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How many peeps poast here regularly?

1 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-04 19:18
Is it just me and one other autismo? That's prretty sad.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 12:10
I personally hate this fucking board cause nobody here can take it easy.
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 13:41
>>2
Says the guys with the butthurt.
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 14:17
>>2
kek, someone's not taking it easy.
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 14:56
>>2
chewing gum should do it?
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 14:58
Hahahahahaha! See?
7 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2017-06-05 15:30
The shit? >:
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 15:49
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1907166416

What do yall think of this book?
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 16:01
>>2 Better watch that edgy you might cut yourself.
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 16:06
I posts here!
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-05 16:18
>>1
I post more in the winter, can't in the summer out the house all day.
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-06 18:44
I dont post here
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 17:00
Who here posts
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-20 08:49
I come here because you're all funny and cute. I love you guys. ♡

>>8
Sounds like an interesting book judging by the description.
15 Name: Anonymous 1974-10-01 01:19
Vampires are hot, right?
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-07 10:13
>>15
yes
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-15 12:40
They are actually cold if you ever met a real vampire. They don't have circulation like we do which is why they need to drink blood.
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-16 16:27
Sure if you dont make a stupid film about it.
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-17 20:13
Most people say so, but I never saw the appeal. Why? Because it's not human, and lives "Dangerously" by drinking blood; I HAVE to be attracted to it? No. There just humans with pointy teeth that do disguising things. Not attractive at all.
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-17 23:01
Are we posting hot-cold vampire pics now or what?

https://i.imgur.com/LWZaEM0.jpg
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 01:48
>>15 So long as they're not the neutered versions from the Twilight "mythos". Shadowrun vampires? Definitely.
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 04:35
Vampires are pure shit.

How would a 70-80 kg vampire feed itself with human blood?

Human blood features scarce calories.
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 05:05
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24 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 09:58
I don't know if I already posted in this thread, so take at least one of the above as a grain of salt.
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 11:35
>>23
Does nurse know you are using the ward computer?
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 14:40
Anyone have the BJ video of Jessi Slaughter sucking off some faggot? I need it for research purposes.
I wanna beat my dick to it
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 17:27
>>26
Urgh, she's a hideous beast. Don't do it, OP. You're a young man!!
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 20:14
>>27
i know but i NEEEED it!!!
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-18 23:01
>>28
Me too
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 01:48
>>29
we arent gonna get it our we?
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 04:35
>>30
Im trying to find it But yeah, dont think we'll get it... how am I supposed to masturbate now? :(
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 07:23
>>31
https://i.imgur.com/0gApGtz.jpg
yea could only find the pegging video.
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 10:11
Didn't she kill herself?
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 11:54
Alright boys, let me teach you. This is how you get laid in 2017 as an average to slightly above average male. By real females. Easily.

Don't let the picture ( https://i.imgur.com/F6ufErZ.png ) fool you, but it is related. This is a completely hetero thing, this is not gay, I repeat, not gay.

Step 1: Create a Grindr Profile
Step 2: Select your preferences in tribes to trans (DO NOT STOP READING, DO NOT STOP READING)
Step 3: Look for FtM trans in your area, in a highly populated city there will be some near you
Step 4: Message them with your picture: Hey, want to hook up?
Step 5: You are getting laid

You may be fucking a butch girl with a beard, but it's a female none the less. There are also a lot of FtM that are preopp, so they look like girls still, and a lot of them are 18, so they look like full on girls with short hair.

They are not like tinder girls or anything you've ever seen, these girls want to fuck and want to be fucked hard. And new 18 year olds are popping up weekly that are looking to get fucked by a "gay man" because they believe they are gay men. These fresh 18 year olds look like girls, they have pussies, and they are sometimes pretty hot. They also have ridiculously low standards and if you can host you're in.

I've fucked a good amount now, and it's worth it every time. Be warned though, faggots will be messaging you with dick pics and ass pics, do not accidently turn yourself gay.

This is a current glitch in the matrix, make use of it before the Deus Vult patch gets rid of it. Again, this is not gay, you are fucking a girl, and 7 times out of 10 she does not have a beard.
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 13:01
>>34
This is absolutely pathetic.

You are so desperate for pussy that you're going to go around meeting these crazy losers to hook up with because you don't know how to put on a polo shirt and go to a bar.

Enjoy AIDs
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 13:52
>>34
why do I want to hook up with mentally ill people?
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 14:42
>>35
Fuck you, there is absolutely nothing wrong with having AIDS.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 15:49
>>35
Enjoy your virginity.
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 16:56
>>35
go to a bar.
I keked. That is basically the equivalent of meeting on a hook up app.
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 17:46
>>34
You may be fucking a butch girl with a beard
No.

Sign up to tinder and stop being an autist, or go to theeroticreview
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 18:36
it's too bad the net is so fractured that iran threatens to split, the great firewall, etc. which country is so centralized the government runs the dating service and basically mandates dates? singapore or something near it?

and in america we have the fortune 1k's, google hangouts, facebook, twatter, but in america there is no centralized sex service. so we're left using fractured decentralized nets to do as OP does.

sad. it's just the jews keeping us split apart. the powers that be don't want humanity to have a strong ability to communicate. they prefer us weak and split up.

and what the fuck do i need a phone number to register a fake gmail account now?

i tried buying a prepaid phone last week and they wanted me to have an email address before they would sell it to me. god willing the clerk was human and not an administrative state bureaucrat. (meanwhile, the patriot act/amber alert/child safety act don't do shit to stop pedophiles or terrorists)
k bye 4tin i need drugs k thx
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 19:43
hmmm
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 20:17
>>40
how is theeroticreview going to get me a hookup?
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 21:24
>>43
Hookers
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 22:14
>>44
why wouldn't i just use backpages for that? Paying for sex is more pathetic.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-19 23:21
>>45
Didn't say it wasn't just explaining what other anon meant by it
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 00:12
>>34
do not accidently turn yourself gay

I lol'd. Man imma try this shit.
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 00:24
>>35
AIDS
PreOp FTM
Choose one
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 00:27
>>47

post results plz
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 00:28
>>47
you'll be gobbling cock before next week. mark my words.
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 00:36
>>47
Let us know your results. My area isn't populated enough for it
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 00:40
>>34
I confirm. I hooked up with a FTM (im a gay guy) and it was a bad time because she was definitely still just a girl with boobs and a pixie cut.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 01:09
>>34
Nice idea but a lot of trans only want to hook up u other other trans.
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 01:27
Fuck you racists. tumblr is full of intelligent and beautiful people like me, we have a petition to take 4ct down.
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 01:44
>>54
Fuck you anti racists. 4ct is full of intelligent and beautiful people like me, we have a petition to take tumblr down.
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:01
Why is every piece of fictional work in mainstream media so lazy and unimaginative nowadays?

Comics: Marvel & DC try to reinvent Dragonball.
Movies: Remake after remake with stupid ass plots.
Music: Do I even need to say anything? Even metal sucks because they mix the shit out of it until there's no balls to be found anywhere near it.
TV-series: Every sitcom tries to be Friends, every fantasy copies shit from Tolkien, writers reuse plots etc.
Books: "And there he sat with his curly white hair, *atmosphere atmosphere atmosphere*..." *insert character death and pretend like it's supposed to be shocking*

And yes there are exceptions. But the quality of 99% of media is just pure shit, including the new Star Wars, Game of Thrones and other crap like them. Unimaginative and pretentious bullcrap.
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:18
Also, if you're a fan of this shit: go kill yourself with a stapler.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:35
>>56
Why is every piece of fictional work in mainstream media so lazy and unimaginative nowadays?
Profits don't need creativity, only market research.

Comics: Marvel & DC try to reinvent Dragonball.
The fuck are you on about?

Movies: Remake after remake with stupid ass plots.
Welcome to years ago.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 02:52
>>56
1) The industry generally wont take a chance on something new in an attempt to avoid a loss. So, instead they just rehash something that was popular before.
2) The industry generally will only work with "known" artists, so you really don't get any new ideas, you get rehashes from people with old ideas.
3) The industry attempts to draw in as many consumers as possible, thus you end up with bland projects that lack any real focus.
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:13
i know this is kind of a really stupid place to come to, but it's reslly fast pace, and i need someone to kik me. my kik is clownsteeth. thanks to anyone in advance.
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:30
>>60
Sounds fishy
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 03:47
>>60
Why kik? Can it be discord?
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 04:04
When did you find out you're not gay?

I just did, and am 21 year old virgin. I always thought I was gay. But turns out I'm not. Fuck, what do now?
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 04:21
>>63
So you've been fapping to gay porn and shit? How did you discover you are not gay?
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 04:38
>>63
Im 26 and realizing I might be gay
Im ok with this, my gf might not be
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 04:55
>>64
Gay stuff used to give me boners. For some reason now I figured that IRL I desire women more than guys. I never really realized that tbh, I was in a different mindset I guess.
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:12
>>65
How do you realize that youre gay?
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:29
>>63
Son, fapping to traps, whatever anyone else might tell you, is gay
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 05:45
>>66
Must be something like that. But what was it about when you were popping boners? The penetration or just the fact that its two dudes having fun with the most AWESOME display of comradery?
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:02
>>67
Losing interest in woman, pussy and sex.
Been doing some assplay stuff
Been into traps and shemales for a while
Been with a guy and liked it.
Hate the thought of ever kissing a guy tho
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:19
>>70
Also, women are fucking crazy and I would be ok living with a guy that gets me
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:20
>>70
Aight. And yeah, kissing is all about intimacy and shit, But banging is all about satisfying your needs. So maybe its just that, you want a Person who knows what he is doing taking care of that
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:37
>>69
The fact that the only sexual experience I had was with a guy and I enjoyed it. Which in return might turned me into thinking I'm gay.
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 06:54
>>71
Real nigga talk
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 07:11
>>74
*African American
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 07:28
>>72
I guess yeah
I havent had vaginal sex in months now and we hardly intimate anymore
I been very much into anal stuff and have been fucked once or twice and really liked it
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 07:45
>>74
Women just seem to have problems looming around them or seem to love creating chaos for the sake of chaos
One moment you think everything is fine and your playing vidya, next shes crying and saying you dont pay attention to her
When you ask what can you do or whatever, she will flip out and say you always try to fix things and never listen and shit wtf
Guys are generally cool with whatever and normally dont care. Also men have cold logic which trumps over emotions
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 08:02
>>70
mentally ill faggots like this are getting laid and basically you're just stupid

seriously my friend let some dude suck his dick, and now all of a sudden he has a hot gf who literally pays him to fuck her

and he told me he told her he let a dude suck his dick, and even considers himself "raped"

he's so braindead too

wtf is wrong with modern women, why are they bothering with you sick retard faggots
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 08:19
>>73
Yeah thats usually a sign that you might be gay, even tho a mans G spot is in the ass so yeah. Find a girl that likes ass play, a tomboy of sorts
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 08:36
>>63
chill man, straight guys like stuff up their butts too, usually in the form of their girls' fingers.
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 08:53
>>79
I've never done that. It was in middle school when I kissed a guy and we did.. things..
Though I only ever developed feelings for girls
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 09:10
>>76
Well cant deny what you like bro, so I say try the gay stuff for a while because you honestly dont have nothing to lose at this moment
Or atleast thats how I see it
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 09:26
>>82
aids
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 09:43
>>81
Sexual attraction is not the same as "feelings" in my book so yeah, this is making my head go around thinking about it.
I Also might be drunk so bare with me mah gays
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:00
>>83
Yeah like a woman who has had miles and miles of dick inside her cant get aids
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:19
>>63
what do
Easy.

Find community like Tumblr
tell them you're gay
tell them you're ashamed to admit that you've always wanted to try a woman in a safe environment
it's their duty to aid labcdefg
have sex with idiots
repeat
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:37
Hey /4ct/,
Im going to fly to america in one day (Vacation). I need some good music for the flight.
If Dubs im going to listen to the song with my mother. Make me proud /lounge/
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 10:53
>>87
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, listen to the whole album. fucking beautiful
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:14
I started eating an apple that looked completely healthy on the outside, but when I took a couple bites I found this brown stop with what looks like holes.

https://i.imgur.com/kxnrWuF.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/wyfnUYw.jpg

What do you think this is /lounge/ and what's my prognosis. Am I going to die?
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:31
>>89
some bug laid eggs in your apple. cut that part off and continue eating or throw it out
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:48
>>89
Cut that part of Einstein
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:04
>>90
Spooky. I think I'll drop it in my garden or something. Thank anon, you've saved my life

... and my garden
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 12:27
what do you guys think of this video. Is this sufficient evidence for pizzagate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW0kF8ZVkO8
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 14:27
>>93
https://i.imgur.com/PxyV4cl.jpg
I shined a laser into my camera and out came the most aesthetic image I've seen
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 15:13
>>94
It fucks up your camera.
96 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 15:34
>>94
I like it.
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 15:52
I only have one laser I bought off eBay
It's a green one and it's pretty powerful
Its damaged the camera lenses by doing so
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 16:31
What did he say?
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 16:40
I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Soss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 15:33
>>99
Hello traveler, its 2017
101 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 16:07
iM rIcK hArRiSoN
102 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 16:40
inb4 cucks
103 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 16:58
>>99
)=========B
I found this in my dad's attic while cleaning it out after he died. It looks old and valuable. Can you tell me what it's worth?
104 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 17:16
>>103
$2.50c
105 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 17:24
>>104
Pffft. You're joking! I won't take anything less than $500.
106 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 17:43
>>99
Good luck trying to revive this old shit. You'll fail.
107 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 18:02
>>106
I'm not revviving, I just wanted to shitpost
108 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 19:09
i just passed my written test for driving school. this is fucking great im gonna reward myself with some alcohol today
109 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 19:27
Need some /LOUNGE/ level trolling advice

be me
take a lunch to work every day; sandwich, yogurt, celery, apple etc
usually save the apple for my ride home
ditch the core outside, no problem, deer eat it or it just decomposes
eventually pick some random rich fucks house and throw the core at his mailbox
aim for mailbox every time, hit it 25% of the time.
been doing this every Monday-Friday for about 3 months.
mfw there's an overabundance of deer in the area already
mfw there's a shitton of apple cores near the ditch in front of this guys house.

no idea whether he knows about his mailbox or the apple cores..

Wat do next?
110 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 19:41
>>108
I took handfulls of hydrocodone with tylenol while drinking and driving heavily for several years didn't do shit. It's been like a year since then and I'm alive so ha fuck those globalist lies!
111 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 19:46
Are enemas safe? Is it okay if I (straight male) get one?
112 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 19:49
>>111
i dont know how to use google
113 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 20:14
>>111
No, its NOT ok if you get one! You will for ever be in the lord's Book of Fags, the second that enema enters your ass! Even if you DONT enjoy it!
114 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 20:19
>>111
Enemas kill people
115 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 20:40
>>111
Yeah its safe, I do six Liters some times
116 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 20:45
>>111
you'll turn homo

wait, you're already OP
117 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 20:56
Buy yourself an enema bag. Preferably silicone if you ever plan to travel with it. I suppose you could use a goat's stomach though. Anyways, use high quality water. Don't put anything weird up there.

Cool fact: If someone is dehydrated and can not keep water down after drinking your next best bet is giving them an enema. It could save their life.

Have fun dude and remember to use something like organic as lube. The mucus membranes in your ass absorb chemicals easily. Nobody wants colon cancer.
118 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 21:09
>>111 They're useless
119 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 21:17
>>111

I mean don't buy a shower head attachment and crank the pressure full on.

I recommend only using warm water. Don't be shoving chemical all up in your ass.

and before you know you'll be riding dragon dicks like a faggot
120 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-20 21:27
>>111

They are safe. Why do you want to give yourself one?
121 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 00:14
>>111
Gay is when its the same sex

since your a guy and youre sticking a tube up a guys butt, its gay

Sorry OP
122 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-21 01:35
>>121
Most of them are but most of them are also brown
123 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 20:45
Bros I seriously need help right now.

I shared my ex's nudes and someone uploaded them to porn sites. I emailed the website and sent a DMCA notice but they are ignoring all my messages.

What the fuck can I do to take the photos down? I need to do this before she finds out or I will be fucked big time.

Please help! Is anyone a lawyer that can send a email on my behalf, I beg you
124 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 21:35
>>123
Go directly to Jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.
125 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 22:22
>>124
This is truth
126 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-22 23:45
Why do most eurofags smoke weed with tobacco?

Don't you guys realise that its drastically lowering the effect of THC?
127 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-23 00:38
>>126
What comes to mind when you see this word?

Null

This is a test.
128 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-24 09:33
>>126
i like the balance, honestly

i also enjoy mixing caffeine or speed with my THC, and when i'm feeling weird, CBD
129 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-26 23:26
Jewtastic
130 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-28 08:47
Can we organize a mass suicide for all growers? You have weak genes. Only show-ers should live to spread their genes
131 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-30 12:46
Reply with your best argument for or against the flat earth society.
132 Name: Anonymous 2017-07-31 16:33
>>131
Gravity?
133 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-01 20:21
>>131
I have an argument against both sides, why does the shape of the earth matter?
134 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-03 00:08
Technology
135 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-04 03:54
>>131
Occam's Razor
136 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-05 07:41
Basic laws of Physics
137 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-06 11:29
The Verrazano-Narrows Bridge was constructed with earth's roundness in mind.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verrazano-Narrows_Bridge

The two towers (which are perfectly vertical) and are separated by 1300 meters is 41 millimetres further apart at the top than at the bottom
138 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-07 15:19
Do they think all celestial bodies are flat too?
139 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 06:27
The idea of a flat earth is so fucking ridiculous I'm starting to think these faggots are just trolling us..
140 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 06:46
YYOURE NOT THE BOSS OF MEE NOOOOW
141 Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 07:41
>>140
u wat m8?

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