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i just realized something

192 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 02:14
>>186
Wanna greentext the story for us, op? It could help us help you

Also obligatory: tits+timestamp on imgur
193 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:05
Time. Consider taking on a new meditative calming hobby such as playing an instrument, fishing, papercraft, sculpture, or cooking.

Every knife will always stay in your heart, but they blunt with time.
194 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:38
>>191
Fapping for hours is fun though
195 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:55
>>193
I'll be taking guitar lessons soon. Thanks anon
196 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:58
>>175
This is what you get for fucking niggers.

Now get off my 4ct, you dirty mop headed nig fucker. This is you right before you fall to your doom after the nigger beats your face in, knocks you up, throws acid on you and you tumble off the wall and shatter.
197 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 04:16
Hey guys. 20 yo girl here.
I want to get this off my chest and I thought id say it here.

I absolutely despise myself to the point where I have lost everything I was. My hobbies, my friends, my skills, personality etc. I am no one and I am alone.
Live with mom, have had depression for 4 years now,got no job and no motivation for life. I'm ugly and awkward as fuck too. Never even kissed

I don't want to kill myself yet because I don't want to cause drama in my family. I know im young but I'm thinking about doing it next year away from home.
198 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 04:33
You're still young. Just hang in there. Your 20's typically are the toughest because of insecurities, lack of direction ect. Just try to get a hobby that Kees your mind off things perhaps something that challenges your mind. Hang in there :)
199 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 04:50
>>197
the jump from highschool to 20 y/o mark is pretty much the point where you decide your future, adn you wasted it like a bunch of other /lounge/tards here so gl with that
an heroing is too easy but it's an option, you can still fix your life you actually try to do something with it instead of crying about it on the fuking internet, tho depressin is a bitch if you already hit that point
how to fix your life? hell if know, get friends? work on your body? geta hobby? become important to someone? charity? become a teacher? just do anything to keep you away from nothing at all
200 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 05:07
>>198
You're so nice anon. Thanks for the advice.

>>199
Live in a shit country. Heroin would be nice but we don't even have it
Yeah I'm so fucking desperate i chose internet to whine because honestly no one else would listen.
I thought about charity, it's a good way to help others and get yourself motivated.
I guess I needed some support. Will see what happens in the future, I'm too lazyto start. I guess I can give those options a shot, thanks anon
201 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 06:14
>>200
heroin
if you gonna drop there you are just asking to feel gud now and ruin what's left of your life
no one else would listen
there's groups irl for that, dk about your country, but there's always the church (and i'm an atheist, but they do a job an ear). point being, anyone can post shit on the internet, but if you got no one irl to lend you a shoulder it ain't gonna do much
202 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 17:33
Just got out of a relationship with this girl who loved me being dom but she switched from sub to dom and idk why but I love when I don't have control of a situation be it sexual or otherwise with a woman leading charge. Not like 100% of the time though cause sometimes I just need to lay down the law or dick em down like a real man
203 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 07:43
I'm in my 30s, married, good career but lots of irregular hours
wife doesn't want kids so we have tons of extra money since we live relatively frugally
wife doesn't know but I have a huge cheating fetish
currently becoming a sugar daddy
I'll rent a small apartment, let a girl live there with paid utilities and an allowance
put up the side chick, require regular STD checks, retain right to evict her at any point
stay married to fulfill my cheating fetish
rotate out side chicks every few years
204 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 06:30
>>203

Can you be my dad.
205 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 05:14
>>203
Thanks for telling us about you're boring and sad life OP! Cheers.
206 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-21 22:21
>>1
Women care more about feeling superior to others than anything else and having a man with more LMS than enough other women's around them is their favourite way of achieving this feeling. Men are objects to women today. A man's personality is a meme as far as women are concerned.

Briffault's law maintains that "the female, not the male, determines all the conditions of the animal family. Where the female can derive no benefit from association with the male, no such association takes place."

The human being is a social animal. Women don't care "who" a man is...how he thinks, what he's been through and cares for so much as they care "what" he is and how associating themselves with him sexually and/or romantically will effect their own social status and ability to feel superior to enough other people.

Women only genuinely love themselves and their children, but never love men. Men are tools to women....women use men, quite literally the opposite of love. For women, love is a matter of pleasure: The way he makes her feel, how she looks when she is seen by other women while with him; When a woman says "I love you" she means "You've impressed me" or "You give me good feelings"....This is in stark contrast to men for whom love is primarily a matter of sacrifice: When a man says "I love you", he means "I'd sacrifice anything to keep you safe".

If a man can't help a woman impress enough other women within her social "class"/group with his looks, money or status, then he basically isn't even a man as far as they are concerned. Men are literally objects to women today.
207 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-21 21:15
>>206
Love isn't even real, it's just chemicals in you brain telling you to Fuck and spawn little monsters. The only thing close to real love is between two men or two women.
208 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 00:19
what the actual fuck is pink lemonade
209 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 00:53
>>208
Lemonade that's pink, duh.
210 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 01:26
Used to be lemonade with a tiny amount of strawberry flavoring, now it's it's own thing
211 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 01:43
I prefer Melonade.
212 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 02:17
>>208
Lemonade with something (pinkish) added
>>210
..... I think it is probably pink grapefruit ;
at least, that's what it tasted like to me, when I drank some.
213 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 03:07
>>208
ink lemonade is a rose-tinted beverage made from lemon juice, sugar, water, and some sort of red or pink dye (natural or artificial) for coloring. Natural food colorings typically used include cranberry juice, grenadine, and crushed strawberries.

Real pink lemons, called variegated pink-fleshed Eureka lemons, do exist. But pink lemonade usually isn’t made with their juice.
Google/chowhound for source.

NEXT?!!?
214 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 03:58
A pyramid scheme
215 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 04:31
>>214
Elaborate
216 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 05:05
>>208
The original pink lemonade was regular lemonade that had a little splash of grape juice added to it, which gave it the pinkish color.
Nowadays it's all just artificial color/dye and has been for years.
ProTip:
Try mixing some Welch's Grape Juice with your lemonade sometime... most thirst quenching drink ever.
Really cuts through the cotton mouth.
217 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-22 05:38
218 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 02:08
Someone needs help with their computer
It's some piece of shit they bought as BestBuy and they put a bunch of useless shit on it
Clean it up and speed it up so it's useable
You don't charge them anything because you're being a nice person
Since you didn't charge them anything, you're now they're 24/7/365 technical support
After a while, you mention that you need to charge them
Now, you're an asshole

Yep, computer repair in a nutshell. Everyone doesn't want to pay for services and they always end up going to the Geek Squad which hilariously overcharges them for everything.
219 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 04:55
I did the same and its fucking true.

Geeksquad is a complete ripoff. I do not know why people fork out $300 to have their computer restored to factory settings and use a factory restore disk which puts all that junk back on the computer too. When I took college classes on computer repair. The professor said I would keep quite about knowing anything about computers because people will hound you to do shit for free.
220 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 07:42
>>218
>>219
You charge them up front the first time. Thats how you stop the problem from getting outta hand look at the computer first before you even bother talking about price then gauge that price on time and how big of a pain in the ass it is to fix
221 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 10:29
>>219
Geek Squad charged my grandpa $80 to literally download and run Spybot S&D. That's all they did.

I have another person who told me they charged them $300-400 to setup a new router.

But, these are the same people who call you an asshole when you tell them you're going to charge a fraction of the price. They always end up going to there.
222 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 13:16
>>220
That's the problem. The second you even bring up a price, you're somehow the bad guy. Even though, they'll go to some shop and pay hundreds of dollars for simple shit. As a "friend", you're obligated to be their free 24/7 support or you're a dick.
223 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 16:03
>>222
I just stopped doing it for those that won't pay me a fair price and I tell them to go to a shop, including a couple of family members. I charge $50 an hour, 2 hr. minimum and most jobs get done in under an hour.
224 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 18:50
>>222
I've been there. Immediately tell them of your rate. I started saying my rate was $100/hr and cheap people stopped calling me for their shitty Presario laptops.
225 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-04 00:23
>>224
Also

You have to understand, these people are too stupid to Google things. They need people who can do basic functions they could easily Google. They're too fucking stupid to function.
226 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:57
>>218
You see, that’s why all my tech conversations go like this:
Hey Anon, you’re good with computers, right?
Yep
Could you help me fix something??
Nope
turn 360 degrees and walk away
227 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-04 14:17
>>222
Yes that is the problem. It does not even matter if you only charge $20 just to correct their problem. I was only charging $50 to reformat their hard drives and put a fresh install of their O/s. Then they take it home for a few days and visit that same porn site that infected their computer once again because they disabled the pop up blockers and clicked on OK and YES to every prompt. Then once the computer is no longer usable they come back with a bitch fit.
228 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-04 22:37
>>226
Ironically, most people that are "good" with computers are socially inept, so they've probably been unable to figure this part out.
229 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 10:44
>>222
You probably don't realize this, but it's the same for many professions, especially those seen not as traditional jobs. Musicians and artists are often expected to work for free, lest being known as a "sell out". Quit bitching and just be upfront about pricing.
230 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 16:18
>>218
But it's kind of fun to look up peoples saved porn and other stuff

>>219
Geeksquad is a complete ripoff
It's for people who have no idea how to use/build a computer
231 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 21:52
>>230
But it's kind of fun to look up peoples saved porn
I had this weird fucking couple who needed repairs. They told me explicitely not to delete the bondage folder that they had pinned to their browser's bookmarks. This guy had his entire shower wrapped in tinfoil and his wife was this huge fat landwhale of 500 pounds wearing a nightbornw laying in the bed staring at me the whole time.

10/10 time.
232 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 06:12
Actual Geek Squad Agent here. We're like any other job. If you don't know how to solve your own problems, you're gonna pay me to do so.
233 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 14:33
I had this old woman who said her computer was slow. She also demanded I figure out how to get her Quicken 99 program working again. This was in 2015. She wanted Quicken 99 working or she wouldn't pay me. I forget what I did but I somehow figured it out. She sat behind me the entire time and I had to endure 3 hours of "what's that?" "what are you doing now?" "are you fixing it?" "what am I paying you for if the computer is still slow?"

This bitch's computer took 20 minutes to even start up to a point where I could get it to function. I invoiced her $100 which she paid immediately and went to the bar after that.
234 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 22:56
Black holes
what would actually happen if we were to go in
235 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-09-19 21:03
>>234
nothing, you asshole
236 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 12:50
>>234
you would die
237 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 18:24
>>234
Think about the tiniest tube you can imagine. You would get pushed through that and come out on the other end. All the same parts, just less organized.
238 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 23:57
>>237
scary
239 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-09 22:11
>>234
nothing except your penis becomes really long and thin and you would get super aids.
240 Name: Anonymous 2017-09-11 18:39
does anyone else think black holes as some type of portal to a parallel universe filled with dopplegangers of ourselves possibly them being alive, or even a civilization where every1 is considered civil: an actual promise land without gov corruption etc and futuristic things with hoverboards maybe even terrority filled with aliens and martians, where what we consider pets know are actual or owners (place where roles are switched)
241 Name: Anonymous 2018-10-20 17:08
>>240
It is not a HOLE.
It's a verrrrrrrrry (infinite) dense object.

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