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1 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-29 23:42
starting tomorrow i will hopefully be a plongeur
its my first job in a long ass time.
2 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 11:46
What is said job?
3 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 12:34
i wash dishes
4 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 18:44
hehe i pee in food!
5 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 21:26
May I have a dollar?
6 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-30 22:03
7 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 06:51
8 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 09:57
you dont deserve it
9 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 12:53
Give a bum one stinking buck!
10 Name: Anonymous 2017-05-31 19:52
never. groom and wash yourself and find a fucking job
11 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-01 16:20
12 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-02 14:29
I should go to bed I'm fucking autistic and cant bell for shit!
13 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 07:58
Seriously, what is the problem with all these faggots out there who can't get a job?

My contract at my job got suspended on Friday, on Monday I applied for some jobs online, kind of half-assed like.
I got a phone interview today with a face to face tomorrow that I'm 100% confident will end in a job offer with about a 2k/year pay raise.

How are people so fucking shitty at life that employers don't want them to do their shitty jobs?

How have you spent roughly a quarter of a century on this planet and not acquired a marketable skill set?
14 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 09:06
I'm 16 and looking for a job, I've applied to 20 different positions in various companies

I have tons of skills but they don't trust that shit unless you have a diploma
15 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 09:56
Are you looking for jobs that require a diploma? Because if you are, FUCK OFF KID.

Go get a job that requires no skills other than showing up on time and not having shit for brains. That is what 16 year olds are worth.
16 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 11:04
Examples? Of said jobs?
17 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 12:12
Any Manual Labor
Grocery Store
Mow Lawns
Wash Cars
Walk Dogs
Clean Houses
Dig Ditches
Stand in front of tax office in a goofy outfit and twirl a sign
Deliver newspapers
Deliver food
Pick up trash
Paint shit
18 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:04
It all has to do with experience and how you carry yourself. I remember when I was young getting my first jobs, didn't know how to interview had no proven skills only had a clean pair of jeans and a polo. It was tough getting a job. I imagine most young kids right out of collage/high school having the same problem. Or even if you just worked some basic job out of necessity.

But ten years later I apply for work I see what offers I get, pit the places against each other and see who offers me the best deal.
Any ways >>13 either you've lucked into some valuable experience. Put in the hard work to be in that position or got lucky. But your situation definitely doesn't dictate what happens for everyone else in this country faggot.
19 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:21
I think a lot of it comes down to mistakes made when young adding up and becoming difficult to surmount. I'm a former heroin addict and former drug dealer, and while I didn't get in any legal trouble, I did have an employment gap.

Other stuff can also hurt job prospects; I'm epileptic and can't really legally drive as a result, even though I only have a single seizure a year at most.

That being said, I am employed presently ($12/hr, full benefits) and entertaining other job offers. Don't even have a degree either.

I suppose a lot of it comes down to effort, being realistic about the options available to you, presenting oneself properly and general respectability. The real truth is that you can get a good job and a pretty girlfriend if you play the game even a little bit. but most people outside of those situations don't understand how to leverage themselves properly.
20 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:38
I have a master's degree in a field that can work in almost any industry. I have been looking for work for a year and a half after graduation. Had interviews all over the country. Can't get a job due to the 3-5-10 rule. You need 3, 5, or 10+ years experience or no one will higher you. I have lost 0-1 entry level experience jobs to people with 20+ years experience who already had a job in the field. Their bills are paid and kids are in college so they wanted to just coast to retirement. That has happened 3 times to me that I know of and who knows how many times that I don't know of. I have tried using my networks, family friends etc to no avail. Every time the 3-5-10 rule applies and get over looked. No one is willing to train. Everyone wants someone with experience and there is no way to attain it. People will even say just do internships. Internships often require you to still be in college making it impossible to get 3 year of experience during your master degree program.
21 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 13:55
Go get a job washing dishes at a restaurant, you'll eventually get promoted to waitstaff or cook and get some skills that way. Other than that, grocery stores and call centers are good entry-level work.

Also, you can always volunteer somewhere if you are unemployed, which counts as experience. I volunteered at a hospital all through High School and that paid dividends when I was looking for a real job after I dropped out of college.
22 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 14:12
I've applied to most of that stuff, like everything except construction

I do taxidermy and paint and am actually thinking of making a class for it

Most of that other stuff is freelance which I haven't really thought of so thanks for the suggestion

But my mom really wants me to get a legit job
23 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 14:29
It's easy for me. My situation is universal. I can't possibly imagine that jobs are more scarce in other locations or that people might lack the skills needed for the jobs available locally. I also can't fathom that outsourcing has taken away once plentiful jobs. In short, I'm a huge faggot.
24 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 15:21
Why did you not do an internship during your post bach. work?
I'm unaware of any programs at my university that did not require a few months to graduate.
25 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 16:11
I had 3 internships. That got me 1 year of experience during my Master's. Most internships are only 3 months in length. All three told me that there is no job available.
26 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 17:36
Any Manual Labor
roofing jobs in 100 degree temps yeah sure
Grocery Store
all jobs taken in my area (6 stores)
my current job. you get underpaid
Mow Lawns
landscaping businesses took all those jobs
you make minimum and work to death in 100 degree weather
Wash Cars
what? like personally or for a car wash (need diploma)
Walk Dogs
yeah keep living in the 50s
i wouldnt trust you for shit with my kid
Clean Houses
keep living as a mexican in the 50s (i live in ct and even we dont have mexican cleaners
Dig Ditches
HAHAHAHAHAHa not a real job mr stereotype
Stand in front of tax office in a goofy outfit and twirl a sign
and im next in line after 80+ other people
Deliver newspapers
all the adults took those jobs (its really sad havent seen a paperBOY in years)
Deliver food
see: restaurant
Pick up trash
thats for the charity workers and convicts/community service folks
Paint shit
see: mowing lawns
any more horrible ideas
27 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-07 23:02
So /lounge/ 28 year old ausfag here looking for some advice to put it plainly I have wasted my life zero work skills, no passions/hobbies I can capitalize on. pretty sure im depressed/anxious 24/7 as I rarely leave my house and I have lost most of my friends due to me becoming a recluse but the real problem here is that whenever I try to seek help like a doctor or therapist my anxiety kicks in and I never see said professional again wtf do I do? I have been stuck in this shitty cycle for the better part of 8 years and im afraid if I dont do something about it soon im going either end on the street begging for change or on the end of a rope. what do?

TL;DR depressed loser asking for advice
28 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 04:48
Stop wasting time and learn some job skills.
Get a job to earn money.
Have a worthless nigger steal your hard earned money.
Kill niggers and save the world. You'll be hailed as a hero to mankind.
29 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 07:42
I personally recommend a mixture of drain cleaner, bleach, and 180-proof moonshine.
30 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 08:38
Hey Yo Aussie anon..America fag here...we on the same 28 as well..who do knew!
31 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 09:15
well its nice to know at least someone is going through the same shit. never thought I would end up being this boring.
ahahaha actually made me kek pretty hard so ty for that at least.
32 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 10:09
But seriously, go kill some niggers until you get yourself right.
33 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 10:46
30 year old ausfag. not in your situation but got some issues of my own.

where in aus? lets grab a beer.
34 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 11:43
melbfag here as for drinks im always down for drowning my sorrows but fyi due to my 'lifestyle' no cashola :c
35 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 12:22
I'd shout you the beers, but not in vic.

hope shit works out for you anon, anxiety and depression are a shitty combination.
If you can stick it out with one therapist long enough to get some treatment, do it. even if all they give you is some drugs it can help break the cycle and get you out of the house.
36 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 13:14
thanks man I hope shit works out with your problems as well. yeah the depression sucks but the anxiety is what kills me never thought I would be afraid of just going outside weirdest and saddest feeling
37 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 13:49
my gf has diagnosed anxiety, has had for years.

it's fucking hard just for me, it must be hell for her. She sees all kinds of shit that isn't happening, assumes hidden meaning behinds everything, hates leaving the house.

She's got a job, earns more than me. I have to talk her out of quitting most weeks because she thinks everyone there hates her and is out to get her, but she's been working solidly for 6-7 years.

It's not an easy path. seeing a psych has helped her. she gets to talk some shit out, and she's on some anti-anxiety meds - they dont fix it but they reduce the intensity and help her relax a bit. Nothing as good as a bottle of wine does, but a lot better than nothing.
38 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 14:48
shit man I cant even imagine having a partner with this shit you deserve some serious props for coping yourself let alone helping someone through it as well. seriously man your doing a great thing because I have isolated myself so much those few times when a friend talks me through stuff really helps get me through the day
39 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-08 16:08
I find that my anxiety gets better if I'm actively working on doing exercise and getting in a good place in terms of my physical health. I've been going through a bad spell and I just started getting into the habit of going running, biking around, doing stretches and yoga and stuff. I think it has definitely helped.

So even if you can't manage to leave the house, just turn on some youtube yoga vids or something and go along with it, there are tonnes of good ones. I guarantee you if you do 20 minutes every day you'll start feeling better in a week. The mind and body are extremely interconnected. And some yoga practices get you to work a bit on meditation and getting yourself centred so that might be even more helpful.

After that, you can work on the other stuff, first thing is to get healthy and get your head in a good place.
40 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 09:20
haha gimme fries with that autism man
41 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 13:43
my life is fucked up.

I have no friends, and my university is raping me.
they have suspended me because they dont like me.

I can't make an appeal. I asked them if I they can lift my suspension. They ignored me, and sent me to a psychologist. Psychologist sent them a report back that there is nothing wrong with me.

I don't know what I have done, but they are really angry with me.

I am in medical school and in my last year. I am very depressed. I can't continue.

I was supposed to be finished 2 years ago.

also my girlfriend left me to whore herself out.

and my family is angry because I am choking on debt and I have no job and I am almost 30.

I sleep most of the day, I am fucking miserable.
and I am having these headaches lately.
42 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 14:17

If it makes you feel any better, I'm 35, mentally ill (though in remission), $175,000 in debt, had to move back with my parents last year, my license is medically suspended but won't be able to get it back any time soon because I'm a degenerate alcoholic and spent part of last friday flailing around drunk in a ditch where I lost my keys and glasses, spent the night in the drunk tank, and am about to declare bankruptcy. I might be able to get a job in town as a part time night watchman for the summer.

I have a PhD and a JD.
43 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 14:32
wtf man, how did you end up like that.
you have a PhD.

I am 80k in debt at the moment, but it will be 100k next year.

I really hate these people.
44 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 14:49
Phd in what? Autism or liberal arts?
45 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 15:14
listen, if I can help you with anything.
quit the drinking.
deal with your problems head on.

cry all you want, because it sucks right now.

exercise and talking with loved ones helps the most.

also don't compare yourself with your peers.
compare yourself with yourself yesterday.
improve step by step.
46 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 15:48
I'm 21 living with parents and am +10k in savings. No higher education.

How are you edu fags so poor?
47 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 16:21
Went to law school to the tune of $30,000+ per year, articled (am in Canada) but couldn't claw any money back because I was supporting both my girlfriend and I, had a relapse into insane depression and anxiety, fucked my relationship, couldn't write the bar exam in the fall, failed it in march, and couldn't even get a teaching job over the last bunch of months, and the alcoholism thing doesn't help. In any event, here we are.
48 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 16:39
Yeah all sound advice; covering most of that. In all honesty I'm in a pretty positive mood relative to the prior two years. I've had undiagnosed chronic depression for about 20, but managed to muscle through somehow until about summer 2014 when things started going off the rails. Even given all my problems, it's a lot easier to get through the day when you're not filled with irrational burning anxiety directed at nothing and imagining different ways to kill yourself all day every day.
49 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-09 20:20
I'm 22 living alone at the place my parents used to live in before they divorced.
Dropped out of school and doing fuckall.
50 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 09:47
i got the dishwasher job
now im looking out for a factory job, graveyard shift ugh. but its good money in any event
51 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 12:49
I hate being a dishwasher too hot and wet, but i can't do fuck all.
52 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 13:17
I have a lazy co-worker who's always asking me to cover her shifts but refuses to clean or really do any work before i come in. you decide how i tell her off when she comes in to relieve me this evening. Godspeed, faggots.
53 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 16:47
I'm now so desperate for a new job that I even apply for ones located in Scotland
54 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 18:23
man this job sucks. my new coworker is a fucking tool.

tell her youll continue to cover her shifts if she sucks your dick for every half a shift
55 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-10 20:40
Anyone else prefer pissing in bottles? Especially at night and when drinking booze? Can't beat the convenience.
56 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 12:11
If I worked in a ketchen I'd pee in the soup.
57 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-11 14:22
>>56 Personally the idea that you're leaving your mark alongside so many other people is pretty cool.
58 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 06:59
any functioning adults with insomnia out there who work a 1st shift job? tips/how do you manage? I generally get 4-6 hours of sleep but am particularly manic tonight...

inb4 >exercise faggot
I know. im just a lazy piece of shit.
59 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 06:54
1st shift
There aren't shifts at my coding job
It helps being able to set my own hours
They'll be lucky if I make it in by 10:30 tomorrow
I usually try to force myself to get at least 6 hours but it's hard
60 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:03
Oh and how to manage is caffeine, stimulants, and weed
61 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:05
I quit smoking bud and doing stims over a year ago. I still drink caffeine, but am trying to cut back. I have sleeping pills but hate how they affect me (mirtazapine and trazadone)
62 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:08
I do anon. Usually go to bed around 3am and wake up at 730 for my 8-4 shift at work. Eat breakfast with coffee
63 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:12
>>62 do you do any other drugs? I've held down a 1st shift salary job for a year now but it hasn't been easy. I prob should bite the bullet and get more physical activity but it isn't part of my job eithe
64 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-13 06:38
Currently working for the treasury... I love this fuckin job...
65 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-14 18:51
Fast food jobs
work at jimmy johns
area manager wants to start doing drug tests
general manager tells him not to, literally 3 people would be left
general manager regularly buys drugs off employees
as far as money goes it's not great but jj's honestly isn't a bad gig, especially as a driver
66 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-15 07:47
Alright McDonalds is currently closed. We are always looking for more workers to make shifts last longer. Have a great day!
67 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 14:08
Hey guys, I can not find a video on google ...

Is from a stupid guy, who coats his own dick with aluminum foil and stuffs it into an electrical plug...
68 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 20:35
you posted on /lounge/ to ask this question.

it's too late for you.
69 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-16 23:22
Choose Life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family.
Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance.
Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisurewear and matching luggage.
Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
Choose your future.
Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin??
70 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 02:10
Congratulations anon. You have found true freedom. The freedom from thought. From consequence. But know that it is not better than the prison you have just freed yourself from.
71 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 04:57
You're an addict, so be addicted; just be addicted to something else.
72 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 07:44
You're an addict
I'm not, there's simply no reason to stop.
73 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 09:24
live in most free society in human history
literally can choose what gender you want to be
choose to be a fag or straight or something in between
choose to be religious or atheist
have access to education that previous generations would marvel at
judgmentalism reserved for judging people who judge others, so any variations are allowed
social safety network so you won't starve even if you're a fuckup
literally no society in human history has offered as much choice
the effect on some people - what's the point? let me just drug myself to avoid life
74 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 10:32
EDGELORD: the post
75 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 11:39
You're not literate, are you?
76 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 12:12
He's lacking in moral fibre
He knows a lot about Sean Connery
That's hardly ay substitute.
77 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 12:29
Choose one last night at the opera
78 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 12:46
compact disc players
79 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 13:03
Trainspotting copypasta. Well done OP you watched a film we saw in the 90s.
80 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-17 13:21
>>69 Hell yeah im with you bud, but I don't do heron. I agree with you this world is ass backwards, because you decide what to be given you have intelligence to do so but there are others that are simply molded by society
81 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-18 15:26
Yes, good goyim! Lead a dysfunctional life as a drugged-up freebird degenerate, don't get married and have children while we slowly replace you with Muslims. Hehe.
82 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-18 22:57
Why do I have feeling that you are not an adult?
May I report you, good sir?
83 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-20 11:24
I have a decent job I haven't been to work in a few months due to bad berth.
84 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-20 20:20
How is babby formed?
how girl get pragnent
85 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-21 11:51
So when British companies say that they "rely heavily on Easter European workers" do they mean that they "rely on workers from countries where things are so bad that they'll travel hundreds of miles and work in terrible conditions for minimum wages?
86 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-21 22:33
So how many of you fags have done drugs? (Outside of weed.)
87 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 09:34
i liek me sum opiates
88 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 16:32
My deepest confession ....

I'm French
89 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-22 22:07
croatia has an 18% unemployment rate
90 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 17:00
From northern Europe so been celebrating mid-summer since yesterday. Today I've mostly been with my family and we have been barbecuing and just hanging around outside, with their neighbours and others coming and going every now and then.
91 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 21:27
get your hands on a lawnmower and a gaz trimmer and charge 20$. i get around 20k per summer that way. i now sign clients for the whole season for around 400 $ per turf. season s 18-20 weeks where i live.

make an account on redbubble and try to push any current fashion on it. alt-right reddit phase was big money for me. made like 400$ in a onth that way. damn those kekistan flag sold well !
92 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-24 21:50
I'm not a Mexican but I'll check out the latter. I always wanted to get into buying things wholesale and selling them on eBay.
93 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 00:20
Animals are truly the niggers of our time

Kept as slaves by most of the population
Small group of defendists
Often paid and treated fairly even in slavery
Sometimes not
94 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 02:58
Blacks are human people and they aren't animals. Besides, when we adopt animals we treat them like friends and not objects. Domestic animals don't go through hardships, unlike independent stray animals.

Slaves are the other way around, if they are owned by other humans they go through hardships, if they are set free they have a better life.
95 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 06:39
is your job safe from AI/automation?
NEETs are the first to go when machines take over
96 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 09:26
how close are we to singularity? what's going to happen to all the people who lose their jobs because of automation/AI?
97 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 12:13
real freedom

everyone will become equal. and not materialistic and money will no longer be the driving force behind mankind.
98 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 15:00
people will lose all meaning in their lives
they will want war to find it again
99 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 17:47

Even if money went away forever rich people would still find new and exciting ways to lord it over everyone else
100 Name: Anonymous 2017-06-25 20:33
Butlerian Jihad


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