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1 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 20:28
After last years successive thread, lets go again!

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2017: https://archive.4ct.org/lounge/read/1481322235/
2016: https://archive.4ct.org/lounge/read/1434154551/
2015: https://archive.4ct.org/lounge/read/1408913029/
2014: https://archive.is/pKKOu
2013: https://archive.is/FbZFR
2012: https://archive.is/Im2Gk
2011: https://archive.is/8i592
2010: https://archive.is/kO2im
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 20:47
If you had the power to launch a nuclear attack on 1 city in the world, which one would it be?
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 20:51
>>2
Washington DC when all the politicians are there.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 21:09
>>2
I would not. One nuclear missile sets off the entire world's automatic deadman volleys. Everybody dies, and that's not cool man.
5 Name: Jean-Claude Juncker 2017-07-22 21:26
England.
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 21:43
Goodbye Omaha
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 22:00
>>2
Pyongyang
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 22:16
Auckland
9 Name: Nigel Farage 2017-07-22 22:34
>>5
-is my city
10 Name: Angela Merkel 2017-07-22 22:49
>>2
London
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 22:51
Jerusalem, just to fuck with every of the big religions
12 Name: �douard Philippe 2017-07-22 23:09
London for real
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 23:26
>>2
>>7
Actually I just had a better idea for the PRNK problem:

We'd need an operative that is willing to go on a suicide mission. He infiltrates NK and their nuclear weapons storage facility, and sets one off. Destroys all their nukes, and takes out a nice sized chunk of their military infrastructure in the process. Meanwhile everyone universally now hates NK and blames them for not being responsible with their weapons, and what's left of NK gets jumped on all sides at once. Kim Jong Un is removed (if he didn't die in the detonation) and SK absorbs NK. Problem solved.
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 23:38
Manchester, UK
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 23:52
>>2
Goodbye San Francisco
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:00
>>13
It's a little more complicated than that because geographics and terrain
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:17
Islamabad. Starts a massive nuclear exchange between India and Pakistan, fallout irradiates southern China a North Korea.
Good Value!
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:35
>>3
I'd like to use it on our enemies but damn your so right :)
19 Name: ᗩᑎOᑎYᗰOᑌᔕ 2017-07-23 00:59
>>11

Well we don't all want to be Nazis but I can respect the hate for jews.
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 01:32
Do you think that the world should get rid all of their nukes?
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 01:38
>>20
Yes, but I think it's come too far to stop it now. If we could miraculously know for certain that no nuclear weapons existed in the world, I'd say it would be a good thing. This is impossible.

The best we can hope for is to convince the nuclear weapons states to step down their strategic reserves so they're less likely to kill us all by accident instead of killing us all on purpose.
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 19:47
>>20
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? I thought not.
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 23:13
gay
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 23:21
>>1
like its mid July and you are already planning ahead, jesus
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 01:12
>>22
Back to reddit, please!
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 02:40
Why is Europe failing?
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 05:27
>>26
Because they're fucking idiotic cucks who think goat-fucking-sand-niggers are anything but sleeping terrorist cells.

Fuck allah, fuck mohammed in his faggot asshole, and fuck all muslims.
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 08:14
>>26
If you think Europe is failing, check out that video of some retarded American killing her sister while streaming herself driving like a fucking idiot
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 11:01
>>26
Look at what happens when you reject immigrants in the UK, France, Germany and Sweden. Then you'll figure out why Europe is failing. Poland and the Eastern countries are the only ones that understand this. Merkel is a female more passive aggressive version of Hitler and she doesn't give a damn about the Germany people so long as her views and the idiots who agree with her keep putting money in her pocket.
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 13:48
>>27
Actually europeans arent ok with this but they are too submissive to fight against it
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 14:05
>>30
this, forced on the people, but it won't change until big time riots happen daily
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 14:23
>>30
It has nothing to do with submissiveness, we just feel guilty if conquering the world, and all the wars and atrocities we have committed the last few hundred of years. But we will come around if the terror continues, we are still the most efficient in killing and cataloging our killing. Look at what a single white man like breivik accomplished, and compare him to the sand people. We just need to get mad enough and then the final solution will be started. Operation remove kepap
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 14:41
>>32
https://i.imgur.com/m54SZFL.jpg
"Mad enough" lol. This is a fight for the survival of your identity. Don't just wait to get "mad enough", fucking do something.
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 15:01
>>28

https://webmshare.com/play/DxKvK

this one?

american

you mean beaner who HAS TO GO BACK

meanwhile the average europoor begs for more muhammads and ahmeds to rape his GF
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 15:08
>>34
That's the one, but don't forget, Mexican American, can't go back if she was actually born here. Don't get triggered white boy, I've seen many white girls twice as dumb as this one in Southern California, specifically the Orange County area.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 17:15
>>35
That's the one, but don't forget, Mexican American, can't go back if she was actually born here. Don't get triggered white boy

looks like you already are

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/donald-trump-anchor-babies-arent-american-citizens/
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 18:35
>>36
August 19, 2015
No way he's gonna send us back, all the crazy shit he said years ago in the early stages of his campaign was just to gain traction in the election. He's not gonna follow through with everything he says, same goes with just about every politician.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 20:26
Because non-white people ruin everything.
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 20:37
Should we do a prank against reddit?
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 20:55
>>39
How about we make Reddit accounts and use them instead of getting on 4ct?
41 Name: [email protected] 2017-07-24 21:12
But that's my favorite site :'(
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 21:30
>>39
Have anything in mind, anon?
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 21:46
>>42
I think we should overload their servers and try to get the site down.
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 22:03
>>41
Fuckin summer cuck fag
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 22:21
This is /lounge/ now

Man I'm lost for words
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 22:38
a prank

>>39, are you 8yo or what?
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 22:55
>>46
You know what i mean, like the cuttingforbieber thing. Fucking autist
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 23:12
We are Savages. We are always Lit. We Are Powerful. We prank people. We Love Team 10. We love Bizzarkvark. We are JakePaulers.
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 23:29
>>43
Yeah that'll work dipshit their servers are only capable of hosting tens of millions at a time. I remember when I was a babby and downloaded my first DDoS app.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 23:46
Whoa look how edgy we all r guyz!

I support this edgy behaviourz and can't wait to prank reddit!
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 00:03
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52 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 00:20
WE'RE GONNA PRANK THEM SO HARD LOL IT'LL BE SICK
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 00:37
There are probably other online communities that would be more fun to fuck with. It's more fun to use super-normie websites, like cuckfinger or tumblr, twitter and instagram. Many keks.
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 00:55
Why don't we just make up some fake story like we always do? Redditfags eat fake news all the time.
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 01:11
Who founded Reddit? We could make fake news about his death like Steve jobs... Or was it bill gates?
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 01:28
HECK YEAH BRO! I LOVE TO PULL SICK PRANKS ON PEOPLE!
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 01:45
9fag raid?
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 02:04
>>57
Not a bad idea.

Flood the site with gore, abortions, roadkill necro, etc.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 02:22
Alexis Ohanian and Steve Huffman. Let's say they died.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 02:39
>>54
Who is Reddit fucking crazy about at the minute? We can find someone and make up a plausible story.
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 02:56
>>58
Lets spam every tag, there are only 10 or something
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 03:13
>>60
Jake Paul
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 03:30
alright so what are we gonna decide on?
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 03:48
There is a tag on Reddit called uplifting news, filled with happy shit. We could spam it with death and horror stories. Just an idea.
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 04:01
>>53
It's more fun to use super-normie websites, like cuckfinger
The mod is a ban happy freak.
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 04:18
>>65
Whatever it is its turning frogs gay and people into prawns
67 Name: [email protected] 2017-07-25 04:36
Help please! I need to make sex with a male adult moose. How can I do this without sedating, killing or incapacitate it in any way.
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 04:53
>>67
you should be more concerned with you not getting killed or incapacitated.

moose are big fucking animals and male moose are inclined to be pretty aggressive.

also they carry KJV (mad cow)
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 05:10
get near one of these bastards and they'll trample your literal head in
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 05:27
>>67
listen to the previous anons gay dead butt sex with a moose is the only option but send pics faggot
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 05:45
Government documents
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 05:47
>>71
I'm calling it. It's Shazam.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 06:05
excuse me folks i have a question for all of you, i often talk to myself like all the time, discuss things with myself in my head but all the voices are my voice i mean they are not other people. I cant stop my head from thinking and questioning everything. ( In my head theres me and two other versions of me that usually have other points of view)
Am i crazy?
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 06:23
>>73
This is called internal dialogue and its normal also you're gay.
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 06:36
>>74
Rude.
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 06:54
>>75
dont know why but this reminds me of that scene in family guy where female stormtroopers have a pillowfight but instead of pillows they use the ewoks
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 07:15
Two UK police showed up at my door today, one in full uniform and the other with a suit and name tag. I couldn't answer.

How do I know if this is serious is this /lounge/?
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 07:32
>>77
Pay your tv licence
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 07:48
>>77
Have you posted any "abusive" comments on social media recently? I hear British officials have been cracking down on that shit recently.
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 08:05
>>79
top kek
nope they're going after porn watchers
basically anyone on 4ct is going to get cucked by cUKland cuck laws.
have fun, fucking inbred cuck.
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 08:42
>>79
No, any idea why one would be wearing a suit?
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 08:56
>>77
do you own a butter knife?
could be very serious
do you have an opinion that is forbidden in britbongland?
you are fucked
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:13
Could have been a disturbance at a neighbours house and they're just asking around if anyone has heard/seen something
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:30
Is it best bet to ignore them or actually speak to them?
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 09:46
Take a drink everytime the word "cuck" is posted in this thread.
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:05
If you don't live in the UK it's probably not serious
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:25
Should I give my first guitar to my gf? I'm moving in 2 days and we have to end it, is giving my guitar a good gift/present? She plays too
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:42
>>87
No it's a terrible present wtf is wrong with you
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 10:59
>>87
Nah that shit will collect dust. Get her a stuffed thing.
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:07
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91 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:24
Any one go to sheetz often?

If so what is your favorite thing to get from this place?
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:41
>>91
I helped some ungrateful faggot get the Oni Genji skin during the Heroes of the Storm promotional event, even though I already had it.
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 11:58
>>92
wrong thread m8

my favorite thing : MTO pepperoni sub with bacon, colby jack cheese, fire roasted tomato ,lite mayo ,olives ,spring lettuce
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 12:15
>>93
Jews pay well when it comes to demeaning goys though.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 12:32
Who has better chance to survive 3 months on a dessert island:
one naked man with knife
or
two naked girls without any tool
and Why?
96 Name: RedCream 2017-07-25 12:49
>>95
Did you just assume zer genders?

I'm contacting the cyber police over this blatant act of priviledged bigotry.
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:06
0%=0%
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:23
>>95
If you want my honest opinion I does depend on what kind of people they are but I think the 2 women would have an easier time surviving, you can make something sharp if you need it, so they would be able to split up tasks and support each other, not to mention the fact that the guy would be more likely to have psychological issues
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:40
>>95
Probably a bait post but here's my two (obvious) cents:

Two dumb bimbos that have no knowledge on how to survive? Or just two random normal females that happen to be naked and stranded with nothing? Probably them, like the other anon said, can support each other in every way. Tasks, building, gathering, emotionally even sexually lol.

The guy with a knife means nothing if he has no idea what he's doing, it all comes down to their personalities and knowledge.
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-25 13:57
>>95
A dessert island? As long as the girls choose a toothbrush, they should all live. What kind of dessert though? We talking cobbler, or like gingerbread or what

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