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post itt every time ur DRUCNK AS BALLS

22 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 06:12
Be me, home alone taking a shit and browsing the web
Use up the last bit of the toilet paper roll
Notice that there is a new roll across the room
Plan of attack: stand up, waddle over to new roll, grab it and sit back down
Put phone in pocket and stand up
Stretch because I was sitting for a while
Sound fades out, everything sounds distorted
Vision goes dark
I stood up way too fast
Everything goes black
Hear sound of me falling over, can't see anything
Wake up a few seconds later
Head is bruised from counter top
Shorts are still around ankles
Stand up, grab the roll and sit back down
I fucking passed out while taking a shit

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