the wellbeing of others.
Then write a book which explains that you are a person who wants the best for your fellowman and society in general, and which paints a picture of the future if only there were a leader which espoused the same ideals as you do.
After winning the heart of your community, begin building financial power through efficent investments, and political power by being elected to official offices.
You will also need to be at least 30 or 40 something or else people will assume you are a young idiot who won't make good on any promises made during your campaign.
Establish a group of followers which act as fellow keepers of peace and order. Paint them as eager volunteers also dedicated to the community as inspired by your leadership. Using your political power and financial influence, establish your group as something akin to a neighborhood watch, to deter crime. Then expand to providing emergency services such as first aid and fast transport to hospitals, as well as firefighting.
In time your corp may be seen as an auxillary to the official governmental public services, which will make it all the more easy when your group replaces the official ones.
160 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:02
I guess it's true what they say about teaching - those who can't do and all.
161 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:12
After establishing a base of power, begin expanding. Send your group to other communities to enact similar measures, always referring back to you as their leader. In time when you have enough communities supporting you, be elected to your state or province as an official, alongside with loyal members of your party. This is a good time as well to begin painting the picture if your enemy, to whom you assign the qualities of everything the people do not want. When it comes time for the next round of elections, they will then surge toward your party's candidates allowing you to gain a majority share of the government's interest.
Then, when being considered as the leader of your country's government, explain how violent reform in the form of territorial acquisition of a foreign state is necessary for the people's survival. Bang the drums of war not with relish but with regret in the eyes of the people, regret that your people's needs require a violent solution, but with the resolve to do what is required.
162 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:23
Correct, i know exactly how in theory to take over the world, but im too lazy to actually do so because then i would miss time which could be spent playing black desert or fucking a loli doll.
163 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:30
Stop making me identify with you, it's awkward. I mean seriously anon, we don't even know each other.
164 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:37
We are all family here
165 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:43
i know Japanese culture has a higher respect for food and all but dude stop talking to burgers. they arent going to answer you. they are just food.
166 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 20:50
I wonder how many old and newfags here are actually a useful member of society. Like doctors, engineers, politicians who are in this anonymous community.
167 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 21:01
Since I will be going to prison for 2 years In a couple of months I want to dumb all my cash inot cryptocurrencies to atleast see some holding of value.

What coins should I be looking at that should raise or hold value for the next couple of years? BTC and ETH are a given but I'm also looking into the newer GNT (Golem)

Would be nice to come out of prison having made some profit since cash sitting around wont do shit.
168 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 21:31
I am a professional roulette player and I'm willing to make you an offer - you transfer me the money, I multiply it (at least 3 times), take 5% provision and give you the rest when you come out. Keep in mind that I've already been banned from few casinos because I just kept winning. If you have at least 10 000$ then the risk of going busto is around 0,0001%. Seems reasonable, doesn't it?
169 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 21:36
Just put it all on your commissary.
You are gonna need it.
170 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 21:54
Invest in the prison industry, you're living proof that it's a safe investment.
171 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 22:13
Its not even the thought that I'm a failure to most people I know /lounge/, it's that I know that I'm not special in any way in my struggle.

Thoughts that keep you up at night; general feels.
172 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 22:52
I have a problem. everytime i take my dick out it smells like a casserole my mom used to make when i was little. It's not a bad smell in fact it always makes me a little nostalgic and hungry, but i cannot tell you how annoying it is when I'm trying to pee or jerk off and I start to reminisce about my childhood. Does anyone else have this problem? what did you do to fix it?
173 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 22:55
What the fuck man
174 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:05
what the actual fuck man, get a fucking shower you disgusting cunt.
175 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:20
Just use some febreez on your dick before you fap I guess
Or just fap to childhood memories, it's two birds with one stone
176 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:24
I shower every day after work though

I mean is there something wrong? could it be something I eat?
177 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:39
this is obviously a ruse post from a cutfag to make him feel better.
>>172 will magically turn out to be an uncut.
178 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 00:09
you ever considered washing you fucking dick??
179 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 00:15
actually I am cut. although when I was a baby I was the guys first cut so there is a small fleshy knob, but thats not big enough to harbor something that would make this smell.
I SHOWER DAILY! c'mon guys I atually want to fix this.
180 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 00:51
Shower when you wake up and after work. How the fuck do you live your life smelling like you just rolled out of bed?
181 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 00:53

Been in a prestigious insitution for many years.

A mental institution infact, and I-m adapting to modern times. most of the private torrent trackers I used to download from are dead which PRIVATE TRACKERS do you know about.

Im mostly insterested in LITERATURE and hardcore pornography.

I guess the methods to getting in stay the same go to their IRC and cyber suck some nasty ass dick.

Im pretty educated person I seed my torrents faithfully and with love
182 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 01:03
I have invites if you are interested?
183 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 01:13
Any chance of an invite too please [email protected] I can offer an invite to proaudiotorrents in return
184 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 01:18
So, my dumb ass thought it would be a good idea to join the British army (I knew my grades would be fucked so why not?) i sign up and shit and go on a 3 day selection course. everyone from across the country were there.

1st day of being there, I distinguish the cunts from the cool dudes, that's when I saw him. I don't remember his name, but I remember his skin was as red as a plump tomato, so I shall call him tomato number 8. (We got given shirts with numbers on them so they knew who we were) at first tomato 8 no one really noticed him, he was probably 5 ft and had nasty ass glasses, he made himself apparent later on.

The second day was dedicated to medical and fitness tests, a fuck ton of people for some reason or the other (probably aids) failed the tests and were sent home, me being the dashing young cracker I was passed them with flying colours. So did tomato 8, at about 2:00 we were given a break. I was sitting on the top of a bunk bed conversing with my fellow crackers on what they wanted to do if they joined the army.

Out of no where, tomato 8 starts roasting people, it was obvious he was trying to get attention so for the most part he was ignored.

That was until tomato 8 thought it would be a good idea to take my shoes off my feet. I was pissed. I had bought them especially for this occasion. He put one in a bin and threw the other out the window.

Normally I would have squared up to him. But because I wanted to join the army really badly so I could rape women and children, I let it slide, I picked my shoe out the bin, some kid tried to reach out the window and grab the other (we were on the ground floor).

By now this kid was dangling out the window. Tomato 8 saw his chance. And lifted his legs over his head and he fell out. The kid was pissed, he said how he would cave tomato 8s skull in and shit.
185 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 01:24
That was my only personal encounter with tomato 8, he was a cunt to every one else aswell, acting all hard, thought he was tough as shit or something, any way that night, a couple of the Bois planned their revenge, the time was prolly 10:30, tomato 8 was to busy trying to act cool with the kids from south London who smoked (they were chill for the most part) me and a few others had snuck into the dorm tomato 8 was in, we stole his pillows, blankets and I thought that would be it, until one fucker, I will call the legend, had bought a bottle of his own piss (I think he was from Manchester idk tho) he legend then proceeded to douse tomato 8s bed with his beautiful golden liquid, we went back to our dorm and hid his blanket and pillows in some closet. Tomato 8 then came bursting into our room shouting incoherently, we all know what about. "WHERE DID YOU CUNT NIGGERS HIDE MY BLANKETS" all the good stuff, turns out he didn't know that we had doused his bed piss. Yet. About 15 mins go by and by this time we were all tired and wanted to go to bed. We gave tomato 8 his pillows and shit and told him to fuck off. Next day we were all woken up, we waited outside for our instructor and there he was. Tomato 8, he looked fucking tired. Like really tired, we learnt from operatives in his room that he had spent most of the night crying. We knew he wouldn't snitch. We to much dirt.
186 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 01:46
It was the last day, today was the make or break it was a mile and a half run (piece of piss) people with an ounce of common sense knew that before a run you should eat lightly, maybe a yogurt and some fruit, but not tomato 8, no, after the piss siege, he thought to forget it all he would have a nice full English breakfast with fried bread and all, this, would awfully, come into play later.

It was time. The moment we had all been waiting for, the run that would mean a career of murdering children. The instructor signaled for us to go, i started off with a light jog, nothing much, most of us stayed in a group, I had no idea where tomato 8 was and frankly I did not care, nearing the end, I ran like i Ea sheen chased by jimmy savile, I had made it, I had secured my place in the British army. So there we were red faced, congratulating each other, but then we hear them, the sound of foot
Steps, running, it was tomato 8, he hadn't finished the run, we had all finished lien 3 mins ago what the guck was he doing, he crossed the finish line, his face so red it could create a black hole, then all of a sudden, tomato 8 collapses onto his hands and knees like he was praying to allah, no one knew what he was doing, that when it happened.

A wave of vomit exited his dirty little mouth, I had seen people throw up in the past but this, it was a tsnaumi of vomit, baked beans being cleary visible to the naked eye, the instructors rushed to his aid, getting vomit all over their shoes, we were all bewildered the stench was unbearable.

No one made a sound, tomato 8 was taken away, I got into the army. And I thought that would be the end of it. That was until I was sent to an insight course to the place I would be doing basic training. I met a few people I knew from selection even the legend, I was speaking to one when he said "you haven't seen number 8 have you?, I don't want that cunt to be here" I had completely forgot about him.
187 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 01:51
It was then. That I saw him, in tomato 8 had somehow made it in, I was bewildered I was shocked I was trembling,I couldn't believe it. (This is my first time telling a story on 4CT and it's prolly shit, however this story may continue if anyone remembers it)
188 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 02:16
I have noticed that I'm talking to myself a lot recently, is that normal?

A bit about myself:
I'm pretty social and I have a decent number of friends.
I like talking with other people but there are things for which I have no fitting society to talk about, because people around me are plainly to stupid to understand. I'm 22. I have a degree in applied mathematics and an IQ over 160. I like abstract concepts and Ideas regardless of field. Often times I find that there is no one who would understand what I was saying, besides myself. I don't have girlfriend, but I have dated before, and I must say that this problem applies to girls even more so then the people I normally hang around with.

So, What should I do?
189 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 03:46
Go to university, look for other smart people, or just a math group or something.
190 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 05:13
Talking to yourself is normal.

Crazy people don't know that they're being crazy. That's how you know
191 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 06:10
unless he is so crazy he knows he is crazy which is possible as well.
192 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 06:33
Also I read your entire post.

Stop being such an intellectual fuck head... Drink some beer and watch some sport with the normies. Get in to gambling and buy a V8.

You're going to alienate yourself forever and be a sad loner loser.

Friendship doesn't require 'intellectual' bullshit. It requires mates to drink and smoke with

Go to the gym

God I bet I'd hate you
193 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 07:07
It's normal for hyperactive minds and intelligent motherfuckers. I know from personal experience. I.Q. tested two years ago at 135. Am 26. But still to the average pleb it's not normal so fuck it embrace the madness brother.
194 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 07:37
The problem isn't the universities, it's the government involvement in education (if we're talking USA). College tuition costs only skyrocketed after the government guaranteed subsidized college loans for everyone.

You're running a college as a for profit business. Government throws endless money in the form of loans into the economy. Now people can "afford" to pay more. Obviously a smart businessman is going to raise the costs associated with tuition in order to suck up as much of that available money as possible. This is why government needs to be limited in size and scope. Every facet of life they intrude into becomes woefully inefficient.

All these things are clear as day to anyone with even a remote understanding of economics. You want cheaper college? Get government the fuck away from college then and let the natural free market competition drive prices down.

Don't believe me? Ask yourself why have insurance and healthcare costs increased at more than twice the rate of inflation, while cosmetic procedures costs have risen lower than inflation would dictate? Because the government doesn't interfere in that part of the market, so companies have to offer better services and products at competitive prices. The free market is the solution to many money issues Americans face today.

Instead liberals love going to losers like bernie sanders and their solution to the problems created by too much government intervention is to INCREASE government intervention in education. Thus creating even more wasteful spending and inflation of costs that will have to be paid by taxpaying contributing members of society.
195 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 08:43
I was thinking about interesting ways of calling you a retard, but it's pointless, because you wouldn't get it.

You're a retard.
196 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 09:04

Showing a Brit off the Jeremy Kyle Show is like showing a Septic Tank off the Jerry Springer Show. The absolute bottom.
197 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 09:55
The whole British have bad teeth thing is a meme. Well kinda. The very poor do.

The worst thing about it is, the poorest can actually get free dental as a part of the NHS. But because Dentists make more privately, they don't promote it. You have to go out and actively get registered.

And you know the poor. They don't do fuck all till it's too late.
198 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 10:45
the poorest can actually get free dental
no they can't, children can. but adults still have to pay, even if it is heavily reduced in cost
199 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 11:53
witnessing genius in this thread.
200 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-27 15:07
I'll have 8 months completely clean and sober on the 3rd of August. How the fuck are you guys doing?

Im from Los Angeles if it matters. Heroin was absolutely my drug of choice though i drank profusely as well (also enjoyed xanax and somas and ambien occasionally as well but that was just so i could sleep cause sleep on heroin sucks ass hole)

im working the 12 steps of AA also

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